Sunday, August 23, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2383

Messages In This Digest (26 Messages)

1.
*FLOWERS*_* By Ali Majdfar From: TUNA
2.
Funny Family Photos From: Fun Mania
3a.
*GRAPHICS*_* From: TUNA
4.
Banta - Humour... From: Shabbir Kagalwala
5.
Good One Liner ( VERY FUNNY HUMOR.....READ AND FORWARD ) From: Hi it's Varsha
6.
High Quality Creative Pictures. From: |¢µ†ë †¡gë®|
7.
Wonderful Paintings Of The Year From: Fun Mania
8a.
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi Aug 23 2009 From: Arun M
8b.
| Paryushan Parva | From: Satish Kochar
9.
Why Guys Like Girls? From: ©Ever Smile©
10.
Wish you all RAMADAN Mubarak with Beautiful SMS and SHAYARIS on Rama From: Hassan Ali
11.
kagaj ki kashti From: Banwrmaha
12.
Rishto Ki Duniya From: Sania
13.
Peace From: Pradeep Sharma
14.
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15.
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16.
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17a.
FRIENDS From: Pradeep Sharma
18a.
Thukra na dena From: shaiprajapati
18b.
Fir mujh par marne se kya fayada From: Banwrmaha
19.
WORDS 4 eVER From: anita singh
20a.
Kya aap gareeb hai From: Banwrmaha
21a.
Three Things in Life... From: anita singh
22.
Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft From: anita singh
23.
Happy Ganesh Chathurthi From: |¢µ†ë †¡gë®|
24a.
Beauty Of Innocence From: anita singh

Messages

1.

*FLOWERS*_* By Ali Majdfar

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:42 am (PDT)





2.

Funny Family Photos

Posted by: "Fun Mania" funmania@ymail.com   funmania@ymail.com

Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:47 am (PDT)



Funny Family Photos
3a.

*GRAPHICS*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:10 am (PDT)





4.

Banta - Humour...

Posted by: "Shabbir Kagalwala" kagalwalashabbir@yahoo.co.in   kagalwalashabbir

Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:13 am (PDT)





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Dear€ ¢Â Banta,

I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you€ ¢Â cannot read fast.
We€ ¢Â don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in€ ¢Â the newspaper€ ¢Â that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.
€ ¢Â 
I won€ ¢â' '¹t be able to send the address as the last family who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have€ ¢Â to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able€ ¢Â to bring€ ¢Â our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain€ ¢Â same too.
€ ¢Â 
This€ ¢Â place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above€ ¢Â the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled€ ¢Â the chain and haven't seen them since.
€ ¢Â 
The€ ¢Â weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time€ ¢Â it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
€ ¢Â 
The€ ¢Â coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little€ ¢Â too heavy€ ¢Â Â to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off€ ¢Â Â and put€ ¢Â Â them in the pocket.
€ ¢Â 
Your€ ¢Â father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass€ ¢Â at the cemetery.
€ ¢Â 
By€ ¢Â the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is€ ¢Â really badmash.€ ¢Â Â He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club.€ ¢Â Â We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
€ ¢Â 
Your€ ¢Â sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is€ ¢Â a girl€ ¢Â or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
€ ¢Â 
Your€ ¢Â uncle, Panta fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him€ ¢Â out, but€ ¢Â he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he€ ¢Â burned for€ ¢Â three days.
€ ¢Â 
Your€ ¢Â best friend, Santa, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's€ ¢Â last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after€ ¢Â Â he died.€ ¢Â Â And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for€ ¢Â his father.
€ ¢Â 
There€ ¢Â isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
€ ¢Â 
P.S:€ ¢Â Â Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized,€ ¢Â I had€ ¢Â already sealed off this letter.
€ ¢Â 
€ ¢Â If you liked this mail, please forward it to all your friends.
€ ¢Â 
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Good One Liner ( VERY FUNNY HUMOR.....READ AND FORWARD )

Posted by: "Hi it's Varsha" varsha.sanyal@gmail.com   varsha.sanyal

Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:33 am (PDT)



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What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter

There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads "We may
never piss this way again."

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue
to do so.

Boss: I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I'll raise it to
6000. So when would you like to start?
Santa: In 3 months.

A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his
wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say
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6.

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Posted by: "|¢µ†ë †¡gë®|" romipanwar89@yahoo.co.in   romipanwar89

Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:51 pm (PDT)



High Quality Creative Pictures.
7.

Wonderful Paintings Of The Year

Posted by: "Fun Mania" funmania@ymail.com   funmania@ymail.com

Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:02 pm (PDT)



Wonderful Paintings Of The Year
8a.

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi Aug 23 2009

Posted by: "Arun M" arunbsb87@yahoo.com   arunbsb87

Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:09 pm (PDT)



Happy Ganesh Chaturthi Aug 23 2009
8b.

| Paryushan Parva |

Posted by: "Satish Kochar" satishkochar@yahoo.co.in   satishkochar

Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:26 am (PDT)



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[Birth of Mahavira]
The Birth of Mahavira
Illustration from the Kalpa Sutra
c 1375-1400 CE

The Jain festival (parva) of Paryushana originates from the
practice adopted by itinerant monks of staying in one place
during the Indian monsoon. Paryushana means € ¢Ã¢â'¢¬Å'³to stay
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it is possible to re-establish a closeness with the soul. It is
the holiest time of the year for Jains, consisting of 8-10* days
of meditation, fasting and prayer and ending with a ceremony of
atonement meant to prepare the believer for emergence into the
world in a state of spiritual and moral refinement.
In one of the festival€ ¢Ã¢â'¢¬s more colourful rituals, the
story is told of the conception of Lord Mahavira, the man
considered to have shaped the Jain religion over 2,600 years ago.
The scriptures tell how Mahavira€ ¢Ã¢â'¢¬s mother had a series of
dreams at the time of his conception, each one prophetic of a
quality the future leader would display. Silver figures
representing these dreams and symbolic of virtues such as
strength, courage and wisdom are paraded through the congregation
and up to the altar; the money families bid for the privilege of
carrying these symbols is used to support the community.
The auction and presentation of these € ¢Ã¢â'¢¬Ë'¼dreams€ ¢Ã¢â'¢¬
is also a way of teaching Mahavira€ ¢Ã¢â'¢¬s story to the next
generation. Toward the end of the ceremony a silver coconut is
placed in a swing to represent the appearance of Mahavira in the
womb; each member of the congregation takes a turn at rocking the
swing, a symbol of nurturing the new life to come.
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9.

Why Guys Like Girls?

Posted by: "©Ever Smile©" aa_punnagai@yahoo.com   aa_punnagai

Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:15 pm (PDT)



Why Guys Like Girls?
10.

Wish you all RAMADAN Mubarak with Beautiful SMS and SHAYARIS on Rama

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" shayariworld@ymail.com   hassanrazvi786

Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:24 pm (PDT)





Wish you all RAMADAN Mubarak
with Beautiful SMS and SHAYARIS on Ramadan.. Please read and forward to all..

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Raat ko naya chand mubarak,
Chand ko chandni mubarak,
Falak ko sitare mubarak.
Sitaroon ko bulandi mubarak.
Aur aap ko hamari taraf se,
"RAMADAN MUBARAK"
€ ¦ 

Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan
€ ¦ 

The month of Ramadan,
in which the QURAN was revealed,
a guidance for mankind & clear proofs
criterion(between right & wrong).
So whoever of you is present during
€ ¦ this month should observe its fast.

€ ¦ 
As the cresent moon is sighted
And the holy month of Ramadan blessings
May Allah bless you with happiness
andgrace your home with warmth & peace

€ ¦ 
YA ALLAH€ ¦   Ramadan Mubarak Ke Ibtida Hai
Hamay Ziada Se Ziada Nekian Kamanay
Or buraiyon Se Dur
Hone Ki toufeeq Ata Farmaye
Ameen

€ ¦ 
Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai,
Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,
Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai

€ ¦ 
Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you

€ ¦ 
As the cresent moon is sighted
And the holy month of Ramadan beings
May Allah bless you with happiness
and grace your home with warmth & peace !

€ ¦ 
€ ¦ 
Ramadan Mubarak
Ke Ibtida Hai
Hamay Ziada Se Ziada
Nekian Kamanay
Or buraiyon Se Dur
Hone Ki toufeeq Ata Farmaye
Ameen

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WHEN STARTING TO DO SOMETHING :SAY BISM ALLAH
WHEN INTENDING TO DO SOMETHING :SAY INSHA ALLAH
WHEN SOMETHING IS BEING PRAISED :SAY SUBHAN ALLAH
WHEN IN PAIN AND DISTRESS :SAY YA ALLAH
WHEN EXPRESSING APPRECIATION :SAY MASH ALLAH
WHEN THANKING SOMEONE :SAY JAZAK ALLAH

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€ ¦ 
Prayer is an open line to Heaven.
No cards to use, no low battery problem, no error,
No charging, always good signal and all messages sent.
Make prayer a habit like Texting.

€ ¦ 
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ATTENTION!! Stop talking at the time of AZAAN
Bcoz- Jo AZAN khamoshi se nehi sunta
Mot ka time us ki Zuban se Kalma Tayiba jari Nehi hota

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God said don't look around because
you'll be impressed,
Don't look down you'll be depressed,
Just look to me all the time and you'll be blessed
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11.

kagaj ki kashti

Posted by: "Banwrmaha" banwrmaha_2006@yahoo.co.in   banwrmaha_2006

Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:06 pm (PDT)



kagaj ki kashti
12.

Rishto Ki Duniya

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Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:53 pm (PDT)



Rishto Ki Duniya
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13.

Peace

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:04 pm (PDT)



Peace is our true nature,
Let our everyday life be the song
from our Souls to the whole world
as a gift of Love!
14.

YOU will NEVER be Sorry....

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:10 pm (PDT)



YOU WILL NEVER BE SORRY
15.

Smile Please

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Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:23 pm (PDT)



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Safety First!!!(careful)

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Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:36 pm (PDT)



(careful) ! ! ! !
17a.

FRIENDS

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:45 pm (PDT)



(HAVE A NICE WEEKEND TO ALL MEMBERS)
18a.

Thukra na dena

Posted by: "shaiprajapati" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:16 pm (PDT)



Zindagi ki Rahon Main Jub aage aage jaoge,......
18b.

Fir mujh par marne se kya fayada

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Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:16 am (PDT)



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WORDS 4 eVER

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20a.

Kya aap gareeb hai

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21a.

Three Things in Life...

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22.

Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft

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Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of
Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We
request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked
'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that
to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system?
I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife
lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this '
find'
button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to
learn'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only
one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the
remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is
not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo
in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since
I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My
Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know
where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
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Happy Ganesh Chathurthi

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Ganesha mantras are siddhi mantras. Each mantra contains certain
specific powers of Lord Ganesha. Whenchanted with the proper
pranayama (rhythmic breathing) and sincere devotion, they will
yield good results. In general, Ganesha mantras will ward off all
evil and bless the devotee with abundance, prudence and success.
Evil spirits dare not enter the home or the mind of the devotee
where Ganesha mantras are recited. Those so mystically inclined
and knowledgeable of the seven chakras below the muladhara use
these powerful incantantions under the direction of the guru to
close off these regions of the mind one by one and free
consciousness from deep depression, confusion, jealousy, rage,
lingering anger and fear. Some such mantras are given below for
the spiritual benefit of the readers.


Important Note:
One more point to remember is that one should bathe or wash the
limbs before sitting for repetition of the mantra. Also, one
should do three or more pranayama before beginning the mantra.
The minimum repetition of the mantra should be one full mala, or
108 times. When this is done at a fixed hour and place regularly
for 48 days, it becomes an upasana, which means intense
meditation, that will yield siddhis, or spiritual powers. Another
warning to bear in mind is that one should use those powers only
for healing the sick and other such selfless actions for the
benefit of mankind. These powers should not be misused. Misuse of
power may bring the curse of the asuras.

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(1)

One always starts any prayer, ritual and/or occasion by
worshipping our Beloved Elephant God. One of the famous mantras
dedicated to Ganpati follows:

"Vakratunda Mahaakaaya Suryakotee Sama Prabha
Nirvighnam kuru mey Deva, Sarva kaaryeshu Sarvadaa"



Vakratunda

curved trunk

Mahakaaya

large bodied

Surya kotee

million suns

Sama Prabha

with the brilliance of

Nirvighnam

free of obstacles

Kuru

make

mey

my

Deva

Lord

Sarva Kaaryeshu

in all work

Sarvada

always

O Lord Ganesha of Large body, curved trunk, with the brilliance
of a million suns, please make all my work free of obstacles,
always.

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(2)
"Aum gam ganapataye namah"

This is a mantra from Ganapati Upanishad. One may always use it
before beginning a journey, a new course in school, new career or
job, or before entering into any new contract or business so that
impediments are removed and your endeavor may be crowned with
success.

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(3)
Aum shri ganeshaya namah

This mantra is usually taught to children for their good
education. It increases their memory power, and they become
successful in their examinations. Of course, people of any age
may use this mantra when taking courses in a school or
university, and for success in attaining their degree.

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(4)
Aum vakratundaya hum

This is a very powerful mantra, as discussed in the Ganesha
Purana. When something is not working properly, individually or
universally, nationally or internationally, or when the minds of
the people turn crooked, negative, depressed or discouraged, the
attention of Ganesha may be drawn by this mantra to straighten
their ways. The HUM symbolizes "Delay no more, my Lord, in
straightening the paths of the crooked-minded ones." This mantra
is used many times in the Ganesha Purana to curb the atrocities
of cruel demons. In addition, this mantra could also be used for
healing any spinal deficiency, such as curvature of the spine or
curved limbs. Dedicate 1,008 repetitions of this holy word to
straighten and heal such deficiencies.

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Aum kshipra prasadaya namah

Kshipra means instantaneous. If some danger or negative energy is
coming your way and you don't know how to get rid of that
trouble, with true devotion, practice this mantra for quick
blessing and purification of one's aura.

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Aum shrim hrim klim glaum gam
ganapataye vara varada sarva
janamme vashamanaya svaha

There are several bija (seed) mantras in this mantra . Among
other things, it signals, "Shower Your blessings, O Lord. I offer
my ego as an oblation."

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Aum sumukhaya namah

This mantra has a lot of meaning, but to make it simple, it means
you will be always very beautiful in soul, in spirit, in face,
everything. By meditating on this mantra, very pleasing manners
and a beauty comes on you. Along with that comes peace, which
constantly dances in your eyes; and the words you speak are all
filled with that power of love.

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Aum ekadantaya namah

Ekadanta refers to one tusk in the elephant face, which means God
broke the duality and made you to have a one-pointed mind.
Whoever has that oneness of mind and single-minded devotion will
achieve everything.

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Aum kapilaya namah

Kapila (red) means that you are able to give color therapy. You
are able to create colors around yourself and around others,
bathe them in that color and heal them. As per the mantra you
create, so will you create the colors. Another meaning is "wish
cow," the "cow of plenty." It means that whatever you wish, that
comes true. There is a wish-cow inside you. Whatever you wish,
especially for healing others, comes true immediately.

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Aum gajakarnikaya namah

The ears of Ganesha, the elephant, are constant fanning, which
means people may talk a lot, but you are not receiving inside
anything other than that which is important. It also means that
you can sit anywhere and tune this cosmic television (the body)
with seven channels (chakras) and all 72,000 nadis, to any loka
and be able to hear ancestors, angels, the voice of God or the
voice of prophets. That kind of inner ear you will develop
through this mantra.

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Aum lambodaraya namah

This means you feel that you are this universe. It means that all
the universes are within you. Like an entire tree is in the seed,
the whole universe is in the sound of creation, which is Aum, and
that Aum consciousness in you makes you feel that you are the
universe. Therefore, if you say, realizing the oneness with the
universe, "shanti to the world" every day, then the grace of God
will come and there will be world peace, universal peace. It is
the universes within Aum and Aum within you.

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Aum vikataya namah

This means realizing this world as a dream or a drama. When you
are in that high consciousness, this whole world looks like a
dream. All of us have taken a role. We have to play our role in
life as wife or husband or children or citizens, all consistent
with the role we have taken. When an actor bitten by a sponge
cobra that is brought on the stage falls, the entire audience
cries; but that boy who has fallen knows it was not a real cobra
and he is not dead. Life is a drama -- definitely life in this
material world, this physical world of ego, is a drama. But
inside, like the boy on the stage who is quite happy knowing that
he didn't die by the bite of the sponge cobra, like that, the
truth never dies in us; it is immortal. So everything else you
consider as drama. That consciousness comes to you by knowing
this mantra.

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Aum vighna nashanaya namah

This mantra invokes the Lord Ganesha to remove every impediment
in your life and in your works. By constant meditation on this
mantra, all obstacles and blocked energy in your physical and
astral bodies are released.

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Aum vinayakaya namah

Vinayaka is the name of Ganesha in the golden age. So by
realizing this mantra, your life will have a golden age. In your
office, in your work, you'll be the boss. Vinayaka means
something under control. Vinayaka means the Lord of problems.

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Aum ganadhyakshaya namah

This mantra is so important. Suppose you have a group, a country,
neighbors, or any kind of group therapy, group healing or a whole
country needing healing, then you have to bring that entire group
to your mind's arena and say this mantra. A group healing takes
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Aum bhalachandraya namah

In Sanskrit, bhala means the forehead center. Chandra means the
crescent moon. Bhalachandra means that chakra from where the
nectar drips. That is the secret of all healing. It is to feel
yourself as Siva, identifying yourself with the Truth and feeling
constantly that you are carrying the crescent moon, the symbol of
growth and nectar and peace.

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