Thursday, August 20, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2379

Messages In This Digest (24 Messages)

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*COLOURS OF AUTUMN*_* From: TUNA
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The Real Monk From: SAM
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WAT IS  JANNAT From: honey mgh
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Good Day To You......... From: Pradeep Sharma
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5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT Course.... From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
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chale aana From: chayan jain
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funny animals From: S A G R I
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Fastest in the WORLD... From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
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Cute Baby Mahi From: ganesh
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Chaand ka Kurta by Ramdhari Singh Dinkar From: madhu bala
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Cute Boy Muraly From: ganesh
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Sweet Boy Rohan From: ganesh
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Be Careful when eating Apples. From: ©Ever Smile©
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Good Morning... Have A Beautiful Day Ahead... From: Aseem Kaistha
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A Friend Like You From: Pradeep Sharma
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G.O.O.D M.O.R.N.I.N.G - Have a great Weekend... From: Aseem Kaistha
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Thak Gai Hoon Main.... From: utkarshaut@rocketmail.com
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Good Ones From: Rohit Ranka
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Aaraam Karo- Funny Poem by Hasya Kavi Gopal Prasad Vyas From: madhu bala
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(no subject) From: tofiq_sonu
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zindagi rahi to...... From: madhu bala
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The wierdest statues in the world From: Chollo .
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The wierdest statues in the world From: shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in
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Sweet Animated TaGs and Blinks From: Ashima Goel

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*COLOURS OF AUTUMN*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:18 am (PDT)





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The Real Monk

Posted by: "SAM" sam_200391@yahoo.com   sam_200391

Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:24 am (PDT)



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WAT IS  JANNAT

Posted by: "honey mgh" honey_2mgh@yahoo.com   honey_2mgh

Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:28 am (PDT)





Let us all try to € ¢Â make the place € ¢â' '¼A JANNAT€ ¢â' '½, where we live.
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Jannat

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€ ¢Â When MOMIN will enter into Jannat, it will be announced

1) You will remain healthy forever, disease will never come.

2) You will remain alive for ever, death will never come.

3) You will remain in bounties which will never be finished.

Jannat is made with:

Bricks of Gold and Silver
Its cement is of perfumed Musk
Its chips are pearls and Yaqoot
Its sand is Zafraan

There are eight doors of Jannat. These are eight grades of Jannat:

1.€ ¢Â Â  Jannatul
Mava
2.€ ¢Â Â  Darul Maqaam
3.€ ¢Â Â  Darul Salaam
4.€ ¢Â Â  Darul Khuld
5.€ ¢Â Â  Jannat-ul-Adan
6.€ ¢Â Â  Jannat-ul-Naeem
7.€ ¢Â Â  Jannat-ul-Kasif
8.€ ¢Â Â  Jannat-ul-Firdous

Jannatul Mava is in the
lowest,
Jannat-ul-Adan is the middle &
Jannat-ul- Firdous is on the highest.

Food of Jannat:

They will eat foods and fruits continuously up to 40 years
Every bowl will have a new taste
They will take eructation which will digest the food and there will be perfumed sweating for the digestion of water
There will be no urine and stool

Place Name:

There will be gardens in Jannat.
Every garden will have the length of about 100 year ' s journey.
The shadow of these gardens will be very dense.
Their plants will be free of thorns.
The size of their
leaves will be equal to ears of elephants.
Their fruits will be hanging in rows.
Those who love each other for the sake of Allah will get a pillar of Yaqoot, on which there will be seventy thousand (70,000) rooms. These will shine for the residents of Jannat as the sun shines for the residents of Duniya
There will be rooms in Jannat in such a way that every room will have seventy thousand (70,000) dinning sheets. On every dinning sheet 70,000 types of foods will be served. For their service 80,000 young boys will be moving around looking like beautiful scattered pearls.
One bunch of dates will be equal to the length
of 12 arms. The size of a date will be equal to the big pitcher. These will be whiter than milk, sweeter than honey and softer than butter and free of seeds. The stem of these plants will be made up of gold and silver.
There will also be gardens of grapes. The bunches of grapes will be very big. The size of a single grape will be equal to a big pitcher.
Someone asked, ya Rasulullah (Sallalahu alaihi wasallam): will it be sufficient for me and my family. It was answered, it will be sufficient for you and your whole tribe.

The Dresses of Jannat:

The dress of Jannat will be very beautiful.
One will wear 70 dresses at a time.
These will be very fine, delicate, weightless, having different colors.
These dresses will be so fine that the body even the heart will be visible.
And the waves of love in the hearts will also be visible.
These dresses will never become old, never be dirty and will never tear.

There will be four canals in every Jannat:

1.€ ¢Â  Water.
2.€ ¢Â Â  Milk.
3.€ ¢Â Â  Honey.
4.€ ¢Â Â  Sharabun Tahoora.

There will also be three fountains in€ ¢Â  Jannat:

1.€ ¢Â Â  Kafoor.
2..€ ¢Â Â  Zanjabeel.
3.€ ¢Â Â  Tasneem.

Qualities of People of Jannat:

In Jannat,

Height of every MOMIN, will be equal to the height of Hazrat Adam (Alaihissalaam) 60 arms (90 feet).
Beauty will be like that of Hazrat Yousuf (Alaihissalaam) .
Age of youth will be like that of Hazrat Esa (Alaihissalaam) 30-33 years).
Sweetness of voice will be like that of Hazrat Dawud (Alaihissalaam) .
Tolerance will be like that of Hazrat Yaqoob (Alaihissalaam) .
Patience will be like that of Hazrat Ayyub (Alaihissalaam) .
Habits will be like that of Sayyaduna Muhammad (Sallalahu alaihi wasallam).

NOTE:

If a person makes Du ' a for Jannat three times, Jannat requests Allah that O, Allah; make his entry into Jannat.
And if a person makes Du ' a for safety from Jahannum three times, The Jahannnum requests Allah that, O, Allah; save him from Jahannum.
Please pass on and may Allah grant the entire Ummah of Nabi sallalahu alayhi wasallam Jannat ul Firdous Ameen!
Every good act is charity.

JAZAK ALLAHU KHAIR- May Allah Forgive our sins... Ameen!

Remember the Prophet P.B.U.H said if u have knowledge pass it on even if it is just one verse. So Forward this message and help us in our Mission to keep the Muslim Youth on the right path, ISLAM.

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Good Day To You.........

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:34 am (PDT)





A new day has just begun
time to bask 'neath the sun

Yesterday is dead and gone
to a new day you belong

Rejoice and be glad
there's no need to be sad

Leave your burdens behind
allow only good to fill your mind

Make the best of this new day
only good will come your way

Have A Good Day!

G o o d ~ M o r n i n g ~

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5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT Course....

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:43 am (PDT)




5 minute€ ¦ -€ ¦ Management Course

Lesson 1:€ ¦ 
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.€ ¦ 

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel andruns downstairs.€ ¦ 

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.€ ¦ 

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800to drop that towel.'€ ¦ 

After thinking for a moment, the woman dropsher towel and stands naked in front of Bob, aftera few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.€ ¦ 

The woman wraps back up in the towel andgoes back upstairs.€ ¦ 

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'€ ¦ 

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.€ ¦ 

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'€ ¦ 

Moral of the story:€ ¦ 

If you share critical information pertaining tocredit and risk with your shareholders in time,you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.€ ¦ 

Lesson 2:€ ¦ 
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing hergown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly hadan accident.€ ¦ 

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.€ ¦ 

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.€ ¦ 
The nun once again said, 'Father, rememberPsalm 129?'€ ¦ 

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the fleshis weak.'€ ¦ 

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.€ ¦ 

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'€ ¦ 

Moral of the story:€ ¦ 
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.€ ¦ 

Lesson 3:€ ¦ 
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.€ ¦ 

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I wantto be in the€ ¦ Bahamas, driving a speedboat, withouta care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.€ ¦ 

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want tobe in€ ¦ Hawaii€ ¦ , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of PinaColadas and the love of my life.'€ ¦ 

Puff! He's gone.€ ¦ 

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.€ ¦ 
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'€ ¦ 

Moral of the story:€ ¦ 
Always let your boss have the first say.€ ¦ 

Lesson 4€ ¦ 
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.€ ¦ 

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'€ ¦ 

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.€ ¦ 

Moral of the story:€ ¦ 
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.€ ¦ 

Lesson 5€ ¦ 
A turkey was chatting with a bull.€ ¦ 

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'€ ¦ 

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.€ ¦ 

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.€ ¦ 

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree..€ ¦ 

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, whoshot him out of the tree.€ ¦ 

Moral of the story:€ ¦ 
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but itwon't keep you there..€ ¦ 

Lesson 6€ ¦ 
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.€ ¦ 

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.€ ¦ 

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.€ ¦ 

The dung was actually thawing him out!€ ¦ 

He lays there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.€ ¦ 

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of€ ¦ cow dung, and€ ¦ 

promptly dug him out and ate him.€ ¦ 

Morals of the story:€ ¦ 
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.€ ¦ 

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your€ ¦ 
friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep€ ¦ 
your mouth shut!€ ¦ 

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Congratulations! !! THIS ENDS YOUR 5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

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Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:45 am (PDT)



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Cute Baby Mahi

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Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:28 pm (PDT)



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Chaand ka Kurta by Ramdhari Singh Dinkar

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Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:01 pm (PDT)



Chaand ka Kurta by Ramdhari Singh Dinkar
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Cute Boy Muraly

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Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:06 pm (PDT)



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Sweet Boy Rohan

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Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:10 pm (PDT)



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13.

Be Careful when eating Apples.

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Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:18 pm (PDT)



Be Careful when eating apples.

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Good Morning... Have A Beautiful Day Ahead...

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Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:25 pm (PDT)



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15.

A Friend Like You

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Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:43 pm (PDT)



A Friend Like You !
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G.O.O.D M.O.R.N.I.N.G - Have a great Weekend...

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Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:45 pm (PDT)




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17.

Thak Gai Hoon Main....

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Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:58 pm (PDT)



Thak Gai Hoon Main....raah takte.....
18.

Good Ones

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Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:51 pm (PDT)



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19.

Aaraam Karo- Funny Poem by Hasya Kavi Gopal Prasad Vyas

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Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:05 am (PDT)





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Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:52 am (PDT)



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22a.

The wierdest statues in the world

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Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:59 am (PDT)



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22b.

The wierdest statues in the world

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Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:07 am (PDT)



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23.

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Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:40 am (PDT)



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