Sunday, March 7, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2563

Messages In This Digest (3 Messages)

love is written with "P" From: Pradeep Sharma
haste raho From: fakhri sethji
This is attitude From: kiran rajhans



love is written with "P"

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma"   pradeepsharma1969

Sat Mar 6, 2010 11:26 am (PST)


Because love is due to hold
at the time when the same
you love being tested.
True love is written with "P"
Because to forget a bad memory
there should be forgiveness
rather than hatred among those
who love each other.
Love is written with "P"
Because to get what you want,
you need to persevere until it reaches
what you've proposed.
The sincere love is written with "P"
"Patience", "forgiveness"
and "perseverance"
are necessary ingredients for
a love that endures.
Because love is also ...
a word that in time ...
It is the returns to trust ...
It remains silent listening
the other ...
It is that passion,
that fills us with eyes to estrellitas
pronouncing the name of that love ...
Love is written with "P"
Why are these little things that
bind us to be loved every day ........

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haste raho

Posted by: "fakhri sethji"   abu_abde

Sat Mar 6, 2010 11:31 am (PST)

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?

Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.

Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi ...!

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Santa: Tipu's skeleton.

Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?

Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.

Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ?

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?

Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.

Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado

Santa aage nahin bada

Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?

Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got

irritated... drank poison & said,

Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye

Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...

Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?

Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !

Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?

Doc: Haan, bilkul.

Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a

wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only

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This is attitude

Posted by: "kiran rajhans"   rajhans_kiran59

Sat Mar 6, 2010 11:55 am (PST)

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