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1.: SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-7-8

Posted by: "suhani" suhanisharma21f@gmail.com suhanisharma21f

Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:28 pm (PDT)

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-7
Dear friends,
Aap logon ko ache ache jokes bej ahi hun.
Ummid karti hun ki aap ko jarur pasand aayenge.

Aap ke pass be agar koi ache ache jokes aur sms ho to hame jarur bejiye.

Aap ki friend
Suhani

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Patni- "Kya dhund rahe ho?"

Pati- "Oh!, kuch nahi, kuch nahi!"

Patni- "Kuch nahi us botal me milega aapko,

jisme pehle sharaab hua karti thi!"
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Santa- "Agar Ishwar ne sansaar ko banayaa hai

to wo hame darshan kyu nahi deta?"

Banta- "Shaayad isliye kyuki jis prakaar kaa

sansaar usne banayaa hai,

uski vajah se vo bechaara kisi ko muh dikhaane

ke kaabil nahi raha!"
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Pita- "Munna, tum apni kakshaa me sabse peeche ho!"

Munna- "Nahi pitaji, mere peeche deewaar bhi hai!"

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Santa- "Abe yaar, naali me badi durgandh

aati hai, finaail kyu nahi daalte?"

Banta- "Aapko kaise pata chala ki durgandh

aati hai?"

Santa- "Naak se!"

Banta (hanste hue)- "To aap apni naak me

finaail kyu nahi chidakvaa lete?"

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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-8
Dear friends,
Aap logon ko ache ache jokes bej ahi hun.
Ummid karti hun ki aap ko jarur pasand aayenge.

Aap ke pass be agar koi ache ache jokes aur sms ho to hame jarur bejiye.

Aap ki friend
Suhani

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-8
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Ek ladka apane lekhak se- "Yaar tumhari
kahaaniyo ke paathak kitne hai?"
Lekhak- "Kewal ek"
Ladka- "Vah kaun?"
Lekhak- "Mera Typist"
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Ladka- "Is dukaan me agar kaam karna hai, to ek
baat hamesha yaad rakhna ki graahak hamesha sahi
bolta hai. Ab batao yah yuvti kya keh rahi thi?"
Naukar- "Vah keh rahi thi ki is dukaan ka maalik
gadha hai!"
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Ladki- "Aap kaise saabit kar sakte ho ki
jaanwaro ki aankhe tej hoti hai?"
Ladka- "Maine aaj tak kisi bhi jaanwar
ko chashma lagaaye nahi dekha!"
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Ek ladka aur ladki motor cycle par safar
kar rahe the, aage gadha aa gaya.
Ladka- "Ye aapka saga sambhandi hai kya?"
Ladki- "Kyu nahi, shaadi ke baad to mera sambhand
isi tarah ke praaniyo se hoga!"
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