Saturday, July 6, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3267

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Digest #3267
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Fri Jul 5, 2013 11:19 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi, What r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types
... ...
"Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair..
"Husband: "Bloody English Language!
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Rajnikant ka 1 Rupiya Balcony se gir gaya...
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Rajnikant niche pahunchato Rupiya nahi mila...!
Kyo?
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Kyuki Rajnikant 1 Rupiye se
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She Updated her Status "in Love with Ranbeer Kapoor "
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So I Changed my name to <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Ranbeer kapoor and Commented
"Love u too Babe "
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Husband & Wife dono market gaye...

Ek Ladki ne HELLO kiya......

Wife: Kaun thi woh??

Husband: Tum plzz dimagh kharab mat karo...
Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kaun ho... :
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SCHOOL ME ADMISSION KE LIYE INTERVIEW...

TEACHER : BETA AAPKE PAPA KYA KARTE HAI ,
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BOY : JO MUMMY BOLTI HAI...!!!
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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Student: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?...

Student: hum jahan b hota hai,
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Fri Jul 5, 2013 11:55 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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TeachrA:aj school late kyu aaye ho?
Student: Ami abu larr rahy thy....
Teachr: to tum kyu late aaye ho
Student: Ek joota ami ny pakra tha to dusra abu ny.
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Baap: Sach sach btao ye 100 ka note kaha se laye??
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Beta: Mujhe bahar gali me para hua mila.
Aur agar yaqin nai ho to bahar ja k dekh lo,
1 aadmi Abhi tak dhundraha Hai ..
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A Boy proposes a Girl
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If she says "Yes"
Boy feels Pata nahi kitno ko haa kaha hoga ??
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If she says No..
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Wo saali khud ko Katrina samajti hai..
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Baap Ne Apne Bete Ki Talashi Li Pocket Se:" Cigrette, Gutkha,
Katrina Kaif Ki Photo Aur Girls Ke Numbers Mile..
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Baap Ne Bete Ko Bahot Mara aur Gusse Me bola:"
Kab Se Kar Raha Hai Tu Ye Sab Kuch..???
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Beta Rote Huey:" Papa Maine <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Toh Aap Ki Jacket Pehni Hui Hai..
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Har Love Story me Sister Brother ki help karti hai,
Kyuki wo Janti Hai ki Pyar kya hota hai,
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And Har Love Story Me Brother Sister ko Dant'ta hai,
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Kyun ki wo Janta Hai Ki Ladke kaise hote hai....!!
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Ek Ladka Or Ladki Park Me Ped Ke Niche Bethe The
Tabhi...
Ek Old Aadmi: Beta Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti Hai?_?
Ladka-Nahi Uncle Ye to Meri Pooja Hai
Aapki Sanskriti Kisi Dusre Ped Ke Niche Hogi
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