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Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:02 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Prishi Pari" prishipari
Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/ >
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MAA-beta orange khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta mango khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta apple khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-baap pr gaya hai chappal hi khayega.
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Masala pj: Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk,
aisa bhadka Wah Wah,
Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk aisa bhadka,
Jaise degi mirch ka tadka,
ang ang fadka <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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SIRF TUM
Hutch ke CEO NE MUJHSE kaha
"vivek ji" apse bhi smart duniya mai bahut
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milenge agar nahi mile to hum
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apna name badal denge
fir kya
HUTCU IS NOW VODAFONE <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Raju- agr mere hath mai sarkar ho to mai
desh ki taqdir badal dunga.
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
to badal lo subha se ulta pehen
rakha hai. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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1 Aurat ne ishara kar k taiz a rahi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to kahi nhi hai..
Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..
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Gabar: Aj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
Viru: Kutte kaminey mai tera khun pi jaounga
Gabar: Kaminey me naha raha tha,
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basanti ja rahi thi!! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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MAA-beta orange khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta mango khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta apple khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-baap pr gaya hai chappal hi khayega.
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Masala pj: Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk,
aisa bhadka Wah Wah,
Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk aisa bhadka,
Jaise degi mirch ka tadka,
ang ang fadka <http://groups.
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
SIRF TUM
Hutch ke CEO NE MUJHSE kaha
"vivek ji" apse bhi smart duniya mai bahut
<http://groups.
milenge agar nahi mile to hum
<http://groups.
apna name badal denge
fir kya
HUTCU IS NOW VODAFONE <http://groups.
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<http://groups.
Raju- agr mere hath mai sarkar ho to mai
desh ki taqdir badal dunga.
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama <http://groups.
to badal lo subha se ulta pehen
rakha hai. <http://groups.
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1 Aurat ne ishara kar k taiz a rahi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to kahi nhi hai..
Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..
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Gabar: Aj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
Viru: Kutte kaminey mai tera khun pi jaounga
Gabar: Kaminey me naha raha tha,
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basanti ja rahi thi!! <http://groups.
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Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:08 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Prishi Pari" prishipari
Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/ >
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Sardar- Is murge ka tang kaha gya?
Waiter- Sir murga langda tha
Sardar- Aur Dil ?
Waiter-Sir wo to murgi le gai.
Sardar - Abe Dimag To hoga Na .
Waiter - Sorry Sir murga bhi sardar tha
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Patni-Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kr Li,
Ap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nhi
Pati-Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia Hai
Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K
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Ek Boy Bike Se Ja Raha Tha
Ladki Ko Dekh Achank Gir Gya
Ladki-Oh My God! Lagi To Nhi
Boy- Are Nhi Re Pagli, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
Hm To Aise Hi Bike Se Utarte Hai
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lady to Dr - mera beta motercycle se gir gya.
Dr. - I don't know hindi pls <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
.speak in english
lady - my londa gironda from hero honda
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Agar ap ko koi bhi anjaan parcel mile to
kripya use na khole
ushme meri photo ho sakti hai
apki zara si laparwahi apko <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
mera diwana bana sakti hai <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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ladki: mummy mummy
ye padosi ka ladka mujhe <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
bar bar kiss kr k bhag jata hai ?
Mummy: muskurai aur boli
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apne baap pe gya hai.. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
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Sardar- Is murge ka tang kaha gya?
Waiter- Sir murga langda tha
Sardar- Aur Dil ?
Waiter-Sir wo to murgi le gai.
Sardar - Abe Dimag To hoga Na .
Waiter - Sorry Sir murga bhi sardar tha
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Patni-Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kr Li,
Ap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nhi
Pati-Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia Hai
Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K
Teri Bhi Karwa Dunga. <http://groups.
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Ek Boy Bike Se Ja Raha Tha
Ladki Ko Dekh Achank Gir Gya
Ladki-Oh My God! Lagi To Nhi
Boy- Are Nhi Re Pagli, <http://groups.
Hm To Aise Hi Bike Se Utarte Hai
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lady to Dr - mera beta motercycle se gir gya.
Dr. - I don't know hindi pls <http://groups.
.speak in english
lady - my londa gironda from hero honda
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
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<http://groups.
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Agar ap ko koi bhi anjaan parcel mile to
kripya use na khole
ushme meri photo ho sakti hai
apki zara si laparwahi apko <http://groups.
mera diwana bana sakti hai <http://groups.
<http://groups.
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ladki: mummy mummy
ye padosi ka ladka mujhe <http://groups.
bar bar kiss kr k bhag jata hai ?
Mummy: muskurai aur boli
bahut shararti hai bilkul <http://groups.
apne baap pe gya hai.. <http://groups.
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
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Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:50 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Prishi Pari" prishipari
Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/ >
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Ek dost apne friend say:Yar suna hai tum
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apni bivi k sath bartan dhotey ho ?
Dost:To kya hua.Wo bhi to <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
mere sath rotiyan pakati hai.
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Shadi karni thi kismat khuli nhi,
taj banana tha.lakin mumtaz mili nhi.
1 din kismat khuli.shadi hui ab taj banana hai.
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Na Dil ko behlane k liye <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
na ghar me sajane k liye.
bas apki 1 taswir chahiye hme,
apne Khet se "kouwe"
bhagane k liye <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Biwi nind me jor se chilai-jaldi
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utho mere pati aa gye.
Sardar utha aur khirki se kud gaya.
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tang tut gayi.
Fir use khyal aya sala <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
mai hi to uska pati hu. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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99 sal ka aadmi
SWARG ki raunak aur sundar <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
apsarao ko dekh kar bola-
Ye Ramdev baba k chakr me na para
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hota to 30 sal pahle hi chala ata..
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Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya
Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya
ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...??
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Ek dost apne friend say:Yar suna hai tum
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apni bivi k sath bartan dhotey ho ?
Dost:To kya hua.Wo bhi to <http://groups.
mere sath rotiyan pakati hai.
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Shadi karni thi kismat khuli nhi,
taj banana tha.lakin mumtaz mili nhi.
1 din kismat khuli.shadi hui ab taj banana hai.
par mumtaz marti nhi <http://groups.
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Na Dil ko behlane k liye <http://groups.
na ghar me sajane k liye.
bas apki 1 taswir chahiye hme,
apne Khet se "kouwe"
bhagane k liye <http://groups.
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Biwi nind me jor se chilai-jaldi
<http://groups.
utho mere pati aa gye.
Sardar utha aur khirki se kud gaya.
<http://groups.
tang tut gayi.
Fir use khyal aya sala <http://groups.
mai hi to uska pati hu. <http://groups.
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99 sal ka aadmi
SWARG ki raunak aur sundar <http://groups.
apsarao ko dekh kar bola-
Ye Ramdev baba k chakr me na para
<http://groups.
hota to 30 sal pahle hi chala ata..
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya
Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya
ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...??
Shit ab phir se girna padega <http://groups.
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Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:37 pm (PDT) . Posted by:
"Prishi Pari" prishipari
Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/ >
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Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha
Ek admi Ne Pucha
Beta Padhte Ho?
Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.
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Pyar kar k shadi karni chahiye
ya fir
Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye ?
Best reply-
Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye
Lekin
Is ki khabar biwi ko nhi Lagni chahiye
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Mota marta moti par
bhuka marta roti par
master ji ki do batiyan
par mai to marta hu choti par
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Pagal 1- mein is mental hospital mein naya hu,
mujhe pagalok sardar se milna hai
Pagal 2- Ssshhhh....... Chup......!!
Awaz mat karo, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
Boss funny msg Padh raha hai..
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Aaj maine do kasame khai hai
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nazar nhi dalunga Aur
(2) Kisi bhi ladki ko <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Classroom is like a train...
1st 2 benches are 4 VIP executives...
middle 2 benches are general compartments &
last 2 benches are sleeper coaches
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Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha
Ek admi Ne Pucha
Beta Padhte Ho?
Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
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Pyar kar k shadi karni chahiye
ya fir
Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye ?
Best reply-
Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye
Lekin
Is ki khabar biwi ko nhi Lagni chahiye
<http://groups.
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
Mota marta moti par
bhuka marta roti par
master ji ki do batiyan
par mai to marta hu choti par
<http://groups.
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[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
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Pagal 1- mein is mental hospital mein naya hu,
mujhe pagalok sardar se milna hai
Pagal 2- Ssshhhh.....
Awaz mat karo, <http://groups.
Boss funny msg Padh raha hai..
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
Aaj maine do kasame khai hai
(1)Kisi bhi parayi larki par <http://groups.
nazar nhi dalunga Aur
(2) Kisi bhi ladki ko <http://groups.
paraya nhi samjhunga <http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
Classroom is like a train...
1st 2 benches are 4 VIP executives..
middle 2 benches are general compartments &
last 2 benches are sleeper coaches
<http://groups.
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
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