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Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:36 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Prishi Pari" prishipari
Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS
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Wahi khamoshi wahi tanhai,
ye hawa apne saath kiski yaad laayi,
hum to chand ko dekh rahe the,
phir na jane kiske liye aankhein bhar aayi.
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Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de,
insaan wahi jo apni taqdeer badal de.
kal kya hoga kabhi na socho,
kya pata kal waqt khud apni lakeer badal de.
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The best medicine for human is LOVE & CARE.
Someone asked: What if it doesn't work?
He smiled and said:
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Bechain rehti hain aankhein meri,
Ek tu hi acha lagta hai,
Jhuti lagti hai duniya sari,
Ek tu hi sacha lagta hai <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Wonderful line-
Agar dost na milte
to kabhi yakeen nhai hota ki
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ajanabi log bhi apno se <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Great attitude for life time
Its true that lm not perfect in many things
but even dis is true that
many things r not perfect without me.
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Wahi khamoshi wahi tanhai,
ye hawa apne saath kiski yaad laayi,
hum to chand ko dekh rahe the,
phir na jane kiske liye aankhein bhar aayi.
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Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de,
insaan wahi jo apni taqdeer badal de.
kal kya hoga kabhi na socho,
kya pata kal waqt khud apni lakeer badal de.
<http://groups.
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The best medicine for human is LOVE & CARE.
Someone asked: What if it doesn't work?
He smiled and said:
Increase the dose! <http://groups.
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
<http://groups.
Bechain rehti hain aankhein meri,
Ek tu hi acha lagta hai,
Jhuti lagti hai duniya sari,
Ek tu hi sacha lagta hai <http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
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Wonderful line-
Agar dost na milte
to kabhi yakeen nhai hota ki
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ajanabi log bhi apno se <http://groups.
zyada pyare ho sakte hain. <http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
Great attitude for life time
Its true that lm not perfect in many things
but even dis is true that
many things r not perfect without me.
<http://groups.
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
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Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:47 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Prishi Pari" prishipari
Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/ >
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Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
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Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
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Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya
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Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se
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apna kaan khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
rahe to dhakka lagau. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
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Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
<http://groups.
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya
<http://groups.
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
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Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla. <http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se
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apna kaan khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho <http://groups.
rahe to dhakka lagau. <http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
<http://groups.
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
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Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:03 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Prishi Pari" prishipari
Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/ >
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SANTA exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
"The" <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya
Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya
Baahar aakar bola O banta,
abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya
Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge..
Santa ne apna sir pakda.
Dr: Kya hua
Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.
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Kidnapper phone par:
Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.
Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
mundi bhej mundi.. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Taxi Wala: Sir sorry
main meter chalu karna bhul gaya.
Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi
main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.
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Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai
batao main kya karun?
Banta: Karna kya hai,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
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SANTA exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
"The" <http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya
Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya
Baahar aakar bola O banta,
abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he <http://groups.
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya
Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge..
Santa ne apna sir pakda.
Dr: Kya hua
Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.
<http://groups.
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
<http://groups.
Kidnapper phone par:
Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.
Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, <http://groups.
mundi bhej mundi.. <http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
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Taxi Wala: Sir sorry
main meter chalu karna bhul gaya.
Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi
main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.
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<http://groups.
<http://groups.
Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai
batao main kya karun?
Banta: Karna kya hai,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.
<http://groups.
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
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Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:19 pm (PDT) . Posted by:
"Prishi Pari" prishipari
Prishi Pari Ke Sad SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/ >
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Truth of my life:
Ye malum hai humein ki bahut
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chaha hai zamane ne hum ko.
Hum pasnd to sab ko hai..
Magar Afsos,
Sirf zarurat ki tarah. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Tut jaye khwab to judne ki aash kya rakhna,
palko ke bhigne ka hisab kya rakhna,
Bas isliye muskura dete hai hum,
Ki apni udasi se kisi ko udas kya rakhna.
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Heart is equal to a mirror,
Mirror shows reflection.
and Heart shows affection.
Both have one equal quality..
can't be reformed once broken!
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Kuch uljhe sawalo se darta hai dil,
Jane kyu tanhai mein bikharta hai dil,
Kisi ko panne ki ab koi chahat nahi,
Bas kuch apno ko khone se darta hai
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Fabulous lines:
I will remember her not as the
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one who broke my heart!
but
as the one who taught me how to love
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So jata hai har koi apne kal ke liye,
Par koi ye nahi sochta..
Ki aaj jiska dil dukhaya <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
wo soya hoga ya nahi.
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
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Truth of my life:
Ye malum hai humein ki bahut
<http://groups.
chaha hai zamane ne hum ko.
Hum pasnd to sab ko hai..
Magar Afsos,
Sirf zarurat ki tarah. <http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
Tut jaye khwab to judne ki aash kya rakhna,
palko ke bhigne ka hisab kya rakhna,
Bas isliye muskura dete hai hum,
Ki apni udasi se kisi ko udas kya rakhna.
<http://groups.
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
Heart is equal to a mirror,
Mirror shows reflection.
and Heart shows affection.
Both have one equal quality..
can't be reformed once broken!
<http://groups.
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.
<http://groups.
Kuch uljhe sawalo se darta hai dil,
Jane kyu tanhai mein bikharta hai dil,
Kisi ko panne ki ab koi chahat nahi,
Bas kuch apno ko khone se darta hai
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
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<http://groups.
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Fabulous lines:
I will remember her not as the
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one who broke my heart!
but
as the one who taught me how to love
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
So jata hai har koi apne kal ke liye,
Par koi ye nahi sochta..
Ki aaj jiska dil dukhaya <http://groups.
wo soya hoga ya nahi.
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
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