Monday, December 2, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3330

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Digest #3330
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Jokes of the day 02-Dec-2013 by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101
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Paper of a 5th class by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101

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Sun Dec 1, 2013 9:30 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Sad SmS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/

Dil to tod hi diya hai ab jalado ashiyana mera
Taki hum jalkar khak ho jaye
Na dekh sake gairon ke
sang muskurana tera http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes



JANAZA mera uth raha tha, fir be takliff thi unko aane me, Bewafa ghar me baithe puch rahe the, Or kitni der hai "Dafnane" me. . . http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Umar Saari To Andhere Mein Nahi Kat Sakti. Hum Agar Mohabbat Mein Dil Na Jalaaye To Uss Bewafa Ka Zikar Kaise Ho ..!! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Bewafai Ki Ye Inteha Ho Gayi Tujhse Juda Ho Kar Bhi Jeeney Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Tum Laut Ke aaoge Hm Se Milne Roz Dil Ko Behlane Ki Aadat Ho Gayi http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Pathar K Aage Sar Na Jhukana Ki Wo Devta Ho Jaye Kisi Se Itni Mohabat Na Karna Ki Wo Bewafa Ho Jaye http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Hum duniya ki bhid mai T A N H A reh gye Hum un k hr sitam ko hans kr seh gye Jine chaha is zindagi se badh kr Hum mil nhi sakte wo ye keh gye http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Sun Dec 1, 2013 9:57 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Sad SmS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/

Jholi faila kar manga tha use khuda se
Per khuda ne merifariyad ko suna nahi
Jab wo pucha maine iski wajah to usne kaha
Q chahte ho use jo tere liye bana hi nahi http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes



Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai, Jindagi Maut Ke Pahloo Me So Rahi Hai, Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah, Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Unke bewafai pe wafa ham karenge, Yaad ko unki dil se juda ham karenge. Itna chaha fir bhi yaqin nahi use, Aisi zindagi jee kar kya karenge http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Ab Toh Gham Sehne Ki Aadat Si Ho Gayi Hai, Raat Ko Chhup - Chhup Rone Ki Aadat Si Ho Gayi Hai, Tu Bewafa Hai.....Khel Mere Dil Se Jee Bhar Ke, Humein Toh Ab Chote Khaane http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Ki Aadat Si Ho Gayi Hai.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Toote dil ne b uske liya dua mangi meri saanso ne har pal uski khushi mangi, jane kya dillagi thi usse k maine aakhri khwaish me bhi uski wafa maangi http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Wo sath rehte the toh kehte the. . . HUM ME KAHI JUDAAI NA PAD JAAYE. Ab wo paas se hi aise guzarte hai ki . . UNPAR HAMARI PARCHHAAI NA PAD JAAYE.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Sun Dec 1, 2013 10:04 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Sad SmS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/

Jholi faila kar manga tha use khuda se
Per khuda ne merifariyad ko suna nahi
Jab wo pucha maine iski wajah to usne kaha
Q chahte ho use jo tere liye bana hi nahi http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes



Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai, Jindagi Maut Ke Pahloo Me So Rahi Hai, Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah, Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Unke bewafai pe wafa ham karenge, Yaad ko unki dil se juda ham karenge. Itna chaha fir bhi yaqin nahi use, Aisi zindagi jee kar kya karenge http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Ab Toh Gham Sehne Ki Aadat Si Ho Gayi Hai, Raat Ko Chhup - Chhup Rone Ki Aadat Si Ho Gayi Hai, Tu Bewafa Hai.....Khel Mere Dil Se Jee Bhar Ke, Humein Toh Ab Chote Khaane http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Ki Aadat Si Ho Gayi Hai.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Toote dil ne b uske liya dua mangi meri saanso ne har pal uski khushi mangi, jane kya dillagi thi usse k maine aakhri khwaish me bhi uski wafa maangi http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Wo sath rehte the toh kehte the. . . HUM ME KAHI JUDAAI NA PAD JAAYE. Ab wo paas se hi aise guzarte hai ki . . UNPAR HAMARI PARCHHAAI NA PAD JAAYE.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Sun Dec 1, 2013 10:05 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Sad SmS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/

Kya gila kre hm unse bewafai ka
Hum khud hi laye the mausam tanhai ka
Wo to melo dur the hmse
Hum hi picha krte rhe unki prchai ka http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes



Dard-E-Dil Me par uska ehsas nhi hota , Rota hai dil jb wo pas nhi hota Barbad ho gye hm unki muhabbat mai, Aur wo kehte hai is tarha pyar nhi hota. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Kya kya chupaye kya kya bataye, is Dard-E-Dil ko kise sunae, dard hota jism me to dawa kar lete, par is bari dil k dard ki dawa kese banaye http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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2 batein unse ki, dil ka dard kho gya, logo ne pucha aj tmhe kya ho gya hai? hm bekrar ankho se sirf ro paye, ye bhi na keh sake ki, humara pyar kisi aur ka ho gya hai http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Hasi-Hasi mai kitno ko hasa diya, hasi-Hasi mai kitne gamo ko chupa liya, haskar gaya koi hum par is tarah, ki humne zindgi bhar hasna bhula diya.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Unko azmakar dekh liya, ek dhoka kha kar dekh liya, kya hua hum hue barbad, Unhone to apna dil behlakar dekh liya. . http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Sun Dec 1, 2013 9:31 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi
sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes



Hi.. What happened.. My dear friends Why no sms.. No balance.. Ok..! I will send u a recharge coupen: |||||||||||||||| scrach with blade http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
uske counter ke upar uska naam http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Santa khudkushi par speech de raha tha khudkushi paap hai zulm hai gunah hai buzdili hai pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai, insan khud ko goli maarle! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes

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Sun Dec 1, 2013 7:58 pm (PST) . Posted by:

"ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101

पप्पू English में Fail हो गया , वो भी Translations की वजह से-
...... आप ही देखिए इनका ट्रांसलेशन .....
1. वो मेरी नवासी है|
-----(She is my eighty nine)
2. मैं एक आम आदमी हूँ|
-----(I am a Mango man)
3. मुझे अंग्रेजी आती है|
----(English comes to me)
4. मेरा ताल्लुक हरिद्वार से है|
----(I belong to Green Gate)
5. मेरा मज़ाक मत उड़ाओ|
----(Dont fly my joke)
6. बदलता है आसमां रंग कैसे कैसे|
----(Change the colour sky how how)
------ और आख़िरी वाला तो जानलेवा है -----
7. मुम्बई की सड़क पर गोलियाँ चल रही हैं|
----(Tablets are walking on the road of Mumbai)😆😆😆
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Sun Dec 1, 2013 8:09 pm (PST) . Posted by:

"ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101

 Paper of a 5th
class-
Write n essay about ur
MOTHER in
200 words.
Given time half an hour.
A boy finished the paper
in first
minute itself.
He just wrote one
sentence, but
he got full marks.
That one sentence
was: "Any combination of 26 alphabets can never explain my MOTHER"
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Jivan mein har jagah Hum "JEET" chahate Hai..

Sirf Phool wale ki Dukan aisi hai Jaha Hum kehte hai "HAAR" Chahiye.

Kyun ki..

Hum
Bhagwan se
"JEET"
nahi Sakte.
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Read slowly very meaningful msg...

Main Aur Mera Ishwar,
Dono ek jaise hain.
Roz Bhool Jate Hain...

Wo Meri Galtiyon Ko or
Main Uski Mehrbaniyon Ko.
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🔷 Nice Thought 🔷

WAQT ka pata nahi chalta APNO k sath..

Par APNO ka pata chalta hai WAQT k sath...

WAQT nahi badalta
APNO k sath..

Par APNE zarur badal jate hai
WAQT ke sath...!!!
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Zindagi pal-pal dhalti hai .....

Jaise ret mutthi se fisalti hai ....

Shikwe kitne bhi ho har pal fir bhi haste
rehna.....

Kyonki yeh zindgi jaisi bhi hai....
Bas ek hi bar
Milti hai...
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