Monday, December 30, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3350

3 New Messages

Digest #3350
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Shyari, Jokes, SMS & Inspiration by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Shayri, Jokes & SMS by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Messages

Sun Dec 29, 2013 4:21 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com

अजीब लोग बसते हें…! तेरे शहर मे जालिम…!!
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>मरम्मत कांच की करते हें…! पत्थर के ओजारों से…!!
>"सिर्फ एक बार आओ मेरे दिल की आहट सुनने,
>फिर लौटने का इरादा हम तुम पे छोड़ देंगे..!!"
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>Wife : Crying..
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>Husband : Watching TV, munching chips....
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>Wife : You don't even ask why I'm crying..
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>Husband : Last time I asked, you said I won't understand ! 
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>Somewhere between 
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>"controlling our laughter" 
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>"hiding our tears" 
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>we learned to live
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>Aaj ajeeb kissa dekha humne khudkhushi ka... 
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>Ek shaks ne Zindagi se tang aakar Mohabbat karli.
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>Pasand aaye woh milta nahi
>Milta hai woh pasand nahi
>Gajab hai Zindagi ka Khel, 
>Aaye jab 3 ikke, tab saamne koi khelta nahi.
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>The Purpose Of Education Must Be Learning,
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>Not For Getting A Certificate Or A Degree . . .
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>The Bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand. 
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>Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.
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>So he announced: " Ladies and Gentlemen, today is the luckiest day of my life. Then he raised his hands with what is his daughter gave him and said......
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>My daughter has finally returned my Credit Card to me!!!"
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>The whole audience burst into laughter...
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>....... Except the Groom
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>तबदीली जब भी आती है मौसम कि अदाओं में ...
>किसी का यूँही बदल जाना बहुत याद आता है ...
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>Rooh tak nillam ho jati hai,
>Bazar-e-ishq me,
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>Itna aasan nahi hota kisi ko apna
>banana...!
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>एक कलाकार से दिल के दरवाजे की 
>तस्वीर बनाने के लिए कहा गया, उसने 
>बहुत सुन्दर दिल की तस्वीर बनायी 
>औरउसमे एक छोटा सा खुबसूरत 
>दरवाजा लगाया | मगर उसमे हैंडल
>नहीं था...किसी ने पूछा भाई इसमें 
>हैंडल क्यों नहीं लगाया ? कलाकार ने 
>बहुत खुबसूरत और दिल को छूने वाला जवाब दिया की-
>"दिल के दरवाजे अन्दर से खुलते हैं,
>बाहर से नहीं"...💫
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>Son: Dad, l got selected for the role of 'husband' in a play ! 
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>Dad: Idiot ! Ask your teacher for a role which has dialogues.. 😆
>Q: How do you know when a Woman is going to say something Intelligent ...???
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>A: When she starts her sentence with...
>"My husband told me......"

Sun Dec 29, 2013 4:22 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Paani 'Dariya' mein ho ya 'Aankhon' mein...
>Gehrai aur Raaz, dono mein hote hai.
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>Maturity Is When U Realize That,
>If You Don't Have Plannings,
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>New Year Won't Change Your Life . . .
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>चूम लेना उसकी हथेलियाँ
>किसी आग़ाज़ से पहले,
>सुना है माँ हथेली में
>दुआऐं रखती ह ै... 
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>तेरे हर सफ़र में
>सरगोशी होगी रहमतों की,
>सुना है माँ लबों पे
>सदायें रखती है... 
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>उसे बताते ही ज़ख्मों का
>दर्द काफ़ूर हो जायेगा,
>सुना है अपनी फूंक में वो
>ठण्डी हवायें रखती है... 
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>गौर कर तू गुनहगार
>होकर भी मासूम है,
>सुना है अपनी नेकी देकर
>वो खतायें रखती है... 
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>कभी सोचा क्यूँ तेरे रास्ते
>कोई आफ़त नहीं आती?
>सुना है अपनी नज़र में वो
>चारो दिशायें रखती है... 
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>डर मत तुझे
>बुरी नज़र नहीं लगेगी,
>सुना है तुझसे दूर वो
>सारी बलायें रखती है....
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>तू अकेला है सफ़र पे
>कैसे मान लिया तूने?
>सुना है ख़ुदा की जगह वो
>तुझपे निगाहें रखती है... 
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>सुना है माँ हथेली में दुआऐं रखती है...!!!
>रिमोट और मोबाईल ने, यूं घर बना रखा है
>हाथों में,हम बच्चों की उंगलियाँ,
>पकड़ना भूल गए........
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>Daulat ki bhook aisi ki kamane nikal gaye.
>Daulat mili to hath se rishte nikal gaye.
>Bachchon ke sath rahne ki fursat na mil saki.
>Fursat mili to bachche Khud hi daulat  kamane nikal gaye.
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>बुलंदी की उडान पर हो तो जरा सब्र रख कर हवाओं में उड़ो..
>परिंदे बताते है की आसमान में ठिकाने नहीं होते..!
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>MBBS ki fees dekhi hai ?
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>main to apne bete ko Doctor-Doctor bhi nahi khelne dunga" 😆
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>Waqt Bhi Leta Hai Karwate Na Jane Kaise kaise..
>Umar Itni To Nahi Thi Jitne Sabaq Seekh Liye humne...
>Matlabi Duniya Ke Log Khade Hai Hatho Me Patthar Leke.
>Mai Kaha Tak Bhagu Shishe Ka Muqqadar Leke..!!
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>बडी खामोशी से भेजा था गुलाब उसको...
>पर खुशबू ने शहर भर में तमाशा कर दिया.
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>वक्त हर जख्म का मरहम हो नहीं सकता,
>दर्द ऐसे कुछ होतें हैं ताउम्र रुलाने वाले.
>काश वो मेरे क़त्ल का,
>एक नया तरीका इजाद करे.....
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>मर जाऊ में हिचकियों से
>इस कदर वो मुझे याद करे ....
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>दीदार की 'तलब' हो तो 
>नज़रे जमाये रखना 'ग़ालिब'
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>क्युकी, 'नकाब' हो या 'नसीब'..
>सरकता जरुर है।

Sun Dec 29, 2013 10:20 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

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