Saturday, May 3, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3405

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Digest #3405
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Shayaris, Jokes, Quote, Cool (02.05.14) by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Law of the Garbage Truck. by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com

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Fri May 2, 2014 5:00 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



CHAK DE

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Zindagi Jeene Ka Formula
"Logon Ko Harane Ki Koshish Karne Ki Bajaye,,,

Logon Ko Jeetne Ka Prayas Karo..."

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Beautiful words.
Read it till you understand it:-

"Faults are Thin 
when, Relationships are Thick"

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Bengali women ....
How nicely they introduce their husbands -

"Yeh homaara HOBBY hai"

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CAUTION :

Even if your wife uses dual sim phone,

save both the number under one name

WIFE......

Never save it as "wife 1" and "wife 2"
: from a Hospitalised Husband

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Kabhi suna hai Income Tax aur Service Tax mein se naam delete ho gaya??

To phir Election list mein se kaise gayab hota hai??

Kya democracy hai???

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Aaj ki pyaari baat

Agar ek haara hua Insan harne ke bad bhi smile kare,

to jitnewala apni jeet ki khushi kho deta hai,

That is the POWER of SMILE
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Went to wish my neighbour today, 

I asked their maid where the couple were,
she said "Woh bahar gayen hain Unka Marriage Unnecessary hai !"

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One minute without friends is equalto.. .... ...... .....60 seconds.. No need to be emotional everytime... 

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Gujarati wife : bolo ab ki baar....

Husband : pela shaak vaghaar!
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हर शख्स को नफरत झूठ से है, 

मैँ परेशा हूँ सोच कर कि फिर ये झूठ बोलता कौन है...

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लोग कहते है की दुनिया की सबसे सख्त सजा है इंतज़ार,

पर ये जिंदा रहने का एक बहाना भी तो है....

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Fri May 2, 2014 5:00 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



CHAK DE

This has to be one of the best life changing messages and
when you sit and think about it....

It is so true...!!

Law of the Garbage Truck. 

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. 

My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. 

My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly.So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy could almost ruin your car and sent us to the hospital!'

This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment.As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally.Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on.

Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets,

So ... Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't. 

Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!

Have a garbage-free Life..!!
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