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Digest #3407
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Thu May 15, 2014 7:29 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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Khamosh bethte hai to log kehte hai udasi
achchi nahi."
Or
"Zara sa hans le to log muskurane ki wajah puch
lete hai..."
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सब कुछ किया पर नाम ना हुआ,
महोबत क्यां करली बदनाम हो गए।
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It has taken me my entire life to understand that;
"lt is not required to understand everything."
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तेरी यादों ने बख़्शी है हमें ये ज़िन्दगी वरना ,
बहुत पहले ही हम क़िस्सा-कहानी हो गये होते...!
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पूँछा जो मैंने आज मीठे में क्या है
मुस्कुरा के उसने उंगली अपने होंठों पे रख दी.
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ऊँगलीयां टूट गई,पत्थर तराशते तराशते..
औरजब बनीसूरत यार की,तो खरीददार आ गये !!
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ख़्वाहिशों से नहीं गिरते महज़ फूल झोली में,कर्म की शाख को हिलाना होगा।
न होगा कुछ कोसने से अंधेरें को,अपने हिस्से का 'दिया' खुद ही जलाना होगा।
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फिर इश्क़ का जुनूं चढ़ रहा है सिर पे ,
मयख़ाने से कह दो दरवाज़ा खुला रखे !
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न जाने कैसे आग लग गई , बहते हुए पानी में
हमने तो बस कुछ खत बहाऐ थे उसके नाम के.
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झूठ बोलने का रियाज़ करता हूँ, सुबह और शाम मैं;
सच बोलने की अदा ने हमसे, कई अजीज़ 'यार' छीन लिये।
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जरूरी नहीं जो शायरी करे उसे इश्क ही हो,
जिंदगी भी कुछ ज़ख्म बेमिसाल देती है.....
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तजुर्बे ने एक बात सिखाई है...
एक नया दर्द ही... पुराने दर्द की दवाई है...!!
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मेरे दिल की तसल्ली के लिऐ
फकत इतना ही काफी है कि
हवा जो तुम्हे छूती हैमै उसमे सांस लेता हूं..
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ये ना पूछ मैं शराबी क्यू हुआ ...
बस यूँ समझ ले गमों के बोझ से नशे की बोतल सस्ती लगी...!
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"लिखो ऐसा की सोचना ना पड़े,
पढो ऐसा की की वापस लिखना ना पड़े"...!
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gham to betaab the bah jaane ko.
usne lipat ke rone ki ijaazat na di
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तेरी सिर्फ एक निगाह ने खरीद लिया हमें....❥
बड़ा गुमान था हमें की हम बिकते नहीं...❥
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इश्क़ ज़ालिम है बड़ा इसकी न पूछो तुम ....
अच्छे-अच्छो को ठिकाने से लगा देता है :D
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जब जखमं, जखमं के सामनें मुहं खोलता हैं,
तो भरनें लगता हैं...
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नजर अंदाज करों उन लोगों को.
जो आपकी पीठ पीछे आपके बारे में बातें करते है,
क्योंकि वे उसी जगह है, जहाँ वे रहने के लायक है,
'आपके पीछे'
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शायद वो अपना वजूद छोर गया है मेरी हस्ती में यूँ सोते-सोते,
जाग जाना मेरी आदत पहले कभी न थी…[
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Chaahat ke parde main nafrat hain mumkin...
tho nafrat ke parde main chaahat bhi hogi.
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काश मैं लौट जाऊँ बचपन की उन गलियों में...
जहां ना कोई ज़रूरत थी, ना कोई ज़रूरी था..."
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आपको देख कर ये निगाह झुक जायेगी
खामोशी हर बात कह जायेगी
पढ़ लेना इन आंखों मैं अपने प्यार को
आपकी कसम सारी कायनात वहीं रुक जायेगी।
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Fri May 16, 2014 5:14 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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Chor aya, tijori par likha tha :
"Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi"
Button dabate hi Police aa gayi.
Police : Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai ?
Chor : Maa kasam aaj insaniyat se vishwas uth gaya..
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Doctor: Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.
I'm so sorry...
Santa: Isme sorry ki kya baat hai Dr. Saab.
Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-taise.
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Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi.
Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai..
Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon...!!
Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gawar,
Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?
Jalao ji Jalao.
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Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di...
Kyonki
Ladki kunwari thi...
Sardar bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui,
Wo meri kya hogi...
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"दुनिया में सब चीज मिल जाती है,...
केवल अपनी गलती नहीं मिलती....."
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Today's Thought
Treat ur Relations And ur Money The Same Way.
Because They Both Are Hard To Make And Easy To Loose..
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The Moment when you feel Qualified enough to Judge Others,
That is the Moment you make Your first Wrong Judgement.
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उसने रात के अँधेरे में मेरी हथेली पे नाजुक सी ऊँगली से लिखा......
" मुझे प्यार है तुझसे "
जाने कैसी स्याही थी ??? वो लफ्ज मिटे भी नही... और आज तक दिखे भी नही .........
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Murder of english .....
Lady - " Hey Fruitwale Baba , give me some " Potatoes Fever " !
Fruitwala - " O meri behen ye 'Potatoes Fever ' kya hota he " ?
Lady - "O Maye Gaad You Literacy People ! 'Potatoes Fever' means 'Aaloo Bukhara " !
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हजार जवाबों से अच्छी है खामोशी,
ना जाने कितने सवालों की आबरू रखती है...
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जो मेरे हाल पर हसता होगा ।
ऊसका गम मुझसे कुछ ज्यादा होगा ॥
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"Just because something didn't WORK out your WAY,
or somebody DISAPPOINTED you,
that does not CHANGE who YOU are."
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इतनी ऊँचाई न देना प्रभु कि धरती पराई लगने लगे,
इनती खुशियाँ भी न देना कि दुःख पर किसी के हंसी आने लगे ।
नहीं चाहिए ऐसी शक्ति जिसका निर्बल पर प्रयोग करूँ,
नहीं चाहिए ऐसा भाव किकिसी को देख जल-जल मरूँ ।
ऐसा ज्ञान मुझे न देना अभिमान जिसका होने लगे,
ऐसी चतुराई भी न देना जो लोगों को छलने लगे ।
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समय बदलता है तो किसी का सगा नहीं होता।
जो कपडे कल अंग्रेजो के गवर्नर पहनकर लोगों को डराते थे।
आज उन्हें हमारे बैंड वाले पहनते हैं।
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पुरानी होकर भी खास होते जा रही है
मोहब्बत बेशरम है बेहिसाब होते जा रही है।
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I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read,
'ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC?
CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!'
I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : 'Buy 3 & Get 1 Free'...
Mere toh khushi se aansu nikal aaye
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जरूरत और चाहत में बहुत फ़र्क है ....
कमबख्त़ इसमे तालमेल बिठाते बिठाते ज़िन्दगी गुज़र जाती है...
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Fri May 16, 2014 5:18 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"AHIR RAJ" ahir.raj123@ymail.com
mind boling friendssssss.....................................
On Friday, 9 May 2014 4:58 PM, "Bijay Kumar bijayjsr@yahoo.in [Hindi_Jokes]" <Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
superb Arrested for laughing........
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On Fri, 9/5/14, Mahesh Popat mahesh_popat@ymail.com [Hindi_Jokes] <Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
Subject: [Hindi Jokes] Shyaris, Jokes, Qoute (09.05.14)
To: Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com
Cc: "mahesh New Id" <mahesh.popat@yahoo.com>, "Group chakdefriends" <chakdefriends@yahoogroups.com>, "Group gujju-lok" <gujju-lok@yahoogroups.com>, "Group loveever_groups" <loveever_groups@yahoogroups.com>, "Group Hindi Jokes" <hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Friday, 9 May, 2014, 8:17 AM
CHAK
DE
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Best
one..
Duniya ka
sabse Mushkil
Kaam... ????
Apne Kaam se
Kaam rakhna.....
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This is
Super..
"Murgi
aur Kauwa ki shadi fix ho
gyi..."
Upset Murga
murgi se bola- aakhir mujme kya kami thi... tumhari caste ka
tha... us kauwa me aisa kya tha
Murgi boli
''Amma abba ki khwaish thi ki ladka airforce me hona
chahiye''
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Kash miljaye
muje mukadar ki shahi or kalam..
Har lamha lamha likhdu apne dosto ke
nam...
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Universal Fact For
Men-
Your wife misses you a
lot
only when you are partying with your
friends.
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सबसे छोटी
कविता.......
जिन्दगी एक
जंग है,
जबतक बीवी संग
है...
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Ex-girlfriend
ki shaadi ka card mila. Thodi takleef to
hui.
Phir socha jayenge
zaroor;
Mohabbat apni jagah hai aur daawat
apni jagah.
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Height of attempting unknown
question in an exam...
Question:
What is an Array..explain with
example?.Student: ARRAY is the word used to
call a friend when he is standing far from
you.
Eg.:
"ARRAY Yedya , ikde
ye
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Lady apne aap se baat karte
hue...Ki...I really don't understand who
has a vacation actually. ....
a wife with kids at her mom's
place or
a husband without his wife n kids to
be more with his friends...
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इक्का
चाहे कितनी भी बाज़ी मार
जाएमगर बेगम तो हमेशा
बादशाह कि ही होती
है।
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Jab Khayal Aaya to Khayal Bhi unka
Aaya,
Jab Aankhen Band Ki To Khwab bhi
unka Aaya,
Socha Yaad Kar Loo Kisi Aur
ko,
Magar Hoth
Khule To Naam Bhi unka Aaya..!!
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Arrested for
laughing...!!This is from an actual trial in
theUK.A young woman who was
severalmonths pregnant was sitting in
abus.When she
noticed a young mansmiling at her she began
feelinghumiliated on account of
hercondition.She changed
her seat and heseemed more
amused.She moved again and then on
seeinghim laughing
more.She filed a court case on him. In
thecourt the man's defence
was:-When the lady boarded the bus
icouldn't
help noticing she waspregnant.She sat under an
advertisement,which read "Coming Soon-
Theunknown
boon"..I was even more amused when
shethen sat under a
shavingadvertisement,which read:- "William's
stick did thetrick"..Then I could not control myself
anylonger,when on the third move she
satunder an advertisement,
whichread:-
"Dunlop Rubber would haveprevented this
accident"..The case was
dismissed.The
judge fell off his chairlaughing
!
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मौत को देखा तो
नहीं, पर शायद वो बहुत
खूबसूरत होगी,
कम्बख़त जो भी
उस से
मिलता है, जीना छोड़
देता है..
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ग़ज़ब की एकता
देखी लोगों की ज़माने
में .......
ज़िन्दों को
गिराने में और मुर्दों
को उठाने में ..
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ज़िन्दगी में
ना ज़ाने कौनसी बात
"आख़री"
होगी,
ना ज़ाने
कौनसी रात "आख़री"
होगी ।
मिलते, जुलते,
बातें करते रहो यार एक
दूसरे से,
ना जाने कौनसी
"मुलाक़ात" आख़री
होगी ....।।।।
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ऐसी बेरुखी भी
देखी
है हम ने.....!!!.के लोग,
आप से तुम
तक......तुम से जान
तक,
फिर जान
से.....अनजान तक हो जाते
है.....!!!
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The most stupid questions ppl
usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At movies
: Hey! Wat are you doing here??Ans : Don't you know??? I sell
tickets in black over here
2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing a
pointed high heeled shoes steps on your feet: Sorry did that
hurt?Ans: No, not at all. I'm on
local anaesthesia. Why dont you try
again?
3. At funeral: One of the teary eyed
ppl ask:Why??? Why him of all ppl?Ans: Why? Would it rather have been
you??
4. When you get woken up at midnight
by a phone call : Sorry! Were you
sleeping?Ans: No! I was doing a research on
whether zulu tribes in africa marry or not. You thought i
was sleeping? You dumb witted moron!
5. When you see a friend with an
evidently shorter hair : Hey! Have you had a
haircut?Ans: Nah! Its autumn & am
shedding !! :D
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Women wear
Mangalsutra / Sindoor to show they're
married.................Men carry Tupperware lunch boxes
into office to show they are
married......
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दिलों कि बात
करता हैं
ज़माना.
पर आज भी
मोहोब्बत चेहरों से ही
शुरू होती हैं
!!
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Ajeeb andhera hai a ishq teri mehfil
mai...
Kisi ne dil bhi jalaya to roshni na
hui...
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Dil se Haso to Saza Dete hai
Log,
Sache Jajabat bhi Thukra Dete hai
Log,
Kya Dekhenge Do Insano ki
Dosti,,
Jab Sath
Bhethe 2 Parindo ko bhi Uda dete hai Log...
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Nahi Rehta Koi Shakhs Adhoora Kisi
Cheez Ke Bina ...
Waqt Guzar Hi Jata Hai Kuch Paa kar
Bhi Kuch Kho kar Bhi .
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On Friday, 9 May 2014 4:58 PM, "Bijay Kumar bijayjsr@yahoo.in [Hindi_Jokes]" <Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
superb Arrested for laughing........
--------------------------------------------
On Fri, 9/5/14, Mahesh Popat mahesh_popat@ymail.com [Hindi_Jokes] <Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
Subject: [Hindi Jokes] Shyaris, Jokes, Qoute (09.05.14)
To: Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com
Cc: "mahesh New Id" <mahesh.popat@yahoo.com>, "Group chakdefriends" <chakdefriends@yahoogroups.com>, "Group gujju-lok" <gujju-lok@yahoogroups.com>, "Group loveever_groups" <loveever_groups@yahoogroups.com>, "Group Hindi Jokes" <hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Friday, 9 May, 2014, 8:17 AM
CHAK
DE
=======
Best
one..
Duniya ka
sabse Mushkil
Kaam... ????
Apne Kaam se
Kaam rakhna..
=======
This is
Super..
"Murgi
aur Kauwa ki shadi fix ho
gyi..."
Upset Murga
murgi se bola- aakhir mujme kya kami thi... tumhari caste ka
tha... us kauwa me aisa kya tha
Murgi boli
''Amma abba ki khwaish thi ki ladka airforce me hona
chahiye'
=======
Kash miljaye
muje mukadar ki shahi or kalam..
Har lamha lamha likhdu apne dosto ke
nam...
=======
Universal Fact For
Men-
Your wife misses you a
lot
only when you are partying with your
friends.
=======
सबसे छोटी
कविता.......
जिन्दगी एक
जंग है,
जबतक बीवी संग
है...
=======
Ex-girlfriend
ki shaadi ka card mila. Thodi takleef to
hui.
Phir socha jayenge
zaroor;
Mohabbat apni jagah hai aur daawat
apni jagah.
=======
Height of attempting unknown
question in an exam...
Question:
What is an Array..explain with
example?.Student: ARRAY is the word used to
call a friend when he is standing far from
you.
Eg.:
"ARRAY Yedya , ikde
ye
=======
Lady apne aap se baat karte
hue...Ki...I really don't understand who
has a vacation actually. ....
a wife with kids at her mom's
place or
a husband without his wife n kids to
be more with his friends...
=======
इक्का
चाहे कितनी भी बाज़ी मार
जाएमगर बेगम तो हमेशा
बादशाह कि ही होती
है।
=======
Jab Khayal Aaya to Khayal Bhi unka
Aaya,
Jab Aankhen Band Ki To Khwab bhi
unka Aaya,
Socha Yaad Kar Loo Kisi Aur
ko,
Magar Hoth
Khule To Naam Bhi unka Aaya..!!
=======
Arrested for
laughing...!
theUK.A young woman who was
severalmonths pregnant was sitting in
abus.When she
noticed a young mansmiling at her she began
feelinghumiliated on account of
hercondition.
her seat and heseemed more
amused.She moved again and then on
seeinghim laughing
more.She filed a court case on him. In
thecourt the man's defence
was:-When the lady boarded the bus
icouldn'
help noticing she waspregnant.
advertisement,
Theunknown
boon"..
shethen sat under a
shavingadvertisemen
stick did thetrick"
anylonger,when on the third move she
satunder an advertisement,
whichread:-
"Dunlop Rubber would haveprevented this
accident"
dismissed.The
judge fell off his chairlaughing
!
=======
मौत को देखा तो
नहीं, पर शायद वो बहुत
खूबसूरत होगी,
कम्बख़त जो भी
उस से
मिलता है, जीना छोड़
देता है..
=======
ग़ज़ब की एकता
देखी लोगों की ज़माने
में .......
ज़िन्दों को
गिराने में और मुर्दों
को उठाने में ..
=======
ज़िन्दगी में
ना ज़ाने कौनसी बात
"आख़री"
होगी,
ना ज़ाने
कौनसी रात "आख़री"
होगी ।
मिलते, जुलते,
बातें करते रहो यार एक
दूसरे से,
ना जाने कौनसी
"मुलाक़ात" आख़री
होगी ....।।।।
=======
ऐसी बेरुखी भी
देखी
है हम ने.....!!!.के लोग,
आप से तुम
तक......तुम से जान
तक,
फिर जान
से.....अनजान तक हो जाते
है.....!!!
=======
The most stupid questions ppl
usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At movies
: Hey! Wat are you doing here??Ans : Don't you know??? I sell
tickets in black over here
2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing a
pointed high heeled shoes steps on your feet: Sorry did that
hurt?Ans: No, not at all. I'm on
local anaesthesia. Why dont you try
again?
3. At funeral: One of the teary eyed
ppl ask:Why??? Why him of all ppl?Ans: Why? Would it rather have been
you??
4. When you get woken up at midnight
by a phone call : Sorry! Were you
sleeping?Ans: No! I was doing a research on
whether zulu tribes in africa marry or not. You thought i
was sleeping? You dumb witted moron!
5. When you see a friend with an
evidently shorter hair : Hey! Have you had a
haircut?Ans: Nah! Its autumn & am
shedding !! :D
=======
Women wear
Mangalsutra / Sindoor to show they're
married.....
into office to show they are
married.....
=======
दिलों कि बात
करता हैं
ज़माना.
पर आज भी
मोहोब्बत चेहरों से ही
शुरू होती हैं
!!
=======
Ajeeb andhera hai a ishq teri mehfil
mai...
Kisi ne dil bhi jalaya to roshni na
hui...
=======
Dil se Haso to Saza Dete hai
Log,
Sache Jajabat bhi Thukra Dete hai
Log,
Kya Dekhenge Do Insano ki
Dosti,,
Jab Sath
Bhethe 2 Parindo ko bhi Uda dete hai Log...
=======
Nahi Rehta Koi Shakhs Adhoora Kisi
Cheez Ke Bina ...
Waqt Guzar Hi Jata Hai Kuch Paa kar
Bhi Kuch Kho kar Bhi .
=======
Fri May 16, 2014 5:26 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Rajesh Tunwal" radhikatravel_sik
nice
Thanks & Best Regards,
Harish Kumar ( HR Manager )
Mob. : +91-9166039300,
Rajesh Kumar ( Managing Director )
Mob. +91-9829293291
Radhika TravelsManpower Agency
Soni market Shitala Chaowk
Sikar (Raj.)332001 IndiaTel & Fax. 01572-250109
Email : radhikatravel_sik@yahoo.com
On Friday, 9 May 2014 5:04 PM, "Bijay Kumar bijayjsr@yahoo.in [Hindi_Jokes]" <Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
superb Arrested for laughing........
--------------------------------------------
On Fri, 9/5/14, Mahesh Popat mahesh_popat@ymail.com [Hindi_Jokes] <Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
Subject: [Hindi Jokes] Shyaris, Jokes, Qoute (09.05.14)
To: Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com
Cc: "mahesh New Id" <mahesh.popat@yahoo.com>, "Group chakdefriends" <chakdefriends@yahoogroups.com>, "Group gujju-lok" <gujju-lok@yahoogroups.com>, "Group loveever_groups" <loveever_groups@yahoogroups.com>, "Group Hindi Jokes" <hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Friday, 9 May, 2014, 8:17 AM
CHAK
DE
=======
Best
one..
Duniya ka
sabse Mushkil
Kaam... ????
Apne Kaam se
Kaam rakhna.....
=======
This is
Super..
"Murgi
aur Kauwa ki shadi fix ho
gyi..."
Upset Murga
murgi se bola- aakhir mujme kya kami thi... tumhari caste ka
tha... us kauwa me aisa kya tha
Murgi boli
''Amma abba ki khwaish thi ki ladka airforce me hona
chahiye''
=======
Kash miljaye
muje mukadar ki shahi or kalam..
Har lamha lamha likhdu apne dosto ke
nam...
=======
Universal Fact For
Men-
Your wife misses you a
lot
only when you are partying with your
friends.
=======
सबसे छोटी
कविता.......
जिन्दगी एक
जंग है,
जबतक बीवी संग
है...
=======
Ex-girlfriend
ki shaadi ka card mila. Thodi takleef to
hui.
Phir socha jayenge
zaroor;
Mohabbat apni jagah hai aur daawat
apni jagah.
=======
Height of attempting unknown
question in an exam...
Question:
What is an Array..explain with
example?.Student: ARRAY is the word used to
call a friend when he is standing far from
you.
Eg.:
"ARRAY Yedya , ikde
ye
=======
Lady apne aap se baat karte
hue...Ki...I really don't understand who
has a vacation actually. ....
a wife with kids at her mom's
place or
a husband without his wife n kids to
be more with his friends...
=======
इक्का
चाहे कितनी भी बाज़ी मार
जाएमगर बेगम तो हमेशा
बादशाह कि ही होती
है।
=======
Jab Khayal Aaya to Khayal Bhi unka
Aaya,
Jab Aankhen Band Ki To Khwab bhi
unka Aaya,
Socha Yaad Kar Loo Kisi Aur
ko,
Magar Hoth
Khule To Naam Bhi unka Aaya..!!
=======
Arrested for
laughing...!!This is from an actual trial in
theUK.A young woman who was
severalmonths pregnant was sitting in
abus.When she
noticed a young mansmiling at her she began
feelinghumiliated on account of
hercondition.She changed
her seat and heseemed more
amused.She moved again and then on
seeinghim laughing
more.She filed a court case on him. In
thecourt the man's defence
was:-When the lady boarded the bus
icouldn't
help noticing she waspregnant.She sat under an
advertisement,which read "Coming Soon-
Theunknown
boon"..I was even more amused when
shethen sat under a
shavingadvertisement,which read:- "William's
stick did thetrick"..Then I could not control myself
anylonger,when on the third move she
satunder an advertisement,
whichread:-
"Dunlop Rubber would haveprevented this
accident"..The case was
dismissed.The
judge fell off his chairlaughing
!
=======
मौत को देखा तो
नहीं, पर शायद वो बहुत
खूबसूरत होगी,
कम्बख़त जो भी
उस से
मिलता है, जीना छोड़
देता है..
=======
ग़ज़ब की एकता
देखी लोगों की ज़माने
में .......
ज़िन्दों को
गिराने में और मुर्दों
को उठाने में ..
=======
ज़िन्दगी में
ना ज़ाने कौनसी बात
"आख़री"
होगी,
ना ज़ाने
कौनसी रात "आख़री"
होगी ।
मिलते, जुलते,
बातें करते रहो यार एक
दूसरे से,
ना जाने कौनसी
"मुलाक़ात" आख़री
होगी ....।।।।
=======
ऐसी बेरुखी भी
देखी
है हम ने.....!!!.के लोग,
आप से तुम
तक......तुम से जान
तक,
फिर जान
से.....अनजान तक हो जाते
है.....!!!
=======
The most stupid questions ppl
usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At movies
: Hey! Wat are you doing here??Ans : Don't you know??? I sell
tickets in black over here
2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing a
pointed high heeled shoes steps on your feet: Sorry did that
hurt?Ans: No, not at all. I'm on
local anaesthesia. Why dont you try
again?
3. At funeral: One of the teary eyed
ppl ask:Why??? Why him of all ppl?Ans: Why? Would it rather have been
you??
4. When you get woken up at midnight
by a phone call : Sorry! Were you
sleeping?Ans: No! I was doing a research on
whether zulu tribes in africa marry or not. You thought i
was sleeping? You dumb witted moron!
5. When you see a friend with an
evidently shorter hair : Hey! Have you had a
haircut?Ans: Nah! Its autumn & am
shedding !! :D
=======
Women wear
Mangalsutra / Sindoor to show they're
married.................Men carry Tupperware lunch boxes
into office to show they are
married......
=======
दिलों कि बात
करता हैं
ज़माना.
पर आज भी
मोहोब्बत चेहरों से ही
शुरू होती हैं
!!
=======
Ajeeb andhera hai a ishq teri mehfil
mai...
Kisi ne dil bhi jalaya to roshni na
hui...
=======
Dil se Haso to Saza Dete hai
Log,
Sache Jajabat bhi Thukra Dete hai
Log,
Kya Dekhenge Do Insano ki
Dosti,,
Jab Sath
Bhethe 2 Parindo ko bhi Uda dete hai Log...
=======
Nahi Rehta Koi Shakhs Adhoora Kisi
Cheez Ke Bina ...
Waqt Guzar Hi Jata Hai Kuch Paa kar
Bhi Kuch Kho kar Bhi .
=======
Thanks & Best Regards,
Harish Kumar ( HR Manager )
Mob. : +91-9166039300,
Rajesh Kumar ( Managing Director )
Mob. +91-9829293291
Radhika TravelsManpower Agency
Soni market Shitala Chaowk
Sikar (Raj.)332001 IndiaTel & Fax. 01572-250109
Email : radhikatravel_sik@yahoo.com
On Friday, 9 May 2014 5:04 PM, "Bijay Kumar bijayjsr@yahoo.in [Hindi_Jokes]" <Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
superb Arrested for laughing........
--------------------------------------------
On Fri, 9/5/14, Mahesh Popat mahesh_popat@ymail.com [Hindi_Jokes] <Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
Subject: [Hindi Jokes] Shyaris, Jokes, Qoute (09.05.14)
To: Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com
Cc: "mahesh New Id" <mahesh.popat@yahoo.com>, "Group chakdefriends" <chakdefriends@yahoogroups.com>, "Group gujju-lok" <gujju-lok@yahoogroups.com>, "Group loveever_groups" <loveever_groups@yahoogroups.com>, "Group Hindi Jokes" <hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Friday, 9 May, 2014, 8:17 AM
CHAK
DE
=======
Best
one..
Duniya ka
sabse Mushkil
Kaam... ????
Apne Kaam se
Kaam rakhna..
=======
This is
Super..
"Murgi
aur Kauwa ki shadi fix ho
gyi..."
Upset Murga
murgi se bola- aakhir mujme kya kami thi... tumhari caste ka
tha... us kauwa me aisa kya tha
Murgi boli
''Amma abba ki khwaish thi ki ladka airforce me hona
chahiye'
=======
Kash miljaye
muje mukadar ki shahi or kalam..
Har lamha lamha likhdu apne dosto ke
nam...
=======
Universal Fact For
Men-
Your wife misses you a
lot
only when you are partying with your
friends.
=======
सबसे छोटी
कविता.......
जिन्दगी एक
जंग है,
जबतक बीवी संग
है...
=======
Ex-girlfriend
ki shaadi ka card mila. Thodi takleef to
hui.
Phir socha jayenge
zaroor;
Mohabbat apni jagah hai aur daawat
apni jagah.
=======
Height of attempting unknown
question in an exam...
Question:
What is an Array..explain with
example?.Student: ARRAY is the word used to
call a friend when he is standing far from
you.
Eg.:
"ARRAY Yedya , ikde
ye
=======
Lady apne aap se baat karte
hue...Ki...I really don't understand who
has a vacation actually. ....
a wife with kids at her mom's
place or
a husband without his wife n kids to
be more with his friends...
=======
इक्का
चाहे कितनी भी बाज़ी मार
जाएमगर बेगम तो हमेशा
बादशाह कि ही होती
है।
=======
Jab Khayal Aaya to Khayal Bhi unka
Aaya,
Jab Aankhen Band Ki To Khwab bhi
unka Aaya,
Socha Yaad Kar Loo Kisi Aur
ko,
Magar Hoth
Khule To Naam Bhi unka Aaya..!!
=======
Arrested for
laughing...!
theUK.A young woman who was
severalmonths pregnant was sitting in
abus.When she
noticed a young mansmiling at her she began
feelinghumiliated on account of
hercondition.
her seat and heseemed more
amused.She moved again and then on
seeinghim laughing
more.She filed a court case on him. In
thecourt the man's defence
was:-When the lady boarded the bus
icouldn'
help noticing she waspregnant.
advertisement,
Theunknown
boon"..
shethen sat under a
shavingadvertisemen
stick did thetrick"
anylonger,when on the third move she
satunder an advertisement,
whichread:-
"Dunlop Rubber would haveprevented this
accident"
dismissed.The
judge fell off his chairlaughing
!
=======
मौत को देखा तो
नहीं, पर शायद वो बहुत
खूबसूरत होगी,
कम्बख़त जो भी
उस से
मिलता है, जीना छोड़
देता है..
=======
ग़ज़ब की एकता
देखी लोगों की ज़माने
में .......
ज़िन्दों को
गिराने में और मुर्दों
को उठाने में ..
=======
ज़िन्दगी में
ना ज़ाने कौनसी बात
"आख़री"
होगी,
ना ज़ाने
कौनसी रात "आख़री"
होगी ।
मिलते, जुलते,
बातें करते रहो यार एक
दूसरे से,
ना जाने कौनसी
"मुलाक़ात" आख़री
होगी ....।।।।
=======
ऐसी बेरुखी भी
देखी
है हम ने.....!!!.के लोग,
आप से तुम
तक......तुम से जान
तक,
फिर जान
से.....अनजान तक हो जाते
है.....!!!
=======
The most stupid questions ppl
usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At movies
: Hey! Wat are you doing here??Ans : Don't you know??? I sell
tickets in black over here
2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing a
pointed high heeled shoes steps on your feet: Sorry did that
hurt?Ans: No, not at all. I'm on
local anaesthesia. Why dont you try
again?
3. At funeral: One of the teary eyed
ppl ask:Why??? Why him of all ppl?Ans: Why? Would it rather have been
you??
4. When you get woken up at midnight
by a phone call : Sorry! Were you
sleeping?Ans: No! I was doing a research on
whether zulu tribes in africa marry or not. You thought i
was sleeping? You dumb witted moron!
5. When you see a friend with an
evidently shorter hair : Hey! Have you had a
haircut?Ans: Nah! Its autumn & am
shedding !! :D
=======
Women wear
Mangalsutra / Sindoor to show they're
married.....
into office to show they are
married.....
=======
दिलों कि बात
करता हैं
ज़माना.
पर आज भी
मोहोब्बत चेहरों से ही
शुरू होती हैं
!!
=======
Ajeeb andhera hai a ishq teri mehfil
mai...
Kisi ne dil bhi jalaya to roshni na
hui...
=======
Dil se Haso to Saza Dete hai
Log,
Sache Jajabat bhi Thukra Dete hai
Log,
Kya Dekhenge Do Insano ki
Dosti,,
Jab Sath
Bhethe 2 Parindo ko bhi Uda dete hai Log...
=======
Nahi Rehta Koi Shakhs Adhoora Kisi
Cheez Ke Bina ...
Waqt Guzar Hi Jata Hai Kuch Paa kar
Bhi Kuch Kho kar Bhi .
=======
Fri May 16, 2014 5:21 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Kamal" kamalkishortailor
Lambi udaan se apne ghosle me lauti Chidiya se uske Bacho ne Pucha.
Asman kitna bada hai.?
Chidiya ne Bacho ko apne pankho me samete hue kaha, So jao mere bacho wo mere Pankho se chota hai..
So true.
Nothing in World is bigger than the Shelter of Mothers love..!!!
☀🎷
Sent from my iPhone
On 09-May-2014, at 6:15 PM, "Mahesh Popat mahesh_popat@ymail.com [Hindi_Jokes]" <Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
>
> CHAK DE
>
> =======
>
> "Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there." -- John Wooden
>
> =======
>
> "The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." -- Walt Disney
>
> =======
>
> A problem is only a problem if you make the choice to see it as a problem
>
> ========
>
> "Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently." -- Denis Waitley
>
> =======
>
> What is the secret of SUCCESS ???
> " RIGHT DECISIONS " ;
> What is the secret of RIGHT DECISIONS ???
> " EXPERIENCE "
> &
> What is the secret of EXPERIENCE ???
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> " WRONG DECISIONS " ...............
> So , success is a circle of your efforts , whether right or
> wrong do not matter , what matters is the courage to
> continue .
>
> =======
>
> "Ask for what you want. Ask for help, ask for input, ask for advice and ideas -- but never be afraid to ask." -- Brian Tracy
>
> ========
>
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Asman kitna bada hai.?
Chidiya ne Bacho ko apne pankho me samete hue kaha, So jao mere bacho wo mere Pankho se chota hai..
So true.
Nothing in World is bigger than the Shelter of Mothers love..!!!
☀🎷
Sent from my iPhone
On 09-May-2014, at 6:15 PM, "Mahesh Popat mahesh_popat@ymail.com [Hindi_Jokes]" <Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
>
> CHAK DE
>
> =======
>
> "Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there." -- John Wooden
>
> =======
>
> "The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." -- Walt Disney
>
> =======
>
> A problem is only a problem if you make the choice to see it as a problem
>
> ========
>
> "Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently." -- Denis Waitley
>
> =======
>
> What is the secret of SUCCESS ???
> " RIGHT DECISIONS " ;
> What is the secret of RIGHT DECISIONS ???
> " EXPERIENCE "
> &
> What is the secret of EXPERIENCE ???
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> " WRONG DECISIONS " ...............
> So , success is a circle of your efforts , whether right or
> wrong do not matter , what matters is the courage to
> continue .
>
> =======
>
> "Ask for what you want. Ask for help, ask for input, ask for advice and ideas -- but never be afraid to ask." -- Brian Tracy
>
> ========
>
> Reply via web post • Reply to sender • Reply to group • Start a New Topic • Messages in this topic (1)
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Fri May 16, 2014 5:22 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Harish Kumar" harish007786
Niceeee ... Friendship wali sayari sms send karo sir ji
-----Original Message-----
From: "Mahesh Popat mahesh_popat@ymail.com [Hindi_Jokes]" <Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: 09-05-2014 18:17
To: "Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com" <Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com>
Cc: "mahesh New Id" <mahesh.popat@yahoo.com>; "Group chakdefriends" <chakdefriends@yahoogroups.com>; "Group gujju-lok" <gujju-lok@yahoogroups.com>; "Group loveever_groups" <loveever_groups@yahoogroups.com>; "Group Hindi Jokes" <hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com>
Subject: [Hindi Jokes] Superb Quotes
CHAK DE
=======
"Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there." -- John Wooden
=======
"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." -- Walt Disney
=======
A problem is only a problem if you make the choice to see it as a problem
========
"Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently." -- Denis Waitley
=======
What is the secret of SUCCESS ???
" RIGHT DECISIONS " ;
What is the secret of RIGHT DECISIONS ???
" EXPERIENCE "
&
What is the secret of EXPERIENCE ???
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
" WRONG DECISIONS " ...............
So , success is a circle of your efforts , whether right or
wrong do not matter , what matters is the courage to
continue .
=======
"Ask for what you want. Ask for help, ask for input, ask for advice and ideas -- but never be afraid to ask." -- Brian Tracy
========
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Sent: 09-05-2014 18:17
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Subject: [Hindi Jokes] Superb Quotes
CHAK DE
=======
"Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there." -- John Wooden
=======
"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." -- Walt Disney
=======
A problem is only a problem if you make the choice to see it as a problem
========
"Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
=======
What is the secret of SUCCESS ???
" RIGHT DECISIONS " ;
What is the secret of RIGHT DECISIONS ???
" EXPERIENCE "
&
What is the secret of EXPERIENCE ???
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
" WRONG DECISIONS " ............
So , success is a circle of your efforts , whether right or
wrong do not matter , what matters is the courage to
continue .
=======
"Ask for what you want. Ask for help, ask for input, ask for advice and ideas -- but never be afraid to ask." -- Brian Tracy
========
[The entire original message is not included.]
Fri May 16, 2014 5:49 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Kamal" kamalkishortailor
मीठा शहद बनाने वाली मधुमक्खी
भी डंख मारने से नहीं चुकती....
इसलिए होंशियार रहें......
बहुत मीठा बोलने वाले भी
'हनी' नहीं 'हानि' दे सकते हैं ....
Sent from my iPhone
On 09-May-2014, at 6:15 PM, "Mahesh Popat mahesh_popat@ymail.com [Hindi_Jokes]" <Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
>
> CHAK DE
>
> =======
>
> "Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there." -- John Wooden
>
> =======
>
> "The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." -- Walt Disney
>
> =======
>
> A problem is only a problem if you make the choice to see it as a problem
>
> ========
>
> "Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently." -- Denis Waitley
>
> =======
>
> What is the secret of SUCCESS ???
> " RIGHT DECISIONS " ;
> What is the secret of RIGHT DECISIONS ???
> " EXPERIENCE "
> &
> What is the secret of EXPERIENCE ???
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> " WRONG DECISIONS " ...............
> So , success is a circle of your efforts , whether right or
> wrong do not matter , what matters is the courage to
> continue .
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On 09-May-2014, at 6:15 PM, "Mahesh Popat mahesh_popat@ymail.com [Hindi_Jokes]" <Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
>
> CHAK DE
>
> =======
>
> "Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there." -- John Wooden
>
> =======
>
> "The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." -- Walt Disney
>
> =======
>
> A problem is only a problem if you make the choice to see it as a problem
>
> ========
>
> "Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently." -- Denis Waitley
>
> =======
>
> What is the secret of SUCCESS ???
> " RIGHT DECISIONS " ;
> What is the secret of RIGHT DECISIONS ???
> " EXPERIENCE "
> &
> What is the secret of EXPERIENCE ???
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> " WRONG DECISIONS " ...............
> So , success is a circle of your efforts , whether right or
> wrong do not matter , what matters is the courage to
> continue .
>
> =======
>
> "Ask for what you want. Ask for help, ask for input, ask for advice and ideas -- but never be afraid to ask." -- Brian Tracy
>
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Fri May 16, 2014 5:23 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Jagat" jsheth6
Excellent -
Sent from my iPhone
> On May 4, 2014, at 4:17 AM, Mahesh Popat <mahesh_popat@ymail.com> wrote:
>
>
> CHAK DE
>
> =======
>
> यादें पीछे ले जाती हैं,
>
> लेकिन ज़िन्दगी सिर्फ आगे जाती है!
>
> =======
>
> मुझे नींद की इजाज़त भी उसकी यादों से लेनी पड़ती है......!
>
> जो खुद तो सो जाता है, मुझे करवटों में छोड़ कर..................!!
>
> =======
>
> Girl ordered a pizza Waiter: Mam should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8
>
> Girl: 4 hee kar de, 8 khaaungi to Moti ho jaungi...
>
> =======
>
> "If you don't STAND for SOMETHING,
>
> how can anyone RESPECT what you DO?"
>
> =======
>
> Opportunities Are Equal For All, But The Difference Is That
>
> +positive Person Gives RESULTS and negative Person Gives REASONS.
>
> =======
>
> Judge: Do you want to Stay with your Mom?
>
> Child: No. She Beats me.
>
> Judge: Then do you want to Stay with your Dad?
>
> Child: No,He also Beats me.
>
> Judge: Than how about your Grandparents or Uncle?
>
> Child: No, they also Beat me.
>
> Judge: Ok. So tell with who you want to Stay ?
>
> Child: I want to Stay with "Mumbai Indians"
>
> They Dont Beat Anybody
>
> =======
>
> A Woman came to a doctor beaten black & blue said -
>
> Every time My Husband comes home drunk, He beats Me..
>
> Doctor - I've a good remedy for that, Whenever he comes home drunk,
>
> just take a glass of Mouthwash & start Gargling till he goes to sleep..
>
> Two weeks later she came back looking reborn & fresh & said - Wat a brilliant idea,
>
> whenever he comes home drunk, I just Gargle & He never beats Me..!
>
> Doctor - You see ! How Keeping Ur MOUTH SHUT, Helps...
>
> =======
>
> True Persons And Well Wishers In Our Life Are Like Stars,
>
> That Constantly Shine But we often Do Not See Them Until The Dark Hours Come.
>
> =======
>
> "नीलाम कुछ इस कदर हुए, बाज़ार-ए-वफ़ा में हम आज,,
>
> बोली लगाने वाले भी वो ही थे, जो कभी झोली फैला कर माँगा करते थे!!
>
> =======
>
> ...इतना कुछ होते हुए भी
> शब्दकोश में असंख्य शब्द होते हुए भी...
> ...मौन होना सब से बेहतर है।
>
> ...दुनिया में हजारों रंग होते हुए भी...
> काला और सफेद रंग सब से बेहतर है।
>
> ...खाने के लिए दुनिया भर की चीजें होते हुए भी...
> ...उपवास शरीर के लिए सबसे बेहतर है।
>
> ...पर्यटन के लिए रमणीक स्थल होते हुए भी...
> ...पेड़ के नीचे ध्यान लगाना सबसे बेहतर है।
>
> ...देखने के लिए इतना कुछ होते हुए भी...
> ...बंद आँखों से भीतर देखना सबसे बेहतर है।
>
> ...सलाह देने वाले लोगों के होते हुए भी...
> ...अपनी आत्मा की आवाज सुनना सबसे बेहतर है।
>
> ...जीवन में हजारों प्रलोभन होते हुए भी...
> ...सिद्धांतों पर जीना सबसे बेहतर है। 🎭
>
> =======
>
> (This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain)
>
> A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
>
> As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
>
> Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,
> "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
>
> The astonished Chinese man replied,
> "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".
>
> "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
>
> In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,
> "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
>
> Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
>
> The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
>
> =======
>
> **Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
>
> Brother: A football
>
> Sister: But grandma does not play!
>
> Brother: On my b'day she gave me bhagvad gita. Uska kya?
>
> =======
>
Sent from my iPhone
> On May 4, 2014, at 4:17 AM, Mahesh Popat <mahesh_popat@ymail.com> wrote:
>
>
> CHAK DE
>
> =======
>
> यादें पीछे ले जाती हैं,
>
> लेकिन ज़िन्दगी सिर्फ आगे जाती है!
>
> =======
>
> मुझे नींद की इजाज़त भी उसकी यादों से लेनी पड़ती है......!
>
> जो खुद तो सो जाता है, मुझे करवटों में छोड़ कर............
>
> =======
>
> Girl ordered a pizza Waiter: Mam should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8
>
> Girl: 4 hee kar de, 8 khaaungi to Moti ho jaungi...
>
> =======
>
> "If you don't STAND for SOMETHING,
>
> how can anyone RESPECT what you DO?"
>
> =======
>
> Opportunities Are Equal For All, But The Difference Is That
>
> +positive Person Gives RESULTS and negative Person Gives REASONS.
>
> =======
>
> Judge: Do you want to Stay with your Mom?
>
> Child: No. She Beats me.
>
> Judge: Then do you want to Stay with your Dad?
>
> Child: No,He also Beats me.
>
> Judge: Than how about your Grandparents or Uncle?
>
> Child: No, they also Beat me.
>
> Judge: Ok. So tell with who you want to Stay ?
>
> Child: I want to Stay with "Mumbai Indians"
>
> They Dont Beat Anybody
>
> =======
>
> A Woman came to a doctor beaten black & blue said -
>
> Every time My Husband comes home drunk, He beats Me..
>
> Doctor - I've a good remedy for that, Whenever he comes home drunk,
>
> just take a glass of Mouthwash & start Gargling till he goes to sleep..
>
> Two weeks later she came back looking reborn & fresh & said - Wat a brilliant idea,
>
> whenever he comes home drunk, I just Gargle & He never beats Me..!
>
> Doctor - You see ! How Keeping Ur MOUTH SHUT, Helps...
>
> =======
>
> True Persons And Well Wishers In Our Life Are Like Stars,
>
> That Constantly Shine But we often Do Not See Them Until The Dark Hours Come.
>
> =======
>
> "नीलाम कुछ इस कदर हुए, बाज़ार-ए-वफ़ा में हम आज,,
>
> बोली लगाने वाले भी वो ही थे, जो कभी झोली फैला कर माँगा करते थे!!
>
> =======
>
> ...इतना कुछ होते हुए भी
> शब्दकोश में असंख्य शब्द होते हुए भी...
> ...मौन होना सब से बेहतर है।
>
> ...दुनिया में हजारों रंग होते हुए भी...
> काला और सफेद रंग सब से बेहतर है।
>
> ...खाने के लिए दुनिया भर की चीजें होते हुए भी...
> ...उपवास शरीर के लिए सबसे बेहतर है।
>
> ...पर्यटन के लिए रमणीक स्थल होते हुए भी...
> ...पेड़ के नीचे ध्यान लगाना सबसे बेहतर है।
>
> ...देखने के लिए इतना कुछ होते हुए भी...
> ...बंद आँखों से भीतर देखना सबसे बेहतर है।
>
> ...सलाह देने वाले लोगों के होते हुए भी...
> ...अपनी आत्मा की आवाज सुनना सबसे बेहतर है।
>
> ...जीवन में हजारों प्रलोभन होते हुए भी...
> ...सिद्धांतों पर जीना सबसे बेहतर है। 🎭
>
> =======
>
> (This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain)
>
> A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
>
> As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
>
> Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,
> "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
>
> The astonished Chinese man replied,
> "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese"
>
> "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
>
> In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,
> "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
>
> Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
>
> The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
>
> =======
>
> **Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
>
> Brother: A football
>
> Sister: But grandma does not play!
>
> Brother: On my b'day she gave me bhagvad gita. Uska kya?
>
> =======
>
Fri May 16, 2014 5:27 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"AHIR RAJ" ahir.raj123@ymail.com
Nice Dear Friendssssssssssss.................................
On Saturday, 22 March 2014 8:02 PM, Vinit Singh <vinit_oct@yahoo.com> wrote:
excellent joke
On Friday, March 21, 2014 3:24 AM, Mahesh Popat <mahesh_popat@ymail.com> wrote:
CHAK DE
------------------
सास ने अपने फौजी दामाद को ख़त लिखा
"मेरी बेटी को तन्हा छोड़ कर तुम सरहद में मौज मस्ती कर रहे हो,
शराफत से मेरी बेटी के पास आ जाओ.. कोई भी बहाना बनाकर छुट्टी ले लो"
.
फौजी दामाद ने सास को एक हैण्ड ग्रेनेड बम के साथ ख़त भेजा जिसमे लिखा था
"प्यारी सासू माँ,
अगर आप इसकी पिन खीच ले तो मुझे 3 दिन की छुट्टी मिल जाएगी.."
---------------------
A Month before Exams, we prefer the books of
Foreign Authors
.
.
A Week before Exams, we prefer the books of
Local Authors
.
.
A day before Exam,
trying to read
Our Own Notes
.
.
On the day of Exam,
.
.
We become
Authors.
.
.
"Yaar!
Tu bass Heading bata baaqi Main khud likh lunga."
--------------
Xcelent Shayri:
MAA k aanchal me sone ka sukh, agli generation nahi le payegi...
.
.
Kyu ki
.
SHORTS pehenne wali
MAA, aanchal kaha se layegi.
----------------
Wife :-
Kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure
PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha !!!
Husband :-
Wo to Ab b hai !!!
Wife :- sach ???
Husband :-
Pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi
Ab
2-Litre ki hai ..
------------------
Mohabbat aur Maut dono ki pasand bhi nirali hai,
ek ko Dil chahiye aur dusre ko Dhadkan..
------------------
वो दुआएँ काश मैंने दीवारों से मांगीं होतीं
ए खुदा, सुना है की उनके तो कान होते हैं
---------------------
Koi Aankho-Aankho Se Baat Kar Leta Hai..
Koi Aankho-Aankho Mein Mulakaat Kar Leta Hai…
Bada Mushqil Hota Hai Jawaab Dena,
Jab Koi Khaamosh Rehkar bhi Sawaal Kar Leta Hai…
-------------------
On Saturday, 22 March 2014 8:02 PM, Vinit Singh <vinit_oct@yahoo.com> wrote:
excellent joke
On Friday, March 21, 2014 3:24 AM, Mahesh Popat <mahesh_popat@ymail.com> wrote:
CHAK DE
------------
सास ने अपने फौजी दामाद को ख़त लिखा
"मेरी बेटी को तन्हा छोड़ कर तुम सरहद में मौज मस्ती कर रहे हो,
शराफत से मेरी बेटी के पास आ जाओ.. कोई भी बहाना बनाकर छुट्टी ले लो"
.
फौजी दामाद ने सास को एक हैण्ड ग्रेनेड बम के साथ ख़त भेजा जिसमे लिखा था
"प्यारी सासू माँ,
अगर आप इसकी पिन खीच ले तो मुझे 3 दिन की छुट्टी मिल जाएगी.."
------------
A Month before Exams, we prefer the books of
Foreign Authors
.
.
A Week before Exams, we prefer the books of
Local Authors
.
.
A day before Exam,
trying to read
Our Own Notes
.
.
On the day of Exam,
.
.
We become
Authors.
.
.
"Yaar!
Tu bass Heading bata baaqi Main khud likh lunga."
------------
Xcelent Shayri:
MAA k aanchal me sone ka sukh, agli generation nahi le payegi...
.
.
Kyu ki
.
SHORTS pehenne wali
MAA, aanchal kaha se layegi.
------------
Wife :-
Kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure
PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha !!!
Husband :-
Wo to Ab b hai !!!
Wife :- sach ???
Husband :-
Pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi
Ab
2-Litre ki hai ..
------------
Mohabbat aur Maut dono ki pasand bhi nirali hai,
ek ko Dil chahiye aur dusre ko Dhadkan..
------------
वो दुआएँ काश मैंने दीवारों से मांगीं होतीं
ए खुदा, सुना है की उनके तो कान होते हैं
------------
Koi Aankho-Aankho Se Baat Kar Leta Hai..
Koi Aankho-Aankho Mein Mulakaat Kar Leta Hai…
Bada Mushqil Hota Hai Jawaab Dena,
Jab Koi Khaamosh Rehkar bhi Sawaal Kar Leta Hai…
------------
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