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Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:08 am (PDT) . Posted by:
CHAK DE
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Baap of allSBI Bank:
Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....
Alia:
Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....
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One of the best message:
In a battle, a soldier went to bring his wounded friend back frm field.
His Captain said,
" Its of No use! ur friend must b dead".
But soldier still goes & brings back his friend.Seeing dead body, Captain says
"I told u its of no worth. He's dead".
The soldier replies:"No sir, it was really worth. When I got to him, my friend saw me, smiled & said his last words:
"I KNEW U'll COME"
Dedicated to all Great friends.on freindship day.
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Kal raat meri biwi ne mujh se kaha ki tum toh ek dum Hritik jaise lagte ho...........
Maine saaf saaf bol diya ki mere paas sirf 400 rupaye hi hain
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तेरे होठों में भी क्या खूब नशा मिला....
यू लगता है तेरे जूठे पानी से ही शराब बनती है....
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Every morning I get up and
look through the Forbes list of the richest people in america.
If I'm not there, I go to work.
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Average distance a man walks in a mall if he
A. goes all by himself - 300 metres
B. is accompanied by his wife or girlfriend - 3 kilometers
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किसी की मजबूरियाँ पे न हँसिये ,
कोई मजबूरियाँ ख़रीद कर नहीं लाता ।
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कोई घरवालो के दबाव में भी शादी करता है
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Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:11 am (PDT) . Posted by:
CHAK DE
Amazing and a must read
Ant and Grosshopper - Indian Version of story - too good and fact
Original Story:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house andlaying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fooland laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm andwell fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in thecold.
Indian Version:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house andlaying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fooland laughs dances plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demandsto know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while othersare cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN , Asianet show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshoppernext to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled withfood.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poorGrasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding thatGrasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .
Mayawati states this as 'injustice' done on Minorities.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government fornot upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to theGrasshopper (many promising Heaven & Everlasting Peace for prompt supportas against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' inWest Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard inthe heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants andGrasshoppers.
Railway minister allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian RailwayTrains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism AgainstGrasshoppers Act'[POTAGA] , with effect from the beginning of the winter..
Education minister makes 'Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers in EducationalInstitutions in Government Services.
The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing leftto pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Governmentand handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV, BBC, CNN.
Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'.
Railway minister calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.
CPM calls it the 'Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden'
Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.
Many years later...
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollarcompany in Silicon Valley ,
100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewherein India ,
....AND
As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding thegrasshoppers, India is still a developing country...!!
I have no idea from whose creative mind this has come from, but this piece is awesome..
Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:18 am (PDT) . Posted by:
CHAK DE
Msg is long but pls read it n think about it.
A friend of mine opened his wife's wardrobe and picked up a silk paper wrapped package:
'This,' he said, 'isn't any ordinary package.'
He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box n silk satin night dresses inside.
'She got this the first time we went to New York , 8 or 9 years ago. She has never put it on , was saving it for a special occasion.
Well, I guess this is it.
He got near the bed and placed the gift box next to the other clothing he was taking to the funeral house, his wife had just died.
He turned to me and said:
'Never save something for a special occasion.
Every day in your life is a special occasion'.
I still think those words changed my life.
Now I read more and clean less.
I sit on the porch without worrying about anything.
I spend more time with my family, and less at work.
I understood that life should be a source of experience to be lived up to, not survived through.
I no longer keep anything.
I use crystal glasses every day...
I'll wear new clothes to go to the supermarket, if I feel like it.
I don't save my special perfume for special occasions, I use it whenever I want to.
The words 'Someday....' and ' One Day...' are fading away from my dictionary.
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If it's worth seeing, listening or doing, I want to see, listen or do it now....
I don't know what my friend's wife would have done if she knew she wouldn't be there the next morning, this nobody can tell.
I think she might have called her relatives and closest friends.
She might call old friends to make peace over past quarrels.
I'd like to think she would go out for Chinese, her favorite food.
It's these small things that I would regret not doing, if I knew my time had come..
Each day, each hour, each minute, is special.
Live for today, for tomorrow is promised to no-one..
If you got this, it's because someone cares for you and because, probably, there's someone you care about.
If you're too busy to send this out to other people and you say to yourself that you will send it'One of these days' , remember that 'One day' is far away... or might never come.....
Do forward if you like !
Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:26 am (PDT) . Posted by:
CHAK DE
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ज़िन्दगी भी अजीब है......
ऑफिस जाने का मन किसी को नहीं, लेकिन पहुचने की जल्दी सबको हैं.....।
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कठोर सत्य..
बारात मे दुल्हे को सबसे पीछे
और दुनिया आगे चलती है,
शव यात्रा मे व्यक्ति को आगे
और दुनिया पीछे चलती है..
यानि दुनिया खुशी मे आगेऔर दुख मे पीछे हो जाती है..!
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आज का सत्य :
पहचान कहा हो पाती है अब इंसानों की !!
अब तो गाड़ी, कपड़े, और जुते लोगों की औकात तय करते है !!!!!
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Jab bhi wife mera photo apne mobile se click karti hai mujhe bahut dar lagta hai........
Saala aaj kal OLX aur Quikr ki advertisement bahut aati hai
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What is the best example of 'once in a lifetime' opportunity?
A Mosquito lands on your wife's face & you get the rarest opportunity of your life..
Never miss it!! ;)
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तुम बहुत सुन्दर लग रही हो ..i love you darling.. "
परिवार की शांति के लिए बोले जाने वाले इस झूठ का पाप नही लगता-
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A donkey goes to GUINESS BOOK OFFICE to check,
If He's Still The Most Stupid Animal on Earth Or Not?😜
He Came Out Angrly Shouting- Who is Alia .......😡😡
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दो अक्षर की "मौत" और तीन अक्षर के "जीवन" में
ढाई अक्षर का "दोस्त" बाज़ी मार जाता हैं..
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मुझे एक ज़िन्दगी और दे दे खुदा....
ये वाली तो..........
WhatsApp में यूं ही कट जाएगी...
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