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Digest #3431
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Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:20 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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एक आदमी ने सौ बार खूनदान करके'रिकार्ड बनाया।
मगर........
ब्लड बैंक वालो ने यह कहते हुएउसकी 'पत्नी को पुरस्कार दिया:-
"आपने नही पिया, तभी तो हमने लिया।
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Company Sales Officer tension mai tha..
Distributor : kya hua ??
Sales Officer: mai 6 months se tour pe tha,, wife pregnant ho gyi "
Distributor : beta ab pta chala, bina order k maal aata hai to kaisa lagta hai...
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Man reading newspaper..
News:"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Man comments:Idiot !!Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping ....
hhehehehehehe
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This is CLASSIC...Girls read n ENJOY!!A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen."
Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to getMORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST yourmind? Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him with anger.
"What the HELL IS WRONG with you?
You think I DON'T KNOW how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied,
"I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!
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Zyada Gussa tab aata hai jab Life ki har taraf se lagi padi ho,
Aur fir koi aakar ye bol de, Sahi me yaar
Zindagi k asli maze to tu le raha hai
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Agar Chai Acchi Bani Ho Toh Usse English Mein Kya Kahenge??
Santa - Property
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Santa shadi k agle din biwi ko peet raha tha.
Logo ne pucha to wo bola isne meri chai me taaviz milaya hai
muje bas me karne k liye.
Biwi rote hue gusse se boli-O tea bag tha kutte ....
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इंसान भी कितना अनोखा जीव है
पहले भिखारी बन कर,भगवान से हाथ जोड़ कर मांगता है!
फिर गर्व से उसी भगवान को दान देकर,
नीचे अपना नाम लिखा करअपनी श्रेष्ठता सिद्ध करता है!!!
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Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:25 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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तेरा घमंड तो चार दीन का हे पगली,
हमारी बादसाही तो खानदानी है।
अग़र मोहब्बत हे,तो शक़ कैसा..!.. अगर नहीं है, तो हक्क़ कैसा..!!
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माना कि तेरे शहर में ग़रीब कम होंगे ,,
अगर बिकी तेरी दोस्ती तो पहले ख़रीददार हम होंगे ….
तुझे ख़बर न होगी तेरी क़ीमत पर ,,
पर तुझे पाकर सबसे अमीर हम होंगे……….!!
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A Toyota or a BMW, the Road remains the same for all.
You Travel Economy Class or Executive, your Destination doesn't change.
A Titan, Rado or a Rolex, the Time is the same for everyone.
There is nothing wrong in dreaming or leading a luxurious life;
What needs to be taken care of is ,not to let the NEED to become a GREED.
Because need is always met but greed is never fulfilled!
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"Wife : Truth or dare?
Husband : Truth.
She: Do i look fat in this new dress?
He : This is cheating, i asked for truth not for dare."
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अजब जज्बा है जवानी मैं इश्क़ करने का,
उम्र जीने की है ओर शौक मरने का.........
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उसने हमे एक और दर्द दिया तो हमें याद आया.....
के दुआओं में हमने ही तो उसके सारे दर्द मांगे थे...
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तुने तो रुला के रख दिया ए-जिन्दगी,
जा कर पूछ मेरी माँ से कितने लाडले थे हम…
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How true is this,
Real reason why whatsapp is valued at 19 billion dollars.... .
" ladies baat bhi kar le aur awaaz bhi na ho "
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Ek tha Tiger - # Salman Khan - #200 crores
# Chennai Express - # Srk - #250 crores
# Dhoom 3 - # Aamir khan #300 crores
# Suzanne - No movie - #400 crores
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