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Story-A jobless man applied for the job of "office boy" at Microsoft by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Fri Aug 1, 2014 8:09 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
U'll love this....
A jobless man applied for the job of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the forms to fill in as well as when you may start". The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email." "I'
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket & buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realised that he can survive this way, and started to go everyday earlier and return late. Thus, his money dbld or trpld everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US .He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life Insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email." The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:1) Internet/email/
P.S - Don't send this back to me, I'm busy selling Tomato
Fri Aug 1, 2014 8:10 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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कम ही होते हैं... जज़्बातों को समझने वाले ..
इसलिए शायद शायरों की बस्तियां नहीं होती...
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सस्ता सा कोई इलाज़ बता दो इस मोह्ब्बत का ..!
"एक गरीब इश्क़ कर बैठा है इस महंगाई के दौर मैं''..
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Life is not qualified by fluent English, branded clothes or a rich lifestyle;
It is measured by the number of faces who smile when they hear your name!!
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Daughter to mom : मै कब इतनी बड़ी होउंगी कि बिना पूछे बाहर जा सकू ?Mom: बेटी इतना बड़ा तो तेरा बाप भी नहीं हुआ अभी ।
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जब आपका शादीशुदा दोस्त कहेकी सोच के बताऊंगा-----
उसका सीधा सीधा मतलब होता हैकि बीवी से पूछ के बताऊंगा
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Do you know what is wrong with "sorry"
It gives people the wrong idea that any mistake can be solved by a single word!
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With trust..... Even silence is understood, &
Without trust..... Every words are misunderstood.
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Fri Aug 1, 2014 8:13 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
आहिस्ता चल ज़िन्दगी, अभी कई क़र्ज़ चुकाना बाकी है,
कुछ दर्द मिटाना बाकी है, कुछ फ़र्ज़ निभाना बाकी है;
रफ्तार में तेरे चलने से कुछ रूठ गए, कुछ छुट गए ;
रूठों को मनाना बाकी है, रोतो को हसाना बाकी है ;
कुछ हसरतें अभी अधूरी है, कुछ काम भी और ज़रूरी है ;
ख्वाइशें जो घुट गयी इस दिल में, उनको दफनाना अभी बाकी है ;
कुछ रिश्ते बनके टूट गए, कुछ जुड़ते जुड़ते छूट गए;
उन टूटे-छूटे रिश्तों के ज़ख्मों को मिटाना बाकी है ;
तू आगे चल में आता हु, क्या छोड़ तुजे जी पाऊंगा ?
इन साँसों पर हक है जिनका , उनको समझाना बाकी है ;
आहिस्ता चल जिंदगी , अभी कई क़र्ज़ चुकाना बाकी है ।
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