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Digest #3427
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Sat Aug 2, 2014 8:00 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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जिंदगी जख्मो से भरी हैं वक़्त को मरहम बनाना सीख लो ,
हारना तो मौत के सामने हे फिलहाल जिंदगी से जीतना सीख लो...
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लोग इन्सान देखकर मोहब्बत करते हैं, मैने मोहब्बत करके इन्सानों को देख लिया |।।
वही किस्से, वही कहानियाँ मिलेंगी हमेशा मुझमें...
मैं कोई अखबार नहीं, जो रोज़ बदल जाऊं...
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मेरे तो दर्द भी औरो के काम आते है,
मै रो पङुं तो कई लोग मुस्कराते है!!
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तलाश ना कर मुझे ज़मीन-ओ आसमान की गर्दिशों में..
अगर तेरे दिल में नहीं हूँ, तो कहीं नहीं हूँ मैं.....
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तुझें.. झूठ बोलना हम ही ने सिखाया है ..,
तेरी हर बात को सच मान-मान कर ..
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KICK ke baad..Salman Khan ki upcomingMovie.
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Sat Aug 2, 2014 8:00 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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बस इन्सान ही है जो किसी से मिलता जुलता नहीं..
वरना ज़माना तो भरपूर मिलावट का चल रहा है..!!
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A guy wrote on his facebook status... "wife chahiye "
2 girls liked it and 140 men commented "meri le jaa"
Guy wrote back "kameenon maang nahin raha... poochh raha hoon"
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अजीब ढंग हैं जीने का
लोग साबुन से चेहरे धोकर साफ़ रखते हैं,
और सारा मैल दिल में जमा करते रहते हैं...
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एक रोटी ना दे सका कोई उस नादान को,
लेकिन वो तस्वीर लाखों मे बीक गई जीसमे
वो भूखा बैठा था ।
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" सीख रहा हूं अब मैं भी इंसानों को पढने का हुनर ,
सुना है चेहरे पे किताबों से ज्यादा लिखा होता ह..
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गुज़र गया आज का दिन भी यूं ही बेवजह...
ना मुझे फुरसत मिली.., ना तुझे ख़्याल आया...!
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राख से भी आएगी खुशबू. मोहब्बत की...
मेरे खत तुम
सरेआम जलाया ना करो !!
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ईद हो या दीवाली हर छुट्टी पे खुश हो लेते हैं,
नौकरीपेशा इंसानों का कोई मज़हब नही होता
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Sat Aug 2, 2014 8:00 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
A father passing by his teenage daughter'
Then he saw an envelope propped upprominently on the center of the pillow.
It was addressed "Dad"
Dear dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you,but I'm leaving home.
I had to elope with my new boyfriend Rocky because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Rocky and he is so nice to me.
I know when you meet him you'll like him too even with all his piercings, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion Dad,I'm pregnant and Rocky said thathe wants me to have the kid andthat we can be very happy together.
Even though Rocky is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?),and has no money, really these things shouldn'
It's true he had other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
Rocky taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for usand we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime,we&#
Your loving daughter,Rosie.
At the bottom of the page were the letters"
Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true.I'm over at the neighbor'
I just wanted to remind you thatthere are worse things in life thanmy report card that's in my desk center drawer.
Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.
I love You!
hahahahahahahahahah
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