Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)
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- (no subject) From: Gaurav Chaudhary
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- JAI PATNI JI KI From: Freya Sehgal
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- Go To School From: Freya Sehgal
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- 16 of the Most Extreme & Modern Beds You'll Ever See ... From: Ankur Patel
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- Dexter's Publicity Stunt From: Shweta Gupta
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- Arz kiya hai From: Freya Sehgal
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- Bahut khubsurat hai yeh From: ashwini
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- *AUTUMN IN NEW ENGLAND*_* From: TUNA
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- WHEREVER YOU GO NETWORK FOLLOWS YOU. From: Shweta Gupta
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- How Diamonds Found In Sierra From: Shweta Gupta
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- *SNAPS FROM VIETNAM*_* From: TUNA
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- Interesting Bedroom Designs From: Shweta Gupta
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- YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING From: Vinay Malhotra
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- Storm in the Sea From: www.myjokes4all.com
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- *AFRICAN FESTIVAL*_* From: TUNA
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- Kya Aap Paanchvi Fail Champu Hain...? From: pravin kote
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- have a look From: www.myjokes4all.com
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- Indo-US nuclear deal.....The mother of all deals From: Shweta Gupta
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- hi From: Kamal Sharma
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- Only for you From: Freya Sehgal
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- quiz for u From: shubham mittal
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- kis khet ka fruit hai? From: Freya Sehgal
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- tu kisi aur ki jaagir hai ai jaan-e-Gazal From: Vinay Malhotra
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- How Do You Hide An Elephant? ( PhotoShop ) Part - 1 From: Shiv@nsh
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- How Do You Hide An Elephant? ( PhotoShop ) Part - 2 From: Shiv@nsh
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(no subject)
Posted by: "Gaurav Chaudhary" gaurav_chaudhary9@yahoo.com gaurav_chaudhary9
Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:57 am (PDT)
Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.
Old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola - "beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai."
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JAI PATNI JI KI
Posted by: "Freya Sehgal" yourbites@yahoo.com yourbites
Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:57 am (PDT)
JAI PATNI JI KI
Namo-namo patni maharani,
tumhri mahima koi na jani.
Hamne samjha tum abla ho,
par tumto sabse badi bala ho.
Jis din haath me Belan aawe,
Us din PATNI khub chillave
Sare bed pe PATNI sove,
Pati baith farsh par rove.
Tumse hi ghar MATHURA KASHI,
aur tumshe ghar Satyanashi.
Patni Chalisha jo nar gave,
sab sukh chhod param dukh paave
FREYA SEHGAL
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Go To School
Posted by: "Freya Sehgal" yourbites@yahoo.com yourbites
Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:07 am (PDT)
I don't want to go to school
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
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16 of the Most Extreme & Modern Beds You'll Ever See ...
Posted by: "Ankur Patel" aankkurr@gmail.com thepatelboy
Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:12 am (PDT)
16 of the Most Extreme & Modern Beds You'll Ever See ...
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Dexter's Publicity Stunt
Posted by: "Shweta Gupta" shweta.guptaa@gmail.com shweta.guptaa
Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:19 am (PDT)
Dexter's Publicity Stunt
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Arz kiya hai
Posted by: "Freya Sehgal" yourbites@yahoo.com yourbites
Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:19 am (PDT)
Arz kiya hai:
AGAR KAR LETI ISHQ HUMSE WOH,
USKI RAATON KI NEEND UD JAATI.
ISI BAHANE RAAT KO PADHTI RAHTI,
KAM SE KAM USKI COMPARTMENT TO NA AATI.
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Bahut khubsurat hai yeh
Posted by: "ashwini" sweetawni@gmail.com sweet.awni
Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:22 am (PDT)
Bahut khubsurat hai yeh sath tumhara,
Bana dijiye isse kismat hamari,
Use aur kya chahiye duniya me,
Mil gayi ho jise dosti tumhari....
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*AUTUMN IN NEW ENGLAND*_*
Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com tunaysem
Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:26 am (PDT)
*AUTUMN IN NEW ENGLAND*_*
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WHEREVER YOU GO NETWORK FOLLOWS YOU.
Posted by: "Shweta Gupta" shweta.guptaa@gmail.com shweta.guptaa
Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:39 am (PDT)
WHEREVER YOU GO NETWORK FOLLOWS YOU.
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How Diamonds Found In Sierra
Posted by: "Shweta Gupta" shweta.guptaa@gmail.com shweta.guptaa
Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:56 am (PDT)
How Diamonds Found In Sierra
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*SNAPS FROM VIETNAM*_*
Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com tunaysem
Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:40 pm (PDT)
*SNAPS FROM VIETNAM*_*
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Interesting Bedroom Designs
Posted by: "Shweta Gupta" shweta.guptaa@gmail.com shweta.guptaa
Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:49 pm (PDT)
Interesting Bedroom Designs
http://www.j4jokes.com
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YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING
Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com vinay79malhotra
Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:57 pm (PDT)
YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING
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Storm in the Sea
Posted by: "www.myjokes4all.com" myjokes4all@gmail.com myjokes4all
Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:57 pm (PDT)
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*Now see the intensity of a sea storm*
*Guess the state of mind of the person who took these picture.......*
<http://www.showtimearabia.com >
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With Best Regards
http://www.myjokes4all.com
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*AFRICAN FESTIVAL*_*
Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com tunaysem
Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:02 pm (PDT)
*AFRICAN FESTIVAL*_*
http://funnypicturejokes.blogspot. com/
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Kya Aap Paanchvi Fail Champu Hain...?
Posted by: "pravin kote" pravin2k2002in@yahoo.com pravin2k2002in
Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:32 pm (PDT)
Kya Aap Paanchvi Fail Champu Hain...?
http://www.j4jokes.com
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have a look
Posted by: "www.myjokes4all.com" myjokes4all@gmail.com myjokes4all
Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:33 pm (PDT)
*I smiled after looking at the first photo...you will also smile. Just
scroll down and you will get to know the story of Will Power.
Here it goes.... *
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**You thought the dog is imitating the man. ... *<http://www.funandfunonly.org/ >
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**Entertaining the college kids...right? * <http://www.funandfunonly.org/ >
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**Now have a close look at it.... * <http://www.funandfunonly.org/ >
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**So.... * <http://www.funandfunonlyorg/ >
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**Got the message??? * <http://www.funandfunonly.org/ >
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**Despite being an animal he gets respect... *<http://www.funandfunonly.org/ >
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**He gets warm welcome everywhere.. . * <http://www.funandfunonly.org/ >
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He gets a pat on his shoulder.... *
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**He is STAND-ALONE * <http://www.funandfunonly.org/ >
The doors are open for only those who believe in themselves and Will Power
which can make an animal walk on TWO LEGS...!!
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With Best Regards
http://www.myjokes4all.com
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Indo-US nuclear deal.....The mother of all deals
Posted by: "Shweta Gupta" shweta.guptaa@gmail.com shweta.guptaa
Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:38 pm (PDT)
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hi
Posted by: "Kamal Sharma" kamalxlindia@rocketmail.com rakeshxlindia
Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:38 pm (PDT)
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Only for you
Posted by: "Freya Sehgal" yourbites@yahoo.com yourbites
Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:43 pm (PDT)
Only for you.
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quiz for u
Posted by: "shubham mittal" shubhammittal_4may@yahoo.co.in shubhammittal_4may
Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:45 pm (PDT)
These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers.
       1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
       2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving
backward?
       3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every
year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
       4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
       5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear
inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine;
it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
       6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters 'dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.
       7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?
       8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
       9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginningÂ
with the letter 'S.'
       Answers To Quiz:
       1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.....
Boxing
       2. North American landmark constantly moving backward. Niagara Falls (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of
the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)
       3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for
several growing seasons . Asparagus and rhubarb.
       4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside. Strawberry.
      5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. (The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and
are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire
growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the
stems.)
       6. Three English words beginning with dw. Dwarf, dwell and dwindle.
       7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar . . Period,
comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark,
exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
       8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen,canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. Lettuce.
       9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 's'. Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.
Shubham
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kis khet ka fruit hai?
Posted by: "Freya Sehgal" yourbites@yahoo.com yourbites
Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:47 pm (PDT)
kis khet ka fruit hai?
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tu kisi aur ki jaagir hai ai jaan-e-Gazal
Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com vinay79malhotra
Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:50 pm (PDT)
tu kisi aur ki jaagir hai ai jaan-e-Gazal
log tufaan uthaa denge mere saath na chal
pahale haq thaa teri chaahat ke chaman par mera
pahale haq tha teri Khushbuu-e-badan par mera
ab mera pyaar tere pyaar kaa haq_daar nahi
main tere gesuu-o-ruKhsaar kaa haq_daar nahi
ab kisiiaur ke shaanon pe hai tera aanchal
main tere pyaar se ghar apana basaaun kaise
main teri maang sitaaron se sajaaun kaise
meriiqismat main nahi pyaar ki Khushbuu shaayad
mere haathon ki lakiron main nahi tu shaayad
apani taqdir bana meraa muqaddar na badal
mujh se kahati hain ye Khaamosh nigaahen teri
meri paravaaz se uunchi hain panaahen teri
aur Gairat-e-ehasaas pe sharmindaa hoon
ab kisi aur ki baahon main hain baahen teri
ab kahan mera Thikaanaa hai kahan tera mahal
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How Do You Hide An Elephant? ( PhotoShop ) Part - 1
Posted by: "Shiv@nsh" shivansh9@gmail.com shivansh9
Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:52 pm (PDT)
How Do You Hide An Elephant? ( PhotoShop ) Part - 1
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How Do You Hide An Elephant? ( PhotoShop ) Part - 2
Posted by: "Shiv@nsh" shivansh9@gmail.com shivansh9
Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:55 pm (PDT)
How Do You Hide An Elephant? ( PhotoShop ) Part - 2
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