Saturday, July 26, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1969

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
Dimag ka Dahi From: ripu daman
2.
Grt Comedy must read,u will enjoy. From: ripu daman
3.
45% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category. From: White Wolf
4.
SMOKING ROOM From: FaY
5.
Shayari-Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye, From: Nandakumar Nair
6.
Marriage Humor From: SANJU
7.
I will love you wid all my Heart From: FaY
8.
Fwd: [Hindi_Jokes] Funny hindi sms and shayaries From: Nandakumar Nair
9.
Ek Choti  Si Love Story From: cool_hunk18
10.
JUST FOR FUN From: TUNA
11.
College ki girls ne strike ki From: HARSHA DESHPANDE
12.
Animal Olympics ( PhotoShop ) From: Shiv@nsh
13.
hmm From: Vinay Malhotra
14.
Classic Kids From: faisal zafar
15a.
See the Creativity From: ashwini
16a.
Khamosh raat From: cute ashwini
16b.
Khamosh raat From: ashwini
17.
Birds Close up Shots From: ~ Guchi ~
18.
Mai bhii pii jaatii hai aansuu bhii piye jaate hain, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
19.
Duur hoyi tun tay miathon duur hoyi zindgi, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
20.
Bas do sher aapki gf ke liye From: suniel singh
21a.
Cute Babies From: Maharshi Bhatt
22.
Jokes] Lost my head From: RAMNEET SINGH
23.
COLOURS OF GUATEMALA From: TUNA
24.
SNAPS FROM ARGENTINA From: TUNA

Messages

1.

Dimag ka Dahi

Posted by: "ripu daman" ripubatra@yahoo.com   ripubatra

Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:37 pm (PDT)



With Regards

Ripudaman Singh

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2.

Grt Comedy must read,u will enjoy.

Posted by: "ripu daman" ripubatra@yahoo.com   ripubatra

Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:54 pm (PDT)



Gabbar sends
Kaaliaand two others to Ramgad to
collect the loot-maar software he
had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and
started shouting: "Abe
O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]:"Chillao mat! jaakar
Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke
liye software banana bund
kar diya hai."
Kaalia:"Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi
naye programmershire
kiye hain kya?"
Thakur:"Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha
hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees
Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on
oneWater
tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts Laughing
and says:"Ha
ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai, Ye log Programming
karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap
chala ja kutte. Hum
log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits his keyboard,then
says: "jaao kaalia,Gabbar se kahna ki
uska server down ho gaya ."
AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar:"Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia:"Do sarkaar."
Gabbar:"Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye
ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski
saza milegi... barobar
milegi."
[Snatches an X terminal
from Sambaa]."Kitne
sessions hain ismachine
mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey
sarkaar."
Gabbar:"Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai." [logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai...ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"
Kaalia:"Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!
Ha...... Ha...... Ha......
Ha...... Ha....... Ha......
Ha.............................................

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45% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category.

Posted by: "White Wolf" whitewolf6887@yahoo.com   whitewolf6887

Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:55 pm (PDT)













This is pretty
cool...

 

Test your American English!!! This
is one of the most
interesting
things I have run across, enjoy it!

Enter your % in the subject line
before passing this on!!!

This is fun, give it a
try!
Click on link
below:
The
Yankee or
Dixie 

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4.

SMOKING ROOM

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:09 pm (PDT)

SMOKING ROOM
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5.

Shayari-Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,

Posted by: "Nandakumar Nair" nandkmr_2005@rediffmail.com   nksnairluv2007

Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:14 pm (PDT)

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http-equiv="content-type">
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<h6 align="left"><span
style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(13, 13, 13);">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font
color="#3333ff" size="6">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
SAFAR</font></span></h6>
<h5><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(13, 13, 13);"></span>&nbsp;</h5>
<h5><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(13, 13, 13);"><span
style="color: rgb(13, 13, 13); text-decoration: none;"><font
color="#cc0000" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"
size="5">Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,<br>
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,<br>
<br>
Taj na banaiye costly padega,<br>
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.</font></span></span><span
style="color: rgb(13, 13, 13);"></span></h5>
<h5><span style="color: rgb(13, 13, 13);"></span>&nbsp;</h5>
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style="color: rgb(13, 13, 13); text-decoration: none;"><font
color="#cc0000" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"
size="5">~~~~~~~~~</font></span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
'''&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
....</span></h5>
<h5><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(13, 13, 13);"></span>&nbsp;</h5>
<h5><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(13, 13, 13);"></span><span
style="color: rgb(13, 13, 13);">Regards</span></h5>
<h5><span style="color: rgb(13, 13, 13);"></span>&nbsp;</h5>
<h5><span style="color: rgb(13, 13, 13);">Nandu</span></h5>
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6.

Marriage Humor

Posted by: "SANJU" subodh3112@gmail.com   annisanju

Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:16 pm (PDT)

*Marriage Humor*

*Wife: 'What are you doing?' *

*Husband : Nothing. *

*Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour.' *

*Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'*

*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- *

*Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'*

*Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'*

*Wife : 'Yes or no.' *

*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- *

*Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' *

*Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.' *

*Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!' *

*Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there
be greater than this one?' *

*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- *

*Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' *

*Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
troubles.' *

*Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' *

*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------*

*Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give
up my seat to a lady.'** *

*Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' *

*Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' *

*____________ _________ _________ _________ *

*A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?' *

*'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO
LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' *

*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- *

*Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever . *

*The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'*

*------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- *

*A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or
my sexy body?' *

*He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of
humor.'*
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7.

I will love you wid all my Heart

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:20 pm (PDT)

I will love you wid all my Heart
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8.

Fwd: [Hindi_Jokes] Funny hindi sms and shayaries

Posted by: "Nandakumar Nair" nandkmr_2005@rediffmail.com   nksnairluv2007

Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:25 pm (PDT)

 
Aarz kiya hain........

taras gaye aapke didar ko dil
fir bhi aapke liye dua karta hai,
hum se accha to aapke ghar ka aaina hai
jo roj aapka deedar to karta hai ...........

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-- Original Message --

From: mohammed ateeq <mohammed_atheeq1@yahoo.co.in>
To: hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com
Cc: gurlz-group@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [Hindi_Jokes] Funny hindi sms and shayaries
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9.

Ek Choti  Si Love Story

Posted by: "cool_hunk18" cool_hunk18@yahoo.com   cool_hunk18

Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:25 pm (PDT)

Boy: I luv u

Girl: na

Boy: think again

Girl: nahi

Boy: Waiter, bill alag-alag lana

Girl: haan-haan bola na I luv u....

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10.

JUST FOR FUN

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:38 pm (PDT)

JUST FOR FUN
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11.

College ki girls ne strike ki

Posted by: "HARSHA DESHPANDE" hharsha143@yahoo.co.in   hharsha143

Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:44 pm (PDT)

College ki girls ne strike ki.BOys ne bhi unka sath diya.
Girls ne zor se kaha "hamari mange".Boys ne piche se kaha "SINDUR se bharo".

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12.

Animal Olympics ( PhotoShop )

Posted by: "Shiv@nsh" shivansh9@gmail.com   shivansh9

Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:56 pm (PDT)

Animal Olympics ( PhotoShop )
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13.

hmm

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:07 pm (PDT)


 

 

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14.

Classic Kids

Posted by: "faisal zafar" s_fzafar@yahoo.com   s_fzafar

Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:15 pm (PDT)

Classic Kids
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15a.

See the Creativity

Posted by: "ashwini" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:03 pm (PDT)

*See the Creativity*
*(photo shop)*
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16a.

Khamosh raat

Posted by: "cute ashwini" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:06 pm (PDT)

Khamosh raat

Khamosh raat ke pahlu me sitare na hote,
Is suni aankho me rangin nazare na hote,
Hum bhi na karte parva aap ki,
Agar aap hame itne pyare na hote
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16b.

Khamosh raat

Posted by: "ashwini" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:12 am (PDT)

Khamosh raat

Khamosh raat ke pahlu me sitare na hote,
Is suni aankho me rangin nazare na hote,
Hum bhi na karte parva aap ki,
Agar aap hame itne pyare na hote
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Band karu to sapna tumhara ho,

Mar bhi jau to koi gam nahi,
Agar kafan ke badle achal tumhara ho
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Kabhi hasata hai pyaar,
Kabhi rulata hai pyaar,
Har pal ki yaad dilata hai yeh pyaar,
Chaho ya na chaho,
Par aapke hone ka ehsaas dilata hai yeh pyaar.
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Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko
Mere sanam tumne dhadkana sikha diya

Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko
Gham main bhi muskurana <http://smsguru.in/>sikha diya.

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17.

Birds Close up Shots

Posted by: "~ Guchi ~" guchijain19@yahoo.co.in   guchijain19

Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:10 pm (PDT)

Birds Close up Shots
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18.

Mai bhii pii jaatii hai aansuu bhii piye jaate hain,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:15 pm (PDT)

 Mai bhii pii jaatii hai aansuu bhii piye jaate hain, Kyun hamein maut ke paigaam diye jaate hain,Ye sazaa kam hai ke jiye jaate hain,
 Nashaa dono mein hai saaqii mujhe Gam de ya sharaab,
Mai bhii pii jaatii hai aansuu bhii piye jaate hain,
 Ek tuu hai ke hamaarii nahi tujh ko parvaah,
Ek ham hain ke teraa naam liye jaate hain,
 Zindgii apnii kashaakash mein guzartii hai "Shamim"
Jii nahi chaahta jiine ko jiye jaate hain, 
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19.

Duur hoyi tun tay miathon duur hoyi zindgi,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:10 am (PDT)


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Duur hoyi tun tay miathon duur hoyi zindgi,�
�
�
Ishq dee ikk choat khaa kay chuur hoyi zindgi,
Iss taran vee jeen tay majboor hoyi zindgi,
�
Zindgi tan zindgi see tun jadon sain mere kol,
Duur hoyi tun tay miathon duur hoyi zindgi,
�
Ikk jhalak teri main jis din ton hai paayi dosta,
Bass kay ussay din ton hee nooro-noor hoyi zindgi,
�
Raas hun aundi nahi koi khushi vee ais nu,
Iss taran kujh hai gamman vich chuur hoyi zindgi,
�
Injh lagda paratt kay hun eh mud kade auni nahi,
Meriyan nazran ton �aini duur hoyi zindgi,
�
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20.

Bas do sher aapki gf ke liye

Posted by: "suniel singh" sunielrn@yahoo.co.in   sunielrn

Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:13 am (PDT)

Woh wada to karte hain hamse, milne kisi aur se jate hain,
Kuch apna hi hazma achcha hai, jo ye dhokha rooj khate hain.
 
Tum hame ghar main bitha gaye, batoon batoon main,
Aur loog mausam ka maja le gaye barsaton main.

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21a.

Cute Babies

Posted by: "Maharshi Bhatt" maharshibhatt_2007@yahoo.co.in   maharshibhatt_2007

Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:30 am (PDT)

cute babies
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22.

Jokes] Lost my head

Posted by: "RAMNEET SINGH" zipsy82000@yahoo.co.in   zipsy82000

Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:40 am (PDT)



regards:
zipsy

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Lost my head

Lost my
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23.

COLOURS OF GUATEMALA

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:47 am (PDT)

COLOURS OF GUATEMALA
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24.

SNAPS FROM ARGENTINA

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:48 am (PDT)

SNAPS FROM ARGENTINA
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