Sunday, November 30, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2084

Messages In This Digest (16 Messages)

1.
SMS Collection - 58 From: riyapatel
2a.
GOOD MORNING From: Kedari, Vishal
3.
If Beer Ruled the Earth...........!!!!! From: Samina Khan
4.
Ab Insaan mazak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya.(Jokes In Hindi) From: Damodar Prasad Arya
5.
SMS Collection - 59 From: riyapatel
6.
Worlds Top Amazing painting From: mamta singh
7.
Kids fashion Cute Pictures From: Meena Iram
8.
Most amazing compact table and chairs From: nazia khan
9.
Sab ki bigdi ko banane nikle... From: Mukesh Bavishi
10.
Cute Deepika Padukone From: sidu sla
11.
Saamnay aa key nigaahoon ko From: Neha Parikh..!!
12.
Cool Pictures of some animals that were photoshoped Very Funny From: Arun M
13.
Paisa nu Group.....(In Gujarati) From: ~*~ Rajesh ~*~
14.
MY SMS Collections From: manoj agarwal
15.
Brain Test From: atif
16.
Aapki judai bhi humein pyar karti hai. From: Sameer Sameer

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1.

SMS Collection - 58

Posted by: "riyapatel" riyapatelonline@gmail.com   riyapatelonline

Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:25 am (PST)

Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!
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2a.

GOOD MORNING

Posted by: "Kedari, Vishal" vishal.kedari@akpgindia.com

Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:43 pm (PST)




GOOD MORNING

Boss's Reaction During Recession

beginning.....Boss: Be good, you will be fine.

After a week...
Must Work Hard man

After a month...
Must Work Hard during recession you know!

After a Quarter....
Can't you hear me, you need to work hard!!!

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Thanks & Regards

Vishal

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If Beer Ruled the Earth...........!!!!!

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:55 pm (PST)

If Beer Ruled the Earth...........!!!!!

sorry guys if it is repost

***Sexy Nisha kothari***here to Surprise you***
***Deepika: The sexiest woman in the world***
***The world's heaviest man is in love***
***Katrina Kaif looking Cute in Tight Jeans***
***Giving Birth to Six Kids....Very Strange***
****Atttractive Mallika Sherawat* ***
***Women with Four Legs***
***Greeting Cards/Love friendship ***
***Beautiful Flower Displays***
***Peoples Off with their heads***
***Wonderful nature***
***Mouth as Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man walking on Water***
***world beautiful places***

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Ab Insaan mazak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya.(Jokes In Hindi)

Posted by: "Damodar Prasad Arya" damodar_basketball@yahoo.com   j4jokes11

Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:26 pm (PST)

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maut achhi...

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"Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai"

Aadmi- Lo batao,
Ab Insaan mazak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya...?
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Star + Moon = A ROMANTIC evening

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nashe main

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Raat ke ek baje tum Kahan ja rahe ho..?

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per lecture sunne ja raha hun...

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SMS Collection - 59

Posted by: "riyapatel" riyapatelonline@gmail.com   riyapatelonline

Sat Nov 29, 2008 8:35 pm (PST)

Kehete hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai,
Koi humse bhi to ishq kar ke dekhe,
Kambhaqt hummain neend bahut aati hai.
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Worlds Top Amazing painting

Posted by: "mamta singh" s.mammu20@gmail.com   s.mammu20

Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:53 am (PST)

Worlds Top Amazing painting
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7.

Kids fashion Cute Pictures

Posted by: "Meena Iram" meena.iram@yahoo.com   meena.iram

Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:19 am (PST)

Kids fashion Cute Pictures
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8.

Most amazing compact table and chairs

Posted by: "nazia khan" naziaeyes@gmail.com   saira_990

Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:11 am (PST)

Most amazing compact table and chairs
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Sab ki bigdi ko banane nikle...

Posted by: "Mukesh Bavishi" mukeshbavishi@hotmail.com   mukeshbavishi

Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:35 am (PST)


In response to Manjusha's contribution - "manane nikle..."
I am reminded of a beautiful ghazal by Hassan ...
Here goes...


Sab ki bigdi ko banaane nikle
yaar ham tum bhi deewaane nikle...

Umr barbaad yu hi kar di 'Hassan'
Khwab bhi kitne suhane nikle....



-dr mukesh bavishi
ahmedabad








Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle, Uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle, Jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha, To uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle...

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Cute Deepika Padukone

Posted by: "sidu sla" sidusla@gmail.com   sidusla

Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:49 am (PST)

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Saamnay aa key nigaahoon ko

Posted by: "Neha Parikh..!!" parikhneha1411@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:23 am (PST)

Saamnay aa key nigaahoon ko churaata kiyoon hay.....
hay ager piyaar ussay bhee to chuppaata kiyoon hay.......
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Cool Pictures of some animals that were photoshoped Very Funny

Posted by: "Arun M" arunbsb87@yahoo.com   arunbsb87

Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:25 am (PST)

Cool Pictures of some animals that were photoshoped Very Funny
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13.

Paisa nu Group.....(In Gujarati)

Posted by: "~*~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:30 am (PST)



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MY SMS Collections

Posted by: "manoj agarwal" manojagarwal_999@yahoo.co.in   manojagarwal_999

Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:19 am (PST)

KUCH MITHI OR KUCH KADWI YADEEN
 
1) Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he
hum aap ko manzil samajte he,
bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me
aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai
 
2) Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,
hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,
milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar,
phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar?

3) Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare
 
4) Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein..
 
5) Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
 
6) Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
Zubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum hee kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye
 
7) Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum..
 
8 ) You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because
you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always…
 
9) Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
 
10) Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,
pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,
auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya
 
11) Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete,
aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete,
agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri,
to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete
 
12) Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge
 
13) Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,
har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,
koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari
 
14) Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti,
dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti,
ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan,
mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti
 
15) Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai,
hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain,
humse pyar na karna e-zalim
hum vo dard hain jo ankho se chalakte hain
 
Yeh Mera pehla mail hai is group, so plzzzzz reply mera collection kaisa laga!!!!!!!!!!
 
                  MANOJ AGARWAL

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15.

Brain Test

Posted by: "atif" atif@chasnupp2.org.pk   schynon

Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:22 am (PST)



1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If y ou already found the C, now find the 6 below.

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999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

999999999999999999999999999999999999999969999999999999

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

999999999999999999

3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult..

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke.

If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist.

Your brain is great and you're in top condition!!! Congratulations!

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16.

Aapki judai bhi humein pyar karti hai.

Posted by: "Sameer Sameer" sameer.sim22@yahoo.com   sameer.sim22

Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:22 am (PST)

Aapki judai bhi humein pyar karti hai.
Aapki yaad bahut bekrar karti hai.
Jaate jaate kahin bhi mulakat ho jaye aapse,
Talash aapko yeh nazar bar bar karti hai�

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