Tuesday, January 6, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2118

Messages In This Digest (22 Messages)

1.
DUBAI HOTELS AND SHOPPING MALLS From: amolmaya
2.
DUBAI BEST PLACES TO VISIT From: amolmaya
3.
Beautiful Dubai Pictures From: amolmaya
4.
GREAT PLACES OF DUBAI UAE-1 From: amolmaya
5.
Amazing Funny Photos From: Samina Khan
6.
(no subject) From: snehal chheda
7.
One eye is searching for you From: RajaramaRao
8.
A Chinese Call center From: manishsharma139
9.
Motiyan ton vee mehnge hanjhu ne mere,Be qadran  dee bhet chadaa ke From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
10.
Something Special About HUGS!!! From: Aseem Kaistha
11.
(no subject) From: Pravinchandra shah
12.
Kuchh to majbuuriyaan rahi hongi, Yuun koyi be wfa nhi hota, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
13.
Woh Dilnawaz Haey lakin.... From: S K Afridi
14.
Virah ke aalam main From: hansverma300
15.
Fw: QUIET FUNNY From: Aayushi Gupta
16.
How to ask your Boss for a salary increase From: murad abid
17.
My LOVE SMS Shayaris Collections PART-18 FOR ALL OF YOU.... From: Hassan Ali
18.
Wakeup Your beloved with these Sms From: Samina Khan
19.
Itna kaafi hai ya From: girish_ch73
20.
Flower house Amazing From: Samina Khan
21.
Ever seen such Luxury Thing?? From: Samina Khan
22.
Cute Baby Of Dubai UAE Doing Yoga From: amolmaya

Messages

1.

DUBAI HOTELS AND SHOPPING MALLS

Posted by: "amolmaya" amolmaya@yahoo.com   amolmaya

Mon Jan 5, 2009 11:07 am (PST)


DUBAI HOTELS AND SHOPPING MALLS
2.

DUBAI BEST PLACES TO VISIT

Posted by: "amolmaya" amolmaya@yahoo.com   amolmaya

Mon Jan 5, 2009 11:07 am (PST)

DUBAI BEST PLACES TO VISIT
3.

Beautiful Dubai Pictures

Posted by: "amolmaya" amolmaya@yahoo.com   amolmaya

Mon Jan 5, 2009 11:07 am (PST)

Beautiful Dubai Pictures

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4.

GREAT PLACES OF DUBAI UAE-1

Posted by: "amolmaya" amolmaya@yahoo.com   amolmaya

Mon Jan 5, 2009 11:07 am (PST)


GREAT PLACES OF DUBAI UAE-1
5.

Amazing Funny Photos

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Mon Jan 5, 2009 11:17 am (PST)

Amazing Funny Photos
6.

(no subject)

Posted by: "snehal chheda" snehal_chheda@yahoo.com   snehal_chheda

Mon Jan 5, 2009 5:37 pm (PST)

hi want 2 b a member of your prety group

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7.

One eye is searching for you

Posted by: "RajaramaRao" rjrmrao@yahoo.com   rjrmrao

Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:15 pm (PST)

One eye is searching for you
8.

A Chinese Call center

Posted by: "manishsharma139" manishsharma139@yahoo.com   manishsharma139

Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:18 pm (PST)

A Chinese Call center

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak
to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
what's this urgent matter
about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now, Avery Wan is on
his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't
an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time
for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Oh .....God.......

From --
Good Wan!

9.

Motiyan ton vee mehnge hanjhu ne mere,Be qadran  dee bhet chadaa ke

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:18 pm (PST)


Motiyan ton vee mehnge hanjhu ne mere,
Be qadran  dee bhet chadaa ke vekhaan ge,   
 
Ikk sunder sansaar vasa ke vekhan ge,
Armaanaa dee raas rachaa ke vekhaan ge,
 
Hun takk sajna nu gall launde aaye haan,
Dushman nu vee meet bna ke dekhan ge,
 
Eon kehna iss vaari us nu jee aayan,
Hanjhu palkan heth lukaa ke vekhaan ge,
 
Shaqi hai kirdaar osdaa kehnde ne,
Ikk vaari phir vee azmaa ke vekhaan ge,
 
Manzil ikk tripti dee taan seema hai,
Iss ton vee kujh agge jaa ke vekhaan ge,
 
Motiyan ton vee mehnge hanjhu ne mere,
Be qadran  dee bhet chadaa ke vekhaan ge,  
 
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10.

Something Special About HUGS!!!

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaaseem@gmail.com   vkaisthaa2002

Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:23 pm (PST)



"There's Just Something Special About Hugs"

There's something in a simple hug
That always warms the heart;
It welcomes us back home
And makes it easier to part


A hug's a way to share the joy
And sad times we go through,
Or just a way for friends to say
They like you 'cause you're you


Hugs are meant for anyone
For whom we really care,
From your grandma to your neighbor,
Or a cuddly teddy bear


A hug is an amazing thing
It's just the perfect way
To show the love we're feeling
But can't find the words to say


It's funny how a little hug
Makes everyone feel good;
In every place and language,
It's always understood


Hugs don't need new equipment,
Special batteries or parts
Just open up your arms
And open up your hearts


You're a terrific person
And you're very special too,
So I'm sending you a special hug
So you'll know I'm thinking of you!


Aseem Kaistha
It's your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude.
11.

(no subject)

Posted by: "Pravinchandra shah" rpravinshah@yahoo.com   rpravinshah

Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:23 pm (PST)

t am so happy joint hindi jokes grup

jayshrikrishna
have nice day
pravinshah.

12.

Kuchh to majbuuriyaan rahi hongi, Yuun koyi be wfa nhi hota,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:23 pm (PST)

Kuchh to majbuuriyaan rahi hongi,
Yuun koyi be wfa nhi hota,
 
Main bhi shaayad buraa nhi hota,
Vo agar be wfa nhi hota,
Be wfa  be wfa nhi hota,
Khatm ye faasla nhii hota,
Kuchh to majbuuriyaan rahi hongi,
Yuun koyi be wfa nhi hota,
Ji bohut chaahta hai sach bolein,
Kya karein hausla nhi hota,
raat kaa intezaar kaun kare,
Aaj-kal din mein kya nhi hota,
Guft guu un se roz hoti hai,
Muddaton saamna nhi hota,
 
mail compiled by,
jass_cancerian
 

13.

Woh Dilnawaz Haey lakin....

Posted by: "S K Afridi" afridisk@yahoo.com   afridisk

Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:24 pm (PST)

WO DIL NAWAZ HAI LIKIN NAZAR SHANAS NAHI
MERA ILAJ MERE CHARA GAR KE PASS NAHI
 
KABHI KABHI JO TERE QURB MEIN GUZAARE THAY
ABB INN DINNO KA TASAWAR BHI MERE PASS NAHI
 
GUZAR RAHE HEIN AJAB MERHALON SE DEEDA-O-DIL
SEHER KI AAS TO HAI, ZINDAGI KI AAS NAHI

14.

Virah ke aalam main

Posted by: "hansverma300" hansverma300@yahoo.in   hansverma300

Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:25 pm (PST)

Neend bhi na ayee,gine bhi na tarey,
ginti hi bhool gaye,virah ke marey,
raat bhar jag kar,guna aur bhag kar,
ginti jo yaad ki doob gaye tarey.

15.

Fw: QUIET FUNNY

Posted by: "Aayushi Gupta" sweetobaccha@yahoo.in   sweetobaccha

Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:29 pm (PST)



Hi all.......... hope u all like it.......

 1................TREAT YOUR PASSWORD AS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH , DON'T LET ANYBODY ELSE USE IT AND GET A NEW ONE EVERY ONE MONTH!!!!!!!
 
 2................A GOOD ESSAY IS 10%INSPIRATION ,15% PERSPIRATION  AND 75% DESPERATION

3................MARRIAGE IS A THREE RING CIRCUS ,1ST THE ENGAGEMENT RING THEN THE WEDDING RING AND LASTLY THE SUFFERING!

4...................IF YOU DIE IN AN ELEVATOR ,BE SURE TO PUSH THE UP BUTTON.

5..................YOU TRIED ,AND YOU FAILED,SO THE LESSON IS NEVER TRY.

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16.

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase

Posted by: "murad abid" shazan90@yahoo.co.in   shazan90

Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:36 pm (PST)

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase
17.

My LOVE SMS Shayaris Collections PART-18 FOR ALL OF YOU....

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" dilipkumar110@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Mon Jan 5, 2009 7:44 pm (PST)

My LOVE SMS Shayaris Collections PART-18 FOR ALL OF YOU....
18.

Wakeup Your beloved with these Sms

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Mon Jan 5, 2009 7:45 pm (PST)

You r my sweet SONA,
I don't want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart's KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA,
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Subh ka har pal Zindagi de aapko,
Din ka har Lamha Khushi de aapko,
Jahan gum ki hawa chu ke bhi na gujare,
Khuda woh Jannat si Zamin de Aapko.

Guds Mrng

Suraj ki pahli kiran
Khushi de apko,
Dusri kiran hasi de
Tisri tandurasti
Chouthi kamyabi
Bas kafi ho gaya.
Ab garmi lagegi?!!
...Gud mrng

Morning is God's way of saying:
"One more time! Live life.
Make a difference.
Touch 1 heart.
Encourage 1 mind.
Inspire 1 soul..."
Gud Morg...

A cup of hot hello's,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles & A slice of great success.
Hope this breakfast makes ur day lovely...!Gud Mrng..!

Gulsan me bhanwron ka fera ho gya,
Purav me suraj ka dera ho gya.
Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,
Ek baar fir se svera ho gya.

G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!

Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again.

Look Outside
It's So Pleasent !
Sun Smiling For You !
Trees Dancing For You
Wind Singing For You !
Because,
I have told them all To Wish You..
Good Morning...

A
Aitbaar

B
Bharosa

C
Chahat

D
Dosti

E
Enayat

F
Faisla

G
Gham

H
Hamdam

I
Intezaar

J
Justuju

K
Khayal

L
Lamhye

M
Mohabat

N
Narazgi

O
Omeed

P
Piyar

Q
qismat

R
rishtye

S
samjhota

T
tamanna

U
udasiyan

V
virasat

W
wada

X
xcuse

Y
Yaden

Z
Zindagi

Zindagi in hi namon ka 1 naam hai,
Yehi hai zindagi,
SO enjoy karo or karte raho,
Good Morning.

***Sexy Nisha kothari***here
to Surprise you***
***Deepika:
The sexiest woman in the world***
***The
world's heaviest man is in love***
***Katrina
Kaif looking Cute in Tight Jeans***
***Giving
Birth to Six Kids....Very Strange***
****Atttractive Mallika
Sherawat* ***
***Women
with Four Legs***
***Greeting
Cards/Love friendship ***
***Beautiful
Flower Displays***
***Peoples
Off with their heads***
***Wonderful
nature***
***Mouth
as Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man
walking on Water***
***world
beautiful places***

19.

Itna kaafi hai ya

Posted by: "girish_ch73" girish_ch73@yahoo.co.in   amolmaya

Mon Jan 5, 2009 7:49 pm (PST)

Itna kaafi hai ya
20.

Flower house Amazing

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Mon Jan 5, 2009 9:17 pm (PST)

Flower house Amazing
21.

Ever seen such Luxury Thing??

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Mon Jan 5, 2009 9:21 pm (PST)



***Sexy Nisha kothari***here
to Surprise you***
***Deepika:
The sexiest woman in the world***
***The
world's heaviest man is in love***
***Katrina
Kaif looking Cute in Tight Jeans***
***Giving
Birth to Six Kids....Very Strange***
****Atttractive Mallika
Sherawat* ***
***Women
with Four Legs***
***Greeting
Cards/Love friendship ***
***Beautiful
Flower Displays***
***Peoples
Off with their heads***
***Wonderful
nature***
***Mouth
as Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man
walking on Water***
***world
beautiful places***

22.

Cute Baby Of Dubai UAE Doing Yoga

Posted by: "amolmaya" amolmaya1@gmail.com   amolmaya

Mon Jan 5, 2009 9:42 pm (PST)

Cute Baby Of Dubai UAE Doing Yoga
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