Sunday, January 11, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2123

Messages In This Digest (12 Messages)

1a.
Re: plz try only  those who are interested From: sachin jain
2.
salam jawan From: w.ahmad83
3.
Kaise likhoon mai chandini raatien(LOVERZ ) From: Samina Khan
4.
SMS Collection - 95 From: riyapatelonline
5.
SMS Collection - 97 From: riyapatelonline
6.
Time is Like River From: Samina Khan
7.
One Page from My-Diary FW: Plz. Pass It On From: SHAKEEL BHATTI
8a.
a few sad thoughts-avenindra From: avenindra
9.
SMS Collection - 92 From: riyapatelonline
10.
SMS Collection - 93 From: riyapatelonline
11.
SMS Collection - 94 From: riyapatelonline
12.
Ishq mein bhi merna itna asaan nahi From: Vinay Malhotra

Messages

1a.

Re: plz try only  those who are interested

Posted by: "sachin jain" sachin007.jain@yahoo.co.in   sachin007.jain

Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:29 am (PST)

hi,
it is CHAIR...
am i rite???

--- On Sat, 6/12/08, Rubina K <rubinak17@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Rubina K <rubinak17@yahoo.com>
Subject: [Hindi_Jokes] plz try only those who are interested
To: hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com
Date: Saturday, 6 December, 2008, 4:15 AM

try this out

**

I am made of 5 letters,

If U remove the first letter,

It is part of our body.

If U remove the second letter,

It is everywhere!

Guess what ???!

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2.

salam jawan

Posted by: "w.ahmad83" w.ahmad83@yahoo.com   w.ahmad83

Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:29 am (PST)

hi how r u?
i m fine n i think u also good, thanks,
why salam jawan b'couse....................
"WHEN BOYFRIEND WAS ENJOYING GIRLFRIEND,
HUSBAND WAS BUSY IN WIFE,
STUDENT WORRIED ABOUT EXAM AT THAT TIME OUR FORCES WERE

FIGHTING FOR NATION"
SALUTE THEM
THANKS JAWAN

WHAT R U THINKING?


3.

Kaise likhoon mai chandini raatien(LOVERZ )

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:50 am (PST)

Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbaar ho jata hai,
Ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
Khubiyon se nahin hoti mohabbat sadaa,
Khamiyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai.

Kin lafzon mein itni kadvi kasili baat likhoon,
Main sach likoon ke apne haalat likhoon,
Kaise likhoon main chandni raatein,
Jab garam ho ret to kaise main barsat likhoon.

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaaye nahi jaate,
Sabhi lowg mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
Kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
Kuch door reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate!

Who ik dost jo pyara sa lagta hain,
Bahut pass hai dil k phir bhi juda sa lagta hain,
Bahut dino se aaya nahi koi paigam uska,
Shayad kisi baat pe khafa sa lagta hain

Zindagi to ek khwab hai,
Woh zindagi kiya jismay khwab nahi hotay,
Hath ke lakiron ko kismat na samajhna,
Kismat unke bhi hote hai, zinkay hath nahi hotay.

***Sexy Nisha kothari***here
to Surprise you***
***Deepika:
The sexiest woman in the world***
***The
world's heaviest man is in love***
***Katrina
Kaif looking Cute in Tight Jeans***
***Giving
Birth to Six Kids....Very Strange***
****Atttractive Mallika
Sherawat* ***
***Women
with Four Legs***
***Greeting
Cards/Love friendship ***
***Beautiful
Flower Displays***
***Peoples
Off with their heads***
***Wonderful
nature***
***Mouth
as Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man
walking on Water***
***world
beautiful places***

4.

SMS Collection - 95

Posted by: "riyapatelonline" riyapatelonline@gmail.com   riyapatelonline

Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:07 am (PST)

SMS Collection - 95
5.

SMS Collection - 97

Posted by: "riyapatelonline" riyapatelonline@gmail.com   riyapatelonline

Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:48 am (PST)



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SMS Collection - 97

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Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way you should eat �Tandoori Chicken�

I decided to send you the cutest and sweetest gift of the world. But the postman shouted at me saying, � Get out of the post box.�


Baat to who hi nahi karte,
Kehna to hamain bhi aata hai.
Yeh to apni apni ada hai,
Koi kehata hai koi chup rehata hai.

Gandhi kaisi chali teri aandhi,
Aaya tha langot mein ghus gaya 500 ke note mein.

Khuda se maine ek dua maangi,
Dua main apni maut maangi,
Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe mein de du,
Par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar maangi.

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Source: www.kathiyavad.com
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6.

Time is Like River

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:58 am (PST)

Time is Like River
7.

One Page from My-Diary FW: Plz. Pass It On

Posted by: "SHAKEEL BHATTI" shakeelbhatti786@yahoo.com   shakeelbhatti786

Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:20 am (PST)



I am re sending this mail to all groups wherever I can plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz pray for her

-

An Appeal from a sister.
------------ ---

Asslamualaikum,

My daughter Salma, who is just 12 years old is battling for life at a Local
hospital, she is suffering from cancer and is presently in the last stage.
The doctors have given up all hope but then I have trust in ALLAH and in the
power of dua. therefore as a helpless mother of a dying child I beg all
of
you to pray
for my daughter,please include her as a part of each and every dua of yours..
Please pray to ALLAH that He should give her body the strength to respond to
the medication, that He should somehow miraculously heal her of this disease
and Inshallah grant her a healthy and long life (AMEEN)

Please, please pass this message on to as many brothers and Sisters as you
can. If even ten percent of you would remember to pray for my daughter then
it would mean a lot for us. Your duas and Allah's mercy is our ONLY hope.

Thank You,

Parveen

Please don't forget,,,before you close this message Please fwd.

ALLAH ap sab ko apni amaan mein rakhay... Please Please apni Duaoo'n mein
Yad Rakhiyiaga


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8a.

a few sad thoughts-avenindra

Posted by: "avenindra" avenindra@yahoo.com   avenindra

Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:21 am (PST)

TAPKE HAIN JO MERI AANKH SE JAJBAAT KE KATRE

KABHI TERE HOTHON PE WO PALTE HUE VISHWAS THE

SEENE ME THI DAHSHAT JUBAN PE MAUT SI KHAMOSHI

JEHAN PE CHAYE HUE TERI VEHSHAT KE EHSAAS THE

NAZAR UMRE -RAFTA PE BAHUT DER BAAD KI

JEENE KI AAS JAAGI TO MAUT KE PAAS THE

TUM IS TARAH NAA POOCHO HAAL MARNE WALE KA

BAS ITNA BATA DO "MAAN" KO KI KAL SHAB KYU UDAAS THE

BY-AVENINDRA

9.

SMS Collection - 92

Posted by: "riyapatelonline" riyapatelonline@gmail.com   riyapatelonline

Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:23 am (PST)

Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai.

Zaruri to nahi jine ke liye sahara ho,
Zaruri to nahi hum jinke hai who humara ho,
Kuch kashtiya dub bhi jaya karti hai,
Zaruri to nahi har kashti ka kinara ho.

Phoolon ki har kali khusbu de aapko,
Suraj ki har kiran roshni de aapko,
Hum to kuch den eke qabil nahi,
Magar dene wala har khushi de aapko.


Yeh mat sochna bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe,
Agar dost banker raas na aaye,
To ajnabee banker bhi yaad aayenge tumhe.


Ae mere SMS, mere dost ke paas jana,
Agar who so rahe ho to shor mat machana,
Jab who jaage to dheere se muskarana,
Phir dil ka haal batana � Miss u.


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Source: www.kathiyavad.com
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SMS Collection - 93

Posted by: "riyapatelonline" riyapatelonline@gmail.com   riyapatelonline

Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:25 am (PST)

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SMS Collection - 93

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Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi,
Sagar se gehara koi bahi.
Ab aapki kya tariff karoo,
Dosto mein aap jaisa pyara koi nahi.


Har kisi ko mukkammal jahaan nahi milta,
Kahin jameen to kahin aasman nahi milta.


When things turn out bad and your
strength is no longer enough to carry them.
You must never give up, cause when
your strength ends, my worth os your friend begins.


Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
Ma ne kaha paro ko chodd do,
Paro ne kaha daroo chhod do,
Aapko kisne kaha SMS karma chhod do.


Sirf chahne se mulakat nahi hoti,
Suraj ke saath kabhi raat nahi hoti,
Hum jise chahete hai jaan se bhi jayada,
Saamne hote hai par baat nahi hoti.

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Source: www.kathiyavad.com
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11.

SMS Collection - 94

Posted by: "riyapatelonline" riyapatelonline@gmail.com   riyapatelonline

Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:52 am (PST)

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SMS Collection - 94

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Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
Dil mein lagi aag ko dikhaya nahi jata,
Kitni bhi doori ho dosti mein,
Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata.

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge.
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge.
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge.
Ghanti bajayenge aur bhag jayenge.

Maine poocha chand se Dekha hai kahi mere yaar sa kahi.
Chand ne kaha sale itni upar se dikhta hai kya.


Har mazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi hare k ke liye tajmahal banana,
Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaj hoti hai.


Din ko chain nahi,
Raat ko aaram nahi,
Ji na lage kahi,
E khuda kya yehi pyar hai?
Are, paagal ye pyar nahi India ki garmi hai.

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Source: www.kathiyavad.com
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12.

Ishq mein bhi merna itna asaan nahi

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:52 am (PST)

Ishq mein bhi merna itna asaan nahi
zaat ko radd kerna itna asaan nahi
 
Mujh mein essi hi koi khami dekhi hugi uss ne
Tark-e-wafa verna itna asaan nahi
 
Aik dafa tu pass-e-maseeha ker jaye
Zakham ka phir bherna itna asaan nahi
 
Jane kab shuhrat ke zeena deh jaye
Pauoon yahaan dherna asaan nahi
 
Merne ki dehshat tu sab ne dekhi hai
jeene se darna itna asaan nahi.
 

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