Friday, January 9, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2121

Messages In This Digest (13 Messages)

1.
How to travel Safe With Girls From: amolmaya
2.
Secret Office File From: amolmaya
3a.
Imran ki Kissing Kahani From: amol
3b.
Imran ki Kissing Kahani From: amolmaya
3c.
Imran ki Kissing Kahani From: amolmaya
4.
Eh ranjo gamm shikaayit ne jo mile,Eh vee mere vaaste hai uphaar dos From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
5.
Spirit of life From: Aseem Kaistha
6.
Silence... From: Aseem Kaistha
7.
No Life Without a Women From: Samina Khan
8a.
Re: So Cute Boy From china(Dont Miss) From: smokerdied
9.
~! Unbelievable !! !~ From: Samina Khan
10.
Nokia N97 Launched, Photos and Specifications From: Samina Khan
11.
Jeena Isika Naam Hai From: Samina Khan

Messages

1.

How to travel Safe With Girls

Posted by: "amolmaya" amolmaya@yahoo.com   amolmaya

Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:47 am (PST)


How to travel Safe With Girls

Seat Belt
The National Highway
Safety Council has done
extensive testing on a newly
designed seat belt. Results
show that accidents can be
reduced by as much as 45%
when the belt is properly
installed. Correct installation
is illustrated below...

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2.

Secret Office File

Posted by: "amolmaya" amolmaya@yahoo.com   amolmaya

Thu Jan 8, 2009 5:48 am (PST)


Secret Office File

Secret Office File
3a.

Imran ki Kissing Kahani

Posted by: "amol" amolmaya1@gmail.com   amolmaya

Thu Jan 8, 2009 9:30 am (PST)

We met during college and started dating just before semester break. After break, when we finally got back to college, we only had time to give each other a hug and hello. We volunteered to organise a dance competition so that we could spend some time together. We talked and joked around while working and when we had finished, she gave me a hug and then started to dance with me. It was so romantic! Continue Reading

Share your kissing kahani and win a free trip to Goa*
3b.

Imran ki Kissing Kahani

Posted by: "amolmaya" amolmaya@yahoo.com   amolmaya

Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:16 am (PST)

We met during college and started dating just before semester break.
After break, when we finally got back to college, we only had time to
give each other a hug and hello. We volunteered to organise a dance
competition so that we could spend some time together. We talked
and joked around while working and when we had finished, she gave
me a hug and then started to dance with me. It was so romantic!
Continue Reading

Share your kissing kahani and win a free trip to Goa*

3c.

Imran ki Kissing Kahani

Posted by: "amolmaya" amolmaya@yahoo.com   amolmaya

Thu Jan 8, 2009 11:16 am (PST)


We met during college and started dating just before semester break. After break, when we finally got back to college, we only had time to give each other a hug and hello. We volunteered to organise a dance competition so that we could spend some time together. We talked and joked around while working and when we had finished, she gave me a hug and then started to dance with me. It was so romantic! Continue Reading

Share your kissing kahani and win a free trip to Goa*

4.

Eh ranjo gamm shikaayit ne jo mile,Eh vee mere vaaste hai uphaar dos

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Thu Jan 8, 2009 7:18 pm (PST)

Eh ranjo gamm shikaayit ne jo mile,
Eh vee mere vaaste hai uphaar dosta,
 
Kiddan dikhavan tainu tera pyaar dosta,
Tere ton nikka jaapda sansaar dosta,
Hassdi jadon vee tun mere jazbaat mehakde,
Muskaan teri jaave seena thaar dosta,
Eh ranjo gamm shikaayit ne jo mile,
Eh vee mere vaaste hai uphaar dosta,
Hassde hassaunde khed_de beeje see phull jo,
Kikan badal ke ho gaye ne khaar dosta,
Gam tere hijjar daa te peed tere meil dee,
Keetee dohaan ne hai zindgi dushwaar dosta,
 
mail compiled by,
jass-cancerian

5.

Spirit of life

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaaseem@gmail.com   vkaisthaa2002

Thu Jan 8, 2009 7:23 pm (PST)

Saturday, December 13, 2008
Spirit of Life

Aseem Kaistha
It's your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude.
6.

Silence...

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaaseem@gmail.com   vkaisthaa2002

Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:04 pm (PST)

Silence...
7.

No Life Without a Women

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:04 pm (PST)

Women...in Men's life'

I was born,
a woman was there to hold me..........
my mother

I grew as a child......
a woman was there to care for me.......to play with me............
my sister

I went to school.....
a woman was there to help me learn...........
my teacher

I became depress, whenever I lost
a woman was there to offer a shoulder............
my wife

I became tough......
a woman was there to melt me............
my daughter

I am dying
a woman is there to absorb me in.............
my motherland

***Sexy Nisha kothari***here
to Surprise you***
***Deepika:
The sexiest woman in the world***
***The
world's heaviest man is in love***
***Katrina
Kaif looking Cute in Tight Jeans***
***Giving
Birth to Six Kids....Very Strange***
****Atttractive Mallika
Sherawat* ***
***Women
with Four Legs***
***Greeting
Cards/Love friendship ***
***Beautiful
Flower Displays***
***Peoples
Off with their heads***
***Wonderful
nature***
***Mouth
as Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man
walking on Water***
***world
beautiful places***

8a.

Re: So Cute Boy From china(Dont Miss)

Posted by: "smokerdied" smokerdied@yahoo.com   smokerdied

Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:11 pm (PST)

very nice pictures and beautifull boy god bless him and give him long
life, any may this cute boy have chinese bache..................
Nareh Lagaingeh! Bharat China Hai Hai

9.

~! Unbelievable !! !~

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:11 pm (PST)



***Sexy Nisha kothari***here
to Surprise you***
***Deepika:
The sexiest woman in the world***
***The
world's heaviest man is in love***
***Katrina
Kaif looking Cute in Tight Jeans***
***Giving
Birth to Six Kids....Very Strange***
****Atttractive Mallika
Sherawat* ***
***Women
with Four Legs***
***Greeting
Cards/Love friendship ***
***Beautiful
Flower Displays***
***Peoples
Off with their heads***
***Wonderful
nature***
***Mouth
as Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man
walking on Water***
***world
beautiful places***

10.

Nokia N97 Launched, Photos and Specifications

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Thu Jan 8, 2009 8:15 pm (PST)

After an endless wait, Nokia has finally unveiled a new N-series phone
that is finally ready to compete with the iPhone with its touchscreen
and a full QWERTY keyboard.

Nokia N97 is successor to the N96 is the first ever touch-enabled
N-series device that runs on the Symbian S60 5th edition. According to
Nokia¢s official press release, the Nokia N97 is the world¢s most
advance mobile computer specially designed to meet the needs of
Internet-savvy consumers.

Nokia N97 Tech Specifications

The Nokia N97 competes with the iPhone neck to neck in features and functionality. Here is a look at some of its specifications.
3.5 inch TFT touchscreen display
360 x 640 screen resolution
QWERTY keyboard with haptics
32GB of internal storage memory
5MP camera with Zeiss lens
GPS with Nokia Maps 3.0 app
Wi-Fi, Bluetooth and Infrared
Accelerometer and proximity sensor
microSD supporting upto 16GB external memory

Its like picking out every single flaw found in the iPhone and making a device that includes a fix for everything.

The focus in Nokia N97 is the new desktop widgets feature which allows
user to syndicate data in real-time through various social networks.
Widgets made by third-party developers shall be readily available for
download via the Downloads app in Symbian OS..

The N97 also features the quick contacts feature which we already
witnessed in the XpressMusic 5800, also known as the Nokia Tube. The
QWERTY keybaord accessible through the 30° flip mechanism gives it a
little Xperia look but after all what Nokia N97 has to offer, a bit of
plagiarism shall definitely be allowed.

Take a look at the official promo for Nokia N97.

It shall be available in the European and Asian markets in Q2 of 2009 with a price tag of $700.

***Sexy Nisha kothari***here
to Surprise you***
***Deepika:
The sexiest woman in the world***
***The
world's heaviest man is in love***
***Katrina
Kaif looking Cute in Tight Jeans***
***Giving
Birth to Six Kids....Very Strange***
****Atttractive Mallika
Sherawat* ***
***Women
with Four Legs***
***Greeting
Cards/Love friendship ***
***Beautiful
Flower Displays***
***Peoples
Off with their heads***
***Wonderful
nature***
***Mouth
as Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man
walking on Water***
***world
beautiful places***

11.

Jeena Isika Naam Hai

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Fri Jan 9, 2009 3:46 am (PST)

Jeena Isika Naam Hai
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