Friday, January 23, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2134

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1.

play game, I bet you will keep playing ...

Posted by: "me.hindustani" me.hindustani@yahoo.co.in   me.hindustani

Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:00 am (PST)

Hi Indians,

I played for about 50 times and still could not break the top score of
2000, I bet if any one can do it.
Click on the image to play.

<http://www.kissready.in/games.html>
http://www.kissready.in/games.html

Regards,
An Indian
2.

MAGIC WITH BRUSH(NICE PAINTINGS)

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:16 pm (PST)

mAGIC wITH bRUSH:.. ۩

***The world's heaviest man is in
love***
***Katrina Kaif looking Cute in Tight Jeans***
***Giving Birth to Six Kids....Very
Strange***
****Atttractive
Mallika Sherawat****
***Women with Four Legs***
***Greeting Cards/Love
friendship***
***Beautiful
Flower Displays***
***Peoples Off
with their heads***
***Wonderful nature***
***Mouth as Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man walking on Water*** ***world beautiful places***

v

3.

100 ways to love

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:19 pm (PST)

100 ways to love
1. Hug them.

2. Write a love note.

3. Call them at work just to say "Hi."

4. Give them a foot massage.

5. Tell them a joke.

6. Caress them with slow gentle strokes.

7. Go for a walk with them.

8. Send them a "happy gram."

9. Admit your mistakes.

10. Say: "I love you."

11. Indulge a whim.

12. Listen to them talk about an interest of theirs.

13. Be trustworthy.

14. Instead of complaining, tell them what you would prefer.

15. Look at them when you're in a discussion.

16. Send flowers.

17. Compliment something they did.

18. Offer to help.

19. Ask them to show you how to do something.

20. Call when you are going to be late.

21. Take them out to dinner.

22. Write them a poem about how special they are.

23. Cut out a cartoon they'll enjoy.

24. Ask them what they'd like sexually.

25. Go shopping together.

26. Take an afternoon drive.

27. Cuddle.

28. Put your arm around them in front of others.

29. Take them out on a surprise date.

30. Do something they want to do.

31. Listen.

32. Plan a candle light dinner.

33. Look at old photos together.

34. Serve them breakfast in bed.

35. Hold hands.

36. Share sexual fantasies.

37. Do a work project together.

38. Rub their back.

39. Take a shower together.

40. Carry their photo in your wallet.

41. Go away together for a weekend holiday.

42. Kiss them.

43. Smile more when you look at them.

44. Go for a bicycle ride together.

45. Surprise them with "special" attire.

46. Plan a picnic lunch.

47. Read something together about how to have a better relationship.

48. Repeat what they say before answering.

49. Say "Good morning" first.

50. Ask if they have a few minutes first before interrupting.

51. Send them a card.

52. Surprise them with a gift when it's a non-holiday.

53. Cook them a favorite meal.

54. Try a new restaurant.

55. Ask them how they feel.

56. Let them know when you are proud of them.

57. Ask for their opinion.

58. Turn on some romantic music.

59. Dedicate a song to them.

60. Send them a balloon bouquet.

61. Watch a sunset together.

62. Play a game together.

63. Have them teach you something they know.

64. Tell them they have the night off.

65. Go to a movie they select.

66. Ask them for a hug.

67. Wear some new cologne.

68. Take them to Bali.

69. Discuss future plans with them.

70. Ask if you can help when they look sad.

71. Ask them about their dreams.

72. Meet them for lunch.

73. Enlarge a scenic photo of a place you've shared.

74. Give them a gift certificate for their favorite store.

75. Tell them what you like about them.

76. Buy them a new perfume.

77. Take them to a scenic spot.

78. Send them a gourmet gift basket.

79. Send them a joke card.

80. Let them know when you've thought of them during the day.

81. Buy them a toy.

82. Compliment them to their friends.

83. Bring them a thirst quenching drink.

84. Tell them when they look attractive.

85. Send them a post card.

86. Invite them to a secret rendezvous.

87. Give them a massage.

88. Take a lesson with them.

89. Look at photos together of when you met.

90. Plan a vacation with them.

91. Listen openly to their opposing opinion.

92. Buy them a new piece of jewelry.

93. Watch a TV show they like with them

94. Write them a letter.

95. Listen to music with them, such as an old favorite.

96. Whisper sweet nothings in their ear.

97. Tell them what you like that they do.

98. Give a head massage.

99. Invite them to a concert.

100. Let them know you care.

***Sexy Nisha kothari***here
to Surprise you***
***Deepika:
The sexiest woman in the world***
***The
world's heaviest man is in love***
***Katrina
Kaif looking Cute in Tight Jeans***
***Giving
Birth to Six Kids....Very Strange***
****Atttractive Mallika
Sherawat* ***
***Women
with Four Legs***
***Greeting
Cards/Love friendship ***
***Beautiful
Flower Displays***
***Peoples
Off with their heads***
***Wonderful
nature***
***Mouth
as Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man
walking on Water******world
beautiful places***

4.

Entire 2008 Indian News through Cartoons

Posted by: "Ashima Goel" jiya422@gmail.com   dewaniaapkii

Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:49 pm (PST)

Entire 2008 Indian News through Cartoons
5.

You know you are an Internet Junkie when...

Posted by: "~*~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:50 pm (PST)



You know you are an Internet Junkie when... 
 

When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
 
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
 
You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.
 
You use Netscape 8, and you check every week whether version 8 was released..
 
You know the difference between Java and Javascript.
 
http://funlok. com/index. php/humor/ you-know- when.html
 
In order to watch CNN you move to www.cnn.com
 
On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.
 
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
 
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
 
You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.
 
You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-).
 
You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
 
Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
 
You wake up at 3 a.m. To go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
 
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