Thursday, December 23, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2792

Messages In This Digest (8 Messages)

1.
TRUE FRIENDSHIP From: ~~***ABB@S***~~
2.
Python Eats Kangaroo !! From: Jimi Gandhi
3.
Izzat ka sawall. From: Dil Jani
4.
S M S ON LOVE From: Salman Khan
5.
Best Sorry S M S From: Salman Khan
6.
Indian Currency Notes - How to check From: રાજેશ
7.
Charlie Chaplin's 3 Heart touching Statements From: SAM
8.
ICC CRICKET WORLD CUP 2011 From: Rahul

Messages

1.

TRUE FRIENDSHIP

Posted by: "~~***ABB@S***~~" azainab_97@yahoo.com   azainab_97

Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:11 am (PST)



TRUE FRIENDSHIP
2.

Python Eats Kangaroo !!

Posted by: "Jimi Gandhi" jake_gandhi@yahoo.in   jake_gandhi

Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:44 am (PST)



Python Eats Kangaroo !!
3.

Izzat ka sawall.

Posted by: "Dil Jani" dil.jani69@yahoo.com   dil.jani69

Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:37 pm (PST)





 
Izzat ka sawall.

Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.

Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.
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dancing and singing chicken.

Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao

Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing "HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…
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best freind.

A good friend is one who tells you to study well…
But a best friend is one who stands outside the examination room and shouts

"Abbe kuch aa raha hai ya aur cheat fekuuuu…"
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what if doctors make film
 

Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
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1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam
2. kaho naa bukhar hai
3. TB no 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam
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Gandhi jiiiiiiiii
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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
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Dil Jan

4.

S M S ON LOVE

Posted by: "Salman Khan" beinghuman_salmankhan@yahoo.com   beinghuman_salmankhan

Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:48 pm (PST)



Best Love SMS - How to Say I Love You With SMS
My Love is True                                       
                                           SMS ON LOVE
"My Love is True"                                                        When lots of pple starts to love,u may get confused whom to love,just tell them I hate u,everyone will get backbut not the person who loves u trulyand thats ME.--------------------------------
"You are Precious"
I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you..!!!!..--------------------------------------
"Don't Wait to Say" 

Don't wait until it's too late to tell
someone how much you love, how much you care.
Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore. 
-------------------------------------
 "All I Wanted"                                                                                             

I Love YouAll I wanted was some one to care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 meAll I ever wanted was some one who'd b true
All I ever wanted was some one like U…------------------------"I Love you" 
D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U. That, why I LOVE YOU.------------------------ "Wana See u Smile"
To b honest wid u, I don't hav d words to make u feel better,
but I do have d arms to give u a hug, ears to listen to whatevr u want to talk about,
and I have a heart,
a heart that's aching to see u smile again…----------------------"I asked the God" 
I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers,
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean,
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever!
--------------------"Everyone was Wrong" 
Everyone says you only fall in love once but that's wrong,everytime I see your smile I fall in love all over again.  Luv You Darling !----------------------- "Don't Lost your Diamond"Never take someone for granted.Hold every person close to your heart because you mightwake up one day and realise that you've lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones.----------------------- "You are always"
You r always on ma mind.... a girl such as u is rare to find.... u wil alwayz be in ma mind wat eva i do & say...., we wil alwayz be together, till eternity..... i wil alwayz love u darling.
I Love You,  Darling                                  ----------------------- "Can't Let you go"
I may not get
to see you
as often as I like.
I may not get
to hold you
in my arms
all through the night.
But deep in my heart
I truly know,
you're the one
that I love, and
I can't let you go.-----------------------"I'm Just afraid" 
I'm afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you.
I'm afraid to open them coz I might see you.
I'm afraid to move my lips coz I might speak of you.
I'm afraid to listen coz I might hear my heart fall for you
love u so much till death......-----------------------"No Compare with You"
There R many Roses,
Some R very Beautiful
Some R very Adorable,
Some R very Attractive But
they R nothing compare to One Rose..........
......That one Rose is none other than YOUUUUUUUUUU........------------------------"The Day i Met You" 
I thought love was just a mirage of the mind,
it's an illusion,
it's fake,
impossible to find.
But the day I met you,
I began to see,
that love is real,
and exists in me.----------------------- "When love happens"
Love is not something that happens on first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every momentI Love you darling.----------------------"When i found you" 
Love is like a cloud.
Love is like a dream.
Love is 1 word and everything in between.
Love is a fairytale come true.
Coz I found Love when I found you.------------------------"Beautyfull then your dream"
Do you know why people say that
you don't feel sleepy when you are in love?
Bcoz for the 1st time you find reality
more beautiful than your dream.
------------------------- "Left everything 4 you"My Heart, My LoveI Was a Smoker!!!
Once I Read: "Smoking Is Injurious To Health"
I QUIT Smoking.
I Used To Drink WINE
I Read: "WINE is Bad For Health"
I Left Drinking.
I LOVE Someone                                                                         
Once I Read: "Love is an illusion"
You Know What I Did?
I Left "Reading"!
----------------------"My heart was missing"
I went 2 c d cardiologist 2day.
ECG showed anomalies in my heart's mode of operation.
The doc said my heart was missing something 4 proper functioning.
I was rushed 2 d theater & surgery was about 2 commence
when i told the doc that surgery cud not solve d problem.
cause my heart was missing u!--------------------------For more  SMS on Love, stay on Best SMS and Best Quotes--------------------------"Glad you are" 
I'm glad you are thoughtful,
I'm glad you are understanding,
I'm glad you are so much fun to be around,
But most of all…
I'm glad you are with me
Love You.--------------------------"The 1st Time" 
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to love u.
but now that i love u i'm scared 2 lose u!----------------------------"I Love you" 
Its difficult to hide now
more difficult to show
I love you more than anything else
how to let you know
may be these words are not enough
but to say in-front of you, is too tough
I love you----------------------------"When i stop thinking"
When I stop thinking about you,
Blessing my heart will cease
and freeze like ice.
you mean much to me
like heaven on earth.
I love you!----------------------------"I found Love"
Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream…
love is 1 word and everything in between…
love is a fairytale come true…
Because I found love when I found You.--------------------------"My Life is" 
Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough
but I won't miss out letting you know
that life is worth living
with someone like you around.
--------------------------"I Love the way"
The way you look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way you say I Love You, it scares me,
The way you know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways you scare me I love it.My Heart for My Love----------------------------
"If love was Crime"If knowing you is wrong,
I'll choose not to be right.
If loving you is a crime,                                                                       
I'll prefer to be called a criminal.
Just to have you to myself.----------------------------
"Fell in Love with You"Accidents do happen.
i slip- i trip- i stumble-
i fall & usually i dont
care at all.but now i dont
know what to do coz
i slipped and fell in love with u….------------------------------
"I Love My Heart"I love the air,
because it touches you.
I love the sun,
because it falls on you.
I love my heart,
because it loves you---------------------------"Need More Now"Before you came in my life,
I just need Food, Water & Oxygen to live.
But now including these,
I also need 2 more things to be alive.
They are YOUR LOVE & CARE!!!---------------------------
"Just Promise Me"I will walk with you
in every step of life
but just promise me
you'll hide your wings
every time we walk together,
coz I don't want the world to know
that my love is an Angel.-------------------------------
"If Love Was"If a kiss was a raindrop I'd send you showers,
If a hug was a second I'd send you hours,
If happiness was sand I'd send you the sea,
If love was a person I'd send you me---------------------------------
"When you are with me"If I get your smile, I don't need flowers.
If I get your voice, I don't need music.
If you speak to me, I don't listen any body else,
If you are with me, I don't need the world.
Love You..!!!!-------------------------------
"It Hurts me Lot"There are times when i cant decide whether to see you or not, 
I want to see you because I miss you but
there are times when I dont want to see you because everytime I do, 
the fact that you dont see me the way
that I see you hurts me even more.!------------------------------
"One Wish"If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.------------------------------
"Love is Blind"No matter how much u had done for me, 
i always nevers see it & im terribly sorry now, 
but can u understand
that its all because love is blind, 
and im blinded by you.-----------------------------
"I Will Try"I will Try to win, even if am Losing.
I will Try to have Hope, even if there is None.
I will Try always to Smile, even if I m Crying.
I will Try to Sing, even if my Voice is dying.Copyright lovelysms.com
I will Try to be Positive , even if I m surrounded in Negatives.
I will Try to reach for the Heaven, even if I m in Hell.
I will Try to Love , even if I have a Broken Heart. Love you always Darling.------------------------------
"You are my love"
A Rose For My Lovewhen u r sad.........i will try ur tears
when u r scared.........i will confort ur fears
when u r worried........i will give u hope                                                               
when u r confused.......i will give u cope
and when u r lost.......and cant see the light
i shall be ur beacon.....shining ever so bright
this is my oath........i pledge tillthe end
why u may ask?........because u r my Love.-------------------------------"I Still Love You"I Admit I Was Never D Perfect One...
I Was Never Always There... ..
I Didnt Make You Smile At Times
But There Is One Thing I Admit I Did..
 I Was The Best Person
I Could Be For You....
N I Still Dont Have You...
I Never Got U....
I Never Had U....
But.... I Still Love U:((( ---------------------------"A Lovable Story"
A Flight Was Flying Through The Clouds.
Suddenly, It Lost The Balance.

...Everyone Started Shouting In Fear.
But A Small Girl Kept Playing With Her Toy....

After An Hour,The Flight Was Landed Safely.
A Man Asked The Small Girl,

"How Could You Play With Your Toy When Everyone Was Afraid?
"The Small Girl Smiled And Said

, "My Dad Is The Pilot. I Knew He Will Land Me Safely!

"LOVE IS TRUST ♥-------------------------------"A cute Story"
A 5 Year Old
Girl Asked....

The Boy Who Sits Next To Her
"WHAT IS LOVE" ...

He Replied ....

..." Love Is When You Steal Chocolates Everyday From My

Bag "N' Yet I Still Keep Them In The
Same Place---------------------------"Am Only Reserve"I'm not
S I N G L E
And
I'm not
T A K E N .
I'm simply on
R E S E R V E
For the O N E
That has my
H E A R T For More Love SMS, Click BestSMSBestQuotes------------------------------"Your Angel"A boy loves a girl                                                          But the girl didn't
mind...
One day the boy got
sick & was about to
...die...
The the girl asks:
"Why r you leaving
Me ... ?"
The boy answered:
"So I can be your angel
& love you forever ..." 

5.

Best Sorry S M S

Posted by: "Salman Khan" beinghuman_salmankhan@yahoo.com   beinghuman_salmankhan

Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:48 pm (PST)



  Best Sorry SMS                                                                                                                               
"I'm not supposed to"
I'm not supposed to love you,
I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there.           
I'm not supposed to wonder where you are
or what you do...
I'm sorry I can't help myself,
I'm in love with you.
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"I ask you to"
If You Ask Me How Many Times
my Heart Has Been Broken,
Then I Ask You To Look Up
At The Sky One Night,
And Count The Stars. 
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"Not this time"
4give You Again ???
For All The Times You Made Me Cry??
For All The Things You Said About Me?
For All The Crap You Started?
For Stabing Me In The Back??
No I Wont 4give You ,
Not This Time 
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"I'm sorry, I can't"
I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near.
I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here.
I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.
---------------------------------------
"Sign of Forgiveness"
Forgiveness is a sign that the
person who has wronged
you means more to you
than the wrong they have dealt. 
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"Forgive Me"
If i have ever done a mistake,
4give me thinking that it was a mistake...
and dont ever 4get me even by a mistake....
--------------------------------------
"Forgive and Forget"
What's done is done
Make room for the new
Forgive and forget
What has been done to you. 
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"1st to say"  
Be the first one to say Sorry 
when the other person seems to be hurt bcoz of U 
& Be the 1st one to forgive 
if a Person says Sorry to U!
------------------------------------- 
"I'm so Sorry"
Sorry for still loving you
Sorry you don't love me
Sorry for ever loving you
Sorry, I'm so sorry 
--------------------------------------                                             
"Apology has 3 parts"
A Good Apology has 3 Parts - 
1) Im Sorry.. 
2) It's my Fault.. 
3) How do I make it right? 
well.. unfortunately, 
A Lot of people usually miss the 3rd part..
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"The word Sorry"
Sorry is not just a word to say...
Its a expression to express for a unfortunate event that experienced..
--------------------------------------- 
"Always Admit yourself"
Saying sorry is the purest cure of all heart aches and heart breaks! 
Admit to yourself that you have done wrong and say sorry. 
It does not only touches the heart but also touches the soul. 
It's the greatest thing to do that will give you the greatest feeling to enjoy.
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"Sorry line for Love"
I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.
--------------------------------------- 
"Please forgive me"
Remember the good times we had spent together,
and the beautiful future we had dreamy of…
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us…
Please let us bridge the gaps… 
----------------------------------------                                                 
"Habit of Forgiving"
We Love ourself even after making so many mistakes,
Then how can we hate others for their small mistakes?
Strange but TRUE!
So make habbit of FORGIVING.
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"Sorry 4 the person"
I feel sorry for the person who can't get genuinely excited about his work. 
Not only will he never be satisfied,
 but he will never achieve anything worthwhile.
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"I'm Sorry if"
If My tomorrow never comes
'I M sorry' for all the Th¡ngs ¡ might have Sa¡d
'I M sorry' for all the Th¡ngs ¡ did Or didn,T Do
'I M sorry' ¡f ¡ ever ¡gnored you
'I M sorry' ¡f ¡ ever made you feel bad Or put you down
'I M sorry' ¡f ¡ ever thought ¡ was bigger Or better than you
'I M sorry' for everything wrong ¡ have ever done
I M Wr¡t¡ng Th¡s becoz ¡f My tomorrow never comes?
If I never get A chance To say sorry then I m sorry.. .. ..       

6.

Indian Currency Notes - How to check

Posted by: "રાજેશ" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:51 pm (PST)




 

7.

Charlie Chaplin's 3 Heart touching Statements

Posted by: "SAM" sam_200391@yahoo.com   sam_200391

Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:04 pm (PST)



Charlie Chaplin's 3 Heart touching Statements
8.

ICC CRICKET WORLD CUP 2011

Posted by: "Rahul" bruntno1@yahoo.com   bruntno1

Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:44 pm (PST)



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