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1.: SWEET KIDS FROM KUSUM From: ganesh

2.: Life explained From: Vinay Garg

3.: Do thappad marne chahiye. From: Dil Jani

4.: (no subject) From: Pankaj

5.: Ek Ladki Hai Pyari See. From: Pradeep Sharma

6.: 6 LADKIYA From: Dil

7.: Brain From: Dil

8.: Christmas bonus ?? For everyone From: Vinay Garg

9.: The Best Gift This Season: From: Vinay Garg

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1.: SWEET KIDS FROM KUSUM

Posted by: "ganesh" ganeshkumble2011@gmail.com ganeshkumble101

Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:23 am (PST)

SWEET KIDS FROM KUSUM

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2.: Life explained

Posted by: "Vinay Garg" shammi.garg22@yahoo.com shammi.garg22

Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:11 pm (PST)

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years... How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

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3.: Do thappad marne chahiye.

Posted by: "Dil Jani" dil.jani69@yahoo.com dil.jani69

Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:20 pm (PST)

Do thappad marne chahiye.

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4.: (no subject)

Posted by: "Pankaj" chauhan.pankaj49@yahoo.com chauhan.pankaj49

Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:25 pm (PST)

heppy X- max day all my frnd..............

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5.: Ek Ladki Hai Pyari See.

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969

Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:07 pm (PST)

Ek Ladki Hai Pyari See.
Jo Tareef Pe Apni Sharmaati Hai.

Rakhti Hai Kuch Khayalat Hamare Liye.
Par Na Jaane Kiss Lihaaz Me Kehne Se Ghabraati Hai.
Hota Hai Kabhi Mann Chanchal Uska
Toh Kabhi Woh Adaa Pe Apni Itraati Hai
Karte Hai Pyar Hum Bhi Usse Bahut.
Par Yeh Wafa Humse Katraati Hai.
Ek Ladki Hai Pyaari See.
Jo Tareef Pe Apni Sharmaati Hai.
Ishq Na Choo Sake Daaman Jiska.
Uski Woh Deewani Bann Jaati Hai.
Karti Hai Zameen Deedar Uska.
Jab Bhi Woh Hawa Ki Tarah Zameen Par Lehraati Hai.
Ek Ladki Hai Pyaari See.
Jo Tareef Pe Apni Sharmaati Hai

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6.: 6 LADKIYA

Posted by: "Dil" dil.jani69@yahoo.com dil.jani69

Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:12 pm (PST)

Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.

Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.

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Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya
hai..

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7.: Brain

Posted by: "Dil" dil.jani69@yahoo.com dil.jani69

Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:18 pm (PST)

Doctor ek patient ke pichhe bhag raha tha… Ek aadmi ne puchha kya
hua?

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Doctor : Are yaar char bar aisa hua hai <#> sala brain ka operation
karwana aata hai aur baal katwake chala jata hai.

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8.: Christmas bonus ?? For everyone

Posted by: "Vinay Garg" shammi.garg22@yahoo.com shammi.garg22

Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:23 pm (PST)

Christmas bonus ??

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9.: The Best Gift This Season:

Posted by: "Vinay Garg" shammi.garg22@yahoo.com shammi.garg22

Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:30 pm (PST)

To a Friend - Loyalty
To an Enemy - Forgiveness
To your Boss - Service
To your Child - A good example
To your Father - Honor
To your Mother - Gratitude and Devotion
To your Spouse - Love and Faithfulness
To Yourself - Respect
To All Men - Charity
To God - Your Life!!

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