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[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3306

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Sun Oct 6, 2013 10:57 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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Etni nafrat ho gai hai usey meri
MOHABBAT
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Suna hy usne apne hont jala daly
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mere "honton"k nishaan mitane k liye.
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Dard Me Koi Mosam Pyra Ni Hota
Dil Ho Pyasa To Pani Se Guzara Ni Hota
Koi Dekhe To Hmri Bbasi
Hm Sabhi K Ho Jatey Hen Koi Hmara Ni Hta.
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Khubsurat Baat:
Achay k sath achay raho laikin bury k
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liay bury mat bano q keh tum pani se
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khon saaf kr saktay ho pr khon se khon nahe.
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Tm Ny Samjha Hi Nahin, Aur Na Samjhna Chaha

A Nadan

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Aaj ke Bat:
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Dair Se Uthoge,
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Zindgi me
"SAADGI"
apnao

Jitni sada tmhari
zndgi ho gi etni
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Sun Oct 6, 2013 11:15 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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In Africa,
A Black Boy To His Black Girl-friend,
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in a Dark Night Near Sea Asked in very Romantic Mood
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Darling..
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RoCkStAr:-
"Tute Huye DilSe Hi Sangeet Nikalta Hai.."

ExAmS:-
"Chhute Huye SyllabusSe Hi Paper Nikalta Hai..
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Aurangjeb shivaji maharaj ko
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q nahi dhund paya?
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simple..! q ki wo mughal tha 'google&#39; nahi..!
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Height of Nonsense: A girl gave a pendrive 2 a boy
&said"isme facebook dal k dena
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" Boy gave her a shitty luk & thn girl said:
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. "kya hua 2gb me nai ayega
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Famous Chinese Poet Said
"Shinguya chi Chongo itima shin Una pingo ching"
Heart Touching na!
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Teacher to GOLU:
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai..!!

GOLU: P.H.D.
Teacher:
kya matlab?

Student:
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Sun Oct 6, 2013 11:19 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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Headlines of the year 2050....!!!

1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22.
2. Golmaal 15 is ready for release.
3. I will play the next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena's 8th wedding.
5. Petrol - Rs 1984/ litre.
6. Shahrukh Khan's daughter becomes heroine
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with Amitabh Bachan in a Love story called"CHINI KHATAM"
7. CID completed 10,00,000 episodes.
8. Nokia launches new phone with features like 20 SIM cards,
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500 GB in built memory, Camera, Music Player, TV,
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Fridge & a washing machine...!
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History always Tells a Story....
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Thats why you must Delete it
Before your PARENTS uses
the Computer!
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Teacher- Galti Hone Pe Maafi Magne
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Wale Ko Kya Kehte Hai
Studnt- Samajhdr
Teacher- Aur Galti Na Hone Pe Bhi Mafi Magne Wale Ko
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Doctor- kese aana hua?
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santa-doctor sahab tabiyat theek
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nahi hai liver me pain ho raha hai
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doctor- sharab peete ho?
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santa-haan par, chota peg hi banana
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Santa Ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha
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Usne Apne Sare Dosto Ko Msg Kiya:
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Agar Tumhe Kabhi Kisi Gadhe Ki
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Zarurat Ho To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena.
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What is self-insult?

An angry boss:
"Tumne kabhi GADHA dekha hai?"
Employee (head bent down) :"No Sir"
Boss : Niche kya dekh rahe ho..Look at ME
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Sun Oct 6, 2013 11:23 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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Santa: Pados Ki Ladki Ko Dekh,
Wo Exam Me First Aayi Hai.

Son:Usko Hi To Dekhta Tha,
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Wats Friendship?
Marne k bad roye woh iss kadar
unki laash se lipatkar, Ki..
laash khud uthkar bole...
" Le tu mar ja saale,
main fir kabhi mar jaunga.."
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Seeing A Cockroach In Ur
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Sandwich Is Not A Problem
But
Seeing Only Half Part Of The
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Cockroach In Ur Sandwich
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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se
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apna kaan khujla rha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
"Bhaisahab,aap start nahi ho rhe to dhakka lagau"
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Negro died & went heaven!
ANGEL-Who r u ?
NEGRO-(2 impres her) I'm HERO of TITANIC.
ANGEL gets confused & asks a
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Santa apni Gf ki zulfon me aisa khoya,
Ke
Behosh ho gaya...
Jab hosh Aaya to Romantic ho kar pucha
Jaan.!
Nahati kyun nahi ho..?
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