Wednesday, October 23, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3311

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Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:15 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/

If Pepsodent toothpaste kills 99.9% of germs,
what does Pepsodent Sensitive do ?;) . . . It kills 99.9% of germs, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
without hurting their feelings! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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English Class Kid:"
Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta,
I slept with dad last night

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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hongi


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Classical Insult.. . . Ek Ladka Scooty par ja raha tha.. Scooty ka tyre Bhains k gobar k beech meinse guzer gya.., . . Qareeb kuch ladkiya khadi thi.. Unho ney taliyan baja k kaha:" Happy Birthdayto U..." . Ladka ruka or bola:" Wish karney se kaam nahi chaley ga...." . . "Cake to khana hi padega.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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ONE OF THE CUTEST MEMORY OF SCHOOL DAYS, . WE:MAY I GO TO DRINK WATER? MAM:YES... . FRNDS:OYE MERI BHI BOTTLE LE JA. MERI BHI BOTTLE LE JA. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Maruti 800 ki nilami ho rhi thi. Boli lagi ...... 15 lakh 20 lakh 40 lakh Husband: Is khataare Gadi me aisa kya hai? Seller: Iske 23 accident hue hai, har bar sirf biwi mari hai. Husband: iski maa ka.......80 lakh http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khoon se love-letter likh kar diya, aur kaha- mujhe iska jawab jarur dena . Ladki - Tumhara blood groupB+ hai & http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
calcium ki kami hai. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:33 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/

Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola:
'Naam bol......?
Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir.
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Police: Naam Bol .
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Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol :@
Ladka:"Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami" Police (book band karke): "chal nikal beta! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Bhikhari propose to a Girl....

DO YOU LOVE ME?

Girl- Shakal dekhi he apni, isse
acha to me suicide kerlu ...
Bhikhari- Kambaqt mar jaegi per
kisi garib k kam nahi ayegi...


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BULLET wala ACTIVA wali se:- kabhi bullet chalai hai?? Girl tez krke aage nikal gai. Boy barabar me aakr... Kabhi bullet chalai hai?? . . . Girl slow ho gayi. Aage jakar boy ka accident ho gaya. Girl:- Or chala le bullet.. Boy:- Bandariya yahi to puch raha tha http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
chalai hai toh bata de break kaise lagte hai... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wifes Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... "Which Trip ?" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Air Hostess: Kya lenge? Ismail Bhai: Chiken tikka, boti kabab, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
biryani, fish fry, kheer, ice cream and pan Air hostess - Sir aap plane mein aye http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
hai aap k abba k reception me nahi.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Teacher: What is half of 8?? Rajnikant: 4 . . . . Engineer: Depend karta hai..... horizontally aadha karo to'0' Aur vertically kaato toh'3'. Rajnikant shocked…… Engineer rocked. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
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Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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