Tuesday, October 8, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3307

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Mon Oct 7, 2013 12:24 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

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Behind every successful man,
there is a WOMAN...
If u need more success...
Increase the number of women.
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Meri 1 bat hamesha yad rakhna..
zindgi me kuch mile na mile 1cheez
hamesha haq se mang lena

Panipuri khane k bad sukhi puri.
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Boy : Maa hum saare patakhe is dukaan se lenge
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Maa : beta , ye Patakhe kaa shop nai hai ,
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Girls Hostel hai :@
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Boy : par Papa to kehte hai yaha
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ek se badkar ek Patakha hai
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After Koffee with Karan
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one Marathi channel has now approached
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Soha Ali Khan to host a show called
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Pehly jab koi akela betha hasta tha to
log kehty thy is pr saya hai.
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Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty hain

Mujhe b send kr yaar...!
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A boy went to buy a talking parrot !
Boy := Main kaisa lagta hoon ?
Parrot := kamine lagte ho ! Boy:= Ye parrot badtameez hai !
Shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani me duboya or pucha..
Phir gali dega?
Parrot:= Nahi
Boy Parrot se:= agr mere sath ghr
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me ladki aye to tum kya sochoge ?
Parrot:= Biwi hogi
Boy:= Agr do ladkiya aye to ?
Parrot:= Biwi or sali
Boy:= Agr 3 aye to ?
Parrot:= Biwi, sali or dost Boy:= Agr 4 aaye to ?
Parrot(apne mailk se):= pani Le aao bhai..
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Mene to pehle hi bola tha kamina hai ye !!
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Mon Oct 7, 2013 12:24 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

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*Arz Karta Hun*
Baadal Garza Shor Ke Sath,
Barish Hui Zor Ke Sath,
Zara Dhyan Rakhna Apni GirlFrnd Ka,
Bhag Na Jaye Kisi Or Ke Sath..
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Q. In the year1970-
Engineer sahib kaa ghar konsa hai?
Answer:- Wo jo bada bangla hai, wahin
rehte hain!
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Q:In the year 2012- Excuse me, Yahan
engineer kaa ghar konsa hai? A:-
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.Abe, kisi bhi ghar me ghus jaa.Ekk naa
ekk to hoga
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FrienD REquest accept karneke baad first
time chating...
Boy(politely): Hi
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Girl(showing atitude): Do I know you?
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. Boy(in cool tone): Nahi re pagli. Teri itni
aukaat kaha.
morAL:-HAR LADKA.INNOCENT NAHI HOTA
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LAdkiyo ki 1 Smile Ldko ko Confuse
kardeti
He
Sala Pure Din Tak Samajh Hi Nahi Aata k
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"HAS K DEKH RAHI THI"
Ya
"DEKH KAR HAS RAHI THI.."!
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Girl: Jaanu, Mujhe kisi mehnghi
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jagah pe ghumane le chalo na.
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Boy:Chalo,taiyaar ho jana.
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Pehle Petrol pump fir gas agency,
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baad me sabji mandi chalenge
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Girlfriend : Plz Don't Drive very fast,
Accidents Bahut Ho Rahe Hain Aajkal..!!
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Boy : Thanks Baby, You're So Caring..!!
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. Friend : Plz Don't Drive fast, Accidents
Bahut Ho Rahe Hain Aajkal..!!
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Boy : Chal bey Baap ko mat sikha
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