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[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3308

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Digest #3308

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Tue Oct 8, 2013 12:08 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>

Funny tendency of we Indians..
.
Koi bhi cheez saaf karni ho,

They always say,
.
''ek ganda kapda dena''.....
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Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ke
Gale me bahein dali aur poocha..!
.
Kaise Lag rahin hu ji?
.
Pati : Jaise Bhagwan Shankar
ke gale me naag lipte ho..
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My Wi-Fi Suddenly Stop Working..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Then I Realized that my Neighbors
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
haven't paid the bill..
How irresponsible they r..!
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[hindi jokes] <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
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Classic xample of studnts of
different standards:
1st and 2nd standard students -
Hey! I studied everything for
xam! .
3rd and 4th std- Hey! Dat
Question was very hard, so I left only dat qstn! .
5th n 6th std- Hey! I read only important qstns! .
7th n 8th std- I think 4 chapters r enough 2 pass! .
9th n 10th std- Kal xam kaunsa hai yaar.? . N in college-
.
.
Kamino!! Bata toh dete aaj paper hai,
mere paas toh pen bhi
nahi hai.. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Girl: Mein tmhare liye aag pe chal
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
sakti hu angaro se naha sakti hu.
Boy: Kya tum mujhe abhi milne aa sakti ho.
Girl: Pagal hai kya dhoop dekhi hai kitni tez hai.
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [hindi jokes]
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Is your life boring?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Type "I Love" <space> your lover's name.
And send it to your Dad.
.
.
.
hungama mach jayega...par maza ayega.
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[hindi jokes] <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/>

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Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Prishi Pari Ke Funny
SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>

Funny tendency of we Indians..
.
Koi bhi cheez saaf karni ho,

They always say,
.
''ek ganda kapda dena''.....
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>



Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ke
Gale me bahein dali aur poocha..!
.
Kaise Lag rahin hu ji?
.
Pati : Jaise Bhagwan Shankar
ke gale me naag lipte ho..
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

[hindi jokes] <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

My Wi-Fi Suddenly Stop Working..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Then I Realized that my Neighbors
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
haven't paid the bill..
How irresponsible they r..!
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Classic xample of studnts of
different standards:
1st and 2nd standard students -
Hey! I studied everything for
xam! .
3rd and 4th std- Hey! Dat
Question was very hard, so I left only dat qstn! .
5th n 6th std- Hey! I read only important qstns! .
7th n 8th std- I think 4 chapters r enough 2 pass! .
9th n 10th std- Kal xam kaunsa hai yaar.? . N in college-
.
.
Kamino!! Bata toh dete aaj paper hai,
mere paas toh pen bhi
nahi hai.. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [hindi jokes]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

Girl: Mein tmhare liye aag pe chal
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
sakti hu angaro se naha sakti hu.
Boy: Kya tum mujhe abhi milne aa sakti ho.
Girl: Pagal hai kya dhoop dekhi hai kitni tez hai.
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [hindi jokes]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>


Is your life boring?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Type "I Love" <space> your lover's name.
And send it to your Dad.
.
.
.
hungama mach jayega...par maza ayega.
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

[hindi jokes] <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/>

Join My
Facebook Account
prishi.pari.1@yahoo.com <http://www.facebook.com/prishi.pari.1>

Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

Tue Oct 8, 2013 12:08 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/

Why Indian Grls r Not Gud In Sports
Coz
Only 10% r Playing Hockey, Chess
& 90% r Busy With BF
Jaanu Ye
Jaanu Wo
Jaan Le Lo Jaanu Ki. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Girl: Wat u think about our luv?
.
boy:Try to count the stars in the sky.
.
Grl: wow..It's infinite?
.
boy: No darling! It's waste of time..


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BIMARI in bollywood style:- . 1. Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuwaa chale= FEVER . 2. Tarap tarap k is dil se Aah nikalti rahi= HEARTATTACK. . 3. Biri jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma bari aag hai= ACIDITY . 4.tujhme rab dikhta hai yara main http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
kya karun= MOTIYABIND. . 5.tujhe yad na meri ayi kisi se http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
ab kya kehna= MEMORY LOSS. . 6. Mann dole mera tann dole= MIRGI & THE Best one, . ... 7.juda hoke B, tu mujhme http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
kahin baaki hai= LOOSE MOTION http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Santa: Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai.. Banta: Soja soja makan girega to http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Makan malik ka girega http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Apne baap ka kya jata ha http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Use barish achi lagti h Or mujhe barish me wo Mujhe wo achhi lagti h, pr use koi or Isliye bhaad me jaye BAARISH Or bhaad me jaye wo http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Dadaji-Beta Zara Mere Daant Lana Pota-Lekin Abhi Roti To Paki Nahi Hai..! Dadaji-Abe, Roti Ko Mar Goli Samne http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Wali Budiya Smile De Rahi Hai http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/

Join My
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Hamare group ke messages.
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Tue Oct 8, 2013 12:09 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/

BF on msg- Hey Sweet heart Kya kar Rahi
ho.........?
.
.
GF- meri Tabiyat Kharab hai
Jaanu Sone Jaa Rahi Hu aur Tum............ ...?? .
.
Bf- Mai Cinema Hall me Tere Piche
popcorn kha raha hu. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Santa rat ko smoking krna chta tha. Pr use khi pe
bhi machis nhi mili...
.
Bechara nirash ho kar mombati ko bhuja kr so
gya.


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Once upon a time, every man wanted his wife to look like Aishwarya! Now, Aishwarya has started looking like every man's wife! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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1 Ladke Ki GF Ne Use Khat Likha "Meri Life Me Naya Ladka Aa Gaya Hai. Tum Se Aacha Hai, Mai Usse Shadi Kar Lungi. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Meri Photo Wapas Bhijwa Do. " Ladke Ne Apne Sare Dosto Ki GF Ki 30 Photo's Jama Ki aur Beech Me Uski http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Photo Rakh K Khat Likha- "Le In Me Se dhundh Lena. Muje Teri Shakal Yad Nai hai.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postman: Ye post ofice hai, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
police station nahi! Man: Oh sorry! sala khushi k mare kaha jaau, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
kuch samajh me nahi aa raha. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Boy : Maine new I-phone liya hai... Girl :Waaaoooowww... . . . . . . . . . . . . Kaun si company ka? Boy : :( MORAL: Governmet College ki Larkiya Set karoge toh yehi Hoga. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/

Join My
Facebook Account
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Tue Oct 8, 2013 12:10 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/

A Teenage Girl was chatting on
FB with a stranger
.
Stranger: hey pretty! Could you give me your mail id?
.
.
Gal: oh yes sure its --> ihaveaboyfriend _ andilovehimalot @getlost.com . . Stranger: and mine is --> iamyourfather_andyouaredead@meetmenow.com http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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If ur Teacher Puts
2x + 5x2 / -8 + 21
0n d Board
&
Tells u 2
Solve d Problem,
Get Up n Erase d Board
Problem Solved!
(Bt at ur own risk)


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CaN u BeaT DiS.?? ? Badal itne kaley kyo hote he.? ? ? ? ? ? ? Kyoki vo dhup me bahut gumte he. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Santa-Sham Ko Ghar Aaya Aur Sochne http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Laga Ki Aaj Kya Khas Karna Tha Sochta Raha, Bahut Socha Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad Aaya http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Ki Aaj Jaldi Sona hai http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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What Is Extreme Height Of HONESTY.? Sitting In An Exam Hall . Opening A Chit Memorising It . Then . . Writing Without Looking To It..! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Wife:U had Lunch? Husband:U had Lunch? W:Am asking U H:Am asking U W:Are U Copying Me? H:Are U Copying Me? Wife:I Love U H:I Had Lunch http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
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Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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