Monday, November 18, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3319

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Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:12 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/

Wrong Number:-Hello, laptop hai?
Aadmi:- Haan hai, Aap kaun....??

Caller:- Laptop chal raha hai......?
Aadmi:- Haan chal raha hai.
Caller:- To phir pakar lo warna bhaag jayega.
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Again call.
Caller:- Laptop hai.....??
Aadmi gusse se:- Nahi hai.

Caller:- Kaha tha na maine
pakar lo bhaag jayega.... bhaag gya na. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Chappal choti ho jaye to
paon me nahi aati.
Wah wah.... ....
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Chappal choti ho jaye
to paon me nahi aati.
Wah wah.... ....
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Girlfriend moti ho jaye.
To bahon me nahi aati


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True story . . Papers Ache ho ya Bure . . . Papers khatam hone ki http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
khushi bahot hoti he http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, "india se usa tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye." Bhagwan bole, "mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo." Aadmi bola, "To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye." Bhagwan bole, "sadak single banana hai ya double." http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Ek Khargosh roj ek ladki k pas jata or kehta.. "GAJAR"hai ?? Ladki inkar kar deti.. . . Ek din Ladki ko bahut gussa aaya or us ne khargosh K daant tod diye.. . . Aur kaha K ab tu "GAJAR" kha K dikha Phir . . . . . . Phir kya ?? . . Agley din khargosh Aaya or bola- GAJAR KA HALWA HAI..?? http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Banta angur bech raha tha !!! Magar bol raha tha.... . . Aalu lelo..... Aalu.... . . . . . . . . . . . . Ek aadmi : banta !! Ye to angur he.... . Banta : oye chup kar !! Warna makhkhiya aa jayegi.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:19 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

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Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka.

Ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.

Student: Sania Mirza ka baccha
na India ka na pakistan ka http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Daadi kapil se : beta mera haath
jal gya jara toothpaste laana. . .
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Kapil: na daadi mere toothpaste me namak h. .. .
Duniya kahegi kapil ne apni daadi
k jale pr namak chidak diya.


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Dear god. . .if u cant give me a GF,, , , , Please , , , Make my ol frnd..SINGLE... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Maa:- Beta Roti khayega.......?? Beta:- nahi Maa:- apple khayega..........?? Beta:- Nahi Maa:- Mango khayega......?? Beta- nahi Maa:- Orrange khayega.....? Beta- nahi Maa:- Bilkul apne papa pe gaya hai , http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
CHAPPAL hi khayeg http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Washing powder Nirma . . Washing powder Nirma . . Doodh si safedi Nirma se aaye . . Rangeen kapra bhi khil khil jaye . . Sab ki pasand Nirma . . Kuch bhi likho, Log padhte zarur hai . . Wo bhi tune k saath . . Shukriya...Shukriya... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Aaj Mere SchooL paRents- teaCHErS MeatinG thI . . . . AAj Papa ke Jawab se Dil Khush ho Gya . . . TeaCher - Apka Beta Padhta Nai hai , Ghar pe Mehnat Karwao . . . . . Dad- Ghar Pe PadheGa to Fb KoN kareGa? ? . . DusRi BAat agar Ye Ghar M Padhta To Ham isko School Kyu Bhejte , Ghar m Na Padhate ? ? . . TeEsRi BAat Agar Ghar M padhega to SchoOL M FB ALLOW hai Kya? http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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