Friday, November 22, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3322

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Digest #3322
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Funny yoga by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101
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Oh my god by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101
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` Funny clippings ` by "pran mitra" liberalpran
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Light Up Your Home by "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005
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This girl can speak in 50 animal voice by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101
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Coin balance by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101
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shayri by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Shyari by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Shayri by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Shayri by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Hum dost lajawab rakhte Thai. by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101
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Fri Nov 22, 2013 5:59 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/

Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola:
'Naam bol......?
Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir.
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Police: Naam Bol .
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Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol :@
Ladka:"Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami" Police (book band karke): "chal nikal beta! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Bhikhari propose to a Girl....

DO YOU LOVE ME?

Girl- Shakal dekhi he apni, isse
acha to me suicide kerlu ...
Bhikhari- Kambaqt mar jaegi per
kisi garib k kam nahi ayegi...


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BULLET wala ACTIVA wali se:- kabhi bullet chalai hai?? Girl tez krke aage nikal gai. Boy barabar me aakr... Kabhi bullet chalai hai?? . . . Girl slow ho gayi. Aage jakar boy ka accident ho gaya. Girl:- Or chala le bullet.. Boy:- Bandariya yahi to puch raha tha http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
chalai hai toh bata de break kaise lagte hai... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wifes Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... "Which Trip ?" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Air Hostess: Kya lenge? Ismail Bhai: Chiken tikka, boti kabab, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
biryani, fish fry, kheer, ice cream and pan Air hostess - Sir aap plane mein aye http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
hai aap k abba k reception me nahi.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khoon se love-letter likh kar diya, aur kaha- mujhe iska jawab jarur dena . Ladki - Tumhara blood groupB+ hai & http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
calcium ki kami hai. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Fri Nov 22, 2013 6:21 am (PST) . Posted by:

"pran mitra" liberalpran

Remember your childhood ? http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes








Playing in teams





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Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:13 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005



 
30 Truly Creative Ways To Light Up Your Home
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Looking for a way to boost your creativity? Why not decorate your house with some unique lights for a start.
Lighting fixtures almost never take center stage in home decor because
we have so many other things to be obsessed with like furniture, carpet, floor panels, mosaic, wall color, smart gadgets, wall decors etc. But as the following examples will show you, a little creativity goes a long way.
Here is a compilation of 30 unique and creative lamps and light fixtures perfect for the living room, bedroom and even your garden. You might even be able to find a new way to DIY
your own home lighting. Which one did you particularly like? Share your
favorites with us at the comments section.
Recommended Reading: 20 Furniture Marvels For The Futuristic Home
ColoredSHAPE Black. We're seeing flat design everywhere, even in bed light designs. (Image Source: Sabrina Fossi)
Solar Mushroom Lamp – Avatar Plant Flowers Night Light. Colorful shrooms! (Image Source: CSL)
Boon Glo Nightlight. This is a great idea for those who need a light for middle-of-the-night bathroom trips. (Image Source: The Glow Company)
EGGLIGHT. There's a egg-citing concept you don't see every day. (Image Source: Igor Pinigin)
Portable Pocket LED Card Light Lamp. Here's one portable lighting source that you can store in your wallet. (Image Source: Sinedya)
Martyr. That lightbulb is out of its mind. Someone stop him. (Image Source: The Play Coalition)
Light Blubs. Dude, I think your lightbulb is sick. (Image Source: Pieke Bergmans)
Pear Light. Someone finally made the link between pear shapes and lightbulb shapes; they are one of the same! (Image Source: Nick Foley)
Liquid Light. Dripping lights to the rescue. (Image Source: Liquid Light)
Ring Lamp. TRON-inspired concept for a ring lamp. (Image Source: Loris Bottello)
Hat Table Lamp. Bowler hats as table lamps, what will they think of next? (Image Source: Jake Phipps)
At Your Command. Position the mannequins any way you want to get the right amount of light where you want it. (Image Source: Daniel Loves Object)
Nixie Tube Thermometer. This is a DIY light slash thermometer that displays Fahrenheit, Celsius, Kelvin (heaven knows why), and humidity. (Image Source: Think Geek)
DIY Clouds Night Light. The House of the Rising Sun, literally. (Image Source: Design Rulz)
Captain America. The cracked wall sticker really adds to the effect, doesn't it? (Image Source: Target)
Spiderman Face. Here's Spiderman trying to get a piece of the action. Still not an Avenger, my friend. (Image Source: Target)
Hulk Hand. Hulk Smash… and light up your room! (Image Source: Target)
Thor Hammer. Try pulling that one out of the wall. (Image Source: Target)
Thor Lightning Energy Hammer. Let Mjolnir light up your room.(Image Source: Think Geek)
Shark Tale. Honey! Who let the shark in the house this time?(Image Source: Mukomelov Studio)
Computer Key Desk Lamps. Also available: Esc, Del and Ctrl buttons. (Image Source: Ali Express)
BANG! Shoot 'em up carries a different meaning here. The gun turns the lights on and off. Just aim and pull the
remote-control trigger. (Image Source: BitPlayInc)
The Question Block Lamp. Are you tempted to knock the bottom of that question box to see what jumps out of it? (Image Source: 8 Bit Lit)
Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light. The classic game is reborn, as desk lamp lights. (Image Source: Paladone Products)
Uncle Milton Moon In My Room. Fancy having the moon in your room? (Image Source: Uncle Milton)
The Lightsaber Wall Sconce. Lukes lightsaber in your room, complete with the iconic humming sound. (Image Source: Hammacher Schlemmer)
Ghostbusters 12″ Neon Sign. Well, this is ironic. (Image Source: Think Geek)
Mini Batman Bat-Signal. For fans of the Dark Knight. (Image Source: Think Geek)
Weekend LEDIY Project: LED Cloud Lanterns. Not loving the others? Make your own. (Image Source: Elemental LED)
Atomium Floor. Alright, who left their asterisks lying out in the garden? (Image Source: Kundalini)

   

Live In Peace & Love.

Deepak Punjabi

Baguio City

Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:16 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Ishq Wahi Hai Jo Ho Ek Tarfa,
>Izhaar-e-Ishq To Khwahish Ban Jaati Hai,
>Hai Agar Ishq To Aankho Me Dekho,
>Zuban Kholne Se Ye Numaish Ban Jaati Hai…

Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:16 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Jami Se Judkaar Asma Ki Baat Karo!
Swapn Nahi Hakekat Se Mulakat Karo!
Toofan Se Darte Hain, Bujdil Yaron!
Museebat Se Mard Ki Tarah Do Do Hath Karo..

Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:16 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Praindon Ko Manzil Milegi Yakeenan,
Ye Faile Huye Unke Paar Boolte Hain,
Wo Log Rahte Hain Khamosh Aksar Jamane Main,
Jinke Hunar Boolte Hain…!!

Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:16 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Kyun Kahte Ho Ki Kuch Behtaar Nahi Hota,
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>Sach To Ye Hai…!!
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>Jaisa Chaho Waisa Nahi Hota.
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>Koi Tumhara Sath Na De To Gum Na Kar….
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>Khud Se Bada Duniya Main Koi Humsafar Nahi Hota…!!

Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:52 am (PST) . Posted by:

"ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101

Hi friend,
Ganesh kumble Ka pranam
Aap kaise ho?
Aap ka pyara dost
Ganesh

Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:05 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Uttam Sonawale" arunsonawale

Wah kya baat hai bahot khub

ganesh kumble <ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com> wrote:

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>Hi friend,
>Ganesh kumble Ka pranam
>Aap kaise ho?
>Aap ka pyara dost
>Ganesh
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Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:44 pm (PST) . Posted by:

ganeshkumble101

DRESSES MADE OF MILK PHOTOGRAPHIC ART BY JAROSLAV WIECZORKIEWICZ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes
DINESH VORA http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes
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Dream Girl: Milk pin ups, created by Jaroslav Wieczorkiewicz, in which dairy produce is used to create the 'dresses&#39; http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes


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The photos are based on the pin ups popular in the 1950's and have a fun flirty feel to them. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes


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Each picture is the result of numerous different shots layered together http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes


'We work with specific light and pretty normal cameras,' Jaroslav explains, 'there is no magic behind it.' The rather messy shoots see a model, clad only in bikini bottoms, having a jug of milk poured over parts of her body by an assistant as Jaroslav captures the movement of the liquid using fast exposure Each photograph takes about 200 frames and the milk is poured onto different areas of the model's body for each one, captured mid-flow by the camera. These individual shots are then amalgamated using Photoshop into a single image, creating the illusion that the girl is wearing a single milk dress. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes
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The individual frames are simply layered - but not altered or 'filled in' in any way http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes


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Jaroslav who also works with other liquids, says there is no magic behind the pictures, just hard work http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes


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With each picture requiring around 200 frames, we can only imagine the amount of mess left after a shoot http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes


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The series of photographs is soon to become a calendar. The individual frames are simply layered in Photoshop and not altered or 'filled in' in any way. 'It's tiring work but worth it, I want to stay true to the process,' Jaroslav tells Mail Online. Originally from Poland, Jaroslav is now based in London and has founded the AurumLight Studio, which specializes in conceptual photography, limited calendars and advertising. His use of unusual effects in his photography has seen him begin to tour the world offering seminars on the techniques he uses to achieve his amazing photographs http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes
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