Thursday, November 21, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3320

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Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:02 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/

Funny tendency of we Indians..
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Koi bhi cheez saaf karni ho,

They always say,
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''ek ganda kapda dena''..... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Meri 1 bat hamesha yad rakhna..
zindgi me kuch mile na mile 1cheez
hamesha haq se mang lena

Panipuri khane k bad sukhi puri.


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Boy : Maa hum saare patakhe is dukaan se lenge
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Maa : beta , ye Patakhe kaa shop nai hai ,
Girls Hostel hai :@
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Boy : par Papa to kehte hai yaha
ek se badkar ek Patakha hai http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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After Koffee with Karan
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one Marathi channel has now approached
Soha Ali Khan to host a show called
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"Poha with Soha" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Pehly jab koi akela betha hasta tha to
log kehty thy is pr saya hai.
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Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty hain

Mujhe b send kr yaar...!

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A boy went to buy a talking parrot !
Boy := Main kaisa lagta hoon ?
Parrot := kamine lagte ho ! Boy:= Ye parrot badtameez hai !
Shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani me duboya or pucha..
Phir gali dega?
Parrot:= Nahi
Boy Parrot se:= agr mere sath ghr
me ladki aye to tum kya sochoge ?
Parrot:= Biwi hogi
Boy:= Agr do ladkiya aye to ?
Parrot:= Biwi or sali
Boy:= Agr 3 aye to ?
Parrot:= Biwi, sali or dost Boy:= Agr 4 aaye to ?
Parrot(apne mailk se):= pani Le aao bhai..
Mene to pehle hi bola tha kamina hai ye !! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Aap ki friend

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Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:05 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

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A girl was reading financial times..
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Headlines: "Microsoft buys Whatsapp
for $8.5
billion."
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Girl – "O Teri!! Kharida Kyoo bewkuf
Download Kar Leta meri tarah.

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1 Hath me Pen
Dusre me Mobile,
1Kan Lecture pur
dusra Gossip pe,
1Eye Board par
Other on Lover,
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Kaun bola Student life is EASY?
Students are Very very BUSy


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Funniest moment When, you are at a wedding reception and the 'Dulhe ki maa ' says, "Beta, khaana khaaye bina mat jaana", and you're like *Khaane ke liye hi toh aaye hai* http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Girl= Janu So Jao Na Dekho Rat Ke 2 Baj Rahy Hain., B0y= Neend Nahi Aa Rahi., Girl= Jan Q Itna Sochty Ho Mere Bary Mein, Itna Pyar Karty Ho Mujh Sey. Main Tumhari Hi To Hoon., B0y= . Oye chal ja apna kam kar Chudail ... Mujhe"PAPER"ki Tension Lagi padhi hai or tujhe apni Ishaq ki http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Chalo me aaj apko thoda gyan de deti hu.. . Zindagi me agr kuch chaho to ese jese wo apke Bap ki thi.. . . Or nhi mile to . . . Konse apke bap ki thi http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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:: Story of all Boys :: Jitni Bar, Flirt Karne Ki Koshish Krte Hai . Utni Baar hi. . . . . . . . . Pyar Ho Jata h, Wo bhi. 'Saccha Waala' http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:05 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

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Teacher : kitne saal k ho ?
Student : register me check kr le.
Teacher : kaha se ho ?
Student : school record me dekh le..
Teacher : sbse jyada pyar kise krteho.. Mom or Dad ?
Student : mere dil se puch le
Teacher : tera dil kaha h??
Student : teri beti se puch le

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GIRL- i cheated
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Boy: So wat, Do you think i love
you?
I was also cheating you for past 2
yrs.
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She shouted and said:.....Kamine I
was talking about examss
is baar to boy ka popat ho gaya


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In '1992' Boy : Im in love with you ! Girl : Im in a Relationship Boy : Ok (Commits Suicide) o_O In '2002' Boy : Im in Love with you :| Girl : Im in a Relationship ! Boy : Okay I will find Another One !:p In '2013' Boy : Im in love with you Girl : Im in a Relationship :s Boy : Okay I will wait for your 'BREAK UP' http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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How To Increase The Battery Life Of Mobile? . . . . . . . . . . . Uninstall Whatsapp And Facebook From Mobile http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?? . . . STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata . . . . Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Only a Man understands another Man...... . . . Customer- I want to buy a Ladies Watch . Shopkeeper- Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ? . . . yaa phir Branded dikhaun...? http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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