Sunday, November 24, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3323

12 New Messages

Digest #3323
1
RAAT SUBAH KA INTEJAR NAHI KARATI by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101
2
ONE OF THE BEST MSG by "Raaj Purohit" maashakti4raaj
3
Dhire dhire dil par kya guzri by "Raaj Purohit" maashakti4raaj
4
Skiing In Cambria by "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005
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Gile kagaj ki tarah hai Jindagi apani by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101
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What's apps message sent by Julie by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101
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What's apps message shared by Milan Uk by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101
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(no subject) by "Jignasha" jignashamodi@ymail.com
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What's app message posted by meremaalik@yahoo.com by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101
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Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:09 am (PST) . Posted by:

"ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101

RAAT SUBAH KA INTEJAR NAHI
KARATI<http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/Hindi_Jokes>

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Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:34 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Raaj Purohit" maashakti4raaj

One of the best
msg. I came across:

"Galtiyo se
juda tu bhi nahi, Mai bhi nahi....
Dono Insan hai .. Khuda tu bhi nahi , Mai bhi nahi...

Tu muje aur mai tuje ilzam dete hai .. MAGAR...

Apne andar jhankta tu bhi nahi, Mai bhi nahi....!!!

GALAT fahmiyo ne kar di do no mai paida...
DOORIYA...

Warna fitrat ka bura Tu bhi nai , Mai bhi nahi...! ! 

*** R@@J
Purohit***

Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:35 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Raaj Purohit" maashakti4raaj

Dhire dhire dil par kya guzri woh anjaan kya jaane,

Pyar kise kehte hai woh naadan kya jaane,

Hawa ke sath udd gaya ghar iss parinde ka, 

kaise bana tha ghosla woh toofan kya jaane....
 
*** R@@J
Purohit***

Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:43 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005

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Forget Courchevel... head to Cumbria! It's downhill to winter in the north of England as skiers take to the (not very steep) slopes http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info Skiers and snowboarders took to the Yad Moss Skip slopes in Garrigill, Cumbria, after snow fell overnight http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info Wintery images show adventurers speeding down the slopes, before battling back up again http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info Met Office says dry but frosty conditions can be expected to continue this weekend through to Tuesday http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info By LIZZIE EDMONDS http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info
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PUBLISHED: 14:06 GMT, 22 November 2013 | UPDATED: 15:18 GMT, 22 November 2013 http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info
Skiers and snowboarders were up early this morning making the most of the snowfall - but they weren't in the French Alps, they were in Cumbria.
Adventurers were seen enjoying the snowy conditions at the Yad Moss Ski slopes near Garrigill, weaving down the slopes, before battling their way back up again. http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info
Others were spotted attempting the odd trick as they snowploughed their way down the rolling English hills. http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info

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Winter weather: Skiers and snowboarders at the Yad Moss Ski slopes near Garrigill, Cumbria, enjoy a patch of overnight snowfall http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info



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Views: Outdoor enthusiasts can be seen firing down the snow-ridden slopes, while in the background the Cumbrian mountains can be seen dusted with frost



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Uphill struggle: A skier walks up the slopes at the Yad Moss Ski slopes - ready to ski back down again http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info


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Making the most of it! Skier Gerard Unthank from Carlisle (right) and Snowboarder Mark Sharpe, 46, from Lancaster (left), walk up the slopes this morning http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info

Visitors to the slope were enjoying a teeth-chattering 3C today. http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info
The slope is run by volunteers and has been open for close to 40 years. According to the slope's website, the area is unsuitable for inexperienced skiers and snowboarders. It is 600m, long with a vertical rise of 120m. The facility's top station is at 725m. http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info
According to the Met Office, two to four days of snow can typically be expected in Cumbria during November. http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info
In December, this often increases to between six and ten days. http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info
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More... http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info MailOnline exclusive: The moment Kate did a Marilyn: Gust of wind that lifted the Duchess̢۪s dress and made her dotty http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info Cheer up... Thought you saw snow? Winter's not really here as Autumn continues its stunning display

Elsewhere, Britons wrapped up warm to enjoy the winter sunshine - with many some heading to the Cambridge University Botanic Garden where the trees are starting to lose their leaves. http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info


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Forget the Alps! Skier Gerard Unthank slaloms down the snow-topped mountain side in the morning sunshine http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info





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That's just showing off! Snowboarder Mark Sharpe, 46, from Lancaster spins in midair



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Helping hand: A driver cleans snow from a plough as he clears a road on the Cumbria and Teesdale border - which saw several inches of snow overnight http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/hindi_jokes/info






Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:59 am (PST) . Posted by:

ganeshkumble101

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Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:45 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/

Hothon ko chhua usne ehsaas
ab tak
hai..
Aankhon me nami aur sason
me aag
ab tak hai.. Waqt guzar gaya par yaad
uski ab tak
hai..
Kya golgappe the yaar! Swad
ab tak
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“Aakhon me noor hai”
“Chehre pe surour hai”
“Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena”
Q . k
Meri shadi abhi bohat dooR hai."


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Girl: HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain? Boy: Long Drive Pr Girl: Wow Pehle Kyun Nai Batya mai tayar tho ho jati joke abhi aur hai . . . Boy: Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai Girl: Kaise Boy: Break Nai Lag Rha http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Sansani.. . . . . . India mein itne Murder nahi huwe jitne CID ne case solve kar diye.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No Teacher: Then there is no God! (few minutes later) BITTOO : Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No BITTOO : Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No BITTOO : Oho ok, So you have no brain... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Boys ka girls se number maangne ka naya tareeka..!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tum "Whatsaap"; Use Kerti ho? http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:58 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/

Banta:- Ye Bata Ki Duniya Me Kitne
Desh Hai..... ??
.
.
.
.
.
Santa:- Kar Di Na Chutiyo Wali Baat...
.
Abe Duniya Me 1 Hi To Desh Hai INDIA,
.
Baaki Sab To Videsh Hai! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Son of Santa :
Papa apko Raste me 100 & 500 ka
Note pada huva mile to aap konsa uthaoge ?
.
Santa : Of course Beta 500 ka ?
.
.
Son : Isi liye log apke uper joke bante hai...
Main hota to Dono utha leta..


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Bf: swthrt, Where are u? Gf (fultoo overacting ): Papa ne apni http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
BMW car bheji hai driver k saath meko http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
club tak drop karne . aur tum kaha ho?? Bf: Bus mai tere piche betha hu aur tu http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
ticket mat lena mane leli hai teri ticket. Gf: (Ekdam silent) http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Boy- I Love u very much ... Mai tumare liye kuchh b kar skta hu... . . Girl - Kya tum mere liye " COMEDY NIGHTS WITH KAPIL" dekhna chhod skte ho .... . . Boy - Ghar jaaa BEHAN tu.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Girl: If we get married, you must stop smoking. Boy: Ok. Girl: Drinking too. Boy: Ok. Girl: Going to night clubs too. Boy: Ok. Girl: and watching Cricket with your friends too. Boy: Ok. !! Girl: What else can you leave? Boy: The idea of marrying you.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Sumona : Sharma ji mera BiRTHDAY GiFT kaha hai? . Bittoo : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR DEKH rahi ho? . Sumona KHUSHi se : WOW. .. .. .. .. .. .. Bittoo : SAME COLOUR ki NAiL- POLiSH tere Liye Laya hoon. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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