Monday, February 23, 2015

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3464

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Digest #3464
Shayaris, Quotes (22.02.15) by "Mahesh Popat"
Shayaris, Jokes, Quotes (22.02.15) by "Mahesh Popat"
The Salted Coffee (22.02.15) by "Mahesh Popat"
Collection-Shayaris, Jokes, Quote (22.02.15) by "Mahesh Popat"


Sun Feb 22, 2015 6:00 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"

इतना तो किसी ने चाहा भी न होगा,
जितना मैंने सिर्फ सोचा है तुम्हें
हादसे से बड़ा हादसा ये हुआ.,
लोग ठहरे नहीं हादसा देखकर……..!!
आँख बंद करके  चलाना खंजर मुझ पे....!!
कही मैं मुस्कुराया  तो तुम पहले मर जाओगे....!!
करोडो में नीलाम होते है, नेता के उतारे हुए सूट ।
कचरे में फेक देते है, शहीदों की वर्दी और बूट ।
बस यही सोचकर छोड़ दी हमने ज़िद मोहब्बत की
अश्क़ तेरे बहे या मेरे ..रोयेगी ..मोहब्बत ही
बेटिया इजाज़त मांगती रहती हे माँ-बाप से..
और बेटे, बेफिक्र आज़ादी से उड़ते रहते हे हर डाल पे...
 एक सपने के - टूटकर चकनाचूरहो जाने के बाद ,
दूसरा सपना देखने के हौसले को 'ज़िंदगी' कहते हैं..........🌹
When u getup in morning u select what to wear.
But u miss selecting what thoughts to wear on mind .
Dresses impress others
thoughts impress u...😊
आज रोटी के पीछे भागता हूँ तो याद आता है मुझे
रोटी खिलाने के लिए माँ मेरे पीछे भागती थी....

Sun Feb 22, 2015 6:08 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"

कुछ तो संभाल कर रखते...
देखो मुझे भी खो दिया तुमने..।।
सोचता हूँ की उन्हें इतना याद ना करूँ..
लेकिन आँख बंद करते ही इरादे बदल जाते हैं..
A drunk Marathi bhau enters a bar orders a drink and yells:
"Hey, you wanna hear a Sardar joke?"
In deep husky voice a man next to him says:
"Before you tell that joke Sir, I think it is fair to inform you that you are drunk for sure, you should know 5 things about this place...
1. Bartender is Sardar,
2. Bouncer is Sardar,
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 260 LB Sardar with a black belt,
4. Man sitting next to me is Sardar and is a professional weightlifter.
5. Man to your right is a Sardar and a professional wrestler. 
Now think about it. 
Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The drunk Marathi bhau thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares:"Nako re Baba. Who's gonna explain the joke 5 times !!"😆😆😆😆
यूँ तो हर बात सहने का हौसला है इस दिल को
तेरा इक नाम ही मुझकों कमज़ोर कर देता है !!
अकेले हम ही शामिल नहीं है इस जुर्म में जनाब...
नजरे जब मिली थी मुस्कुराए तुम भी थे।💞
 Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition. 

Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married.Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called 
"Mother In Law "😂😂😜😜
When you are in love, you make wonders happen.
Once married, you wonder, what happened!😜
Neend To Bachpan Me Ati Thi....Ab To Mobile Ko Rest DeneKe Liye So Jate Hai....😜😜😜😜😁😁😂
An old man took his phone to a Repair shop.
Repairer told : NOTHING IS WRONG with this phone.
Old man with tears in his eyes said : Then why DON'T my children ever call me ?
 Could not stop sharing 🎋मिर्ची का स्वभाव भी पुरुषों की तरह तेज होता हे,,
लेकिन मिर्ची चाहे कितनी ही तेज हो औरतें अचार बना ही लेती है

Sun Feb 22, 2015 7:14 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"

The Salted Coffee
He met her at a party. She was a gorgeous woman, so beautiful and intelligent with many men trying to woo her, and he was just an ordinary guy, nobody paid attention to him.
At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised but being polite, she agreed. They sat in a coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything and she was uncomfortable, raring to leave. 
Suddenly he asked the waiter, "Would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee." Everybody stared at him, so strange! 
His face turned red but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She curiously inquired about the salted coffee?" He replied, "When I was a little boy, I lived near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salted coffee. Now every time I have the salted coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown and my parents.
She was deeply touched and she also spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family.
It was a sweet conversation and also the beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance and was kind hearted. He was a good person and she had almost missed him!
Thanks to his salted coffee! 
The story was just like every beautiful love story, the princess married the prince, and they were living the happy life… And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as she knew that's the way he liked it.
After 40 years, he passed away, left her a note which said, "My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life's lie. This was the only lie I said to you—the salted coffee.
Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt. It was difficult for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the beginning of our communication! 
I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do so, as I had promised not to lie to you for anything…....
Now I'm dying, I am afraid of nothing so I have to tell you the truth, I never like the salted coffee, what a strange bad taste… But I have had salted coffee all my life! 
But since I knew you, I never felt sorry for it. Having you with me was my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, I would still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even if I have to drink the salted coffee again."
There were tears in her eyes.
One day someone asked her, "What's the taste of salted coffee?" She replied, "It's sweet."
Pass this to everyone because love is not to forget but to forgive, not to see but understand, not to hear but to listen, not to let go but to

Sun Feb 22, 2015 7:40 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"

खामोशियों ने महफिल सजाई है...
उदासियों से कह दो मुस्कुराते हुए गुजरे.
It's love....
when you're walking hand in hand, you cross Shoppers Stop with 'Sale upto 80%' banners and she's still holding your hand !!!!😜😜😜
दुनिया में दो ही लोगों को आपकी सच्ची फिक्र होती है।
एक तो मां
दूसरे वो,जो बाइक चलाते वक्त बताते रहते हैं... 
भाई, साइड स्टैंड..!!😂😂😂😂
Wife (asking in a loving tone): "Honey, Will you build 'Taj Mahal' for me."?

Husband: "I have already purchased the land. The delay is from your side only..."😜😝😂
जिस दिन आपने अपनी सोच बड़ी कर ली साहेब,
बड़े बड़े लोग आपके बारे मे सोचना शुरू कर देंगे..!!👍😇
अगर इंसान 
शिक्षा के पहले संस्कार 
व्यापार से पहले व्यवहार 
भगवान से पहलेमाता पिता को पहचान ले तो 
जिन्दगी में कभी कोई कठिनाई नहीं आयेगी....💐
इन्सान तो हर घर में पैदा होते हैं....!!
बस इंसानियत कहीं-कहीं जन्म लेती है....!!! 🌹🙏 

जुबाँ न भी बोले तो ,मुश्किल नहीं…
फिक्र तब होती है जब,खामोशी भी बोलना छोड़ दें…।
रिश्ते पैसो के मोहताज़ नहीं होते lक्योकि कुछ रिश्ते मुनाफा नहीं देते ,,पर अमीर जरूर बना देते है …ll
Daughters never leave their home;
They just leave to make another one.
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