2a.: INTERESTING YET FUNNY

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3.: Daily Horoscopes September 16, 2007

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Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:38 am (PST)

Daily Horoscopes September 16, 2007

ARIES (March 21 - April 19): You may not have a practical or structured
plan of what your next move or indeed moves should be. When you look ahead
you still feel unclear about what you want or indeed how to reach your goals
Maybe it is a time to drift a little. When in doubt, as the old saying goes
do nothing at all. In your spare moments it will make sense to think or
even write on your own about matters which interest you. Taking up new
studies may be hard work but the fort will be rewarded.

TAURUS (April 20 - May 20): Regard obstacles and delays at work as good
learning lessons now. They will bring you a deeper understanding of what you
want from life. Neptune around can make you feel undermined temporarily but
it will also open your mind to creative new possibilities. Gradually you
begin to adjust your hopes and see that there are other things than success.
You can still be wonderful without being first. Being thrifty when it comes
to money and possessions may feel like bore. But you know you want to save
for a rainy day.

GEMINI (May 21 - June 20): You may lean towards rather strange beliefs
about the world at the moment. But do be wary of idealising teachers or
gurus since no one will match up to your hopes of perfection. You will end
up feeling let down if you invest too much hope in someone else having all
the right answers. Just rely on your own self-discipline and patience to see
you through. Beware a slight tendency to look at life from the most negative
point of view. Be persevering and do no tryo take short cuts.

CANCER (June 21 - July 22): You may find yourself feeling let down where
joint finances and intimate emotional relationships are concerned. Maybe you
need to be more discriminating, since you can with the influences around now
you can attract yourself to not very reliable partners. Don't let yourself
feel lonely or isolated. Maybe you do sense a lack of support. But there are
changes ongoing within you which will need time to come to the surface. Just
keep pruning out what you reckon iinessential. You are clearing the decks of
whatever you do not need for the future.

LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22): In order to make one important decision, you have
to arrive at the correct standpoint yourself. This may mean delaying until
you have pondered on various different possibilities. It's important to
remember that if you try to be all things to all people it will not work.
Nothing will distract you from the essentials at the moment. Life may not be
passionate or very exciting for a while but you will accomplish a modest
amount. You can especially look forward to copi admirably with practical
situations.

VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22): Where your health is concerned, you are
becoming much more interested in different ways of staying healthy. If your
energy is low you will be exploring subtle ways of improving your physical
stamina. Just try to avoid getting caught up in any weird and way out ideas,
odd diets or other remedies which have not been solidly checked. You do need
to keep fit since you recognise there will be no short cut to achievement at
work. There is a real chance that your retation will be solidly established
now.

LIBRA (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22): You like to think of yourself as moral and
just, with above average integrity. You have become a bit of a thinker and
expert recently, but can sometimes sound slightly self-righteous as if you
had all the answers. Keep asking the questions and remember the more you
know, the more you realize how little you know. Where romance is concerned,
you are looking for that wonderful love. But you may be a touch perplexed as
lovers turn out to be weaker than you imagine. Be realistic.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): You will not find it easy to bring emotional
differences into the open but it is important that you try. Be as honest as
you possibly can be. Try to make loved ones be straightforward as well.
Where cash is concerned this is no time to raise loans or go into debt.
Credit will not be easily given or you could get to resent the obligation of
paying it back. It is only a temporary phase but one where you are very much
thrown back on your own resources.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): This may be a difficult time to keep
secrets since they seem to slide out into the open at quite the wrong moment
unexpectedly. Nor is it the right time to be absolutely blunt or
confrontational. Try to lay your cards on the table firmly but tactfully.
Certain close partners may have become more critical and be demanding more
of your time and energy. You are certainly being made aware of your
commitments. But success should be coming also for your st efforts at work.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): You know the best way to get more attention
is to run around being of service at work or out in the community. Give
people what they need and they'll appreciate you thoroughly. But you also
need to give yourself more time to find yourself. So divide yourself between
quiet moments with your feet up and busy patches where you rush around being
helpful. You will pride yourself on getting along on less. It's the
nitty-gritty essentials that are important tyou now.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): You may have trouble coming to a deeper self
knowledge about yourself but it is absolutely crucial that you do. Every
person you meet seems to give you different feedback, or bring out a
different strand of your personality. So you may become more muddled as you
try to put all the pieces of the jigsaw puzzle together. With cash, this is
definitely not a time to speculate wildly or gamble. You will need to draw
back from some of your wilder impulses.

PISCES (Feb. 19 - March 20): Watch for a tendency to become too escapist, looking for ways out of the boring, practical details of your everyday world. This will not be helpful. You know there are more things of value than what you can see, touch or feel, but you need to stay connected to reality all the same. You do have moments of feeling that it is quite a struggle to establish a warm, happy, secure home life for yourself. Just know that hard work always pays off here. You will get at you want if you persevere.

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4.: City of toothpicks

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Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:41 am (PST)

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5.: Must have been Dopey (FUNNY)

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net whitewolf6887

Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:45 am (PST)

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He said, "I'm not happy"...

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6a.: You can vote this mail or any mail as a best mail of the week.

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7a.: A Guy Asked His GirlFriend…........................

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Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:57 am (PST)

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8.: Kuch nahi milta

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9.: 3D Desktop Images 4 Your Desktop !!!

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10a.: My Office Timetable

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12.: sachin kumar agrawal

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Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:25 am (PST)

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13.: Beautiful - Love Cards

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Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:27 am (PST)

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14.: BRAZIL WATERFALL

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15.: HR Processes (IT Joke)

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Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:31 am (PST)

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"Welcome to Heaven ," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it
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do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let
you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever
one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said
the woman

"Sorry, we have rules..."

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The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd
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So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down
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When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a
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The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

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16.: Legend Of Dragons

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powerful reptiles with magical powers. Dragons occur in many legends around
the world, different cultures have different stories about dragon-like
creatures.

When most people say "dragon" they most likely think of the Western dragon.
Western dragons are usually portrayed as evil, mean, and bloodthirsty. They
were also known to have huge hoards of gold and jewels hidden in their lair.
They usually are portrayed as breathing fire. They can be any color, or many
colors, depending on the breed of the dragon.

In Eastern Asia, especially in China, dragons are known as Lung. There are
four main kinds of Lung: Tien-lung - The Celestial Dragon - protects the
places of the Gods, Shen-Lung - The Spiritual Dragon - controls the wind and
the rain, Ti-Lung - The Earth Dragon which control rivers, and water on the
Earth, and Fut's-Lung - The Underworld Dragon which guards precious metals
and gems. Eastern dragons are portrayed as good, kind, and intelligent.
Also they have the most recorded history in the world, especially in China
going back thousands of years.

Besides Western and Eastern Dragons, often mentioned dragon-like creatures
are Hydras. These are dragons which have multiple necks and heads. In Greek
mythology Hercules fought a Hydra with 8 heads. Every time he managed to
slash one head off with sword, two would come in its place. He finally
figured out by burning the stump with a torch, it could not grow another
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17.: Mix 2

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18.: Something worth passing on to my Friends!

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net whitewolf6887

Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:37 am (PST)

Psalm 55:22 --- you really need to read this.

"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

This was written by a Metro Denver Hospice Physician:

I was driving home from a meeting this evening about 5, stuck in traffic on
Colorado Blvd., and the car started to choke and splutter and die - I
Barely managed to coast, cursing, into a gas station, glad only that I
Would not be blocking traffic and would have a somewhat warm spot to wait
For the tow truck. It wouldn't eve n turn over. Before I could make the
Call, I saw a woman walking out of the "quickie mart " building, and it
Looked like she slipped on some ice and fell into a Gas pump, so I got out
To see if she was okay

When I got there, it looked more like she had been overcome by sobs than
That she had fallen; she was a young woman who looked really haggard with
Dark circles under her eyes. She dropped something as I helped her up, and
I picked it up to give it to her. It was a nickel.

At that moment, everything came into focus for me: the crying woman, the
Ancient Suburban crammed full of stuff with 3 kids in the back (1 in a car
Seat), and the gas pump reading $4.95.

I asked her if she was okay and if she needed help, and she just kept
Saying " don't want my kids to see me crying," so we stood on the other
Side of the pump from her car. She said she was driving to California and
That things were very hard for her right now. So I asked, "And you were
Praying?" That made her back a away from me a little, but I assured her I
Was not a crazy person and said, "He heard you, and He sent me."

I took out my card and swiped it through the card reader on the pump so she
Could fill up her car completely, and while it was fuelling, walked to the
Next door McDonald's and bought 2 big bags of food, some gift certificates
For more, and a big cup of coffee. She gave the food to the kids in the

Car, who attacked it like wolves, and we stood by the pump eating fries and
Talking a little.

She told me her name, and that she lived in Kansas City Her boyfriend left
2 months ago and she had not been able to make ends meet. She knew she
Wouldn't have money to pay rent Jan 1, and finally in desperation had
Finally called her parents, with whom she had not spoken in about 5 years.
They lived in California and said she could come live with them and try to
Get on her feet there.

So she packed up everything she owned in the car. She told the kids they
Were going to California for Christ mas, but not that they were going to
Live there.

I gave her my gloves, a little hug and said a quick prayer with her for
Safety on the road. As I was walking over to my car, she said, "So, are you
Like an angel or something?"

This definitely made me cry. I said, "Sweetie, at this time of year angels
Are really busy, so sometimes God uses regular people."

It was so incredible to be a part of someone else's miracle. And of course,
You guessed it, when I got in my car it started right away and got me home
With no problem. I'll put it in the shop tomorrow to check, but I suspect
The mechanic won't find anything wrong.

Sometimes the angels fly close enough to you that you can hear the fl utter
Of their wings...

Psalms 55:22 "Cast thy burden upon the Lord, and He shall sustain thee. He
Shall never suffer the righteous to be moved."

My instructions were to pick four people that I wanted God to bless,
Especially for the months in 2007 , and I picked you.

Please pass this to four people you want to be blessed and a copy back to me

Here is the prayer:
"Father, I ask You to bless my children, grandchildren, friends, relatives
And email buddies reading this right now. Show them a new revelation of
Your love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask You to minister to their spirit
This very moment. Where there is pain, give them Your peace and mercy.
Where there is self doubt, release a renewed confidence through Your grace,
In Jesus' precious name. Amen."

I know I picked more than four -- you can, too.
When Satan is knocking at your door, simply say, "Jesus, could You please
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19.: Mix 1

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Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:41 am (PST)

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20.: (Strange) Watch Collections!!!!!...sRe...

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21.: Decadencies 2

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22.: Interesting Images Mix

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23.: Fasting in Islam: A definition of fasting (Sawm) in Ramadan...

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Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:54 am (PST)

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Fasting is an ancient and universal practice. The Romans, the Babylonians,
the Cynic, Stoic, Pythagorean and Neo-Platonist philosophers commended
fasting. The followers of Hinduism, Jainism, Confucianism, and
Zoroastrianism practice it.

The Jews observe an annual fasting on the day of atonement in commemoration
of the descent of Moses from Sinai after spending forty days of fasting in
order to be able to receive revelation.

Jesus observed fasting for forty days in the desert and commanded his
followers to fast. In brief, the practice of fasting has been common in one
form or the other in all human societies.

Before the advent of Islam, fasting was resorted to by way of repentance or
penance, or as a mark of mourning, or to celebrate some particular occasion,
or to ward off an apprehended danger, or to control a prevailing epidemic,
or to gratify and please a deity or to put pressure to achieve a certain
desire end.

The form of fasting also differed. For example, Jews ate only once in
twenty-four hours. Among Hindus, the restriction applies only to cereals
whereas eating of fruits or taking of liquids during fasting is not
prohibited. In fact, in ancient faiths and creeds, the objects of fasting
were very limited, the intention generally being self-mortification,
asceticism, or the satisfaction of some of some superstitious urge.

[image: Fasting] <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hum-our-tum/>Originally, in
Arabic the word 'as-Sawm' (Sawm) meant 'al-Imsak', that is, to abstain
totally from any act including eating, drinking, walking, speaking, etc.
Thus, the Arabs used to refer to a horse refusing to run or to be fed, as
'Saum', that is, fasting. As is clear, the word 'Sawm' is ancient and was
used in a different context by the Arabs before Islam. Then, however it did
not have the specific meaning given to it by Islam as a term denoting a
certain religious obligation. As an Islamic term, it means to refrain
intentionally from what breaks fasting.

To a Muslim, Ramadan fasting is not just refraining from eating and drinking
but carries the added significance of worship, psychological comfort,
morality and legislation. It is neither the irrational motionless 'Imsak' of
pre-Islamic Arabs nor the mere abstaining from eating and drinking, but is,
in fact, the building of one's character, control over desires, and an
inspiration towards social and scientific creativity.

God has commanded this sanctified duty and enjoined it on the Muslims, as He
had enjoined it on the believing nations before. He assigned the blessed
month, the month of Ramadan, for every adult and healthy Muslim as a period
of fasting. This sacred ordinance was prescribed by God, for all believers
and revealed in the preceding month of Shaaban , nearly a year and a half
after the Hijra (the Prophet's auspicious migration from Mecca to Madina [in
622 AD] which marks the start of the Islamic calendar).

Gradually, God revealed numerous other verses about the month of Ramadan and
the rules of fasting. In light of these divine injunctions, the Prophet (
S.A.W.) expounded the merits of fasting, its significance, regulations,
effects, benefits and great reward. Hence, fasting is one of the pillars of
Islam and a religious duty for all those who believe in monotheism, and
consequently, whoever denies it is an unbeliever

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It is an apparent sign of obedience, submission and servitude to God, the
Exalted. By fasting, a Muslim expresses his submission to Allah's command,
his response to His will, and control over his own desires and wishes at the
God's behest.

In the holy month of Ramadan, a Muslim's abstaining from food, drink, sexual
intercourse, etc., during the prescribed hours is the very manifestation of
obedience to the Creator's will. This self-deprivation represents a state of
self-control and of overcoming carnal pleasure, desire, and enjoyment, for
the blissful love of God, His proximity, and the eagerness to desires. It is
a triumph of pristine love over one's pleasures for the eternal ones
promised by God, the Almighty. This response to the Divine commandments
represents and incarnates true servitude and is a brilliant display of
spirit, intellect and decisive willpower.

By fasting, a person keeps himself from the pleasures of life, with no
preventive or hindering factor, except that of obeying God and showing
genuine devotion to His commands. Traditions (ahadith) succinctly explain
this fact: "A fasting person is in a state of worship, even when (asleep) in
bed, except when he backbites another Muslim." (Al-Kafi, al- Kulayni, "The
Book of Fasting" 3rd Edition, vol.4, p.190) "...

Every breath you take is (has the reward of) Tasbih (praise to Allah) and
your sleep is worship..." (Uyun al-Akhbar al-Rida - the Prophet's sermon).

In a moving speech, the Prophet of Allah described the believing soul that
fasts for love of Allah out of truthfulness and sincerity, and thus the
whole day becomes an alter of worship, and each and every activity of the
fasting body, provided it abstains from loathsome acts, is nothing but
worship embodied.

A fasting person is in a state of worship, even when (asleep) in bed, except
when he backbites another Muslim. - The Prophet of Islam

The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) described the sleep of a fasting Muslim, even the
very breathing, as acts of worship, because they emanate from a body
regarded as being in a state of continual worship through abstaining from
tasting delicious and lawful things, solely out of obedience to the Creator.
He Himself extols fasting and attributes as a special blessing for mankind
as is clear from a 'Hadith-e-Qudsi': The Holy Prophet ( S.A.W.) said: "God,
the Exalted says: 'Fasting is (exclusively) for Me and I will reward it."
Ali ibn Musa al-Rida (A.S.), the Eighth Imam quoted his ancestor the Holy
Prophet (S.A.W.) on the chain of authority of his noble forefathers: "O
people, any body who in this month (Ramadan) cultivates good manners, will
walk over the 'Sira' (Paradise's bridge) on the Day when feet will tend to
slip...." ('Uyun al€ ¦Akhbar, al-Rida - Prophet's sermon).

The practices of Islamic fasting are designed to divert human mind towards
righteousness through a process of self-denials. Fasting constitutes a
process of self-purification, self-righteousness, and spiritual development
of one self.

Fasting in Islam is not prescribed to cause undue hardship. The Divine
principle, as specified in the Holy Quran: (On no soul does God place a
burden greater than it can bear...) (2:286).

Accordingly, although there can be no laxity in so far as the obligation of
fasting is concerned, there are facilities provided for one who may be sick
or on a journey. The Holy Quran says: (...But if any one is ill, or on a
journey, the prescribed period (of fasting should be made up) by days later.
God intends every facility for you; He does not want to put you to
difficulties ...) (2:185).

When we observe Fasting, here is something that happens:

1. I feel hungry -> My mind says "I am Fasting" suddenly I REMEMBER MY
LORD because I am Fasting for Him!
2. I feel thirsty -> My mind says "I am Fasting" suddenly I REMEMBER
MY LORD.
3. I think something NEGATIVE my mind says "I am Fasting" suddenly I
REMEMBER MY LORD because I am Fasting for Him!
4. Fasting helps us to become 'Conscious of God', He is watching us!
Beware!

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Learning and teaching, reading and memorizing, planning and acting on the
contents, there are numerous traditions in the Sunni and Shiite sources that
its studying can display and manifest the importance and greatness of the
Heavenly book.

These traditions have been compiled in the books of traditions under the
headings of "books of traditions", the "book of the excellence of Quran",
and the "book of the Merits of Quran".

The commentators of the Holy Quran especially the commentators living in the
beginning of Islam have narrated these traditions in their books. In
addition to the above, some of the earlier scholars have made efforts to
write books under the heading of "the book of the Fazl-ul-Quran or the book
of Navader-ul-Quran."

Ofcourse, some of these writings could not be transferred to the other
periods. But, in the periods of recent scholars, the late Allama Majlisi has
allocated a part of the nineteenth volume of his book "Behar-ul-Anwar" to
the Book of Quran.

This part has been printed in the volumes 89 and 90. Besides, this point
that this part of the book of Behar-ul-Anwar, like the other parts of this
magnificent treasure, not only includes numerous writings of scholars of the
earlier centuries, but implicitly it contains many traditions from the Holy
Prophet (S.A.W.) and the Holy Imams (A.S.). It is a very useful reference.

Lastly, in the selection of the traditions of these writings, great emphasis
has been laid on selecting the short Quranic traditions. In some cases, a
part of the tradition has been mentioned from summary viewpoint.

We have refrained from mentioning the reference of the tradition so that it
will be easier to read or memorize them. But, those interested for finding
the references of every tradition can refer to their sources.

01 - The superiority and excellence of the Holy
Quran:<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hum-our-tum/>

a) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"The superiority and preference of the Holy Quran on all other books and
sayings is the same as the superiority of Almighty over His creatures."

b) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"The Holy Quran is superior and excellent to everything other than Almighty
Allah."

c) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"One who reads the Holy Quran, then he imagines that somebody (else) has
received better and superior than him, then most certainly he has considered
it insignificant the thing that is honorable and great before the Almighty."

d) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"Whenever mischief and seditions surround you like a part of the darkness of
the night then (take refuge and) go towards the Holy Quran."

e) The Holy prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"The Holy Quran is a wealth that no wealth can equal (or reach) it. And
there will be no poverty after it."

02 - the Comprehensiveness and value of Holy
Quran:<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hum-our-tum/>

a) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"The Book of the Almighty comprises of the narratives and incidents of the
ancients; the news of the future ones; and the rules and regulations amongst
you. The Holy Quran was the measure and weight of the truth and falsehood
and it is not facetious and in vain."

b) Amir-ul- Momenin Ali (A.S.) said:
"The Holy Quran is beautiful apparently and it is deep and profound
inwardly. Its wonder is everlasting and the curtains of darkness will not be
removed when refraining from it."

03 - Learning and teaching the Holy
Quran:<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hum-our-tum/>

a) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:

"The best of you are those who have learned the Holy Quran and teach to the
others".

b) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"One who teaches an Ayat of the Holy Quran, the Sawab (good deed) will be
earned and returned to them so long as the Ayat is being recited."

c) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"For the teacher of the Holy Quran, all the particles of the world seek
forgiveness and supplicate for him even the fishes of the oceans."

d) Amir-ul-Mimenin Ali (A.S.) said:
"Learn and study (Holy) Quran. It is the best of the sayings. Peruse and
think and deliberate on it as it is the spring of the hearts."

e) Imam Sadiq (A.S.) said:
"It is deserving and worthy of a believer that he should not depart from
this world but that he has learned the (Holy) Quran or is in the path of
learning it."

f) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"The (Holy) Quran is the (dining) table of the Almighty. Therefore, utilize
it and learn as far as possible."

04 - The Recitation of The Holy Quran; Its Effect and Its
Usefulness:<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hum-our-tum/>

a) The best of the worships is the recitation of the (Holy) Quran. The
traditions that have been narrated about reward and good deeds for the
recitation of the Holy Quran is considered as the best of worships. It is
important to mention that during the period of the Holy Prophet (S.A.W.);
the learning of the word and meaning of the Holy Quran was considered
jointly. The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) recommended the recitation of the Holy
Quran along with understanding their meanings.

The conduct of the Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) shows us that he would teach ten
Ayats of the Holy Quran to his companions and till the time they would not
learn and understand the practical rules and science of the ten Ayats, he
would not commence the next ten Ayats. Thus, the reader of the Holy Quran
was aware and well conversant of their meanings.

b) Imam Sadiq (A.S.) said:
"The Quran is the covenant and programs the Almighty for His creatures. It
is deserving that every Muslim should look at this divinely testament every
day and recite fifty Ayats from them every day."

c) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"One who recites ten Ayats of the (Holy) Quran during the night is from
amongst the negligent and the heedless. One who recites fifty Ayats is from
amongst the recites and commemorators.

One who recites hundred Ayats is from amongst the humble and meek ones. One
who recites two hundred Ayats will be counted from amongst the one who fears
the Almighty and from amongst the special ones. One who recites three
hundred Ayats will be from amongst the delivered and saved ones. And one who
recites five hundred Ayats, he will be from amongst the jurisprudents."

d) Amir-ul-Mimenin Ali (A.S.) said:
"In the day of Resurrection, it will be said to the reciter of the Holy
Quran (Qaari) that recite (The Holy Quran) and step above. Recite as you
have recited in the (previous) world. Your status and position is up to the
last Ayats that you have recited."

e) Amir-ul-Momenin Ali (A.S.) said:
"One who recites the (Holy) Quran is like the one on whose heart has been
inserted the Prophet hood except that "Wahi" (revelations) have not been
revealed for him."

f) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said to Salman Mohammadi:
"O Salman! Upon you be about the recitation of the (Holy) Quran. Its
recitation is kaffarah (atonement) of sins."

g) Imam Sadiq (A.S.) said:
"One who recites the Holy Quran and he is a young believer, then his body
and blood will be blended and mixed with it."

H) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"Surely, these hearts are rusts like rusted irons. Surely (the thing) which
gives it luster and polish is the recitation of the (Holy) Quran."

05 - The ways and the Manners of The Recitation of The Holy
Quran<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hum-our-tum/>
:

a) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"Discharge (your duty towards the Holy) Quran in a good way and search for
its wonders and strangeness."

b) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"Recite the (Holy) Quran in the tone of the Arabs and with their dialects
and accents."

c) Imam Sadiq (A.S.) said:
"The (Holy) Quran has been revealed in a sad and sorrowful manner. So, you
also recite it humbly and sadly."

d) Amir-ul-Momenin Ali (A.S.) said:
"During the recitation of the (Holy) Quran, express it in a good manner. And
do not hurry in it like as reciting the poems and do not scatter it like the
pebbles." But, install fear and alarm in your hard hearts through it. Your
efforts should not be that you should recite and reach the end of the Ayat.

e) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"Learn the (Holy) Quran in Arabic. Refrain from adding an extra word or
alphabet in it."

06 - The Recitation Of The Holy Quran in a beautiful and Melodious
Tone:<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hum-our-tum/>

a) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"For everything there is an adornment and a decoration. The adornment of the
(Holy) Quran is a beautiful voice and tone."

b) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"Adorn and decorate the (Holy) Quran with your (good) voice."

c) It was asked from the Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) that which of the peoples
voice in the recitation of the (Holy) Quran is better. He said; "The voice
of that person is better who while reciting the Holy Quran and his
recitation reaches you, you feel that he is feaful of Allah."

d) Imam Hadi (A.S.) said:
"Ali ibn Hussain (Zainul Abedin) would recite the (Holy) Quran in such a
beautiful voice the passer byes who would pass from his house would swoon
and (would be overcome) by his voice."

e) Imam Sadiq (A.S.) said:
While interpreting the Ayat of the Holy Quran, "The meaning of this Ayat is
that one should recite the Holy Quran in a slow and pauseful manner and make
your voice beautiful with its recitation."

07 - Memorizing The Holy Quran and Its
Effects:<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hum-our-tum/>

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a) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"The most honorable and noble from amongst my Ummat are the memorizers of
the (Holy) Quran and those who (stay) awake (for worshipping)."

b) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"The carriers of the (Holy) Quran are those who are included and covered by
the Mercy of Allah."

c) Imam Sadiq (A.S.) said:
"Recite the (Holy) Quran and memorize it. Allah will not punish the heart in
which the Quran has been placed (in it)."

d) Imam Sadiq (A.S.) said:
"The memorizer of the Quran and the one who acts on it will be the
companions with the preferable divine ambassadors - the Angels."

e) And from amongst the Duas and supplications of Imam Sadiq (A.S.):
"O Allah, select and approve for us two works: to recite the Quran in a good
manner and to memorize their Ayats."

f) Imam Kazim (A.S.) narrates from the Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) who said:
"The carriers of the (Holy) Quran are the learned persons of the inhabitants
of the Heavens."

08 - The Recitation of The Holy Quran While Looking At The
Moshaf<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hum-our-tum/>
:

a) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"Looking at the Moshaf (Holy Quran) is (considered as) worship."

As per some traditions, Moshaf is a name, which has been ascribed to the
Holy Quran. This word has not come in the Holy Quran in this form, but its
derivative of "Sohof" has been used in the Holy Quran on 8 occasions.

b) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"The recitation of the Holy Quran from the Moshaf (Book) is better that its
recitation from memory."

c) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"Nothing is more difficult and harder for the Shaitan than the recitation of
the Quran from the Moshaf (book)."

d) Imam Sadiq (A.S.) said:
"One who recites the Quran from the Moshaf (Book) then his eyes will enjoy
and profit (from its good deeds and blessings)."

09 - The Recitation Of The Holy Quran And Contemplating And Deliberating On
It: <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hum-our-tum/>

a) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"Woe is upon the one who recites the divine Ayats, but dose not contemplates
and thinks about it."

b) Amir-ul-Momenin Ali (A.S.) said:
"Beware, there is no good in recitation (of the Holy Quran) and not
deliberating and thinking on it."

c) Amir-ul-Momenin Ali (A.S.) said:
"Learn the (Holy) Quran as it is the best of the speeches and think and
reflect on it as it is the spring of the hearts."

d) Imam Sadiq (A.S.) while interpreting the Ayats of the Holy Quran, the
right to the recitation of the Quran is thinking and pause over every Ayat,
which propounds about the Heaven and the Hell.

10 - The Recitation of The Holy Quran And Acting On
It:<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hum-our-tum/>

a) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"How numerous are the reciters of the Holy Quran, and the Quran curses
them."

b) The Holy Prophet (S.A.W.) said:
"The one who does not consider the Haram (forbidden) acts of the Quran as
Halal (permissible) does not believe and has no faith in the Quran."

c) The one who learns the Quran and does not act on it, Allah will raise him
as a blind (person) on the day of Resurrection."

d) Amir-ul-Momenin Ali (A.S.) said:
"By Allah, pay attention to the Quran. It should not be that others overtake
and take precedence over you in acting and practicing (on the Quran)."

e) Imam Reza (A.S.) said:
"(Quran) is the word of Allah. Do not exceed and trespass from its boundary.
Do not seek guidance other than from its shadow and protection or you will
be deviated and misguided."

f) Amir-ul-Momenin Ali (A.S.) said:
"One who recites the (Holy Quran) and then enters the Hell, he is from those
who have ridiculed and mocked at the Ayats of the Holy Quran."

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