Friday, September 21, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1607

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1.

Hummer ofcourse!..sRe...

Posted by: "Sreedhar Gavarasana" sreedhar.gavarasana@csc.az   sreedhar_gavarasana

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:34 pm (PST)



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2.

Every One  Has This Experience......U will LUV this Mail...!!!...sRe

Posted by: "Sreedhar Gavarasana" sreedhar.gavarasana@csc.az   sreedhar_gavarasana

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:34 pm (PST)



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Best Regards,

G. SREEDHAR

E&I Department

Caspian Shipyard Company Ltd.,

South bay, KMNF Basin,

Baku, Azerbaijan

Ext: 249

Mobile: (00994-50)3758976

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3a.

Tongue Twisters

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Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:35 pm (PST)

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1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say " don't
understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I
understand that you understand? Understand!

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2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the
witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

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3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

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4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see
was sea, sea, sea.

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5 . Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

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6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which
watch?

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7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I
thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought
I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

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8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a
fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow
means?"

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9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called
to MrOutside inside.

Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside.
Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside
or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then
both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

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10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE
SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

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11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside
outside his inside inn.

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12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the
doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does
the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor
doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor
doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

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13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine,
Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the
weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we
like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is
whether we like it or not.

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14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely .

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15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the
flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in
the flue

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16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as
tongue-twister twists tongues.

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17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's
saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's
seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
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4.

DHOKHA DIYA THA JAB TUMNE MUJHE....

Posted by: "PRINCE" onlypranay2003@yahoo.com   onlypranay2003

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:36 pm (PST)

DHOKHA DIYA THA JAB TUMNE MUJHE

TAB DIL SE ME NARAJ THA

PHIR SOCH LIYA KI DIL SE TUMHE NIKAL DU

MAGAR WOH KAMBAKTH DIL HI TUMHARE PAS THAA....



PRANAY

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5.

Cute Animation

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:38 pm (PST)



6.

Fwd: FW: Great Advices From Experts

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Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:39 pm (PST)



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7.

My Love SMS Shayaris Collections for your Love with Beautiful Images

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:40 pm (PST)

My Love SMS Shayaris Collections for your Love with Beautiful Images to
express your feeling for your Love.... Yaadon mein meri tum aaya na
karo
Yun baar baar bevaqt hamein sataaya na karo
Pyar karte ho tum bhi humse maloom hai yeh
Yun sabke saamne beithke sharmaaya na karo
[http://www.shayari.in/images/smilies/tongue.gif]
[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1217-4-my-\
love-6a00d10a794a598bfa00cdf7efca65094f-320pi.jpg?d=1190122087
]
Karenge tumse wafa hum har ghadi
Kabhi shikaayat ka mauka na denge tumhein
Haste haste guzaarenge zindagi ka har lamha
Kabhi roothne ka mauka na denge tumhein
[http://www.shayari.in/images/smilies/smile.gif]
[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1218-4-my-\
love-i-20love-20you-20-20red-20roses.jpg?d=1190125542
] Jagaaya
unhone aisa ke aaj tak so na sakke
Rulaaya unhone aisa ke sabke saamne ro bhi na sakke
Jaane kya baat thi unn mein....
Jabse maana unhe apna tabse kisi ke ho na sakke
[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1227-4-my-\
love-val_bear-kiss.jpg?d=1190207380
] Neendh aankhon se udh gayi
hai
Cheyn dil ka kahin kho gaya hai
Haalat dil ki na poocho humse aap....
Kahin mujhe pyar toh nahin hogaya hai
[http://www.shayari.in/images/smilies/tongue.gif]

[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1228-4-my-\
love-val_bear-kiss.jpg?d=1190207597
] You can fall from a
mountain,
You can fall from a tree,
But the best way to fall,
Is to fall in love with me
[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1229-4-my-\
love-val_bear-kiss.jpg?d=1190207945
] Bikhri si inn zulfo ko tu apni
ungliyo se aake savaar le
Mere khwaab mein aa ke mere saath yeh tanha raat guzaar le
Hota nahin ab inn meethi yaadon se mera guzaara
Marr na jaau kahin iss se pehle mujhe dil se pukaar le
[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1230-4-my-\
love-val_bear-kiss.jpg?d=1190208180
] Teri sabhi baatein baar
baar yaad karna acha lagta hai..
Tumhein khud mein mehsoos karna acha lagta hai..
Dua hai bas yahi ke Khuda aapko humse juda na kare..
Kyunke tera saanso ke nazdeek rehna acha lagta hai
[http://www.shayari.in/images/smilies/smile.gif]
[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1218-4-my-\
love-i-20love-20you-20-20red-20roses.jpg?d=1190125542
] Mohabat ke
bina zindagi fizool hai
Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate
Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai...
[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1217-4-my-\
love-6a00d10a794a598bfa00cdf7efca65094f-320pi.jpg?d=1190122087
]
"KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse
Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE
Magar AisA na Ho Ke
Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye
Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE"
[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1229-4-my-\
love-val_bear-kiss.jpg?d=1190207945
]

hichikiyon se ek bat ka ehsas hota hein
ki shayad koi humhein bhi yad kartaa hein
beshak milne naa aaye par
char lamhein humpar barbad to karta hein"
[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1230-4-my-\
love-val_bear-kiss.jpg?d=1190208180
]

Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye,
Jubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye,
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum,
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye.
[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1217-4-my-\
love-6a00d10a794a598bfa00cdf7efca65094f-320pi.jpg?d=1190122087
]
Aap ke chahne wale bohot honge, lekin hum bhi kuch kum nahi,
Aap ke naam ke siway hume koi naam yaad nahi,
Aap ko yaad karne ke siway hume kuch kaam nahi,
Dil karta hai sirf ek baar pardes aanke tumhe dekh lu,
Phir maut bhi aae to koi gum nahi.... Missing u a lot my love......

[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1227-4-my-\
love-val_bear-kiss.jpg?d=1190207380
]
Duniya mein aisa phool nahin jis mein khushboo na ho
Aisa sitaara nahin jis mein roshni na ho
Hamari zindagi mein aisa ek pal nahin
Jis mein "A" aap ki yaad na ho
[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1228-4-my-\
love-val_bear-kiss.jpg?d=1190207597
]
Tumhain Dil Main Basaye Rakhta Hoon,
Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaye Rakhta Hoon
Tumhe Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaye
Apni Nazar Jhukaye Rakhta Hoon..!!!!

[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1230-4-my-\
love-val_bear-kiss.jpg?d=1190208180
]
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badhaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khayal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte. !!!

[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1228-4-my-\
love-val_bear-kiss.jpg?d=1190207597
]

Tum Kya Jano Kya Hai Tanhai,
Is Tute Hue Patte Se Pucho Kya Hai Judai,
Yu Bewafa Ka Ilzam Na De Zalim,
Is Waqt Se Puch Kis Waqt Teri Yaad Na Aayi...

[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1217-4-my-\
love-6a00d10a794a598bfa00cdf7efca65094f-320pi.jpg?d=1190122087
]
Zindagi Sirf Muhabbbat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai, Zulf-O-Rukhsaar Ki
Jannat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai.
Bhook Aur Pyaas Ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein,
Ishq Hi Ek Haqeeqat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai.

[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1218-4-my-\
love-i-20love-20you-20-20red-20roses.jpg?d=1190125542
]
Sitare to bohot hai, magar Chand jaisa koi nahi,
Phool to bohot hai, magar Gulab jaisa koi nahi,
Shayar to bohot hai ees duniya main,
magar Aap jaisa koi nahi,
Aur dost to bohot hai hamare,
magar Aap jaisa Heera(diamond) koi nahi...
[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1229-4-my-\
love-val_bear-kiss.jpg?d=1190207945
]
Poocho na us kaagaz se,
jis per hum dil ke bayaan likhte hain,
Tanhaayion mein beeti baatein tamaam likhte hain,
woh kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,
jis se hum tumhaara naam likhte hain..

[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1230-4-my-\
love-val_bear-kiss.jpg?d=1190208180
]

Jis Ki Qurbat Mein Karar Bohat Hai,
Usss Ka Milna Dushwar Bohat Hai,
Jo Meray Haathon Ki Lakiron Mein Nahin,
Usss Shaks Se Humain Piyar Bohat Hai..

[http://www.shayari.in/shayari/attachments/ishq-vishq-shayari/1227-4-my-\
love-val_bear-kiss.jpg?d=1190207380
] Kya kahen kuch kaha nahi jaata.
Dard mitha hae par saha nahi jata.
Rishta ban gaya is qadar aap se
Bin yaad kiye aapko ab raha nahi jata Some of the
Inspiring Quotes which tell not to give up in life so you can learn
something from these Quotes 1) Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen. never expect yourself to be given a good
value create a value of your own 2) If a drop of water falls in
lake there is no identity. But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine
like a pearl.so choose the best place where you would shine.. 3)
Falling down is not defeat... defeat is when your refuse to get up...
4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it 5)
When your successful your well wishers know who you are when you are
unsuccessful you know who your well wishers are 6) It is great
confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell
him/her 7) "To the world you might be one person, but to one
person you just might be the world 8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE'
says 'I M POSSIBLE' " 9) Effort is important, but knowing where to
make an effort in your life makes all the difference. May ALLAH /
God Bless You All,

Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart
because you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a
diamond while you were too busy collecting stones." Remember this
always in life. <../../../../../Shayariworld/>

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8.

Thank you Doctor !!

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:42 pm (PST)


Thank u AKREP5!!!!



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9.

Auto ads with MEN models are NOT ok!

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:42 pm (PST)

Thank you jyoti ji!!

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