Thursday, September 20, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1606

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
Santa and Banta From: black rose
2a.
Smile Please From: Sumit Goel
2b.
Smile Please From: Jex
3.
Neat Photos and Information From: ~ Jenn ~
4.
WHO IS THE GREATEST? From: bhola ram
5.
I can sleep when the wind blows From: Love is Life
6.
Fw: KrEaTiVe BoOk HoLdErS From: Ashish T
7.
Nascent Nokia N81...sRe... From: Sreedhar Gavarasana
8.
Find out Time of Any City From Google :) From: (¯`·.♥,- Prem -♥,.·´¯)
9.
Its me again, Margaret From: ~ Jenn ~
10.
England sunk by Yuvraj onslaught !!! From: Ankur Patel
11.1.
Birthday Reminder From: Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com
12.
Monday to Sunday (cute one spl the last snap) From: Afshin Chopra
13.
What Is a Friend? From: Rajkrishna Verma
14.
Transplants Face From: Jex
15.
Fw: Good Morning.!! From: Ashish T
16.
Justine Ashbee's Sharpie Pen Artwork From: Jex
17.
I fell from a Jun 04 to Jun 13 hornbeam tree From: Mani Gupta
18.
Nice canvas paintings From: black rose
19.
Funny pics .. From: black rose
20.
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21.
Fwd: The Benefits Of Ramadhan From: juveriya14 -chill
22.
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23.
Scarves-2 From: Neha Parikh
24.
Gray Apparel-2 From: Neha Parikh

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1.

Santa and Banta

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:37 am (PST)

Santa and Banta
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Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta : I give up.
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Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."
Judge : "But why ?"
Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."
Judge : "How do you know ?"
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From his death bed, Santa called his wife Jasmeet and said, "One month after
I die I want you to marry Banta."
Jasmeet : "Banta ! But he is your enemy !"
Santa : " Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer
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Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that
I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another
man's arms.
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2a.

Smile Please

Posted by: "Sumit Goel" goelsumitkumar@gmail.com   sumitji2000

Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:29 am (PST)



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Have a great day ahead

2b.

Smile Please

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:24 pm (PST)

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3.

Neat Photos and Information

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net   whitewolf6887

Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:35 am (PST)



These awesome pictures were taken recently near Comox , BC , Canada .

Unfortunately no one knows who the photographer was. This is something few
humans will ever be privileged to see.

Mom watching over her babies.......

Proud Mom and Dad

Jorn Olsen works for the Dutton-Lainson Co. in Hastings , NE, and lives by
Heartwell Park next to Hastings College. The stadium lights are at the
Hastings College stadium just east of his home.

The clouds are called Mammatus clouds. They do not precede a tornado, or
foretell a storm, but are formed when the air is already saturated with
rain droplets and/or ice crystals and begins to sink. The worst of the
storm is usually over when these kind of clouds are seen. They are quite
rare, but really beautiful.

HAVE A GREAT DAY

Eagles and Clouds....Awesome

4.

WHO IS THE GREATEST?

Posted by: "bhola ram" desi.bomb@gmail.com   desi.bomb

Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:46 am (PST)

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5.

I can sleep when the wind blows

Posted by: "Love is Life" broken.drop@gmail.com   broken.drop

Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:50 am (PST)

*I can sleep when the w ind blows*
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Years ago , a farmer owned land along the Atlantic seacoast.

He constantly advertised for hired hands. Most people were reluctant to work
on farms along the Atlantic . They dreaded the awful storms that raged
across the Atlantic , wreaking havoc on the buildings and crops.

As the farmer interviewed applicants for the job, he received A steady
stream of refusals.

Finally, a short, thin man, well past middle age, approached the
farmer. "Are you a good farm hand?"
the farmer asked him. "Well, I can sleep when the wind blows, " answered the
little man.

Although puzzled by this answer, the farmer, desperate for help, Hired him.
The little man worked well around the farm, busy from dawn to dusk, and the
farmer felt satisfied with the man's work.

Then one night the wind howled loudly in from offshore. Jumping out of bed,
the farmer grabbed a lantern and rushed next door to the hired hand's
sleeping quarters. He shook the little man and yelled, "Get up! A storm is
coming! Tie things down before they blow away!"

The little man rolled over in bed and said firmly, "No sir. I told you, I
can sleep when the wind blows ."

Enraged by the response, the farmer was tempted to fire him on the spot.
Instead, he hurried outside to prepare for the storm.

To his amazement, he discovered that all of the haystacks had been covered
with tarpaulins. The cows were in the barn, the chickens were in the coops,
and the doors were barred.

The shutters were tightly secured. Everything was tied down.

Nothing could blow away. The farmer then understood what his hired hand
meant, so he returned to his bed to also sleep while the wind blew.

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Fw: KrEaTiVe BoOk HoLdErS

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:52 am (PST)



7.

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Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:54 am (PST)



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8.

Find out Time of Any City From Google :)

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Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:38 am (PST)


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9.

Its me again, Margaret

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net   whitewolf6887

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:12 am (PST)








Well, there once was a feller named willard mcVane
And he only had just one thought on his brain
Every evening about midnight he'd sneak off alone
And call the same lady on a pay telephone

'it's me again, Margaret...
(evil laughter)
Hello, is this Margaret?
You don't know me, Margaret, but I know you.'

Well, this upset the lady and it gave her the blues
So she called up the police, said 'what shall I do?'
The chief of detectives came round to her home
And eavesdropped upon them on her upstairs phone

'it's me again, Margaret...
(evil laughter)
Hello, is this Margaret?
Margaret, I know it's you, Margaret
Are you naked?
(more evil laughter)'

Well, they called up ma bell and they traced him on down
To a funky old phone booth on the outskirts of town
It was there that the vice squad with their field glasses read
The lips of that amorous man as he said

'it's me again, Margaret...
(evil laughter)
Hello? Is this...is this Margaret?
(evil laughter)
I know it's you, Margaret
I bet you can't guess what I'm doing...'

Well, they cuffed him and dragged him to the station downtown
And they allowed him one phone call 'fore the jailer came round
He wet his chapped lips and he cleared his young throat
Then he dialed the telephone and softly he spoke

'it's me again, Margaret...
(evil laughter)
They got me, Margaret
You ain't going to miss me, Margaret, I know that
But I'll miss you
(more evil laughter)
And when I get out, Margaret
I'm going to come over there with an egg beater
And a live chicken, and some peach preserves!
We'll have a good old time, Margaret


10.

England sunk by Yuvraj onslaught !!!

Posted by: "Ankur Patel" aankkurr@gmail.com   aankkurr

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:12 am (PST)

[image: Paul Collingwood mops his brow as he walks back to his mark, England
v India, Group E, ICC World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

Paul Collingwood mops his brow as he walks back to his mark ...

[image: Virender Sehwag hits across the line and loses his leg stump,
England v India, Group E, ICC World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

Virender Sehwag hits across the line and loses his leg stump but not before
he had made a brisk 68

[image: Gautam Gambhir makes room to hit over the off side, England v India,
Group E, ICC World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

Gautam Gambhir makes room to hit over the off side

[image: Gautam Gambhir drives through the covers, England v India, Group E,
ICC World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

Gautam Gambhir drives through the covers, England v India,

[image: Virender Sehwag flicks off his pads, England v India, Group E, ICC
World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

Virender Sehwag flicks off his pads, England v India,

[image: Andrew Flintoff appeals half-heartedly for a wicket, England v
India, Group E, ICC World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

Andrew Flintoff appeals half-heartedly for a wicket ... he again looked
barely fit

[image: Gautam Gambhir drives through the covers, England v India, Group E,
ICC World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

Gautam Gambhir drives through the covers

[image: Virender Sehwag hurdles the ball as he goes for a quick single,
England v India, Group E, ICC World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

Virender Sehwag hurdles the ball as he goes for a quick single

[image: Yuvraj Singh smacks the second of his six sixes in an over, England
v India, Group E, ICC World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

18.2 Broad to Yuvraj Singh, SIX, now that really is sweet, no more than a
dismissive flick off his legs, swatting a fly, and the ball arcs deep into
the crowd beyond backward square leg

[image: Yuvraj Singh slashes the fourth of his six sixes in an over, England
v India, Group E, ICC World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

18.4 Broad to Yuvraj Singh, SIX, Shiver me timbers!: Broad goes round the
wicket, bowls a filthy wide full toss and Yuvraj steers it over backward
point and it clears the rope again

[image: Yuvraj Singh launches the fifth of his six sixes in an over, England
v India, Group E, ICC World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

18.5 Broad to Yuvraj Singh, SIX, down on one knee and larruped over
midwicket, that one was more nine iron, it went into the night sky and
dropped with a thud in the jubilant crowd ...

[image: Yuvraj Singh hits the sixth of his six sixes in a single over,
England v India, Group E, ICC World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

18.6 Broad to Yuvraj Singh, SIX, and he has, Yuvraj leans back and smacks
that over wide mid-on ... it was the maximum from the moment it left that
bat and the crowd were roaring as it flew

[image: Simon Taufel signals another six as Yuvraj Singh cuts loose, England
v India, Group E, ICC World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

Simon Taufel signals another six as Yuvraj and Mahendra Singh Dhoni
celebrate in mid-pitch

[image: Andrew Flintoff's face says it all, England v India, Group E, ICC
World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

Andrew Flintoff's face says it all, England v India

[image: Yuvraj Singh smashes a six off Andrew Flintoff, England v India,
Group E, ICC World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

Yuvraj's explosive hitting meant he reached fifty from just 12 balls,
another record

[image: Yuvraj Singh smashes a six off Andrew Flintoff, England v India,
Group E, ICC World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

Yuvraj Singh smashes another six for good measure, off Andrew Flintoff this
time, in his 16-ball 58

[image: Kevin Pietersen nudges to leg on his way to 39, England v India,
Group E, ICC World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

Kevin Pietersen nudges to leg on his way to 39, England v India,

[image: Vikram Solanki pulls through midwicket, England v India, Group E,
ICC World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

In reply, Vikram Solanki gave England a solid start

[image: Harbhajan Singh's joy is apparent as he catches Kevin Pietersen,
England v India, Group E, ICC World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

Harbhajan Singh's joy is apparent as he catches Kevin Pietersen

[image: Paul Collingwood heaves and misses, England v India, Group E, ICC
World Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

Paul Collingwood heaves and misses as England's desperation grows

[image: Harbhajan Singh pulls off a brilliant boundary-edge catch to dismiss
Luke Wright as Kevin Pietersen looks on, England v India, Group E, ICC World
Twenty20, Durban, September 19, 2007]

Harbhajan Singh pulls off a brilliant boundary-edge catch to dismiss Luke
Wright off the penultimate ball

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but I'm not like the rest

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11.1.

Birthday Reminder

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Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:30 am (PST)

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Monday to Sunday (cute one spl the last snap)

Posted by: "Afshin Chopra" afshin_chopra@yahoo.co.in   afshin_chopra

Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:04 pm (PST)






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13.

What Is a Friend?

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:07 pm (PST)

Thank U Lucky ji!!
Very Nice one!!

A friend is a person of great understanding
Who shares all our hopes and our schemes,
A companion who listens with infinite patience
To all of our plans and dreams.

A true friend can make all our cares melt away
With the touch of a hand or a smile;
And with calm reassurance make everything brighter,
And life always seem more worthwhile.


A friend shares so many bright moments of laughter
At even the tiniest thing -
What memorable hours of light-hearted gladness
And pleasure this sharing can bring!


A friend is a cherished and precious possession
Who knows all our hopes and fears,
And someone to treasure deep down in our hearts
With a closeness that grows throughout the years.




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14.

Transplants Face

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:15 pm (PST)

15.

Fw: Good Morning.!!

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:16 pm (PST)

Hi! Wish you a very good morning !!

Have a great day ahead !!

-Ashish Tekchandani
16.

Justine Ashbee's Sharpie Pen Artwork

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:20 pm (PST)

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I fell from a Jun 04 to Jun 13 hornbeam tree

Posted by: "Mani Gupta" mani.gupta_88@yahoo.com   mani.gupta_88

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:24 pm (PST)



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Nice canvas paintings

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:24 pm (PST)

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Funny pics ..

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:25 pm (PST)

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Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:29 pm (PST)

* Love SMS Shayaris Collections for your Love
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Yaadon mein meri tum aaya na karo
Yun baar baar bevaqt hamein sataaya na karo
Pyar karte ho tum bhi humse maloom hai yeh
Yun sabke saamne beithke sharmaaya na karo
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Kabhi shikaayat ka mauka na denge tumhein
Haste haste guzaarenge zindagi ka har lamha
Kabhi roothne ka mauka na denge tumhein
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Rulaaya unhone aisa ke sabke saamne ro bhi na sakke
Jaane kya baat thi unn mein....
Jabse maana unhe apna tabse kisi ke ho na sakke
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Neendh aankhon se udh gayi hai
Cheyn dil ka kahin kho gaya hai
Haalat dil ki na poocho humse aap....
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You can fall from a mountain,
You can fall from a tree,
But the best way to fall,
Is to fall in love with me

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Bikhri si inn zulfo ko tu apni ungliyo se aake savaar le
Mere khwaab mein aa ke mere saath yeh tanha raat guzaar le
Hota nahin ab inn meethi yaadon se mera guzaara
Marr na jaau kahin iss se pehle mujhe dil se pukaar le

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Teri sabhi baatein baar baar yaad karna acha lagta hai..
Tumhein khud mein mehsoos karna acha lagta hai..
Dua hai bas yahi ke Khuda aapko humse juda na kare..
Kyunke tera saanso ke nazdeek rehna acha lagta hai

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Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai
Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate
Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai...

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"KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse
Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE
Magar AisA na Ho Ke
Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye
Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE"

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hichikiyon se ek bat ka ehsas hota hein
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beshak milne naa aaye par
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Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye,
Jubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye,
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum,
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye.

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Aap ke chahne wale bohot honge,
lekin hum bhi kuch kum nahi,
Aap ke naam ke siway hume koi naam yaad nahi,
Aap ko yaad karne ke siway hume kuch kaam nahi,
Dil karta hai sirf ek baar pardes aanke tumhe dekh lu,
Phir maut bhi aae to koi gum nahi....

Missing u a lot my love......

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Aisa sitaara nahin jis mein roshni na ho
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Jis mein "A" aap ki yaad na ho

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Tumhain Dil Main Basaye Rakhta Hoon,
Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaye Rakhta Hoon
Tumhe Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaye
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Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badhaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
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Tum Kya Jano Kya Hai Tanhai,
Is Tute Hue Patte Se Pucho Kya Hai Judai,
Yu Bewafa Ka Ilzam Na De Zalim,
Is Waqt Se Puch Kis Waqt Teri Yaad Na Aayi...

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Zindagi Sirf Muhabbbat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai,
Zulf-O-Rukhsaar Ki Jannat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai.
Bhook Aur Pyaas Ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein,
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*Sitare to bohot hai, magar Chand jaisa koi nahi,
Phool to bohot hai, magar Gulab jaisa koi nahi,
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Tanhaayion mein beeti baatein tamaam likhte hain,
woh kalam bhi dewani ho gayi, *
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*Jis Ki Qurbat Mein Karar Bohat Hai,
Usss Ka Milna Dushwar Bohat Hai,
Jo Meray Haathon Ki Lakiron Mein Nahin,

Usss Shaks Se Humain Piyar Bohat Hai.. *
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Dard mitha hae par saha nahi jata.
Rishta ban gaya is qadar aap se
Bin yaad kiye aapko ab raha nahi jata*

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learn something from these Quotes 1) Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own

2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so
choose the best place where you would shine..

3) Falling down is not defeat...
defeat is when your refuse to get up...

4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it

5) When your successful your well wishers know who
you are when you are unsuccessful
you know who your well wishers are

6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults;
greater to tell him/her

7) "To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world

8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' "

9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your
life makes all the difference.

May ALLAH / God Bless You All,
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*Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise *
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Fwd: The Benefits Of Ramadhan

Posted by: "juveriya14 -chill" juveriya5@yahoo.com   juveriya5

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:31 pm (PST)

Its a bit lenthy but please read it coz it really Inspiring knowledge and muslims should know it.


Ali Al-Timimi
Adopted from a lecture

In the month of Ramadaan it is very important that we spent a few moments to understand some of the wisdoms and lessons that we can learn from this month of fasting.

Unfortunately, many Muslims come in to this month and they are as a companion of the Prophet, peace be upon him, said: "Let it not be that the day that you fast and the day that you break fast be equal." Meaning, one's behaviour, attitude and outlook are the same whether one fasts or not, i.e. fasting has no effect upon that person. This is why we need to reflect on some of these lessons.

LESSON 1: Gaining Taqwaa

Allaah legislated fasting for gaining taqwaa, "O you who believe, fasting has been prescribed upon you as it has been prescribed upon those before you, so that you may attain taqwaa." (meaning of SoraatulBaqarah (2):183) Taqwaa in this case means to make a shield between oneself and Allaah's anger and Hellfire. So we should ask ourselves, when we break our fasts, 'Has this fasting day made us fear Allaah more? Has it resulted that we want to protect ourselves from the hellfire or not?

LESSON 2: Drawing closer to Allaah

This is achieved by reciting and reflecting on Al-Qur'aan during night and day, attending the taraaweeh prayers, remembering Allaah, sitting in circles of knowledge and, for those who can, making `umrah. Also for those who can, making I`tikaaf (seclusion) in the last ten nights of Ramadaan, so as to leave all worldly pursuits and seclude oneself in a masjid just thinking of Allaah, so as to bring oneself closer to Allaah (SWT). When one sins, one feels distant from Allaah. That is why one might find it heard to read the Qur'aan and come to the masjid. However, the obedient worshipper feels closer to Allaah and wants to worship Allaah more, because he is not shy from his sins.

LESSON 3: Acquiring patience and strong will

Allaah has mentioned patience more than seventy times in the Qur'aan and has commanded patience in more than sixteen ways in His Book. So when one fasts, and gives up one's food and drink, and one's marital sexual relations for those hours, one learns restraint and patience. This Ummah needs man and women that are strong willed, who can stand upon the Sunnah and the Book of Allah and not waver in front of the enemies of Allaah. We do not need emotional people, who just raise slogans and shout, but when the time comes to stand upon something firm, they cannot do so, they waver.

LESSON 4: Striving for Ihsaan (righteousness and sincerity) and staying away from riyaa' (showing off)

Ihsaan means to worship Allaah as if one seeks Him, and even though one does not see Him, He sees all. Hasan al-Basree said, "By Allaah, in the last twenty years, I have not said a word or taken something with my hand or refrained to take something with my hand or stepped forth or stepped back, except that I have thought before I have done any action, 'Does Allaah love this action? Is Allaah pleased with this action?' So when one is fasting, one should gain this quality of watching oneself and also staying away from riyaa' (showing off). That is why Allah said in a hadeeth qudsee, "Fasting is for Me and I reward it." (al-Bukhaaree) Allaah singles out fasting from all other types of worship saying, "Fasting is for Me", because no one knows whether you are fasting or not, except Allaah. For example, when one is praying or giving charity or making tawaaaf, one can be seen by the people, so one might do the action seeking the praise of the people. Sufyaan ath-Thawree used to
spend the nights and the days crying and the people used to ask him, "Why do you cry, is it due to the fear of Allaah? He said, 'No.' They said, "Is it due to the fear of the Hellfire?" He said, 'No. It is not the fear of Hellfire that makes me cry, what makes me cry is that I have been worshipping Allaah all these years and doing scholarly teaching, and I am not certain that my intentions are purely for Allaah.'"

LESSON 5: Refinement of manners, especially those related totruthfulness and discharging trusts.

The Prophet (may Allaah send His blessing and peace upon him) said, "Whoever does not abandon falsehood in word and action, then Allaah (SWT) has no need that he should heave his food and drink." (al-Bukhaaree) What we learn from this, is that we must pay attention to the purification of our manners. The Prophet (may Allaah send His blessing and peace upon him) said, "was sent to perfect good manners." (Maalik) So we must check ourselves, are we following the behaviour of the Prophet (may Allaah send His blessing and peace upon him)? For example: Do we give salaam to those we don't know and those we do know? Do we follow the manners of Islaam, by telling the truth and only telling the truth? Are we sincere? Are we merciful to the creation?

LESSON 6: Recognizing that one can change for the better

The Prophet (may Allaah send His blessing and peace upon him) said, "Every son of Adam sins and the best of the sinners are those whorepent." (Ibn Maajah) Allaah provides many opportunities to repent to Him and seek His forgiveness. If one was disobedient they can become obedient.

LESSON 7: Being more charitable

Ibn `Abaas said, "The Prophet (may Allaah send His blessing and peace upon him) was the most charitable amongst the people, and he used to be more so in the month of Ramadaan when Jibreel used to meet him on every night of Ramadaan till the end of the month€ ¦'¥" (al-Bukhaaree) The Prophet (may Allaah send His blessing and peace upon him) said, "He who gives food for a fasting person to break his fast, he will receive the same reward as him, without nothing being reduced from the fasting person's reward." (at-Tirmidhee)

LESSON 8: Sensing the unity of the Muslims

The Prophet (may Allaah send His blessing and peace upon him) said, "€ ¦'¥Those of you who will live after me will see many differences. Then you must cling to my Sunnah and the Sunnah of the rightly guided khaleefahs. Hold fast to it and stick to it." (Aboo Daawood) In this month we sense that there is a possibility for unity, because we all fast together, we break fast together, we all worship Allah together, and we pray Salaatul-`Eid together. Therefore we sense that the unity of Muslims is possible. It is possible for Muslims to be a single body, but this will only be achieved when obedience is only to Allaah and His Messenger.

LESSON 9: Learning discipline

The Prophet (ma Allaah send His blessing and peace upon him) made us adhere to discipline and strictness, strictness that does not lead to fanaticism or going outside the bounds that Allaah has laid down. One cannot knowingly break the fast before the sunset, as this will not be accepted by Allaah. Muslims should learn to be very strict in their lives, because they are people of an important message, which they mold their lives around.

LESSON 10: Teaching the young to worship Allaah

It was the practice of the people of Madeenah, that during the fast of `Aashooraa (which is now a recommended fast of one day) to get their children to fast with them. When the children would cry of hunger and thirst, their parents would distract their attention by giving them some sort of toy to play with. The children would break their fast with their parents. (as mentioned in al-Bukhaaree) .

So the young should be brought to the masjid and they should pray with their parents, so that they are able to get into the habit of becoming worshippers of Allaah. If one does not encourage children to fast when they are young, they will find it very difficult to fast for thirty days at the age of puberty. This is why the Prophet (may Allah send His blessing and peace upon him) said, "Command your children to pray at the age of seven and beat them at the age of ten (if they do not pray." (Haakim)

LESSON 11: Caring for one's health

Fasting has many medical benefits and it teaches Muslims to take care of their health and too build strong bodies. The Prophet (may Allaah send His blessing and peace upon him) said, "A strong believer is better and is more beloved to Allah than a weak believer, and there is good in everyone." (Muslim)

--The questioning is half knowledge. (Prophet Muhammad, PBUH)

Remember Me in your Dua's,


Note: forwarded message attached.

Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.

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