Sunday, September 30, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1620

Hindi Jokes, funny sms, shayries, indian

Messages In This Digest (11 Messages)

1.
Puma Ads!!!!!!...sRe... From: Sreedhar Gavarasana
2.
"Do Dreams Come True ... Twice?" From: ~*~R A K E S H~*~
3.
Kadi nitt milna tay kadi kadi lamaa sma tadphauna, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
4.
Har ek bar kyon dil ki hi maat hoti hai !! From: diveesha marri
5.
Jab meri haqeeqat ja ja kar un ko sunai (Romanhindi) From: diveesha marri
6.
Assin tan pehlan hee maaaray hoye han kismat day,(Romanhindi) From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
7.
Yes, I do From: harvindrakaurbpl
8.
OH MY God ......Unbelievable!!!...sRe... From: Sreedhar Gavarasana
9.
Going to Propose a Girl ? From: Love is Life
10.
Laga Chunari Mein Daag From: ~*~R A K E S H~*~
11.
Petrol Station and Hand phone (read this!)...sRe... From: Sreedhar Gavarasana

Messages

1.

Puma Ads!!!!!!...sRe...

Posted by: "Sreedhar Gavarasana" sreedhar.gavarasana@csc.az   sreedhar_gavarasana

Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:38 am (PST)

2.

"Do Dreams Come True ... Twice?"

Posted by: "~*~R A K E S H~*~" aloner0705@yahoo.com   aloner0705

Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:40 am (PST)

"Do Dreams Come True ... Twice?"

by Marigrace Iodice

The dreams of yesterday
Have come...and gone
But my thoughts of you just linger on.
The sweet memories of you
Are they too good to be true?

Reminiscing is just not enough
How could you be the man of my dreams
That I've come to love?

Why aren't dreams like the Fairytales
Where we could all "live happily ever after"?
But like always...and it never fails
The dreamer is unable to hear the laughter.

I wish I could stop thinking of you
But then my incentive for dreaming is gone
And then there will be nothing
For me to hold on!

Now that I'm awake and coping with reality
I'm glad my dreams of you came true
And they are no longer just a fantasy!

But now I find myself
Holding on and thinking of the past
Dreaming and fantasizing helps
But I want another dream to last!

It's amazing...of all the different inventions
There isn't a single device
That can help me
To make my dream come true...TWICE!!

Try to make every dream come true & make it last, but becareful what u wish for!




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3.

Kadi nitt milna tay kadi kadi lamaa sma tadphauna,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:40 am (PST)

Kadi nitt milna tay kadi kadi lamaa
sma tadphauna,

Ohda apna banauna , kaleje naal launa,
Kadi nitt milna tay kadi kadi lamaa sma tadphauna,
Ohda duur duur tak roz khwabaan vich lijaanaa,
Ohda kadi kadi baharaan ton bohut uchay uthauna,
Ohda mushkilan vich vee kade na mathe vatt pauna,
Har gall mann kay vafaa da poora yaekeen divauna,
Ohda zindagi day panniyan tay mera naam lihkvauna,
Sirr da taaj banauna tay palkan tay bithauna,
Ohdiyan gallan vich hameshan hee mera zikar auna,
Dou jisam tay ikk rooh haan assin eho hee aakhvauna,
Ohda hath tay angiyaarian nu shar-e-aam jalauna,
Ohda kandiyaale rahaan tay sohal pairaan da pauna,
Mainu tan ajj vee yaad hai ohda laaray launa,
Ohda kehna kay duur nhi hai hun apna thikaana,

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4.

Har ek bar kyon dil ki hi maat hoti hai !!

Posted by: "diveesha marri" diveesha21@yahoo.co.in   diveesha21

Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:42 am (PST)







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5.

Jab meri haqeeqat ja ja kar un ko sunai (Romanhindi)

Posted by: "diveesha marri" diveesha21@yahoo.co.in   diveesha21

Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:43 am (PST)


Jab meri haqeeqat ja ja kar un ko sunai logon nay,

Jab meri haqeeqat ja ja kar un ko sunai
logon nay,
kuchh sach bhi kaha kuch jhooth kaha kuchh baat banai
logon nay,
Dhaaye hain hamesha zulm_o_sitam duniya nay mohabat waloon par,
Dou dil ko kabhi milney na diya deewaar uthai
logon nay,
Ankhon se na ansu ponch sakey honthon pe khushi dekhi na gayi,
Abaad jo dekha ghar mera aag lagai logon nay,
Tanhai ka sathi mil na saka ruswai mein shamil
sehar hua,
Pehley tou mera dil tod diya phir eid manai logon nay
Iss daor mein jeena mushkil hai ae ashq koi asaan nhin,
Har ik qadam par marney ki abb rasm chalai
logon nay,



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6.

Assin tan pehlan hee maaaray hoye han kismat day,(Romanhindi)

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:43 am (PST)

Assin tan pehlan hee maaaray hoye han kismat day,


Assin tan pehlan hee maarey hoye han kismat day,

Lokkan naal mil kay saanu sataunday kyon ho,

Ikk hee vaar mang lavo assin jaan vee day devaangay,

Baar baar merey dil nu dukhaunday kyon ho,

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7.

Yes, I do

Posted by: "harvindrakaurbpl" harvindrakaurbpl@yahoo.com   harvindrakaurbpl

Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:44 am (PST)

Hello friends,

i am harvindra. i joint this yahoo group only a few time before. i
really very enjoyed to join this group

8.

OH MY God ......Unbelievable!!!...sRe...

Posted by: "Sreedhar Gavarasana" sreedhar.gavarasana@csc.az   sreedhar_gavarasana

Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:45 am (PST)



Best Regards,

G. SREEDHAR

E&I Department

Caspian Shipyard Company Ltd.,

South bay, KMNF Basin,

Baku, Azerbaijan

Ext: 249

Mobile: (00994-50)3758976

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only>

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9.

Going to Propose a Girl ?

Posted by: "Love is Life" broken.drop@gmail.com   broken.drop

Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:50 am (PST)

*Going to Propose a Girl ?*
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Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...

1) Nahi.................???

2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare.......

3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....

4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....

5) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...

6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....

7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??

8) Magar last year to Maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??

9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....

10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??

11) Itni is baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??

12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!

13) Sorry

14) "……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L…………………………… "

15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"

16) "Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " … (Which we
guys most oftenly do )

17) Phele kyon nahi bataya AB tum late ho gaye ..

18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.

19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably
followed by a slap)

20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…

Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)

Girl: saat janam

21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)

22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…

23) Now that's a real tragedy….

Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

24) Boy: I love U!

Gal: I don't think ABT all this before marriage.

25) Keep loving I don't care.

26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…

27) Kaun as number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein. Ha ha ha
ha….

28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi

29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi

30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi

31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge

32) Knyo, Tina NE "No" bola?

33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?

34) Kitne time ke liye -???

35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..

36) Thanks. I love you, too.

37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U…..
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Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….

38) "What?"

39) "Let's just stay away from this"

40) My friend in college got one classic reply … "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"

41) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."

42)Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring,
phir bhi nahi sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.

43) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.

44) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be
just good friends for ever

45) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. ..

46) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..

47) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down
all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ...

48) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..

49)hehe I didn't expect that from you....

50)nice joke ...

51)tum ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisal gaye.....

52)achha tum bhi meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil,ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme
interest hai ..... And then walks on.............

53)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata.... Peheli bari hai kya?? Koi baat
nahi mein batati Hun
<http://www.mr-desi.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1222&Itemid=79>
???...

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10.

Laga Chunari Mein Daag

Posted by: "~*~R A K E S H~*~" aloner0705@yahoo.com   aloner0705

Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:50 am (PST)












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11.

Petrol Station and Hand phone (read this!)...sRe...

Posted by: "Sreedhar Gavarasana" sreedhar.gavarasana@csc.az   sreedhar_gavarasana

Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:51 am (PST)



Best Regards,

G. SREEDHAR

E&I Department

Caspian Shipyard Company Ltd.,

South bay, KMNF Basin,

Baku, Azerbaijan

Ext: 249

Mobile: (00994-50)3758976

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