Monday, September 24, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1611

Messages In This Digest (20 Messages)

1.
PAL PAL MAIN BANTA HAI AHSAAS ( SHAYARI) || PRANAY|| From: PRANAY
2a.
Why the wedding ring worn on the fourth finger From: Sumit Goel
3a.
I am Very busy today....have a big job to do...Pls Dont Disturb!!!!! From: Sumit Goel
4a.
M I your Good Friend , see ??? From: Sumit Goel
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New Car From: Sumit Goel
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The Bath Tub Test From: Love is Life
7a.
SMS From: chlwnt
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Fwd: Beautiful Quote Wallpapers by Great minds..... From: Hassan Ali
9.
Reality Check From: ~ Jenn ~
10.
Ganesh Kumble ka funny hindi sms panna number - 101 From: ganeshkumble
11.
THE ONLY WAY TO A WOMAN'S HEART !!!!!!!!!!! From: Prathamesh Divekar
12.
MEDICAL TEST From: ~ Jenn ~
13.
Pull down the Rainbow From: Woli malik
14.
Deep within my heart From: Woli malik
15.
Did I read that sign right? From: ~ Jenn ~
16.
TRUE STORY BUDWISER PLEASE PASS ON From: ~ Jenn ~
17.
MY DEAR FREINDS...... From: ganesh
18.
FOR WORLD PEACE : MUST SEE !!!!..sRe... From: Sreedhar Gavarasana
19.
Funny Images 1 From: Jex
20.
Be  Strong... From: Ashish T

Messages

1.

PAL PAL MAIN BANTA HAI AHSAAS ( SHAYARI) || PRANAY||

Posted by: "PRANAY" onlypranay2003@yahoo.com   onlypranay2003

Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:09 am (PST)

MANA KI HUM ITNE SWEET NAHI
KI DAIBTEES HO JAE
ITNE SHOLTI BHI NAHI KI B,P BADH JAE
ITNE TESTY BHI NAHI KI MAZA AA JAE
PAR HUM ITNE KARVE BHI NAHI KI YAAD HI NA AAEN


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PAL PAL MAIN BANTA HAI AHSAAS
AHSAAS SE BANTA HAI VISWAAS
VISWAAS SE BANTE HAIN RISTE
AUR IN RISTON SE BANTA HAI KOI KHAAS
JAYSE KI AAP

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JEETE HAIN TERA NAAM LE KAR
MARNE KE BAAD KYA ANZAAM HOGA
KAFAN UTHA KAR DEKH LENA
WO BEWAFA LABON PAR TERA HI NAAM HOGA

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PRANAY

Email: onlypranay2003@yahoo.com


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2a.

Why the wedding ring worn on the fourth finger

Posted by: "Sumit Goel" goelsumitkumar@gmail.com   sumitji2000

Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:11 am (PST)



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Trully Indian

Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?

Thumb represents your Parents
Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings
Middle finger represents your-Self
Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner
& the Last (Little) finger represents your children

Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold
them together - back to back
Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to
tip
(As shown in the figure below):

cid:441416336000000@web63612.mail.re1.yahoo.com

Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will
open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and
have to leave you sooner or later.

Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers
(representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and
sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own
separate lives.

Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing
your children)...., they will open too, because the children also will get
married and settle down on their own some day.

Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers
(representing your spouse).
You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband &
Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!!

Please try this out.............

ISN'T THIS A LOVELY THEORY?

3a.

I am Very busy today....have a big job to do...Pls Dont Disturb!!!!!

Posted by: "Sumit Goel" goelsumitkumar@gmail.com   sumitji2000

Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:12 am (PST)



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Trully Indian

-------- I am Very busy. Big job to do. DON'T DISTURB



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4a.

M I your Good Friend , see ???

Posted by: "Sumit Goel" goelsumitkumar@gmail.com   sumitji2000

Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:18 am (PST)



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Trully India

I am going to say about the..........
Money

cid:498716586000000@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

It can buy a house
cid:498716586000001@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

But not a home
cid:498716586000000@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

It can buy a clock
cid:498716586000002@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

But not time
cid:498716586000000@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

It can buy you a position
cid:498716586000000@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

But not respect
cid:498716586000000@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

It can buy you a bed
cid:498716587000003@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

But not sleep
cid:498716586000000@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

It can buy you a book
cid:498716587000004@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

But not knowledge
cid:498716586000000@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

It can buy you medicine
cid:498716587000005@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

But not health
cid:498716586000000@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

It can buy you blood
cid:498716587000006@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

But not life

So you see money isn't everything
cid:498716586000000@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

And it often causes pain and suffering

I tell you this because I am your friend
cid:498716586000000@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

And as your friend I want to
cid:498716586000000@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

Take away your pain and suffering!!
cid:498716586000000@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

So
Send me all your money
cid:498716586000000@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

And I will suffer for you!
cid:498716586000000@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

Cash only please!

After all, what are friends for, right??
cid:498716587000007@web8602.mail.in.yahoo.com

I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!

START IMMEDIATELY SENDING YOUR TROUBLES
(MONEY) ..............


5.

New Car

Posted by: "Sumit Goel" goelsumitkumar@gmail.com   sumitji2000

Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:24 am (PST)

6.

The Bath Tub Test

Posted by: "Love is Life" broken.drop@gmail.com   broken.drop

Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:25 am (PST)

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7a.

SMS

Posted by: "chlwnt" chlwnt@gmail.com   chlwnt

Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:26 am (PST)

(READ IN HINDI)

Rajwade mein ud rahe the ghode
Rajwade mein ud rahe the ghode
Rajwade mein ud rahe the ghode
Rajwade mein ud rahe the ghode

Dhyan lagakar kyun padhata hai yede?

Kabhi dekhe hain udate hue ghode ?

8.

Fwd: Beautiful Quote Wallpapers by Great minds.....

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:45 am (PST)

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struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own

2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so
choose the best place where you would shine..

3) Falling down is not defeat...
defeat is when your refuse to get up...

4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it

5) When your successful your well wishers know who
you are when you are unsuccessful
you know who your well wishers are

6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults;
greater to tell him/her

7) "To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world

8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' "

9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your
life makes all the difference.

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9.

Reality Check

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net   whitewolf6887

Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:41 am (PST)

A woman woke up one morning,
Looked in the mirror,
And noticed she had only three hairs on her head.
Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today?"
So she did and she had a wonderful day.

The next day she woke up,
Looked in the mirror
And saw that she had only two hairs on her head.
"H-M-M," she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today?"
So she did and she had a grand day.

The next day she woke up,
Looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her
Head."Well," she said,"today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony
Tail."
So she did and she had a fun, day.

The next day she woke up,
Looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair
On her head."YEA!" she exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair today!"

Attitude is everything.
Be kinder than necessary,
For everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

Live simply,

Love generously,

Care deeply,

Speak kindly.......

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...

It's about learning to dance in the rain.
10.

Ganesh Kumble ka funny hindi sms panna number - 101

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:44 am (PST)


Honsle buland kar raste par chal le
tuje tera mukaam mil jayega.
Akela pahel kar kaafeela khud ban jayega.

Meri kalpana thi ki ek acha web site ya group
banaya jaye jaha log ek dusro se acchi acchi
cheeje share kar sake entertaintment kar sake.
Jokes , Chutkule ,Kahania and pictures and
bahut kuch.

Yehi dimag me rakhte hue maine 7 Nov 2004
ke din jab hindi jokes hamara naya group banaya.
Muje khusi hai ki is raah me mai akela nahi hu.
Aap sab log mere sath hai.
Muje roj roj bahut sare sms aate hai.
Aab feer se mai apne hindi jokes ke panne
start kar raha hu.Muje ummid hai aap logo
ko pasand aayenge
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11.

THE ONLY WAY TO A WOMAN'S HEART !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: "Prathamesh Divekar" prathamesh.2006@gmail.com   prathamesh_pd

Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:33 pm (PST)

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12.

MEDICAL TEST

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net   whitewolf6887

Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:41 pm (PST)





As WE get older our DOCTORS recommend, that WE have tests, run more often.
SO I'M sending these tests out to YOU, to save YOU time and MONEY.

MEDICAL TEST


STARE INTO THE CAT'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS ...
Then Scroll Down


NOW STARE IN THE PUPPY'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS ...


Scroll Down


Your CAT SCAN
And LAB TESTS
Are now complete


- couldn't resist...

13.

Pull down the Rainbow

Posted by: "Woli malik" woli_m@yahoo.com   woli_m

Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:44 pm (PST)

If I could pull down the rainbow

I would write your name with it

&

Put it back in the sky to let everybody know

How colorful my life is with a friend like you!

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14.

Deep within my heart

Posted by: "Woli malik" woli_m@yahoo.com   woli_m

Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:45 pm (PST)

What you see as truth,

What you see as lies,

Remember that true friendship never dies.

Although we may change and drift apart,

I'll always value you deep within my heart

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15.

Did I read that sign right?

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net   whitewolf6887

Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:48 pm (PST)

Did I read that sign right?

Hope you enjoy these.

Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT O ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOUL THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK
OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop?
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR
WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE
1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD
ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to.
We all need a good laugh.
16.

TRUE STORY BUDWISER PLEASE PASS ON

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net   whitewolf6887

Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:59 pm (PST)

Story (not a joke) this is priceless

The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE!

How Budweiser handled those
Who laughed at those
Who died on the 11th of September,
2001...Thought you might like to know
What happened in a little town north
Of Bakersfield , California .

After you finish reading
This, please forward
This story on to others so that our
Nation and people around the world
Will know about those who laughed when
They found out about the tragic
Events in New York , Pennsylvania , and
The Pentagon.

On September 11th, a
Budweiser employee was
Making a delivery to a convenien
Store in a California town named
McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that
Had occurred in New York when he
Entered the business to find the two
Arabs, who owned the business,
Whooping and hollering to show their
Approval and support of this
Treacherous attack.

The Budweiser employee went
To his truck, called his boss and told him
Of the very upsetting event! He didn't
Feel he could be in that store with those
Horrible people. His boss asked him,

"Do you think you could go in there
Long enough to pull every Budweiser
Product and item our beverage company
Sells there? We'll never deliver
To them again." The employee walked
In, proceeded to pull every single
Product his beverage company provided
And left with an incredible grin
On his face. He told them never to
Bother to call for a delivery again.
Choice for that community.

Just letting you know how Kern County
Handled this situation.

And Now The Rest Of The Story:

It seems that the Bud driver
And the Pepsi man are neighbors.
Bud called Pepsi and told him.
Pepsi called his boss who
Told him to pull all Pepsi products as
Well!!! That would include Frito
Lay, etc. Furthermore, word spread and
All vendors followed suit! At
Last report, the store was closed indefinitely.

Good old American Passive-Aggressive A$$ Whoopin!

Pass this along, America needs to know that
We're all working together!

If you can read this...Thank a teacher...

If you are reading it in English....

THANK A SOLDIER!!!

God Bless America !!
17.

MY DEAR FREINDS......

Posted by: "ganesh" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:47 am (PST)

Hi How are you?
I hope you are enjoying group mails.
I am in contact with all members.
Some members ask me that they
have funny mails in there mail box.
They want to foward there mails
to our group.But they dont know the
procedure.

Friends it is easy to forward any
interesting mails at group.
Just send/forward your mails at
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Approved mails will be distributed
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You can share picture,hindi as well as
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18.

FOR WORLD PEACE : MUST SEE !!!!..sRe...

Posted by: "Sreedhar Gavarasana" sreedhar.gavarasana@csc.az   sreedhar_gavarasana

Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:48 am (PST)



GLASSNOST MUSHTALK'S CORNER

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Funny Images 1

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:07 am (PST)

20.

Be  Strong...

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:18 am (PST)



Be strong!
We are not here to play, to dream, to drift;
We have hard work to do, and loads to lift;
Shun not the struggle--face it; 'tis God's gift.

Be strong!
Say not, "The days are evil. Who's to blame?"
And fold the hands and acquiesce--oh shame!
Stand up, speak out, and bravely, in God's name.

Be strong!
It matters not how deep intrenched the wrong.
How hard the battle goes, the day how long;
Faint not--fight on! To-morrow comes the song.

~Maltbie Davenport Babcock
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