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3.: rain(joke)

Posted by: "pujanv" pujanv@yahoo.co.in pujanv

Fri Sep 5, 2008 11:55 am (PDT)

Santa told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
its already raining. Santa: So what? Take an
umbrella and go.
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4.: Impossible is nothing adidas & olYmpics

Posted by: "~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~" zzshashizz@yahoo.com zzshashizz

Fri Sep 5, 2008 5:57 pm (PDT)

Impossible is nothing adidas & olYmpics
Vry Very Funny dont miss

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5.: Good Morning Friends

Posted by: "Neha Parikh..!!" parikhneha1411@gmail.com me.neha1221

Fri Sep 5, 2008 6:03 pm (PDT)

Good Morning Friends

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6.: Beautiful Girl Yaponochki

Posted by: "Huma Naz" huma61a@gmail.com huma61a

Fri Sep 5, 2008 6:44 pm (PDT)

Beautiful Girl Yaponochki

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7a.: Re: Forgiveness

Posted by: "Au Chakravorti" auchakravorti@yahoo.co.in auchakravorti

Fri Sep 5, 2008 6:51 pm (PDT)

DEAR MR. SHAH,

MANY THANKS FOR YOUR NICE E-MAIL.

HOWEVER, PLEASE IN THE SALUTATION WRITE OR ADD "MADAM" ALSO WHENEVER U R WRITING "DEAR SIR". OTHERWISE A BIG COMMUNITY IS LEFT OUT.

PLEASE "FORGIVE" ME IF I HAVE HURT U........

BEST WISHES,
SEEMA

Dear Sir,
"MICHCHHAMI DUKKADDAM"

On the occasion of "Paryushan Parva", we ask for forgiveness,
If we may have hurt your feelings by thoughts, words or actions, knowingly or unknowingly.
KHAMEMI SAVVE JIVA : We forgive all the living beings,
SAVVE JIVA KHAMANTU ME : We seek pardon from all the living beings,
MITTI ME SAVVA BHUTESU : We are friendly towards all the living beings,
VERAM MAJJHAM NA KENVI : And we seek enemity with none,
MICHHAMI DUKKADDAM! : And we ask for forgiveness from all!

THANKING YOU ALL FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT AND WISHES

Ashwin Shah
M. NO. 91 98795 63768

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8.: Sylvester Catches Tweety......

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com ashtek_2001

Fri Sep 5, 2008 6:54 pm (PDT)

Live your life to fullest because you only get one.....

Watch this until Sylvester catches Tweety
(wait for it. It's worth it)...AFTER Tweety is caught, scroll down.

This was a test. How long did you watch?

0-2 seconds - there's hope for you
2-5 seconds - having a bad day?
5-10 seconds - or you may be just a slow reader?
10-20 seconds - remedial classes are nothing to be ashamed of
20-30 seconds - it is recommended that you don't breed.
30 sec-1 min - you probably can't read this anyway, So why bother?
1-2 min - the equivalent of the average house plant
2-5 min - Good afternoon Jessica Simpson
5 min-1 hr - Dead people score in this range
1 hr plus - Congratulations. You have a negative IQ. To find out what your prize is, watch bugs until he finishes his carrot..

HEY, DON'T BLAME ME...YOU SHOULD KNOW SYLVESTER NEVER CATCHES TWEETY. - now go on and forward it to another of your unsuspecting friends.

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9.: Koi miltaa hi nahin humse hamara ban kar

Posted by: "chayan jain" chayanjain@yahoo.com chayanjain

Fri Sep 5, 2008 7:11 pm (PDT)

Koi miltaa hi nahin humse hamara ban kar,

Koi miltaa hi nahin humse hamara ban kar,
Tum mile bhi to bohut duur kinara ban kar,

Har aik ummid nigahon se chhalak jaati hai,
Unka har lafz aankhon se sharara ban kar,

Aur sab toot gayin cheezen khilono ki tarha,
Ek yaaqin saath mein rehta hai sahara ban kar,

Tum rahoge is chhoti si zameen tak mehdud,
Hum to chamkeinge aik roaz sitaraa bann kar,

Chayan Jain

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10.: I always thought

Posted by: "ashwini" sweetawni@gmail.com sweet.awni

Fri Sep 5, 2008 7:20 pm (PDT)

I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling,
But I realized that loving a friend is even better.
We lose people we love, but v never lose true friends.

Thank you for touching my life in ways u may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like u -
A precious gift from God!

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11.: Love Ur Parents

Posted by: "ripu daman" ripubatra@yahoo.com ripubatra

Fri Sep 5, 2008 7:31 pm (PDT)

Love Ur Parents

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12a.: Cute Boy Joy

Posted by: "aapkadost" aapkadost100@gmail.com aapkadost100

Fri Sep 5, 2008 7:33 pm (PDT)

Cute Boy Joy

Name:Joy,Date of Birth:13/7/2006,Father's Name:Mukesh

sonu Shah <sonu_shah1973@yahoo.co.in>
Cute Boy Joy

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13.: take a break from work

Posted by: "chayan jain" chayanjain@yahoo.com chayanjain

Fri Sep 5, 2008 7:34 pm (PDT)

take a break from work

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14a.: Good Morning

Posted by: "neha parikh" parikhneha1411@gmail.com me.neha1221

Fri Sep 5, 2008 7:37 pm (PDT)

yar kabhi kisi katil se pyar na maango, aur
apne hi gale ke liye talwar na maango.

husn walon me mohabbat ki kami hoti hai
aur chahne walon ki takhdeer buri hoti hai.
un hi ke marey to hai hum zindagini me.
hain 4 lafz mohabbat ki is kahani me.

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15.: Spy Guns Ever Amazing

Posted by: "Min Khan" min_420@yahoo.com min_420

Fri Sep 5, 2008 7:52 pm (PDT)

Spy Guns Ever Amazing

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16.: MAi TujHE Itna PiYAR DUnn

Posted by: "neha parikh" parikhneha1411@gmail.com me.neha1221

Fri Sep 5, 2008 7:55 pm (PDT)

MAi TujHE Itna PiYAR DUnn
TEre sABhi gAMO Ko sEmEt LOn mAI tujhAY iTnA pIyAR DUn*
TeRe udasiYo ko hata kai tere har sham nikhar dun*
TerE ankho mai chupi khizah mere dil pai asar kar gae*
Tere wajood ko mehkade Jo Tere labo ko wo bahar dun*

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17.: SWEET AFFLICTION By prettymonkey26 monkey

Posted by: "tuna" tunaysem@gmail.com tunaysem

Fri Sep 5, 2008 8:02 pm (PDT)

SWEET AFFLICTION By prettymonkey26 monkey

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18.: Yeh kya haal banaliya hai tumne apna

Posted by: "neha parikh" parikhneha1411@gmail.com me.neha1221

Fri Sep 5, 2008 8:04 pm (PDT)

* Yeh kya haal banaliya hai tumne apna
Ab os ka haal bhi tumhare jaisa ho
Yeh zaroori to nahi*

* *

* Haari hai tumne bazi mohabbat ki
Zindagi ki bazi bhi haar jao
Yeh zaroori to nahi*

* *

* Is pal mohabbat par bohot naaz hai tum ko
Ab har pal yehi dohrao
Yeh zaroori to nahi*

* *

* Zinda reh kar bhi rasm-e-mohabbat ada hosakti hai
Ab mar kar hi yeh rasam nibhaou
Yeh zaroori to nahi*

* *

* "kabhi kisi se mohabbat na karna"
aisi naseehat matt diya kar mujhe
jo tere saath howa, who mere saath bhi ho
yeh zaroori to nahi*

* *

* Zindagi ke safar mai,
har mosaafir khowaab deakhta hai
Ab tabassom tera bhi khowaab poora ho
Yeh zaroori to nahi*

* *

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Har taraf gairahi hai,

Kinaara nazar nahi aata.

Vaada toh kar lete hai bahot mohabbat karlene ke baad,

Par jab musibat pade, toh koi saath nibhaane nahi aata.

નેહા પરીખ
नेहा परीख

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19a.: 1-SG

Posted by: "Sanjay" sanjay17gupta@yahoo.co.in sanjay17gupta

Fri Sep 5, 2008 8:04 pm (PDT)

MAGROOR HAMIAN KEHTI HAI TO KEHTI RAHE DUNIYA
HUM MUUR KAR KISI SHAKS KO DEKHA NAHI KARTE.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Koi tum se agar pochy meri zindagi ki dastaan

Hatheli pe zara si khak rakh k urra dena......

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

kon Deta HE Umer Bhar Ka Sahara Faraz

Log TO JanazE Main Bhi KandhE BadltE Hain

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

Umeed Wo Rakhay Nahi Kisi Aur Se MOHSIN,

Har Shakhs Muhabbat Nahi Karta Usse Kehna

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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20.: My Little star Abhiram and Adikrishn

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11

Fri Sep 5, 2008 8:49 pm (PDT)

My Little star Abhiram and Adikrishn

This little stars are
Master Abhiram.Rajesh.Valath and
Master Adikrishn.Rajesh.Valath

Comments By Gardian Mr Rajesh.Valath

All the pictures in the we bsite are very cute...

Please publish the attached pictuer too. Details as mentioned below.

Father Name: Rajesh Valath

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Posted by: "Huma Naz" huma52a@gmail.com huma52a

Fri Sep 5, 2008 10:05 am (PDT)

Posted by: "Lafanga cool" lafanga@ymail.com lafcool

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Posted by: "pujanv" pujanv@yahoo.co.in pujanv

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Posted by: "~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~" zzshashizz@yahoo.com zzshashizz

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