Tuesday, September 23, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2028

Messages In This Digest (8 Messages)

1.
Mere Hisse Ki Har Khushi From: Sanjay Gupta
2.
HUSBAND AND WIFE JOKES From: ~ Guchi ~
3.
Good Morning & Great Week Ahead From: Neha Parikh..!!
4.
*Rickshaw Art _ Bangladesh*_*  Grzegorz Komar From: tuna
5.
beautiful sayari from my heart From: chayan jain
6.
Babies are Babies From: chayan jain
7a.
Akhir Kab Tak?(Hindi Poem dont miss) From: GaneshKumble
7b.
Akhir Kab Tak?(Hindi Poem dont miss) From: ganeshkumble11

Messages

1.

Mere Hisse Ki Har Khushi

Posted by: "Sanjay Gupta" sanjay17gupta@yahoo.co.in   sanjay17gupta

Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:44 pm (PDT)

Mere Haathon Se Gir Gayi Lakeeren Kahin,
Bhool Aaye Hum Apni Takdeeren Kahin.
Agar Mile Tumko Kahin To Utha Lena,
Mere Hisse Ki Har Khushi Apne Haathon Pe Saja Lena
 
~~~SG~~~
2.

HUSBAND AND WIFE JOKES

Posted by: "~ Guchi ~" guchijain19@yahoo.co.in   guchijain19

Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:44 pm (PDT)

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women
and then he turns them into Wives.
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If u r married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage.
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Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like leftovers, eaten when there's no choice.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would
go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you
continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Here comes the Ultimate One :)
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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3.

Good Morning & Great Week Ahead

Posted by: "Neha Parikh..!!" parikhneha1411@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:50 pm (PDT)

* Benefits of smile *

[image: Sent By Neha]
*Smile shows friendship*

[image: Sent By Neha] *Smile makes new friends*

[image: Sent By Neha] *Smile makes other people's day brighter*

[image: Sent By Neha] *Smile improves your day*

[image: Sent By Neha] *Smile looks better than a frown*

[image: Sent By Neha] *Smile Puts others at ease*

[image: Sent By Neha] *Smile always enjoyable to give and receive*

[image: Sent By Neha] *Smile leaves favorable impressions*

[image: Sent By Neha] *Smile makes you look happy, confident, and
self-assured*

[image: Sent By Neha] *Smile could be the start of a lifetime relationship!*

* So, dear friend... Never leave the smile from your face!!*

* Keep Smiling..........*

* * [image: Sent By Neha]

--
Kisi ne bhee apni kismat nahi dekhi...
Aur kismat ne shayad meri himmat nahi dekhi..
Jo kehte hai ki duriyo se pyar kam hota hai..
Usne shayad meri mohabbat nahi dekhi...

નેહા પરીખ
नेहा परीख
4.

*Rickshaw Art _ Bangladesh*_*  Grzegorz Komar

Posted by: "tuna" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:09 pm (PDT)


Nice Rickshaw Paintings Art Bangladesh Grzegorz Komar
Nice pictures
nice rikshaw art
nice paintings
best paitings in bangladesh
nature art on rikshaw
best paitings of bangladesh
funny paint work
amazing art pics
nice one
bollywood paitings on rikshaw
uncommon paintings art
visit us for tuna ji ke cartoons and funny pictures

funny images of india and bangladesh
5.

beautiful sayari from my heart

Posted by: "chayan jain" chayanjain@yahoo.com   chayanjain

Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:16 pm (PDT)


Aap Jaise Bhi Hai, Humare Hai,

Hume Aap Jaan Se Bhi, Pyaare Hai|

Kya Likhe Aapki, Nazar Aai Sanam,

Hum To Bas Aapke Sahare Hai
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Jo Kuwe Ke Pass Se, Pyasa Hi Laut Jana Pare,

Karib Aake Tere Dar Se, Laut Jana Para|

Kisi Se Wada Kiya Tha, Jo Kabhi Humne,

Dard Ko Dil Main Choopakar, Bhi Muskarana Para||

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Kar Gujarne Ki Chah Jinme Hai,

Manjil Unhi Ko Milti Hai|

Jo Kinare Pe Baithe Rahte Hai,

Unhe Moti Na Milti Hai||

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Chayan Jain
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6.

Babies are Babies

Posted by: "chayan jain" chayanjain@yahoo.com   chayanjain

Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:37 pm (PDT)

Babies are Babies
he friends Babies are Babies.if u like plz reply me

Chayan Jain

cute babies dancing with statue

babies playing with computor funny

picture of women carrieng his babies in bag

drunked babies
cute pictures of cute babies

funny photographs of funny babies
7a.

Akhir Kab Tak?(Hindi Poem dont miss)

Posted by: "GaneshKumble" aapkadost100@gmail.com   aapkadost100

Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:51 pm (PDT)

Tum dard chhupa kar rakhoge, -
Yeh silsila aakhir kab tak. -

Tum kitne khat likh kar phaadoge, -
Yeh haalat rahegi aakhir kab tak. -

Tum izhaar ko raaz banaaoge, -
Yeh zubaan pe shikan aakhir kab tak. -

Tum khud ko anjaa'n bataaoge, -
Yeh la'ilmee aakhir kab tak. -

Tum tasavvur men gul khilaaoge, -
Yeh sapnon ka mahal aakhir kab tak. -

Tum kab tak dil ko bahlaaoge, -
Yeh Na,maaqooli aakhir kab tak. -

Tum dil ki baat kab bayaan kar paaoge, -
Yeh khaamoshi ka aalam aakhir kab tak. -

Tum aise jeevan kab tak biataaoge, -
Yeh haalat-e-zaar aakhir kab tak. -

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7b.

Akhir Kab Tak?(Hindi Poem dont miss)

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:53 pm (PDT)

Seeta ji

Akhir Kab Tak ka jawab shayad he koi dund paye.

Maine be khoj karne ki koshish ki

par aakhir kab tak ke bahut sare sawal he sawal mile

shayad akhir kub tak ka koi be jawab nahi hai mere pass

shayad hamare members ke pass ho jawab

mere pass to keval sawal he sawal hai

Aap ka friend

Ganesh Kumble

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> Akhir Kab Tak?
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