Monday, September 22, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2027

Messages In This Digest (6 Messages)

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1a.

Pehli baar jab un se meri tanhaayi mein baat hue,

Posted by: "chayan jain" chayanjain@yahoo.com   chayanjain

Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:23 pm (PDT)

Pehli baar jab un se meri tanhaayi mein baat hue,

Pehli baar jab un se meri tanhaayi mein baat hue,

Mere dil ke har kone mein phuulon kee barsaat hue,

Un ke hothon par machli tou voh sirf ikk muskaan hee thee,

Lekin mujh tak aate aate phuulon kee saugaat hue,

Chaand, sitaare jugnu usko sunte thay muskaate thay,

Shabb bhar aankhon hee aankhon se jis bhaasha mein baat hue,

Aur koi pehchaan meri tou ishq me baaki hai hee nhi,

Dil kee khalish hee mazhab mera dil kee khalash hee zaat hue,

Masti kaa aalam na poochho khud mein jazab huey hum yuun,

Dhadkan ko bhi yaad nhi kab raat hue parbhaat hue,

Chayan Jain

Dhadkan ko bhi yaad nhi kab raat hue parbhaat hue
2.

Beautiful Heart Touching Motivational Quotations wallpapers part 4 N

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:40 pm (PDT)

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3.

Romance Mathematics

Posted by: "riski_001" riski_001@yahoo.in   riski_001

Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:43 pm (PDT)

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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him
a little
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4a.

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase?

Posted by: "Lahore Lahore Aye Lahore" lahorerang@yahoo.com   lahorerang

Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:46 pm (PDT)

Dear Bo$$
In thi$life, we all need$ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you$hould be under$tanding of the need$of u$worker$who have given$o much$upport including$weat and$ervice to your company.
I am$ure you will gue$$what I mean and re$pond$oon.
Your$$incerely,
The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:
Dear,
I kNOw you have been working very hard.NOwadays,NOthing much has changed. You must haveNOticed that our company isNOt doingNOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists areNOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After theNOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

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5.

Cute Baby Pictures Little Angel Reha

Posted by: "aapkadost100" aapkadost100@gmail.com   aapkadost100

Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:05 pm (PDT)

Cute Baby Pictures Little Angel Reha

Name of Baby: Reha.Amit.Banik,Nick Name:Jujon
Papa's Name:Amit.Banik, Mummy's Name:Pampa.Banik
City:Beliaghata,Kolkata,Date Of Birth:10-Sep-2007

Source Mail from banik_anthew@yahoo.com

Little Angel Reha,
Name: Reha Banik
Nick Name: Jujon
Date of Birth: 10-Sept-2007
Father's name: Amit
Mother's name: Pampa
Address: Beliaghata, Kolkata

SUBMIT YOUR BABY PICTURES AT kidspics4u@gmail.com
6.

Akhir Kab Tak?(Hindi Poem dont miss)

Posted by: "Seeta" rampurkiseeta@gmail.com   rampurkiseeta

Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:08 am (PDT)

HOTA HAI KYUN AKSAR,DESH MEN YEH HADASA?

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By : Seeta

Kya aap mujhe jawab de sakate hai?
Akhir Kab Tak?
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