Saturday, February 28, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2167

Hindi Jokes funny sms shayries pictures

Messages In This Digest (21 Messages)

1.
AWESOME picture From: Saima khan
2.
Self Esteem From: Aseem Kaistha
3.
new From: fiestaraj
4.
Tomorrow's Dreams... From: Aseem Kaistha
5.
If Your Challenges are too Large... From: mike Harris
6.
Helping Hand From: Aseem Kaistha
7.
funny boy manav p. From: sanjay patel
8.
A Friend As Special As U From: Hania Jamil
9a.
Kabhi yun jo ho kisi din agar From: Vinay Malhotra
10.
Cool Chairs that you have never seen before.... From: Saima khan
11.
Amazing Pictures Must see From: Saima khan
12.
My Dard-Bhari SMS Shayari Collections Part-37.. From: Hassan Ali
13.
Qalam Uthao Tu Tumharey Liye Likhon, From: Vinay Malhotra
14.
chahat From: charu p.
15.
I Choose to Have a Good Day From: Aseem Kaistha
16.
Encourage From: Aseem Kaistha
17.
To have Peace From: Aseem Kaistha
18.
VALUE  OF  MONEY From: sushilkumardugar
19.
(no subject) From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
20.
10 Rules for a Happy Day............ From: Vinay Malhotra
21.
My Dosti SMS Shayaries Collections Part-38... From: Hassan Ali

Messages

1.

AWESOME picture

Posted by: "Saima khan" saimajan4u@gmail.com   min_420

Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:02 am (PST)

AWESOME picture
2.

Self Esteem

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:04 am (PST)

Self Esteem

3.

new

Posted by: "fiestaraj" fiestaraj@yahoo.co.in   fiestaraj

Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:06 am (PST)

kabhi khushi kabhi gham,mere mail na honge kum,kabhi alvida ne kehna
aur mail karte rehna, dhoom2 mere mail padkar jhoom tu, hera pheri ab
mail karne ki bari apki...... dil se fiestaraj

4.

Tomorrow's Dreams...

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:12 am (PST)


Saturday, February 7, 2009
Tomorrow's Dreams...
Just a few words of advice:

Don't let today's disappointments
cast a shadow on tomorrow's dreams.

Keep Dreaming!!

5.

If Your Challenges are too Large...

Posted by: "mike Harris" liketobenice_98@yahoo.com   liketobenice_98

Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:38 am (PST)

Instead of avoiding challenges, jump into them.
Beat the heck out of them. Enjoy the game.
6.

Helping Hand

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:41 am (PST)

Helping Hand
7.

funny boy manav p.

Posted by: "sanjay patel" patel1975sanjay@yahoo.com   patel1975sanjay

Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:50 am (PST)

can u pls email this photo to all our friends
thank u

8.

A Friend As Special As U

Posted by: "Hania Jamil" hania.jamill@gmail.com   hania.jamil

Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:55 am (PST)

A Friend As Special As U
9a.

Kabhi yun jo ho kisi din agar

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:57 am (PST)

Kabhi yun jo ho kisi din agar
Kabhi tu mujhey sare-e-raah miley

Mein hazaar lamhon ko khainch kar
Yeh jo chalta waqt hai baandh doon

Yeh jo gardishen hein zameen ki
Usi ik lamhey pe ruki rahain

Mein taka karoon tujhey jazb se
Yunhi pyar se yunhi ishq se
Teri her adaa ko samait loon

Mein hisaar-e-jaan mein sajaa rakhon
Na tu keh sakey , na mein keh sakon

Tu jo paas ho to mein jee sakon
Tu jo door ho na jiya karoon

Kabhi yun jo ho kisi din agar
Merey humsafar tu jo na miley
Mein hazaar dharkanon ko khainch kar
Ye jo chalta dil hai baandh doon

Ye jo silsiley hein meri saans ke
Teri doori mein hi haar doon

Tu jo paas ho to mein jee sakoon
Tu jo door ho , na jiya karoon

Kabhi yun jo ho kisi din agar
Merey hum safar tu jo na miley…!

10.

Cool Chairs that you have never seen before....

Posted by: "Saima khan" saimajan4u@gmail.com   min_420

Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:04 am (PST)

Cool Chairs that you have never seen before....
11.

Amazing Pictures Must see

Posted by: "Saima khan" saimajan4u@gmail.com   min_420

Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:16 am (PST)

Amazing Pictures Must see
12.

My Dard-Bhari SMS Shayari Collections Part-37..

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" shayariworld@ymail.com   hassanrazvi786

Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:27 am (PST)

My Dard-Bhari SMS Shayari Collections Part-37..

Never take some one for granted,Hold every person
Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise

that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones."

Remember this always in life.

Syed Hassan Ali
Group Moderator

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13.

Qalam Uthao Tu Tumharey Liye Likhon,

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:35 am (PST)

Qalam Uthao Tu Tumharey Liye Likhon,
werna qalam ki zarorat mujhe nahi.
Lab hilaon tu tumhian pukaron,
werna lafzon ki hajata mujhe nahi.

Yeh duniya ek sunsan baagh hai,
Jis main ,main ghumshuda phanchi hon.
Main chahti hon ke Uron tu tumhari bahon main giron.
Werna paron ki zarorat mujhe nahi.

Jab bhi tumharey bare main sochti hon
Tu nain baras parte hain .
Meri khawaish hia ankhain num hon tu sirf tumharey liye.
werna ansoa`o ki zarorat mujhe nahi...

Mukhtasir yeh ke tum mere sath ho tu sub kuch mere pass hia...
Werna kisi or ki zarorat mujhe nahi.

14.

chahat

Posted by: "charu p." brezze22@yahoo.com   brezze22

Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:18 am (PST)

Dil k angan main chahat ka swera kar day
Ay KHUDA mujhe us ka ussay mera kar day

Ek bar to gira husan apne dewanay per
kuch sharma aur phir samne chehra kar day

Ya tmana koi bhi sar-e-sham jagaya na karo
Ya merey jazboon k samadar ko sehra kar day

Teri tasawar ki shabiha ko pehchan loon main
Is husan k naqshoon ko zara gehra kar day

Chalo basa lein dunya nai ek dujay mein
AA meri rooh pay apni zat ka pehra kar day
15.

I Choose to Have a Good Day

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:23 am (PST)

I Choose to Have a Good Day
16.

Encourage

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:28 am (PST)

Encourage
17.

To have Peace

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:29 am (PST)

To have Peace
18.

VALUE  OF  MONEY

Posted by: "sushilkumardugar" sushilkumardugar@yahoo.com   sushilkumardugar

Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:33 am (PST)

PAISA HI SAB KUCH NAHI

PAR PAISA BAHUT KUCH HAI

PAISA BAHUT KUCH HAI

PAR PAISA HI SAB KUCH NAHI

DONO BAT ME VIRODHAVAS HAI PAR DONO HI SAHI HAI

19.

(no subject)

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:37 am (PST)

Dilaan da haal puchhde ne dilaan da haal dasde ne,
 
Eh hanjhu, Nahi karde hameshan dukh da izhaar,
Khushi de vich vi vagde ne,ai dildaar eh hanjhu,
Jadon gaathaa sununde ne judaayi te milaapaan di,
Tan hauke siskiyan lainde hazaraan vaar eh hanjhu,
Kadi eh sachiin vagde ne,kade ban_de magarmachh de,
Badal_de ne kivein khud apna kirdaar eh hanjhu,
Dilaan da haal puchhde ne dilaan da haal dasde ne,
Te russe nu manavan da vi ne hathiyaar eh hanjhu,
Vandaunde ne sadaa dukh dard,mann nu chain dende ne,
Dukhi bande te karde sadaa iss taran upkaar eh hanjhu,
 
 
 
mail compiled by,
jass_cancerian

20.

10 Rules for a Happy Day............

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:38 am (PST)

10 Rules for a Happy Day............
1. TODAY I WILL NOT STRIKE BACK:
If someone is rude, if someone is impatient, if someone is unkind... I
will not respond in a like manner.

2. TODAY I WILL ASK GOD TO BLESS MY "ENEMY":
If I come across someone who treats me harshly or unfairly, I will
quietly ask GOD to bless that individual. I understand the "enemy"
could be a family member, neighbor, co-worker or stranger.

3. TODAY I WILL BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT I SAY:
I will carefully choose and guard my words being certain that I do not
spread gossip.

4. TODAY I WILL GO THE EXTRA MILE:
I will find ways to help share the burden of another person.

5. TODAY I WILL FORGIVE:
I will forgive any hurts or injuries that come my way.

6. TODAY I WILL DO SOMETHING NICE FOR SOMEONE, BUT I WILL NOT DO IT SECRETLY:

I will reach out anonymously and bless the life of another.

7. TODAY I WILL TREAT OTHERS THE WAY I WISH TO BE TREATED:
I will practice the golden rule - "Do unto others as I would have them
do unto me" - with everyone I encounter.

8. TODAY I WILL RAISE THE SPIRITS OF SOMEONE WHO IS DISCOURAGED:
My smile, my words, my expression of support, can make the difference
to someone who is wrestling with life.

9. TODAY I WILL NURTURE MY BODY:
I will eat less; I will eat only healthy foods. I will thank GOD for my body.

10. TODAY I WILL GROW SPIRITUALLY:
I will spend a little more time in prayer today: I will begin reading
something spiritual or inspirational today; I will find a quiet place
(at some point during this day) and listen to the Heart/GOD's voice!!!

21.

My Dosti SMS Shayaries Collections Part-38...

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" shayariworld@ymail.com   hassanrazvi786

Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:38 am (PST)

My Dosti SMS Shayaries Collections Part-38...
 

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Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because

you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond while you
were too busy collecting stones."

Remember this always in life.

Mail is Composed and Sent by

Syed Hassan Ali

Group Moderator

Shayariworld Group

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hassanrazvi786@gmail.com
Hyderabad India

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Friday, February 27, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2166

Messages In This Digest (7 Messages)

1.
Good MORNING to ALL........ From: ~*~Rajesh~*~
2.
Fw:   MindBlowing Lantern Festival in China From: abhishek jain
3.
What does marriage mean? From: kartik mgl
4.
Why call centre gUys paid so much ? From: kartik mgl
5a.
Transparent Laptops (Apple) From: sadi jan
6.
Good Morning with excellent msg From: RajaramaRao
7.
Press On From: Aseem Kaistha

Messages

1.

Good MORNING to ALL........

Posted by: "~*~Rajesh~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:59 pm (PST)

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A little extra effort will go a long, long way. When you've
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Little bit more.

Once you've established some good, solid momentum, make full
Use of it. When you're in the mode of accomplishment, keep
On cranking out those accomplishments.

Beyond your original goal is the opportunity to raise your
Performance to a higher level. With a little extra effort
You can get a lot of extra rewards.

Just an extra one percent can make the difference between
Being the best and being the same as all the rest. So every
Time you get the opportunity, give that extra one percent.

Persistent effort will get you almost there, and a little
Extra effort will carry you over the top. Once you think
You've done all you can, find a way to do a little more.

Rather than focusing on how little you can get away with,
Give your attention to how much you can accomplish. Build on
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2.

Fw:   MindBlowing Lantern Festival in China

Posted by: "abhishek jain" abhi143_jain@yahoo.co.in   abhi143_jain

Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:34 pm (PST)

3.

What does marriage mean?

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in   kartik_mgl

Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:39 am (PST)

4.

Why call centre gUys paid so much ?

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in   kartik_mgl

Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:54 am (PST)

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1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open
Desktop."
Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up
until
this point?"
Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote
'click'."



------------ --------- --------- --------- -


2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am
still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to
work?"


------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --

3)Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery
disk'."
Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."


------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --

4).Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)


------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --

5). Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the
screen,
can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech support : ??????


------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --

6) Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer : "A white one."
Tech support : ?????

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7). Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"
Customer : "Pentium."
Tech support : ??????


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8).Cus tomer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."
Tech Support : ??????




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9). Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"
Tech support : ??????

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10). Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need
to
print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support : "What does it say?"
Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel
inside."
Tech support : ?????

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --


11). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're
open
24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --

12). Tech Support : "What does the screen say now?"
Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support : "Well?"
Customer : "How do I know when it's ready?"
Tech support : ??????

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The best of the lot
13). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report
that
his computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: (keep quite)
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the
startup
and it will fix the
problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
Tech support::
10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The
tech
is frustrated and fed up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but
there
is an undocumented DOS
command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE . COM at
the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.
10 minutes later.
User : It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User : MS-DOS 6.22 .
Tech : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come
with
NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will
give you
the file. Let me know how it goes.
1 hour later.
User : I need a new power supply.
Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?
User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said,
and he
started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with
NOSMOKE.

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Hight Of all (Too Good)

14) customer care officer: I need a product identification number
right now and may I help u in
finding it out?
Customer: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how do I find your computer?
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5a.

Transparent Laptops (Apple)

Posted by: "sadi jan" jan.sadi@gmail.com   jan.sadi

Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:33 am (PST)

Transparent Laptops (Apple)
6.

Good Morning with excellent msg

Posted by: "RajaramaRao" rjrmrao@yahoo.com   rjrmrao

Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:41 am (PST)

Good Morning with excellent msg
7.

Press On

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:52 am (PST)

Press On
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