Thursday, February 12, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2152

Messages In This Digest (9 Messages)

1.
VALENTINES WALLPAPERS ! From: Dr.Jitendra Patel
2.
In Good Time... From: Aseem Kaistha
3.
kool sms From: Vinay Malhotra
4a.
dilse From: vinay tm
5.
Feelings For you From: nazia khan
6.
Aankhien rotee hain From: Vinay Malhotra
7.
The Gujarati Story of Valentine's Day ! From: Dr.Jitendra Patel
8.
Laut aane ko.... From: sailee
9.
Paper ArT From: jan.sadi

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1.

VALENTINES WALLPAPERS !

Posted by: "Dr.Jitendra Patel" doctorjitendra@yahoo.com   doctorjitendra

Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:16 am (PST)



 

VALENTINES WALLPAPERS

 

 

 

 

    
 
 
 

 
Dr.Jitendra N. Patel
                M.S. (ENT)
Republic of Maldives
Mobile:009607580106
E-Mail : doctorjitendra@yahoo.com
Web : www.drjitu.com
 

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In Good Time...

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:43 pm (PST)



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3.

kool sms

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:45 pm (PST)

2) Friends r like mirrors
they r our reflection |
you r damn lucky I look good !!!!

3) You - cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar.

4) I have a confession to make, ever since I have
known u,
Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
Every night u appear in my dreams
And I find my self shouting.... .
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!

5) I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again. *****

6) Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

7) u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky
u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice
and u r 100% stupid to believe these words

8) If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA.
If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.

9) Good looking people r hard to find.
That's why u don't ......
That's y u don't see me often.
PASS THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW

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4a.

dilse

Posted by: "vinay tm" vinay_tm@yahoo.co.in   vinay_tm

Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:47 pm (PST)

dilne tumko puja ki humne khuda tumhe bana di,
tumne meri wafa dekhi kab thi jo itni jaldi gila kardi,
pyaar kiya tha jo tumse humne uski saza tune de di,
aisi bhi kya galthi ki thi jo sari khushi door  kar di.
 
 
dil dekar thokar khaya hai humne,
yaadon k sahare jeena seekha humne,
toote dilko jodna seeka hai humne,
kisiko bhulna tho nahi par doston ko pehchan na seekha humne.
 
 
ek hi tha guzarish khuda se hamara,
zindagi me saath rahe har pal tumhara,
jiyu zindagi tumhare pyaar k sahara,
varna na ho aisi pyaar kabhi dubara
 
 
dilne chaha tumse bahot kuch kehna,
khuda se har bar manga tumse milna,
yadone kiya koshish tumhe bhulna,
"can someone fill this line"
 
reply pls

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Feelings For you

Posted by: "nazia khan" naziaeyes@gmail.com   saira_990

Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:21 pm (PST)

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Aankhien rotee hain

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:33 pm (PST)



Aankhien rotee hain

 

Tumhain Dil Say Bhulatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain,

Dard Dil Main Jagatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoot Rooti Hain..

 
Tumharay baad Chahat K Sabhi Punchi Uray Jaan,
Kahin Bhi Dil Lagatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..
 
Teri Tasweer, Adhooray Khat Tu Jala Diey Hum Nay,
Ab Paani Pay Naqsh Banatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..
 
Ghata Aawargi Main Jab Siyah Choola Pehanti Hai,
Parenday Jab Satatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..
 
K Jab Bhi Shaam Dhalti Hai Meri Qismat K Sab Taray,
Falaq Par Jagmagatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..
 
Sard Tareek Raaton Main Siyah Sawan Ki Barish Main,
Dard Jab Muskuratay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..
 
Saahil Ki Woh Mitti K Jis Pay Khoon Hathoon Say,
Wafa Likh Kar Mitatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain

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The Gujarati Story of Valentine's Day !

Posted by: "Dr.Jitendra Patel" doctorjitendra@yahoo.com   doctorjitendra

Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:40 pm (PST)

The Gujarati Story of Valentine's Day.

In spite of what you have been told by everyone, the truth is that Valentine's Day originated hundreds of years ago, in India, and to top it all, in Gujarat!!

It is a well known fact that Gujarati men, specially the Patels, continually mistreat and disrespect their wives (Patelanis) . One fine day, it happened to be the 14th day of February, one brave Patelani, having had enough "torture" by her husband, finally chose to rebel by beating him up with a Velan (rolling pin).

Yes....the same Velan which she used daily, to make chapattis for him....only this time, instead of the dough, it was the husband who was flattened.

This was a momentous occasion for all Gujarati women and a revolt soon spread, like wild fire, with thousands of housewives beating up their husbands with the Velan.

There was an outburst of moaning "chapatti-ed" husbands all over Anand and Amdavad. The Patel men-folk quickly learnt their lesson and started to
behave more respectfully with their Patelanis.

Thereafter, on 14th February, every year, the womenfolk of Gujarat would beat up their husbands, to commemorate that eventful day.The wives having
the satisfaction of beating up their husbands with the Velan and the men having the supreme joy of submitting to the will of the women they loved.
Soon The Gujju men realised that in order to avoid this ordeal they need to present gifts to their wives....they brought flowers and sweets.
Hence the tradition began.
 
As Gujarat fell under the influence of Western culture, that day was called 'Velan time' day.

The ritual soon spread to Britain and many other Western countries, specifically, the catch words 'Velan time!'. Of course in their foreign tongues, it was first anglisised to 'Velantime' and then to 'Valentine'. And thereafter, 14th of February, came to be known as Valentine's Day!

 
Dr.Jitendra N. Patel
                M.S. (ENT)
Republic of Maldives
Mobile:009607580106
E-Mail : doctorjitendra@yahoo.com
Web : www.drjitu.com
 

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8.

Laut aane ko....

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:49 pm (PST)

Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,

Na aansoo bahane ko jee Chahta hai,

Likhu to kya likhu teri Yaad Mein,

Bus tere pass laut aane ko jee chahta hai..

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9.

Paper ArT

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Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:25 am (PST)

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