Tuesday, February 17, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2156

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
Ager 2 Dil Hotey Seeney Main From: aaryaritu
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for all lovers From: aaryaritu
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some lovely sms From: aaryaritu
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Good morning! A heart that never hardens From: sanjeev kumar
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Because You Are My Friend From: sanjeev kumar
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No Problem Without Solution From: Aseem Kaistha
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Your Friendship Means a Lot To Me From: sanjeev kumar
8.
Gabbar's Orkut Profile From: nemi jain
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SMS From: Merajul Momenin
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Can you do it... From: Aseem Kaistha
11.
Be True... From: Aseem Kaistha
12.
Billu Barber From: amolmaya
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Your Life From: Aseem Kaistha
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10 Rules for Starting a New Day From: ~*~Rajesh~*~
15.
Oil Paintings of Cute Girls From: Nazia Khan
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Greatest salesman From: suniel singh
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Slumdog Millionaire From: amolmaya
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Rose Collection From: Khurram Mushtaq
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my love From: pankaj srivastava
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Beautiful Nature From: naila jafar
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5 Seconds Between Life & Death.... From: tarun_lotika@yahoo.co.in
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zindgi From: tarun_lotika@yahoo.co.in
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Fw: [ fun-mazza ] She Walks In Beauty!!! From: Darshan Khambholja
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Khuda tera shukriya From: sailee
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if you paid Tax then this is 4 you From: tarun_lotika@yahoo.co.in

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1.

Ager 2 Dil Hotey Seeney Main

Posted by: "aaryaritu" rituaarya@ymail.com   rituaarya

Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:20 am (PST)

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To Aik Main Sirf Tu he Tu Hoti
Aur Dusrey Main Terey Liye Meri Mohabbat
Ager 2 Dimaag Hotey Mere Sir Main
To Aik Main Sirf Teri Tasweer Hoti
Aur Dusrey Main Tera Tasawur
Ager 2 Zabaan Hoti Mere Mu (mouth) Main
To Aik Pe Sirf Tera Ziker Hota
Aur Dusrey Se Tera Naam Jhapta
Kaash Kabhi Aisa Bhi Hota Ke
Tu Bhi 2 Hoti Jo Aik Ager Inkaar Kardeti to dusri maan jaati
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for all lovers

Posted by: "aaryaritu" rituaarya@ymail.com   rituaarya

Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:23 am (PST)

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E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Mushkil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde
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some lovely sms

Posted by: "aaryaritu" rituaarya@ymail.com   rituaarya

Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:33 am (PST)

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Jab bhi tanha huye hain roye hain,
Dil mein kyonkar na uge yaad teri,
Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain
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har shaam
teri gungunati rahe
tu jise bhi mile
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Good morning! A heart that never hardens

Posted by: "sanjeev kumar" ritu.sanju133@gmail.com   ritu_sanju133

Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:28 am (PST)

Good morning! A heart that never hardens
5.

Because You Are My Friend

Posted by: "sanjeev kumar" ritu.sanju133@gmail.com   ritu_sanju133

Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:50 am (PST)

Because You Are My Friend
6.

No Problem Without Solution

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:57 am (PST)

No Problem Without Solution
7.

Your Friendship Means a Lot To Me

Posted by: "sanjeev kumar" ritu.sanju133@gmail.com   ritu_sanju133

Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:04 am (PST)

Your Friendship Means a Lot To Me
8.

Gabbar's Orkut Profile

Posted by: "nemi jain" nrjain5@yahoo.com   nrjain5

Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:58 am (PST)

Gabbar's Orkut Profile
9a.

SMS

Posted by: "Merajul Momenin" meraj41591@yahoo.com   meraj41591

Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:06 am (PST)

            
       SMS
 
FACE KE AP KE GAJAB KI SMILE HAI,
SUNA HAI AP KE PAS EK MOBILE HAI
AUR USKE INBOX ME MASGE KI MOTI SI FILE HAI,
PHIR BHI SMS NAHI KARTE EH KAUN SA STYLE HAI,

JA RAHA HAI MERA SMS JANE KYA GUL KHILAEGA,
PYAR SE PADHA JAEGA YA UNHI DELETE KAR DYA JAEGA NA HO DELETE TO MITHA SA JAWA ZAROOR AEGA,

10.

Can you do it...

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:09 am (PST)


Saturday, January 31, 2009
Can you do it...

11.

Be True...

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:15 am (PST)

Be True...
12.

Billu Barber

Posted by: "amolmaya" amolmaya@yahoo.com   amolmaya

Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:14 am (PST)


Billu Barber

Cast
Cast:
Shahrukh Khan, Irfaan Khan, Lara Dutta, Asrani , Rajpal Yadav, Om Puri
Crew
Sound Designer:
Baylon Fonseca
Director:
Priyadarshan
Producer:
Gauri Khan
Banner:
Red Chillies Entertainment
Music
Music Director:
Pritam
Playback Singer:
Sunidhi Chauhan, Sukhwinder Singh, Akruti Kakkar, Abhijeet , Rahat Fateh Ali Khan, Neeraj Shridhar, Tulsi Kumar, Kalpana , Ajay Jhingran, Rana Majumdar, Kay Kay
Lyricist:
Ashiesh Pandit, Neeraj Shridhar, Sayeed Quadri, Gulzar
13.

Your Life

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:41 pm (PST)

Your Life
14.

10 Rules for Starting a New Day

Posted by: "~*~Rajesh~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:50 pm (PST)

10 Rules for Starting a New Day
15.

Oil Paintings of Cute Girls

Posted by: "Nazia Khan" naziakhan_malik@yahoo.com   naziakhan_malik

Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:09 pm (PST)

Oil Paintings of Cute Girls
16.

Greatest salesman

Posted by: "suniel singh" sunielrn@yahoo.co.in   sunielrn

Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:18 pm (PST)

EK BAR EK SHOPPING MALL NE EK DELHI KA LADKA AS A SALESMAN HIRE KIYA. SALE BADHNE LAGI-DIN DUGNI, RAAT CHAUGUNI.

BOSS NE SOCHA IS LADKE SE MUJHE MILNA HAI. BOSS MALL PAR AAYA, USNE DEKHA LADKA EK CUSTOMER KO FISHING-ROD BECH RAHA THA.

WOH DOOR KHADA HO KAR HI USKO CUSTOMER SE DEAL KARTE DEKHNE LAGAA. LADKE NE FISHING-ROD BECH DI. CUSTOMER NE KAHA KITNE RUPAYE, LADKA BOLA RS.800/-.
YEH KAHKAR LADKE NE CUSTOMER KE SHOES DEKHE AUR BOLA, ITNE MEHANGE SHOES PAHANKAR FISHING KARNE JAYENGE? EK SPORT SHOE BHI KHARID LIJIYE, CUSTOMER NE SPORT SHOES BHI KHARID LIYE. AB LADKE NE KAHA TALAAB KINARE DHOOP MEIN BAITHNA PADEGA, EK CAP BHI KHARID LIJIYE TO THEEK REHEGA, CUSTOMER NE CAP BHI KHARID LI. AB LADKE NE KAHA, MACHLI PAKADNE MEIN BAHUT INTEZAR KARNA PADEGA, KUCH EATABLES, WAFER, BISCUITS BHI LE JAIYE, CUSTOMER NE WOH BHI KHARID LIYE. LADKA BOLA MACHLI PAKDENGE TO RAKHENGE KAHAN ? YEH EK RS.100/- KI BASKET BHI LE LIJIYE, CUSTOMER NE WOH BHI KHARID LI.
AB TOTAL BILL BANA RS.2000/- KA.

BOSS BAHUT KHUSH HUA. USNE LADKE KO BULAYA AUR KAHA, TUM TO KAMAL KE SALESMAN HO. WOH AADMI FISHING ROD KHARIDANE AYAA . . AUR TUMANE USEY ITNA SARA SAMAAN BECH DIYA, VERY GOOD.

LADKA BOLA, ' SIR, WOH AADMI TO "WHISPER" NAPKIN KHARIDANE AYAA THA USKI BIWI KE TRAVEL KE LIYE, MAINE KAHA, CHAR DIN TU GHAR PAR KYA KAREGA, '"JAA MACHLI PAKAD'"
 

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17.

Slumdog Millionaire

Posted by: "amolmaya" amolmaya@yahoo.com   amolmaya

Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:41 pm (PST)

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Rose Collection

Posted by: "Khurram Mushtaq" dil_ki_dunyaa@yahoo.com   dil_ki_dunyaa

Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:59 pm (PST)

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my love

Posted by: "pankaj srivastava" pankajsrivastava_sharp@yahoo.com   pankajsrivastava_sharp

Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:07 pm (PST)

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My love
MY LOVE IS MY AMBITION,
EXCITES ME FOR NEW INITIATION,
KEEPS ME WITH TRUE SATISFACTION,
LEARN ME TO SMILE WHILE OBSTRUCTION,
SAY ME TO LIVE BEST WITH ALL RELATION
OPENS DOORS OF FUN FROM ALL DIRECTION !!!!!!
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Beautiful Nature

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Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:44 pm (PST)

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5 Seconds Between Life & Death....

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Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:53 am (PST)

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Like you, this man too, had a dream.
Like you, he too pushed his way into the crowded train
Like you, he too wanted to get going before he got delayed
Unlike you, he slipped and fell in the gap between the train and
the platform at s tation
And eight bogies went over him
Find out what happened to this man

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who told him exactly what he shouldn't do - move. And so, the man
lay absolutely still as eight bogies of the train passed over him
- centimeters from his head. Within seconds the 12-coach train
passed and the man clambered out, unaided, unhurt, but too
shocked to speak to us after his near-death experience
Untidy safety habits
Can trip you up.
This Guy was Lucky,
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22.

zindgi

Posted by: "tarun_lotika@yahoo.co.in" tarun_lotika@yahoo.co.in   tarun_lotika

Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:18 am (PST)

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A
Aitbaar

B
Bharosa

C
Chahat

D
Dosti

E
Enayat

F
Faisla

G
Gham

H
Hamdam

I
Intezaar

J
Justuju

K
Khayal

L
Lamhye

M
Mohabat

N
Narazgi

O
Omeed

P
Pyar

Q
qismat

R
rishtye

S
samjhota

T
tamanna

U
udasiyan

V
virasat

W
wada

X
xcuse

Y
Yaden

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Zindagi


Zindagi in hi namon ka 1 naam hai
Yehi hai zindagi
SO enjoy karo or karte raho.......
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Fw: [ fun-mazza ] She Walks In Beauty!!!

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Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:26 am (PST)

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She walks in Beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which Heaven to gaudy day denies.
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One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express,
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.
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And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!
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24.

Khuda tera shukriya

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Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:47 am (PST)

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25.

if you paid Tax then this is 4 you

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Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:51 am (PST)

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Salary & Govt. Concessionsfor a Member of Parliament (MP)
Monthly Salary : 12,000

Expense for Constitution per month :10,000

Office expenditure per month :14,000

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000( eg.For a visit from
kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km)

Daily DA TA during parliament meets :500/day

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times)
(All over India )

Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year
(With wife or P...A.)

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free

Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units

Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls.

TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year
:32,00,000 [i.e . 2.66 lakh/month]

TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years :
8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores)

AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT
PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIESâEUR¦..

This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on
our regular commodities. .........
And this is the present condition of our country:
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855 crores could make their life livable !!
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Think of the great democracy we have............. .....
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ALL REAL CITIZENS OF INDIA ..
but,
STILL Proud to be INDIAN

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