Friday, February 20, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2160

Messages In This Digest (10 Messages)

1.
BIG & small From: shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in
2.
Love in Times of Recession -- and Repression From: Shailesh Prajapati
3.
Here I am sitting in my office @ night... From: Deep Chudasama
4.
``` eVents in pictures ``` From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~
5.
PATI PATANI JOKES IN HINDI From: amolmaya
6.
Aap itrate bahut From: desi.bomb@gadgetgearz.com
7.
The Story Of India````````See Once````` From: Shailesh Prajapati
8.
Bas Thodi der aur !!! From: Shailesh Prajapati
9.
::: Police ! From: Prashant S
10.
joke thats my fav From: tarun_lotika@yahoo.co.in

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1.

BIG & small

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Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:09 pm (PST)

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2.

Love in Times of Recession -- and Repression

Posted by: "Shailesh Prajapati" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:18 pm (PST)

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If your date is cheap, she's one that'll keep!
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3.

Here I am sitting in my office @ night...

Posted by: "Deep Chudasama" er_deep2004@yahoo.com   er_deep2004

Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:35 pm (PST)

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Here I am sitting in my office @ night...
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick college life to strict
professional life......

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How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks
but then why it gives lesss happiness....
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How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them

How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger.....


Here i am sitting in my office @ night.....
Thinking hard about life
How it changed.......


How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on
but then why there are less places to go on.....


How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away....


How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages......


Here i am sitting in my office @ night....
Thinking hard about life
How it changed......


How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment......


How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on......


How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate
But then why we always feel lonely n miss those college frnz....


Here i am sitting in my office @ night....
Thinking hard about life
How it changed.... How it changed....
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4.

``` eVents in pictures ```

Posted by: "~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~" zzshashizz@yahoo.com   zzshashizz

Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:38 pm (PST)

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5.

PATI PATANI JOKES IN HINDI

Posted by: "amolmaya" amolmaya@yahoo.com   amolmaya

Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:47 pm (PST)


PATI PATANI JOKES IN HINDI
I hope you will like my collections of jokes

Patni (Pati Se) - Collage ke bare me
tumhara koi katu anubhav hai?

Pati (Patani Se) - Han, Tumhari aur
meri paheli mulakat college me he to
hui thi.
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Pati ghar pahuncha to patani ne goshana
ki - maine aaj naukarani ko nikal diya hai.

Pati udas hokar - Are, use ek mauka to
diya hota.

Patni(Pati Se) - Per mai aapko koi mauka
nahi dena chahati.
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Ek jagadalu patani pati par baras rahi thi
aur wah bichara deen sakal banaye hue
baitha tha.Patni bol rahi thi kayar kahin
ke ,tum aadami ho ki chuhe?

Pati Gidgidaya - Shreemati Ji, Mai aapka
pati he hun agar chuha hota to tum thar-thar
kamp rahi hoti.
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Ek photographer ke pass ek aurat aai aur
boli - Maine apane miya se kaha tha ki topi
pahankar photo mat khinchana lekin topi
utarana bul gaye.Kya aap yeh topi hata
sakate hain?

Photographer Ne Kaha - Ji han lekin aap
yah to bataiye ki aapke shauhar sidhi mang
nikalate hain yan ulati?

Aurat Boli - Jab aap topi utarenge tab khud
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Aap itrate bahut

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Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:14 am (PST)

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Aap itrate bahut ho
Dil ko behlate bahut ho

Sochte hai aap ko DINNER par le jaaye
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> Jab jab hum ne chaha
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Jab jab hum ne chaha tab tab tum jaage,

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Log fekenge ande tamatar
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Jaat riding a cycle, hits a Girl.

Girl:Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?

Jaat: Re bawli ?!! Poori cycle maar di, aab ghanti alag se maaru
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The Story Of India````````See Once`````

Posted by: "Shailesh Prajapati" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:03 am (PST)

8.

Bas Thodi der aur !!!

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9.

::: Police !

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10.

joke thats my fav

Posted by: "tarun_lotika@yahoo.co.in" tarun_lotika@yahoo.co.in   tarun_lotika

Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:22 am (PST)

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Teacher: what is d diffrence btween landline & mobile?


Santa again at his best: Landline ka number hum ungli se dial
karte
hai or mobile ka anguthe se !


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* Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I
thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake
car?


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* Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop
whistles.

Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'


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* Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te
lagaya
hai .


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* A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the
man n
said : He's not my friend.

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* Santa goes to buy a underwear... On choosing one he asks: How
much for
this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
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* Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child


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* Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.


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* While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
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