Friday, February 27, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2166

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1.
Good MORNING to ALL........ From: ~*~Rajesh~*~
2.
Fw:   MindBlowing Lantern Festival in China From: abhishek jain
3.
What does marriage mean? From: kartik mgl
4.
Why call centre gUys paid so much ? From: kartik mgl
5a.
Transparent Laptops (Apple) From: sadi jan
6.
Good Morning with excellent msg From: RajaramaRao
7.
Press On From: Aseem Kaistha

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Good MORNING to ALL........

Posted by: "~*~Rajesh~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:59 pm (PST)

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A little extra effort will go a long, long way. When you've
Already done what must be done, go ahead and do just a
Little bit more.

Once you've established some good, solid momentum, make full
Use of it. When you're in the mode of accomplishment, keep
On cranking out those accomplishments.

Beyond your original goal is the opportunity to raise your
Performance to a higher level. With a little extra effort
You can get a lot of extra rewards.

Just an extra one percent can make the difference between
Being the best and being the same as all the rest. So every
Time you get the opportunity, give that extra one percent.

Persistent effort will get you almost there, and a little
Extra effort will carry you over the top. Once you think
You've done all you can, find a way to do a little more.

Rather than focusing on how little you can get away with,
Give your attention to how much you can accomplish. Build on
Top of what you've already created and the results will be
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Fw:   MindBlowing Lantern Festival in China

Posted by: "abhishek jain" abhi143_jain@yahoo.co.in   abhi143_jain

Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:34 pm (PST)

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What does marriage mean?

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in   kartik_mgl

Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:39 am (PST)

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Why call centre gUys paid so much ?

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in   kartik_mgl

Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:54 am (PST)

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1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open
Desktop."
Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up
until
this point?"
Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote
'click'."



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2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am
still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to
work?"


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3)Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery
disk'."
Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."


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4).Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)


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5). Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the
screen,
can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech support : ??????


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6) Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer : "A white one."
Tech support : ?????

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7). Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"
Customer : "Pentium."
Tech support : ??????


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8).Cus tomer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."
Tech Support : ??????




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9). Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"
Tech support : ??????

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10). Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need
to
print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support : "What does it say?"
Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel
inside."
Tech support : ?????

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11). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're
open
24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

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12). Tech Support : "What does the screen say now?"
Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support : "Well?"
Customer : "How do I know when it's ready?"
Tech support : ??????

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The best of the lot
13). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report
that
his computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: (keep quite)
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the
startup
and it will fix the
problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
Tech support::
10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The
tech
is frustrated and fed up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but
there
is an undocumented DOS
command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE . COM at
the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.
10 minutes later.
User : It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User : MS-DOS 6.22 .
Tech : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come
with
NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will
give you
the file. Let me know how it goes.
1 hour later.
User : I need a new power supply.
Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?
User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said,
and he
started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with
NOSMOKE.

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Hight Of all (Too Good)

14) customer care officer: I need a product identification number
right now and may I help u in
finding it out?
Customer: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how do I find your computer?
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5a.

Transparent Laptops (Apple)

Posted by: "sadi jan" jan.sadi@gmail.com   jan.sadi

Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:33 am (PST)

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Good Morning with excellent msg

Posted by: "RajaramaRao" rjrmrao@yahoo.com   rjrmrao

Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:41 am (PST)

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Press On

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:52 am (PST)

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