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1.: MAI BAHUT MAHENAT KARAKE NICHE SE UPAR PAHUNCHA HUN (JOKES IN HINDI)

Posted by: "amolmaya" amolmaya@yahoo.com amolmaya

Mon Feb 9, 2009 7:45 am (PST)

MAI BAHUT MAHENAT KARAKE NICHE SE UPAR PAHUNCHA HUN

Rajesh - Mai bahut mahenat karke niche se upar pahuncha hun.

Suresh - Pata Hai, Batane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai.Pahale Tum boot polish
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Aap Ko Yah Chutkula Kaisa Laga Jarur Batayen
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2.: College ke Din

Posted by: "nazia khan" naziaeyes@gmail.com saira_990

Mon Feb 9, 2009 10:16 am (PST)

College ke Din

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3.: VALENTINES WALLPAPERS (DONT FORGET TO FORWARD TO YOUR BEST FRIENDS)

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com vinay79malhotra

Mon Feb 9, 2009 10:49 am (PST)

VALENTINES WALLPAPERS (DONT FORGET TO FORWARD TO YOUR BEST FRIENDS)

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4.: Crime Scene..................Choote log, chota murder

Posted by: "sadi jan" jan.sadi@gmail.com jan.sadi

Mon Feb 9, 2009 10:51 am (PST)

Kya itne chote log bhi murder kar sakte hai kya

Gunde log aur unki ghunda gardi !!

Ambulance waale aagaye crime scene pe

Khooni shayad se laash ko dustbin main dal raha hai

Media waale hangama karenge abb

Log bhar pistl lekar aagay hai

Police nai murder waale ko gher liya hai

Baaki logo ko bhi police rafa dafa kar rahi hai

Couple shaadi kar rahe hai jahape body hai

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5.: god give us love and we gives it one color

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com vinay79malhotra

Mon Feb 9, 2009 10:56 am (PST)

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6.: Suprabhat Bhajan

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com vkaisthaa2002

Mon Feb 9, 2009 10:56 am (PST)

Monday, February 9, 2009
Rang De Chunariya
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Aseem Kaistha
It's your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude.

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7.: Be Creative...

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com vkaisthaa2002

Mon Feb 9, 2009 4:27 pm (PST)

Thursday, January 29, 2009
Be Creative...

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8.: Good Morning... Prerna231 Group

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com vkaisthaa2002

Mon Feb 9, 2009 4:30 pm (PST)

Aseem Kaistha
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9.: Painting on human hand ...Too good

Posted by: "santhosh ak" santhosh_goldy@yahoo.co.in amolmaya

Mon Feb 9, 2009 4:40 pm (PST)

Painting on human hand ...Too good

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10.: Cute Girls

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11.: booking started...............hurry up

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Mon Feb 9, 2009 6:17 pm (PST)

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12.: Think positive in life always

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com vkaisthaa2002

Mon Feb 9, 2009 6:20 pm (PST)

Once there was loving couple traveling in a bus in a mountainous area. They
decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some place
the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the
mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody on board was killed. The
couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that bus" Why do u think
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If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down, the
resulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would have fallen
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13.: NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

Posted by: "tarun_lotika@yahoo.co.in" tarun_lotika@yahoo.co.in tarun_lotika

Mon Feb 9, 2009 6:30 pm (PST)

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

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14.: Beautiful Heart Touching Qur'annic wallpapers part-1.... Read and F

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Mon Feb 9, 2009 6:31 pm (PST)

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15.: Very Nice Paintings - Must See

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Mon Feb 9, 2009 6:37 pm (PST)

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16.: wanna b friend

Posted by: "sunny chouhan" sunny_30409@ymail.com sunny_30409@ymail.com

Mon Feb 9, 2009 7:02 pm (PST)

attached my snap...
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17.: its really need some attention towards the students

Posted by: "tarun_lotika@yahoo.co.in" tarun_lotika@yahoo.co.in tarun_lotika

Mon Feb 9, 2009 10:30 pm (PST)

It's not the fault of the student if
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Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year,
you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather
is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-
(good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food &
other delicacies (chewing
properly & swallowing)- means 30days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking
(man is a social animal)-means
15 days. days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least
35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival
(holidays)-40 days.Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions -
at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
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18.: freeze frame photos

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Posted by: "amolmaya" amolmaya@yahoo.com amolmaya

Mon Feb 9, 2009 7:45 am (PST)

Posted by: "nazia khan" naziaeyes@gmail.com saira_990

Mon Feb 9, 2009 10:16 am (PST)

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com vinay79malhotra

Mon Feb 9, 2009 10:49 am (PST)

Posted by: "sadi jan" jan.sadi@gmail.com jan.sadi

Mon Feb 9, 2009 10:51 am (PST)

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com vinay79malhotra

Mon Feb 9, 2009 10:56 am (PST)

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com vkaisthaa2002

Mon Feb 9, 2009 10:56 am (PST)

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com vkaisthaa2002

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Mon Feb 9, 2009 4:30 pm (PST)

Posted by: "santhosh ak" santhosh_goldy@yahoo.co.in amolmaya

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Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com vkaisthaa2002

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