Monday, March 9, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2175

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Cute and true!! From: Shailesh Prajapati
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This year no bonus!!!! From: Shailesh Prajapati
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Good Morning..... From: Shailesh Prajapati
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ISLIE USKI BAHEN KO BE PATA KE RAKHA HAI (WAH KYA SHARE MATELA HAI) From: amolmaya
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Aaj phir oon ka deedar karne ko ji chahta hai From: aaryaritu
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subko apna maana toone magar ye na jaana� From: aaryaritu
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Kabhi Dil Main Basa Diya From: aaryaritu
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Jab aap chhota bachha the... From: shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in

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Cute and true!!

Posted by: "Shailesh Prajapati" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Sun Mar 8, 2009 9:06 pm (PDT)

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> Cute and true!!


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I wake up in the morning,
And can hardly wait to see
If I've received a mailing,
Addressed from you to me.

I get my 'puter running
And much to my delight,
Your poems, jokes and other things
Come quickly into sight.

Please keep those emails coming,
They are so enjoyable you see
Funny things, friendly things
Those things you mail to me.

But most of all the fun of it,
Is knowing that they came.
From you, my friend, The one I need not name.




This is a test of the
Emergency Friendship System
Forward it (and to me too I hope)



..a Friend does most Or all of these...

(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say ! "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you

(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over

(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life

(N)ever Judges
(O)ffers support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits

(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you

(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains thing you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality


PASS IT ON TO EVERYONE YOU CONSIDER A FRIEND
OR WOULD LIKE TO HAVE AS A FRIEND

SEE HOW MANY TIMES YOU GET IT BACK !!
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This year no bonus!!!!

Posted by: "Shailesh Prajapati" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Sun Mar 8, 2009 9:20 pm (PDT)

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IF YOUR BOSS COMES AND TELL YOU THIS YEAR NO BONUS, NO INCREMENT,
LEAVE CUT, PAY CUT?

WHAT SHALL YOU DO ??





































AND IF STILL NOTHING HAPPENS WHAT TO DO????


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Good Morning.....

Posted by: "Shailesh Prajapati" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Sun Mar 8, 2009 9:30 pm (PDT)

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Good Morning


"The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are;

But on how happy others can be because of you..."




Hope you have a simply fabulous day!!!
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ISLIE USKI BAHEN KO BE PATA KE RAKHA HAI (WAH KYA SHARE MATELA HAI)

Posted by: "amolmaya" amolmaya@yahoo.com   amolmaya

Sun Mar 8, 2009 10:06 pm (PDT)

Wah Kya Share Marela Hai

Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,

Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,

Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,

Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.
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Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahi dete,

Dil ko jajbaat ka tohfa nahi dete,

Hum aap ko chand dete,

Par cahnd ko chand ka tohfa nahi dete.

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Achi tarah saja do mujhe,

Chalo aisa karo bhula do mujhe,

Tumse bichadkar maut aa jayegi mujhe,

Dil ki gaheraiyon se dua do mujhe.

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Dost ki galiyon me koi gum na ho hamara,

Ye pyar kabhi cum na ho,

Bus yahi dua hai,tum khush raho,

Kal sms bhejane wala ho na ho.

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Roshni chand se hoti hai,

Tadafana sitaron ko padta hai,

Muskurati tum ho,tadafna mujhko padta hai.

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Tasveer teri girane nahi deta,

Girati hai to utha leta hun,

Saaf karke sine se laga deta hun.

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Na sathi hai na humsafar hai koi,

Na hum aise hai na hamara koi,

Bus aap ko dekhkar kah lete hai ki,

Pyara sa dost hamara bhi hai koi.

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Aakash me badal hote hain,

Par barsat nahi hoti,

Dil men chahat hoti hai par,

Mulakat nahi hoti.

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Dil ke jajbaat ki aawaj nahi hoti,

Ikrar men suron ki barsat nahi hoti,

Nigahen kar leti hai bayan sari dastan,

Mohabbat labjon ki mohtaj nahi hoti.

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Nigahen aap ki pahechan hai hamari,

Muskurahat aap ki shan hai hamari,

Rakhna ifajat se tum apane aap ko,

Kyonki dosti aapki jaan hai hamari.

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Duwaon ki beed men ek dua hamari,

Jisame mangi her khushi tumhari.

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Tarsaya fulon ki mahek ne,

Chuban kanto ki mujhe achi lagi,

Afsos nahi dil tutne ka,

Dil tutne ki ada achi lagi.

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Tanha kabhi khud ko hone na dena,

Ankho ko kabhi rone mat dena,

Bahut khas hai aap hamare,

Is khyal ko juda hone mat dena.

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Tum chahe kuch bhi kaho,

Such hai ki tumhare bagair rah nahi sakte,

Tum mujhse door chale gaye beshak,

Kitna dard hai hum kah nahi sakte.
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First time dekha tumako,

Sama gai tum meri ankho men,

Dil men ban gaya ghar tummhara,

Tum ho ek hajaron,Lakhon men.
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Tere ishq ne mujhako bana diya diwana,

Tumko chod jaanam,mujhe kahan hai jama,

Pareshaniyan chahe jaise bhi ho,

Her janam men bus tumko hai pana,

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Chalte chalte us din sare raah,

Ankho he ankho me ishara ho gaya,

Ek tumhari jalak mil gayee,

Bus sare jahan ka najara mil gaya.

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Aab tak jo khela,sirf hare hain,

Feer bhi sanam hum tumhare hain,

Shayad tum bhi na ho meri jindagi men,

Par mere sapane sirf tumhare hain.

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Bagon me khilate hai hajaron ful,

Tere bin mujhe sab lagate hain dhul,

Jald batao kab aaoge dear,

Tumhara gussa bhi hai kabool.

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Badnasibi ye hamari na jane kab rang layegi,

Sham-subah jab tumhe meri yaad aayegi.
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Barish aaye jameen gili na ho,

Dhup aaye sarason pili na ho,

Aap ki yaad aaye aur,

Hamari ankhe gili na ho.

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Aaj phir oon ka deedar karne ko ji chahta hai

Posted by: "aaryaritu" rituaarya@ymail.com   rituaarya

Sun Mar 8, 2009 11:38 pm (PDT)

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Aaj phir Un ka deedar karne ko ji chahta hai

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Aaj phir oon se pyaar karne ko ji chahta hai
Rehte tou hain wo door humse
Aaj phir oon ke paas jaane ko ji chahta hai
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Aaj phir pi kar marne ko ji chahta hai
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Aaj phir oon ki baahoun mein jaane ko ji chahta hai
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subko apna maana toone magar ye na jaana�

Posted by: "aaryaritu" rituaarya@ymail.com   rituaarya

Mon Mar 9, 2009 12:00 am (PDT)

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Kabhi Dil Main Basa Diya

Posted by: "aaryaritu" rituaarya@ymail.com   rituaarya

Mon Mar 9, 2009 1:42 am (PDT)

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Kabhi Dil Main Basa Diya
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Kabhi Hassa To Kabhi Rula Diya
Kabhi Pyaar _BeShumar Kiya
Kabhi Dard _BeInteha Diya
Apni Diwangi Main Tumne Humhein
Kis Makaam Par Pahucha Diya
Kabhi Musaan Me Bhar Se Mila Diya
Kabhi Sehra Main Tanha Kar Diya
Dil Ko Khilona Samajh Kar Tum Ne
Humein Har Khell Main haara Diya
Kabhi Umeedo Ko Bada Diya
Kabhi Mayousiyo Ne Jeena Duswaar Kiya
Phir Bhi Humdum Hum ne Tumhein
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Jab aap chhota bachha the...

Posted by: "shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

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<http://funnypicturejokes.blogspot.com> Jab main chhota bachha
tha ...... Badi Shararat karta tha !

Sar se patthar todta tha !






Basketball se khelta tha !



Comodo Dragon pe ghumta tha !
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Dolphin ke saath tairta tha !




Sher Ko bhi darata tha !

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Pulis ko awaj deta tha !



Gadi se race lagata tha !
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Raste pe surfing karta tha !




Naye naye Dosthon banatha tha !!



Leheronpe sawar bhi hota tha !





Ab mein office jata hu....... !
kursi pe baita rehta hu................ !
Kaam ke kaaran.......................
Patthar pe Sar todta hu !!!!!



" HEH BAGWAN KYA ZINDAGI HAI "
kahkar rotha rahta hu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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