Thursday, March 12, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2179

Messages In This Digest (13 Messages)

1.
Aisi Apni Wife - AUR - Aisa apna husband ho !!!!!!!! From: ~*~Rajesh~*~
2.
Someone in the IT industry gave birth to a set of twins From: Tauseef ... ... ...
3.
HUM NE AAJ...................... From: Sameer Sameer
4.
Love Quotation Wallpapers part-2 For you Friends... From: Hassan Ali
5a.
Creative Images From: kartik mgl
6.
APANA HATH PRABHU KO PAKADA DO From: Aseem Kaistha
7.
Motivational Quotation Wallpapers part-5 by Great Minds to Inspire y From: Hassan Ali
8.
Spinning Wheels From: kartik mgl
9a.
Cute Ones From: abhishek jain
10.
Fulo ki tarah From: Varsha Sanyal
11.
Friends Means a Lot in My Life From: tarun_lotika@yahoo.co.in
12.
Never sit  before looking properly From: abhishek jain
13.
!!! Cute FriendShip QuoteS !!! From: abhi143_jain@yahoo.co.in

Messages

1.

Aisi Apni Wife - AUR - Aisa apna husband ho !!!!!!!!

Posted by: "~*~Rajesh~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:35 am (PDT)

Aisi Apni Wife Kaisi Ho..

Aisi Apni Wife ho.......... ...

5'5" jiski height ho

Jeans jiski tight ho

Chehra jiska bright ho

Weight mein thori light Ho

Umer mein difference slight ho

Thori see wo quiet ho

Tu memorable her ek night ho

Aise apni Wife ho

Sadak per sab kahe: kya cute ho

Bhir me sab kahe: side ho, side ho

India ki paidaish ho

Saas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho

Beauty multiply by Twice ho

Ammi Abu ki choice ho

Aisi apni Wife ho

Padosi jab baat kare tu

Haath me uskay knife ho

Dinner candle light ho

Tu Delecious har ek Bite ho

Dono mein na kabhi fight ho

Milne ke baad dil delight ho...

Ankhain uski jaisay...sunny Twilight ho!

Honton ko dekh ker lagay...jaisay coke diet ho

Jab saari pehn ke niklay tu kya sight ho

Aisa lagay jaisay switzerland ki flight ho

Favourite colour white ho

Make-up thora light ho

Zulfain Dynamite hoon...

Basant mein jaisay ur rahi koi kite ho !

Yeh kavita padhke sab kahain "Ronak! tum right ho"

Aise apni Wife ho

Kaash yeh concept 100 % right ho

Agar aisi apni wife ho

Tu kya haseen life ho

Batoon mein garmaish ho

Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho

Bhagwan ki bhi aazmaish ho

Khuda ke software mein bhi,

Bug ki na gunjaish ho

Defence ki rehaaish ho

Driving main Right ho

Phir Very Long Drive ho

Kise ki bhi na look-a-like ho

Aey kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho

Aisi apni wife ho......

Aisi apni wife ho.........

 Aur Husband Kaisa Ho...

 
 
Aisa apna husband ho
6' - 6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
biwi ke har nakhre uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
husband apna aisa bright ho.
uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
shopping kar ke jab bhi aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho
husband apna aisa bright ho.
 
mujhey rani bana kar rakhe, to phir zindagi delight ho
saas sasur ke samne kahe, jaan tum hamesha right ho
hamesha jo haar maan jaye jab bhi koi fight ho
husband apna aisa bright ho.
 
jahan chahoon jaoon, jo chahey karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
aisa ho jaye to mein udoon aasmaan mei, jaise ke koi kite ho
husband apna aisa bright ho !!!

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2.

Someone in the IT industry gave birth to a set of twins

Posted by: "Tauseef ... ... ..." tauseef.iqbal@ymail.com   tauseef_profile

Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:06 am (PDT)

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From: nasir khan nasirkse@yahoo.com

 
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Someone in the IT industry gave birth to a set of twins..
Guess what they named them?
 
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3.

HUM NE AAJ......................

Posted by: "Sameer Sameer" sameer.sim22@yahoo.com   sameer.sim22

Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:09 am (PDT)


Hum ne aaj kuch sach likhne ki himmat ki hai
Koi jadoo nahi! hum ne tum se dosti ki hai

Woh ek lamha bhi jo teri yaad ke bina guzra
Us pal mein hum ne khud se bhi nafrat ki hai

Har shakhs milta hai aaker hume khuloos se

Baat meri soorat ki nahi! baat to seerat ki hai

Tum se pahle koi bhi na aa saka wahaan
Dost jis dil pe aaj tum ne hukumat ki hai

Ye mere dil ka dard kam kyun nahi hota
Aie dil hum ne kya dukhon se ulfat ki hai

Sazaa milegi tum ko bhi iss faisle ke baad
Mere zameer ne sach bolne ki jurrat ki hai

Kya karoon ! woh to dosti ka matlab bhi nahi janta
Dil-e-Nadan hum ne kis shakhs se dosti  ki hai


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4.

Love Quotation Wallpapers part-2 For you Friends...

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" shayariworld@ymail.com   hassanrazvi786

Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:20 am (PDT)

Love Quotation Wallpapers part-2 For you Friends...

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Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because
you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond while you
were too busy collecting stones."
Remember this always in life.
 

 

 

 

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5a.

Creative Images

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in   kartik_mgl

Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:23 am (PDT)

Creative Images
6.

APANA HATH PRABHU KO PAKADA DO

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:26 am (PDT)

APANA HATH PRABHU KO PAKADA DO
7.

Motivational Quotation Wallpapers part-5 by Great Minds to Inspire y

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" shayariworld@ymail.com   hassanrazvi786

Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:28 am (PDT)

Motivational Quotation Wallpapers part-5 by Great Minds to Inspire you in Life... New Series...

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Never take some one for granted,
Hold every person Close to your Heart

because
you might wake up one day and realise
that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones."

Remember this always in life.

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8.

Spinning Wheels

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in   kartik_mgl

Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:38 am (PDT)

Spinning Wheels
9a.

Cute Ones

Posted by: "abhishek jain" abhi143_jain@yahoo.co.in   abhi143_jain

Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:47 am (PDT)

Cute Ones
10.

Fulo ki tarah

Posted by: "Varsha Sanyal" varsha.sanyal@gmail.com   varsha.sanyal

Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:10 am (PDT)

Fulo ki tarah
11.

Friends Means a Lot in My Life

Posted by: "tarun_lotika@yahoo.co.in" tarun_lotika@yahoo.co.in   tarun_lotika

Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:33 am (PDT)

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But lots of love, it can bring.

Things to share and talk about
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Never sit  before looking properly

Posted by: "abhishek jain" abhi143_jain@yahoo.co.in   abhi143_jain

Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:39 am (PDT)

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!!! Cute FriendShip QuoteS !!!

Posted by: "abhi143_jain@yahoo.co.in" abhi143_jain@yahoo.co.in   abhi143_jain

Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:54 am (PDT)

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