Monday, March 2, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2169

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Messages In This Digest (22 Messages)

1.
Please dhyan zarur dena... From: Damodar Prasad Arya
2.
request From: shashi_singh1984
3a.
I Need You Now From: jooop Love
4.
Jab Raat K Tanha Lamhon Mein From: Vinay Malhotra
5.
Vo reshmi baalo vali.... From: nishi4friend@gadgetgearz.com
6.
Miniature Animal Zoo..Georgia From: nazia khan
7.
Inspirational Quotation Wallpapers Part-2 by Great Minds to Inspire From: Hassan Ali
8a.
Do not Quit... From: Aseem Kaistha
8b.
Do not Quit... From: Aseem Kaistha
9.
Tomorrow... From: Aseem Kaistha
10.
i lave u From: mahesh1854
11.
Men 's perspective From: pran mitra
12.
Mere daant ( funny SMS ) From: nishi4friend@gadgetgearz.com
13.
Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka From: Mansi Patel
14.
Mr. Bean Jokes From: shakeel ansari
15a.
Ek ladki thi deewani si From: Vinay Malhotra
16.
Inspirational Quotation Wallpapers by Great Minds to Inspire you in From: Hassan Ali
17.
Accesories - Men's Necklaces : Part 1 From: shakeel ansari
18a.
Health Information :Regular Health Mistakes...  Must Read and Forwar From: Hassan Ali
18b.
Health Information :Regular Health Mistakes...  Must Read and Forwar From: Hassan Ali
19.
Too Busy to be a Friend From: ~*~Rajesh~*~
20.
(no subject) From: Farhat Miyaji

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1.

Please dhyan zarur dena...

Posted by: "Damodar Prasad Arya" damodar_basketball@yahoo.com   damodar_basketball

Sun Mar 1, 2009 7:16 am (PST)

Dear friends....
 
Bade dino se apne is hansi wale group me dekh raha hun ki hum jis jokes k liye is group me shamil hue they, hum us se bahut door ja rahe hain...
Please aap sabhi se mere request hai ki please jokes per he dhyan de...
Hum me se bahut se friends ne group me jokes bhejna band kar diya hai..
Jo iska ek bahut bada example hai....
 
Aap sabhi se mere request hai ki aap shandar shandar jokes bhjen or sub ko hansa hansa k lot pot karne ka kasht karen...
 
 
Aap sabhi ka hassu dost
 
Damodar
Bhopal

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request

Posted by: "shashi_singh1984" shashi_singh1984@yahoo.co.in   shashi_singh1984

Sun Mar 1, 2009 7:19 am (PST)

i friends i want more shayries about that.
thanks for sharies .

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I Need You Now

Posted by: "jooop Love" jooop55@yahoo.com   jooop55

Sun Mar 1, 2009 7:25 am (PST)

My friend, I need you now-
Please take me by the hand.
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Jab Raat K Tanha Lamhon Mein

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Sun Mar 1, 2009 7:26 am (PST)

Jab Raat K Tanha Lamhon Mein
Koi Aahat Mujh Se Kehti Hai
Is Dil Mein Halchal Rehti Hai
Koi Jugnu Pass Se Guzre To
Koi Baat Halak Se Nikle To
Main Khud Se Ulajhne Lagta Hon
Phir Jaane Kya Kya Kehta Hon
Phir Yaad Uski Aati Hai
Phir Pal Do Pal K Lamhe Ko
Yeh Sans Meri Ruk Jati Hai
Ek Sholah Dil Mein Bharakta Hai
Woh Dard Sehar Tak Rehta Hai
Phir Weham Mujhe Yeh Kehta Hai
Koi Mere Dil Mein Rehta Hai
Koi Mere Dil Mein Rehta Hai..
 

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Vo reshmi baalo vali....

Posted by: "nishi4friend@gadgetgearz.com" nishi4friend@gadgetgearz.com   nishi4friend

Sun Mar 1, 2009 7:37 am (PST)

Vo reshmi baalo vali....
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Miniature Animal Zoo..Georgia

Posted by: "nazia khan" naziaeyes@gmail.com   saira_990

Sun Mar 1, 2009 9:31 am (PST)

Miniature Animal Zoo..Georgia
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Inspirational Quotation Wallpapers Part-2 by Great Minds to Inspire

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Sun Mar 1, 2009 10:18 am (PST)

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you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond while you
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Do not Quit...

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Sun Mar 1, 2009 10:19 am (PST)

Do not Quit...
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Do not Quit...

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Sun Mar 1, 2009 10:22 am (PST)

A New Day Soon Will Dawn...
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Tomorrow...

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Sun Mar 1, 2009 10:20 am (PST)


Friday, February 13, 2009
Tomorrow...

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i lave u

Posted by: "mahesh1854" mahesh1854@yahoo.com   mahesh1854

Sun Mar 1, 2009 10:23 am (PST)


"MAHEH SHARMA FORM BILSPUR"
Kya faida kisi ko chahne ka,
kya faida kisi ki yaadon mein aansu bahane ka…

Jo samjhe na kisi ke dil mein base pyaar ko,
kya faida uske pyaar ke liye dil ko tadpaane ka…

Chhote se dil ko milte gham bahot hai,
zindgi mein milte har pal zakhm bahot hai…

Maar hi dalti kabki yeh duniya,
kambakht kuch dosto ki duaon mein dum bahot hai…

Usne jo mera sath na diya,
shayad uski bhi koi majboori thi…

Bewafa to voh ho nahi sakte,
shayad meri mohabbat hi adhoori thi
Nice Messege
jo pal-pal jale wo "roshni",
jo pal-pal mahek wo "khushbu",
jo pal-pal dhadke wo "dil",
jo pal-pal yad aye wo "aap",
aur jo pal-pal yad kare wo "hum".....
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Men 's perspective

Posted by: "pran mitra" liberalpran@yahoo.co.in   liberalpran

Sun Mar 1, 2009 10:27 am (PST)

Men 's perspective
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Mere daant ( funny SMS )

Posted by: "nishi4friend@gadgetgearz.com" nishi4friend@gadgetgearz.com   nishi4friend

Sun Mar 1, 2009 10:32 am (PST)

Mere daant ( funny SMS )
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Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka

Posted by: "Mansi Patel" myid_181@yahoo.in   myid_181

Sun Mar 1, 2009 10:38 am (PST)

Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
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Mr. Bean Jokes

Posted by: "shakeel ansari" shakeel_v_ansari@yahoo.co.in   shakeel_v_ansari

Sun Mar 1, 2009 10:43 am (PST)



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Jokes Of Mr. Bean

 

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain! 

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! 

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! 

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

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Ek ladki thi deewani si

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Sun Mar 1, 2009 4:40 pm (PST)

Ek ladki thi deewani si
Ek subject pe woh marti thi

Books uthakar, chashma lagakar
Library se guzarti thi

Kuchh padna tha shayad usko
Jaane kisse woh darti thi

Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Mujhse poochha karti thi

your course/subjects kaise hoti hai aur
Main bas itna keh pata

*
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"Kitaben.. khuli hon ya hon band
Padhai last night hi hoti hai

Kaise kahoon main o yaara ye your course/subjects aise hoti hai" [drums]
turu ru ru ru ru ru roooo roooooo roooo

Happy Velantine Day Friends

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Sun Mar 1, 2009 10:28 pm (PST)

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Accesories - Men's Necklaces : Part 1

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Health Information :Regular Health Mistakes...  Must Read and Forwar

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" shayariworld@ymail.com   hassanrazvi786

Mon Mar 2, 2009 12:55 am (PST)

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Crossing our legs



Do you cross your legs at your knees when sitting? Although we
may believe that this is the lady-like elegant way to sit,
sitting this way cuts down circulation to your legs. If you don"t
want varicose veins to mar the beauty of your legs and compromise
your health, uncross your legs every time you realise you have
one knee on top of the other. The best way to sit is to simply
place both legs together on the floor, balancing your weight
equally. If you feel like changing position, instead of crossing
your legs, simply move both legs together to one side. As an
alternative, you could also consider crossing your legs loosely
at the ankles. This is a classically elegant way to sit, and is
far better for your legs and your health than sitting with your
legs crossed at your knees.



Not changing our toothbrush
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How often do you change your toothbrush? Most of us wait until
most of the bristles have either fallen off, or are in such bad
shape that we"d be embarrassed to pull out our brush in public.
However, since not many of us need to pull out our brush in
public, we carry on with our frayed one until we lose it. Replace
your toothbrush often. Damaged bristles can harm the enamel, and
don"t massage your gums well. If you find brushing your teeth a
pain like I do, but know you must do it, you might as well be
doing it right. Imagine going through the annoyance of brushing
your teeth twice a day only to find out that you"re damaging your
enamel every time you clean your teeth. Also, use a brush with
soft bristles unless your dentist has advised otherwise.



Eating out often



There are oils that are high in cholesterol, and oils that cause
little harm and are better for your heart. However, no matter how
light the oil is, it is never a good idea to eat too much of it.
Avoid fried foods.Remember that in all probability your favourite
Indian food restaurant throws a huge, HUGE chunk of butter in a
tiny bowl of dal. Rita, who worked in the kitchen of a 5 star
hotel, was shocked when she saw the cook chop a 500gm butter slab
in half, and throw half into a Paneer Makhani dish. No wonder the
customers left licking their fingers. And no wonder they felt so
stuffed and heavy afterwards. Limit outdoor eating unless you
know that you"re getting served light and healthy food.


Skipping breakfast
Never, ever skip breakfast. Remember, when you wake up in the
morning it"s been around 10-12 hours since your last meal. Your
body needs food now, more than at any other time. Eat a heavy
breakfast. You will then be busy through the day, and the
calories will get expended quickly. If you are trying to diet,
eat a light dinner. Here are some more common health mistakes we
make. Being informed and making a few changes can help make us
feel a whole lot better.




High heels
High heels sure look great, but they're murder for your back.
This however doesn't mean you should steer clear of stilettos.
Wear them, but not when you know you will be walking around a
lot. Wear them when going out for lunch or dinner - when the only
walking you will be doing is to your car, to the table, and back.
Avoid high heels when you are going somewhere on foot. If you are
constantly tempted to wear your heels, take a good look at your
flats. Is there something about them you dislike? Invest in a new
pair of beautiful flats or shoes with a low heel. Buy something
you love, that you will enjoy wearing. If possible, get a
matching bag. You will then enjoy your flats as much as you do
your heels.





Sleeping on a soft bed
You don't have to sleep on the floor be kind to your back, but
do make sure you have a firm mattress. Although a mattress on
springs is soft and lovely to sink into, it's bad for your back.
If you already have an old bed with springs, you don't need to
invest in a new one - simply get a thick wooden plank put over
the springs, and place the mattress on the plank. Similarly, if
your mattress is old and lumpy, throw it out and get a new one.
Your neck and your back will thank you. The same rule applies to
sofas. If you will be spending hours on a sofa, get a firm yet
comfortable one. Sofas you completely sink into are not the best
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No matter how comfortable sleeping with ten cushions is, have
pity on your neck and resist. Sleep with one pillow, and make
sure it is not too thick. If your pillow gets lumpy, discard it
and go for a new one. Get a thin pillow if you sleep on your
stomach, and something a little thicker if you sleep on your
back, to give your neck adequate support
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<http://funnypicturejokes.blogspot.com/> Not exercising
So all of us know we should exercise more, but many of us don't.
This is a health mistake we consciously make! And why is that?
Simply because we refuse to admit the damage we are causing to
our bodies by not working out. A number of people only start
working out once they've experienced a warning signal. Don't wait
for a heart attack to strike before you decide to opt for a
lifestyle change. Make the change now. You don't need to train
for the marathon to be in top shape. Half an hour of brisk
walking three to four times a week will make a world of
difference to your health. You could then increase this to forty
minutes, four times a week - and
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Health Information :Regular Health Mistakes...  Must Read and Forwar

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" shayariworld@ymail.com   hassanrazvi786

Mon Mar 2, 2009 12:57 am (PST)



Regular Health Mistakes...

Must Read and Forward to ALL

This mail is sent to us by vijeta luharuka <sweety_pie285@yahoo.com> please send feedback to her at sweety_pie285@yahoo.com

All of us make
little health mistakes that cause damage to our bodies in the long run
- simply because we are unaware we are doing something wrong. Here are
some of the most common mistakes made by many of us.

Crossing our legs

Do you cross your legs at your
knees when sitting? Although we may believe that this is the lady-like
elegant way to sit, sitting this way cuts down circulation to your
legs. If you don"t want varicose veins to mar the beauty of your legs
and compromise your health, uncross your legs every time you realise
you have one knee on top of the other. The best way to sit is to simply
place both legs together on the floor, balancing your weight equally.
If you feel like changing position, instead of crossing your legs,
simply move both legs together to one side. As an alternative, you
could also consider crossing your legs loosely at the ankles. This is a
classically elegant way to sit, and is far better for your legs and
your health than sitting with your legs crossed at your knees.

Not
changing our toothbrush

How often do you change your
toothbrush? Most of us wait until most of the bristles have either
fallen off, or are in such bad shape that we"d be embarrassed to pull
out our brush in public. However, since not many of us need to pull out
our brush in public, we carry on with our frayed one until we lose it.
Replace your toothbrush often. Damaged bristles can harm the enamel,
and don"t massage your gums well. If you find brushing your teeth a
pain like I do, but know you must do it, you might as well be doing it
right. Imagine going through the annoyance of brushing your teeth twice
a day only to find out that you"re damaging your enamel every time you
clean your teeth. Also, use a brush with soft bristles unless your
dentist has advised otherwise.

Eating out often

There are oils that are high in
cholesterol, and oils that cause little harm and are better for your
heart. However, no matter how light the oil is, it is never a good idea
to eat too much of it. Avoid fried foods.Remember that in all
probability your favourite Indian food restaurant throws a huge, HUGE
chunk of butter in a tiny bowl of dal. Rita, who worked in the kitchen
of a 5 star hotel, was shocked when she saw the cook chop a 500gm
butter slab in half, and throw half into a Paneer Makhani dish. No
wonder the customers left licking their fingers. And no wonder they
felt so stuffed and heavy afterwards. Limit outdoor eating unless you
know that you"re getting served light and healthy food.


Skipping breakfast

Never, ever skip breakfast.
Remember, when you wake up in the morning it"s been around 10-12 hours
since your last meal. Your body needs food now, more than at any other
time. Eat a heavy breakfast. You will then be busy through the day, and
the calories will get expended quickly. If you are trying to diet, eat
a light dinner. Here are some more common health mistakes we make.
Being informed and making a few changes can help make us feel a whole
lot better.

High heels

High heels sure look great, but
they're murder for your back. This however doesn't mean you should
steer clear of stilettos. Wear them, but not when you know you will be
walking around a lot. Wear them when going out for lunch or dinner -
when the only walking you will be doing is to your car, to the table,
and back. Avoid high heels when you are going somewhere on foot. If you
are constantly tempted to wear your heels, take a good look at your
flats. Is there something about them you dislike? Invest in a new pair
of beautiful flats or shoes with a low heel. Buy something you love,
that you will enjoy wearing. If possible, get a matching bag. You will
then enjoy your flats as much as you do your heels.

Sleeping on a soft bed
You don't have to
sleep on the floor be kind to your back, but do make sure you have a
firm mattress. Although a mattress on springs is soft and lovely to
sink into, it's bad for your back. If you already have an old bed with
springs, you don't need to invest in a new one - simply get a thick
wooden plank put over the springs, and place the mattress on the plank.
Similarly, if your mattress is old and lumpy, throw it out and get a
new one. Your neck and your back will thank you. The same rule applies
to sofas. If you will be spending hours on a sofa, get a firm yet
comfortable one. Sofas you completely sink into are not the best idea.

Pillows
No
matter how comfortable sleeping with ten cushions is, have pity on your
neck and resist. Sleep with one pillow, and make sure it is not too
thick. If your pillow gets lumpy, discard it and go for a new one. Get
a thin pillow if you sleep on your stomach, and something a little
thicker if you sleep on your back, to give your neck adequate support

Not exercising
So
all of us know we should exercise more, but many of us don't. This is a
health mistake we consciously make! And why is that? Simply because we
refuse to admit the damage we are causing to our bodies by not working
out. A number of people only start working out once they've experienced
a warning signal. Don't wait for a heart attack to strike before you
decide to opt for a lifestyle change. Make the change now. You don't
need to train for the marathon to be in top shape. Half an hour of
brisk walking three to four times a week will make a world of
difference to your health. You could then increase this to forty
minutes, four times a week - and

you're all set. If you haven't exercised for a week, you're making a mistake

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Posted by: "~*~Rajesh~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Mon Mar 2, 2009 3:21 am (PST)

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Too Busy to be a Friend
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One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the
other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a
space between each name.


Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say
about each of their classmates and write it down.
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It took the remainder of the class period to finish their
assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in
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That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on
a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said
about that individual.
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On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the
entire class was smiling. 'Really?' she heard whispered. 'I never
knew that I meant anything to anyone!' and, 'I didn't know others
liked me so much,' were most of the comments.
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No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew
if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it
didn't matter. The exercise had accomplished its purpose. The
students were happy with themselves and one another. That group
of students moved on.
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Several years later, one of the students was killed in Viet Nam
and his teacher attended the funeral of that special student. She
had never se?n a serviceman in a military coffin before. He
looked so handsome, so mature...
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The church was packed with his friends. One by one those who
loved him took a last walk by the coffin. The teacher was the
last one to bless the coffin.
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As she stood there, one of the soldiers who acted as pallbearer
came up to her. 'Were you Mark's math teacher?' he asked. She
nodded: 'yes.' Then he said: 'Mark talked about you a lot.'
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After the funeral, most of Mark's former classmates went together
to a luncheon. Mark's mother and father were there, obviously
waiting to speak with his teacher.
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'We want to show you something,' his father said, taking a wallet
out of his pocket 'They found this on Mark when he was killed. We
thought you might recognize it.'
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Opening the billfold, he carefully removed two worn pieces of
notebook paper that had obviously been taped, folded and refolded
many times. The teacher knew without looking that the papers were
the ones on which she had listed all the good things each of
Mark's classmates had said about him.
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'Thank you so much for doing that,' Mark's mother said. 'As you
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All of Mark's former classmates started to gather around. Charlie
smiled rather sheepishly and said, 'I still have my list. It's in
the top drawer of my desk at home.'
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Chuck's wife said, 'Chuck asked me to put his in our wedding
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'I have mine too,' Marilyn said. 'It's in my diary'
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Then Vicki, another classmate, reached into her pocketbook, took
out her wallet and showed her worn and frazzled list to the
group... 'I carry this with me at all times,' Vicki said and
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That's when the teacher finally sat down and cried. She cried for
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The density of people in society is so thick that we forget that
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So please, tell the people you love and care for, that they are
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And One Way To Accomplish This Is: Forward this message on. If
you do not send it, you will have, once again passed up the
wonderful opportunity to do something nice and beautiful.
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If you've received this, it is because someone cares for you and
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If you're 'too busy' to take those few minutes right now to
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The more people that you send this to, the better you'll be at
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Remember, you reap what you sow. What you put into the lives of
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Posted by: "Farhat Miyaji" farhatmiyaji@ymail.com   farhatmiyaji@ymail.com

Mon Mar 2, 2009 3:39 am (PST)

link Nice Jokes

teacher:what do you call person who cannot hear anything
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